All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

"Shouldn't be angry?" Yuan Zhen stroked the scar on the corner of her mouth and asked back.

Seeing him touch the scab, Lin Zhi hurriedly stopped him: "Don't pick it, what will happen if there is a scar in the future." In case he becomes a man with a slit, he can only wear a mask when he goes out.

Yuan Zhen: "..."

Seeing Yuan Zhen's displeased face, Lin Zhi quickly comforted him: "Next time I won't bite so hard, it's all disfigured."

Yuan Zhen snorted coldly, turned around, turned her back to Lin Zhi, unable to see her expression clearly.

Gundam was puzzled: "You humans, what's the point of gnawing around like this?"

"Of course it's interesting. Human beings realize spiritual communication and move towards the great harmony of life by combining the upper and lower mouths into one." Lin Zhi smiled meaningfully, and asked Gundam: "I think you know a lot, tell me Look, how do you robots usually 'mean'?"

This question stumped Gundam.

Just like some people on earth, they are very knowledgeable about the reproduction of other species. They know that the female praying mantis will eat her husband after mating, and that cats can have multiple fathers in one litter. The brutal truth of passing on your genes.

Gundam is one such pure robot.

Very concerned about the reproduction of other species in the universe.

Few people in the universe can tell the difference between the Engel lizards and the Engel lizards.There was once a cosmic variety show, Benbie invited two families from these two planets as guests, and asked the audience to call the hotline to quickly identify the people from these two planets.

Gundam activated his father's wireless expansion sonic device, seized the hotline immediately, and then accurately distinguished all the people from the two planets.

Maodan asked Gundam adoringly: "Why is brother so powerful?"

The two families look similar, with green skin, big eyes, no nostrils, and a long tail trailing behind them.

Gao Da said proudly: "The Engel lizards are themselves * themselves, and finally the little lizards were born from their buttocks, and their lower sides are very long. And the Engel lizards grow into little lizards from their own penis, and when the little lizards grow up Assembly bites off daddy's dick, so they either have thick bottoms or they don't."

If Mao Dan realized something, he glanced at the two strange aliens and was embarrassed: "I still can't tell them apart!"

"Once you read more, you will be able to tell the difference." Gao Da comforted.

Because Gundam answered the questions correctly, he received a gift from the program group: two sets of nesting dolls of Engel Lizard and Engel Lizard.

It's a pity that the father found out later, saying that the program they watched was extremely obscene, so he frequently turned off the signal of this program, making it impossible for Gundam to continue to lead Maodan to know various creatures in the universe.

In short, Gundam is actually a robot that simply loves to learn. Its focus is on various alien creatures, but it doesn't have much interest in the same kind.

He had only a vague notion about the robot's 'meaning' from his father and his father.

In memory, they get along like friends, working together, talking, and taking turns every day to coax him to turn off the phone and go to bed early. There is no closeness between words and deeds.

Just one night that he will never forget.

On that day, his father coaxed him to turn off the phone to sleep, and he hibernated and pretended to turn off the phone, so that he could sneak up and play games in the middle of the night.

However, after he turned it on, he found that the whole house was leaking electricity. The current ran four times along the walls and the ground, and the sound of sparks was "crackling". It didn't hurt when it hit him, but it was slightly numb.

Vaguely, he received a strange signal from his father.

The signal was intermittent, not a warning of danger, but a kind of excitement.

The young Gundam had never seen such a battle before, and was so frightened that he died on the spot.

Really shutdown!

The next day, with the help of his father, Gundam turned on the phone nervously, and everything returned to normal at home.However, his father didn't say a word about what happened last night.Since then, Gundam no longer needs to be urged by his parents, and he will turn off the phone and go to sleep when the time comes.

The night when the electric current was flowing everywhere, as well as his father's intermittent signals, all linger in Gundam's mind.

I felt scared when I was a child, but when I grow up, I feel that something that only adults know happened that night.

Could it be, that is the meaning of the robot

His father is so stern and serious, and his father is so gentlemanly, how could he do such a thing!

The more Gundam thought about it, the more entangled he became.

Seeing that Gao Da didn't answer for a long time, Lin Zhi smiled and said, "Forget that you are still alone~"

"I am also very happy alone." Gao Da insisted.

"You won't think so when you have someone you like." Lin Zhi said sympathetically.

Riyue Island is surrounded by cliffs, and the walls are riddled with holes. Sitting on the small boat, the two of them can vaguely see the traces of when they were able to fight.

But the island is a different story.

The island is full of flowers and green grass, which makes people feel comfortable.

Walking along the path on the island, Lin Zhi observed the surroundings while explaining to Yuan Zhen the language of various flowers on the ground.

"This is a peony flower, and the flower language is that my sweetheart is beautiful and moving." After Lin Zhi finished speaking, he gave Yuan Zhen a meaningful look.

Yuan Zhen walked past the flowers indifferently.

"This is an orchid, and the language of the flower is my sweetheart's high quality." Lin Zhi said as he plucked one off and stuck it in Yuan Zhen's ear, and sniffed it: "It's really fragrant."

Yuan Zhen tore off the flowers and threw them away.

"This is Eucalyptus, and the language of flowers is to pity the person in front of you." Lin Zhi's tone was sad, and he looked at Yuan Zhen affectionately.

Yuan Zhen ignored it.

"This is a camellia, and the flower language is that my sweetheart refuses my courtship, and I don't know what to do." Lin Zhi's tone was unhappy, and he gave Yuan Zhen a look.

Yuan Zhen stopped, pointed to a field of tulips in the distance, and asked Lin Zhi, "Do you know their flower language?"

Lin Zhi asked, "What is it?"

"Noisy." Yuan Zhen said coldly.

When Lin Zhi heard this, he grinned and said, "I think so too.

After such an incident, Lin Zhi no longer made things difficult for Yuan Zhen.

Gundam: "Your flower language is all nonsense!"

"Flowers of different flowering periods can appear at the same time, what's wrong with my flower language?" Lin Zhi asked.

Gundam: "Excessive words."

"Everyone has different moods when looking at flowers, and the language of flowers has different meanings," Lin Zhi said.

If he came to Yuan Zhen holding a bouquet of roses, and Yuan Zhen rejected his affection, then at this moment, the flower language of the rose is 'I don't love you'.

The two of them didn't walk for long when they saw a group of graceful Xianshui Pavilion nuns building a tower.

A group of male cultivators stood under the platform, not only did not help, but also a few groups under the platform, whispering together.

"The female cultivator who stood up and lifted the pile has breasts as big as two steamed buns. I will give it eight points."

When the female cultivator who carried the pile heard it, she shook her chest triumphantly, and suddenly the waves rolled, causing the crowd to breathe out.

"The female cultivator below bent over to pick up the rope has a waist as thin as a water snake. I will give it nine points."

When the female cultivator who was picking up the rope heard it, she turned her back nonchalantly, dancing like a snake, and looked straight at the male cultivators.

Lin Zhi walked over, shook his whisk, and participated in the discussion: "You rate it out of [-] points, right? The one on top is too plump, with breasts as big as steamed buns, and a face as round as a pot helmet. The one on the bottom is skinny with only bones left , the beauty is the beauty, it should be inspiring!"

The two female cultivators who were being commented on heard this, and turned their heads to give Lin Zhi a hard look.

"Could this fellow Taoist have someone else he likes?" A pale-faced male cultivator who seemed to be suffering from kidney failure smiled and gave him a look of "fellow fellow".

When the other male cultivators heard the words, they acted as if they were listening to the old driver's advice, and Yuan Zhen also glanced at Lin Zhi.

"Actually, the most beautiful woman in Xianshui Pavilion is Yao Zhu'er, but it's a pity that she's already married." Lin Zhi expressed regret.

"That's right, the Patriarch of the Wang family is very blessed." The man with kidney deficiency said enviously.

"I just came from Wang's house. That woman is very favored in Wang's house. She should be the best woman that Xianshui Pavilion can marry." Lin Zhi sighed.

"If I were the Patriarch of the Wang Family, I would definitely spoil her to heaven." The male cultivators were full of praise.

"Hmph, which woman in Xianshui Pavilion won't be favored if she gets married!" The snake-waisted female cultivator was disdainful when she heard these men's praises for Yao Zhu'er.

"Why do you say that?" Lin Zhi was curious.

"You said just now that I'm shy, why should I tell you?" The snake-waisted nun sneered, and said, "If you are willing to marry me, I have a way for you to pamper me to heaven."

"It seems that all the female disciples in Xianshui Pavilion are good at controlling their husbands!" Lin Zhi shook his whisk with a frivolous tone.

"Of course!" The snake-waisted woman looked embarrassed.

"Junior Sister!" The plump female cultivator suddenly reprimanded, "It's not proper for men to discuss such things before leaving the cabinet!"

The snake-waisted woman wanted to talk back, but she didn't know what to think of, so she immediately silenced and went to work honestly.

"Why is my sister so fierce? Maybe after this banquet, we will see each other right, and then I can let you experience my sister's art of controlling husbands." Lin Zhi said with a smile, and climbed up the stairs, saying: " I helped the two younger sisters set up the stage."

As he spoke, he called other monks who were watching to help out.

Lin Zhi stood on the platform and looked at the scattered buildings around. Some of them had been completed and were nearly ten feet high, and some of them had just started.

All around you can only see the platform, but not the Sun Moon Lake.

"Sister, where is Sun Moon Lake?" Lin Zhi looked around.They came to check in ahead of time. The address given by Gundam is here, but there is no sign of the lake.

"Friend Daoist, you are too impatient. It will take three more days for Sun Moon Lake to appear." The man with kidney deficiency said with a smile, "All the sisters from Xianshui Pavilion will come by then!"

Lin Zhi knew that he had misunderstood, so he made the mistake and smiled embarrassedly.

Is there three more days?

In the evening, the two returned from Riyue Island in a small boat. The red clouds in the sky were reflected on the lake, which was extremely beautiful.

"What are you going to do these two days?" Yuan Zhen stood at the bow of the boat holding her sword.

"Ask for news from the girls in Xianshui Pavilion!" Lin Zhi sat on the bow of the boat, his white gauze was also dyed red by the sun's rays.

"Like just now?" Yuan Zhen frowned.

Lin Zhi raised his head and glanced at Yuan Zhen, and asked, "Why did the inquiry go smoothly just now! Except for a few women in Xianshui Pavilion who are dedicated to cultivation, most of them want to marry a good family. I am the first disciple of Wanfa Sect, and the popular one in Xianshui Pavilion Son-in-law candidates, they are enthusiastic about me!"

"If a female cultivator takes a fancy to you, why not go with the flow?" Yuan Zhen asked with a sneer.

Lin Zhi stood up, looked at Yuan Zhen, and joked, "That's my luck."

"Whatever you want." Yuan Zhen's tone was cold, she turned her head after speaking, looked at the lake and said nothing.

Seeing that Yuan Zhen took it seriously, Lin Zhi sighed helplessly, hugged Yuan Zhen from behind, put his head on his back, and whispered: "No matter how much blessing I have, it depends on whether I can bear it. "

"Why can't you bear it? Could it be that someone forced you?" Yuan Zhen asked sarcastically.

Lin Zhi just wanted to growl: "Don't you know my attitude and intentions, you are a vexatious man!"

But Yuan Zhen agreed to give him a hug, so Lin Zhi had no choice but to adopt a soft attitude.

"No one can force you to do this kind of thing." Lin Zhi rubbed his head against Yuan Zhen's back, and said softly, "I voluntarily."

Lin Zhi coaxed him for a long time, but he didn't know if he could coax him well. Anyway, when Yuan Zhen followed Lin Zhi back to the courtyard, she still looked "unhappy".

In the eyes of the little cripple, there is not much difference between brother Jianxiu being happy and unhappy.

Seeing the two come back, the little cripple excitedly said, "Brother Faxiu, I have figured out the address you want."

"Great, where is the address?" Lin Zhi asked.

After the little cripple gave the address, he felt uneasy: "Are you really going to this place?"

"What's wrong?" Lin Zhi was puzzled.

"It's a promiscuous and vicious place. I don't understand why there is such a place in Xianshui Pavilion." The little cripple said.