All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

After Gundam One's explanation, Lin Zhi felt that the child was a huge hidden danger.He, a penniless iron rooster, suddenly had the idea of ​​ruining his fortune and eliminating disasters.

Lin Zhi took out a low-grade spirit stone from his Qiankun bag, and threw it to the little cripple: "No matter where you are going, it has nothing to do with us." After speaking, he motioned to Yuan Zhen, who was grafting the cart onto the butt of this luxury car. Move faster.

"Can't you take me with you? Please." The little cripple begged.

Looking at the little face that was about to cry, Lin Zhi's heart was as hard as a stone, and he was indifferent. How could the disciple of Kong Ze, the master of Qianjimen, be pitiful?

The passers-by around saw them, and couldn't help but feel pity: "This kid is too pitiful, so take him with you, seeing how thin he is, he must not eat much."

"Whoever takes pity on him will take him back to raise himself." Lin Zhi yelled at the people around him.

Those who watched the excitement immediately silenced, for fear that if they said a word more, they would be named and asked to raise the little cripple.

Yuan Zhen packed up the cart, returned to the carriage and was about to drive away, when the little cripple grabbed his leg and said with tears in his eyes: "Big handsome brother, you must not be as cruel as the handsome brother in the carriage, right?"

Lin Zhi felt refreshed in his heart: "He praised me for being beautiful, maybe it's not as bad as I imagined."

Gundam: "...But, you ate the Chongming Bird."

Lin Zhi regained his firm position in an instant, and shouted at Yuan Zhen: "What are you doing standing there, hurry up!"

Yuan Zhen looked at Lin Zhi with a troubled expression on her face.

"Kindness without principles is no different from stupidity. It will only harm others and yourself." Lin Zhi looked indifferent, stretched out a white jade arm from the carriage, and lifted it lightly, as if he was about to throw it into the distance.

The little cripple lifted his feet off the ground in an instant, his thin body flew into the air, and he said with a voice that could only be heard by two people, "You have the aura of a Chongming bird on your body!"

With these words, the little cripple who hadn't let go of his hand was abruptly pulled back into the carriage by Lin Zhi in a parabola.

Lin Zhi urged Yuan Zhen in a low voice, "Go quickly."

Seeing this scene, the group of spectators immediately applauded and praised: "Good people are rewarded with rewards, and the Immortal Elder is kind-hearted, and he will definitely ascend to become a god!"

The pair of two-headed horses seemed to be able to feel the anxiety of the owner. As soon as Yuan Zhen got into the carriage, she neighed, and then dragged the carriage away.

Inside the carriage, Lin Zhi met the little cripple's eyes.

"Xianchang, you look so good-looking." The little cripple looked at Lin Zhi seriously.

"You need to be more innovative when flattering." Lin Zhi sneered, "The one outside looks better, why don't you praise him?"

"But he probably doesn't like others to praise him for his good looks." The little cripple was embarrassed.

Lin Zhi: "What does he mean, that I like others to praise me for looking good?"

Gundam: "Isn't it?"

Lin Zhi secretly sighed, this kid really knows how to watch people order dishes, but his life is at stake, Lin Zhi will never let him go just because of a few high hats.

"Stop pretending to me." Lin Zhi asked with a gloomy face, "How do you know that Chongming Bird is related to us?"

"I haven't heard from Chongming Bird for a long time. I just speculated that it was related to you. You were so nervous just now, which proves that my speculation is correct." The little cripple tilted his head and said.

"I can make you lose the news forever like Chongming Bird." Lin Zhi's eyes showed a fierce look.

The little cripple moved his butt out a few times, looked at Lin Zhi timidly and said, "That bad bird often bullies me, and I will never avenge it."

Kong Xiaoshu's words were not intended to deceive Lin Zhi, but to express his feelings.

Because the master can't see things, Chong Mingniao acts as the master's eyes and sees things for the master. This bird has a transcendent status in the sect, and is more noble than their group of core disciples.Chongmingniao has a bad temper and often bullies the young disciples in the sect.A few years ago when he was concocting elixir, this bird came to snatch the elixir, tasted it, disliked the elixir, so gave it a pair of pliers, and pecked on his knee, hurting the Zusanli acupoint, and has been lame ever since. up.

"Since you are so good at calculating, let me ask you, where are we going?" The little cripple talked nonsense at the door, playing tricks, Lin Zhi didn't know if he was deceiving himself.

"In the east, there are many women and water." said the little cripple.

Lin Zhi changed his face instantly, and said in admiration, "You are so amazing, you actually know that we are going to Misty Palace!"

The little cripple was at a loss: "Aren't you going to Xianshui Pavilion?"

Lin Zhi smiled and shook his head: "Come to Misty Palace with us!"

"Master said that Misty Palace is not a place for serious monks to go." The little cripple showed embarrassment on his face.

Misty Palace is also a sect of female cultivators, but the sect is low-level and has a small number of disciples, which is not comparable to Xianshui Pavilion.

Another thing is that the female cultivators in Misty Palace follow the path of dual cultivation, and often invite male cultivators from the realm of comprehension to come to study and make progress together.

"You used to rely on us in full view, crying and making noises, engaged in moral kidnapping, and insisted on going with us, but now that you are in a stolen car, it is not so easy to go back on your word!" Lin Zhi threatened.

"I'm still young, I haven't developed well yet..." The little cripple faltered, then suddenly came to his senses, and said seriously, "No, you lied to me. You are going to Xianshui Pavilion, I can't make a mistake .”

Seeing the child's reaction, Lin Zhi sneered and asked, "What's your plan for following us?"

The little cripple replied seriously, "I just want to prove one thing."

"What's the matter?" Lin Zhi was curious.

"The secret must not be revealed." The little cripple pinched his fingers wildly, Lan Hua's fingers fluttered, and his expression was solemn.

This dead child has an inscrutable expression on his face, Lin Zhi is very upset: "You don't say anything, why should I trust you?"

"I can help you hide the matter of Chongming Bird." The little cripple made a condition.

Lin Zhiyin said speculatively: "Killing you is the best way to conceal it."

The little cripple choked up and said, "I...I'm very useful. I'm very accurate in weather forecasting, and I'm good at predicting good and bad luck. When this bird gets caught, I'll let you know in advance!"

Lin Zhi sneered, and asked to issue a death notice?

"Before that, if someone wants to harm you, I will protect you." The little cripple clenched his fists with firm eyes.

Just when Lin Zhi doubted the credibility of the child's words, the carriage made a sharp turn, and the little cripple couldn't sit still, and his face hit the inner wall of the car, making a loud "bang".

The little cripple climbed up from the car wall, leaving two lines of bright red nosebleeds in his nostrils.

"Woo-wow."

Lin Zhi: ...

Lin Zhi saw that the child's forehead was swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye, so he found a box of ointment from the Qiankun bag, took out a little and applied it on the little lame forehead, and then grabbed two lumps of cotton wool from the mattress to block the wound. Dike's nostrils.

After all, he is only a ten-year-old child, if it is really against him in the future, it is not too late to make a move.

Lin Zhi said, "Didn't you predict the bump just now and the bag on your head?"

Little lame: "..."

Lin Zhi lifted the curtain of the car and complained to Yuan Zhen: "Can you drive more steadily!"

"A beast attacked the carriage." Yuan Zhen said.

"Where did the beast come from?" Lin Zhi looked around and asked vigilantly.

Their luxury cars are quite domineering, and there are two-headed horses to clear the way, but any beast with a little brain will avoid it wisely. Only the wild beasts that have not opened their minds are stupid and reckless, acting on their appetite, and running to die fearlessly.One or two is okay, but if it is a group, it will be a bit troublesome.

"I was kicked away by the two-headed horse." Yuan Zhen said.

Back in the car, seeing that the little cripple had changed from howling to sobbing, Lin Zhi was upset when he heard that, and took out another piece of pastry to cover his mouth.

Seeing the pastry, the little cripple stopped crying, took a bite, and spat out a bloody tooth with two "peh peh" in his mouth.

Seeing him grinning and about to continue crying, Lin Zhi threatened, "You heard just now that there are wild animals outside. If you cry again, you will be thrown out."

The little cripple looked terrified.

Lin Zhi: "Teeth, if it falls out, it will fall out, so it should be replaced."

"But this tooth was replaced just last year." Hearing Lin Zhi's comfort, the little cripple was even more sad.

"You can use Lingshi to make a denture and replace it." Lin Zhi helped him find a way.

"Really?" The little cripple looked suspicious.

Lin Zhi said: "What are you doing lying to you? Ordinary people, as long as they have a few filthy money, they will get gold teeth when they get old and their teeth are useless."

"That's right, my master doesn't have eyeballs. His eyes are two black holes, which look scary. Later, I don't know where to get two beads to fill the holes. Although he still can't see, he looks much better. At least not to scare us." After the little cripple found a living example for himself, his mood brightened instantly.

Licking the gap in his teeth, the little cripple said again: "Not only are you good-looking, but your heart is not as bad as your appearance."

Lin Zhi felt relieved, but said stubbornly: "You still need to practice your flattering skills."

"No, I'm telling the truth." The little cripple took a bite of the pastry and said seriously: "And I think you and Brother Jianxiu are very suitable, one is cold and the other is gentle, a natural match."

Hearing this, the corners of Lin Zhi's mouth raised uncontrollably, but he said, "Don't you say that you are still young, you don't quite understand this."

Seeing that the flattery was effective, the little cripple took the opportunity to ask Lin Zhi for another piece of pastry, and ate it hungrily.

After driving for half a day, people were tired and horses were exhausted, so the three got out of the car to rest.

Seeing Yuan Zhen take out four packs of fodder to feed the horses, Lin Zhi stopped him and said, "There are only two horses, and two packs of fodder is enough. The road is still long, so save some money." A good car consumes more fuel, and this amazing horse There is also a lot of forage to eat.

Yuan Zhen said: "There are four heads, and all four mouths want to eat."

"So what, there are only two stomachs, everyone eats the same." Lin Zhi said.

What Lin Zhi said made sense, and Yuan Zhen couldn't refute it for a while.

"In ancient times, the most powerful bird was not the phoenix, but the nine-headed bird. This bird was extremely ferocious. Its nine beaks were as sharp as knives, and its fighting power was beyond the limit. When the phoenix saw it, it would turn its head and detour, not daring to fight with it. .One time the nine-headed birds went out to look for food and found a fairy fruit. The fairy fruit was small and could be eaten in one bite. It was not enough. One head wanted to monopolize it, but the other eight heads were not happy, so the nine heads fought and pecked at each other, dripping with blood. The nine-headed bird died in his own hands, and as soon as it died, the phoenix began to dominate the bird world." The little cripple gnawed on the cake and told this story.

Lin Zhi was horrified when he heard this, the horse was very expensive and he couldn't afford to die, so he had to allow Yuan Zhen to use four bales of fodder to feed the horse.

When the little cripple saw it, he said doglegly, "Brother Jianxiu, I'll help you feed the horse." He said, took two hay bales, and sent them to a two-headed horse.

While feeding the horse, he said, "Brother Faxiu manages the house well, not stingy."

Although he spoke to Yuan Zhen, the volume was just right, and Lin Zhi could hear it too.

"I know." Yuan Zhen nodded.

Neither end is really to blame!Lin Zhi tsk-tsk sighed, an older child is just such a ghost, which makes him an adult whose EQ and IQ are not enough.

As he approached Xianshui Pavilion, Lin Zhi put on the new clothes specially prepared for this trip.On the moon-white robe, there is a layer of gauze as thin as the wings of a cicada, embroidered with dark flowers with silver thread, wearing it like a dream, like an exiled immortal.

It's hard to be a good person, and it's hard to wear white clothes.In order not to drip oil on the stars, after putting on the new clothes, Lin Zhi began to fast.

When Yuan Zhen and the little cripple got out of the car for dinner, he didn't have to show up, but thinking it would be impolite, Lin Zhi appeared in front of Yuan Zhen with his head held high.

Even if you don't eat, you can talk on the sidelines.

It's a pity that Lin Zhi and the little cripple were almost drooling, but Yuan Zhen didn't notice any difference in him today.

In the end, the little cripple had sharp eyes and praised: "Brother Faxiu, your clothes are so beautiful today. Go to Xianshui Pavilion for a blind date, and all the fairies will fall in love with you."

Hearing this, Yuan Zhen looked up.

Sensing Yuan Zhen's meaningful gaze, Lin Zhi complained in his heart about the little cripple, which is really an exaggeration.