All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

"Xiao Lin, I'm very happy that you think about it." Director Gao saw Lin Zhi with a satisfied smile on his face.

Lin Zhi's expression changed, and he looked at Cao Wen: Are you betraying me?

Cao Wen did something wrong, but he was not as airy as before. Facing Lin Zhi's questioning eyes, he seemed to avoid it, and sat down in the farthest place in the conference room.

Seeing Lin Zhi's appearance, Director Gao understood that the two hadn't discussed well, and that Lin Zhi was driven out of the market, so he comforted him: "Since we are here, we represent the people of the earth. I want to make the most perfect movie and give it to them." Look at the art of human beings. Young people can only gain if they give up, and dedicating themselves to art is worthwhile."

"There are many ways to dedicate oneself to art." Lin Zhi said.

Seeing that Lin Zhi was still stubborn, Director Gao pointed to the vase on the table and said, "Is this bouquet of tulips beautiful?"

The red and white petals are clustered together, which looks lively and beautiful.

Lin Zhi nodded.

"I heard that there is a planet where the dominant creatures are plants. They wear hats on the flower buds when they go out on weekdays. If it's the pollination season, they are even forbidden to leave their territory." Director Gao said with a smile, "It's interesting."

Lin Zhi's face was not as ugly as before, he understood what Director Gao meant.

"In the eyes of aliens, we human beings are just like cats and dogs in our eyes. Without clothes, it is the original state. Wearing clothes, it is also very cute." After Gao Dao finished speaking, he picked up and slipped over at some time Orange cat, petting gently.

The orange cat rubbed its head on Gao Dao's hand contentedly. Gao Dao turned the cat upside down and handed it to Lin Zhi: "It's a nice cat, raised by that alien like a pig."

"I don't know how to hold a cat." Lin Zhi took the cat in embarrassment. The cat might feel uncomfortable, so he adjusted its posture in Lin Zhi's hands.Lin Zhi was afraid of throwing the cat, so he grabbed the back of its neck.

The orange cat immediately became quiet, and looked at Lin Zhi mournfully.

Seeing that the cat was not moving, Lin Zhi put it on his lap and rolled it into a ball: "I'll think about it."

"Old Gao, I guarantee you with my personality that this movie will never be broadcast on Earth in 20 years or so." Director Gao continued to persuade.

An old artist has been looking for him so many times, and he is not a big name, so Lin Zhi is too embarrassed to hold it.

"Director Gao, I'll just agree. There's only one back view. You're too serious." Lin Zhi nodded, "But I have to put my name and company in the cast list."

"No problem." Director Gao said cheerfully.

It was only after Lin Zhi got the script from Director Gao that he realized that he had lost a lot.No wonder it's so refreshing.There is no need for him to leak a butt in this play, it is leaking from beginning to end.

Lin Zhi originally wanted to compete with Yao Xiang for the number one male role, and turned from a stand-in to a regular, but after seeing the script, he stopped thinking about it.The protagonist in the script is an open-minded primitive man, he is a stand-in from the back, he wants to show his ass, but Yao Xiang wants to show his balls in the front.

Knowing that someone was worse than him, Lin Zhi felt relieved, and ruthlessly slapped the orange cat on his lap twice, making the cat snore so much.

After talking about the matter, Cao Wen sent Lin Zhi home.

Along the way, Lin Zhi had a gloomy face and didn't speak.The car drove to Lin Zhi's community and stopped at the entrance of "Lin Zhi Supermarket".

For the name of the supermarket, Lin Zhi thought for a long time before deciding on this meaningful name.

Compared with some shop owners who give their shops false names such as "Andy Lau BBQ" and "Zhang Xinzhe Barber Shop" in order to attract customers, this "Lin Zhi Supermarket" of my own can be said to be genuine.

In addition, members can recharge their cards with 1000 yuan to send autographed photos of their bosses.

It's a pity that the residents in the community are not strong enough. Except for the employees of the supermarket, who are suspected of currying favor with the new boss, and each of them issued a card, only Cao Wenyou issued a card for [-] yuan.

When collecting the money that day, Lin Zhi felt embarrassed.

"Sorry, I didn't make it clear to you before I went." Cao Wen was the first to break the silence.

"I'm actually a talkative person." Lin Zhi sat in the car and didn't get out of the car.

"We've been together for so many months, I know." After Cao Wen finished speaking, he took out a bag and handed it to Lin Zhi.

"When an honest man gets angry, it's like piercing the sky. He wants to bribe me with something. Hmph, I'm not so easy to fool."

Lin Zhi took the bag and opened it and said, when he saw the contents clearly, he immediately changed his words: "I forgive you!"

Inside the bag was a photo the size of an A4 paper.

The person in the photo has exactly the same face as Jiang Yao and Yue Shuwei.But he looks even more arrogant than Yue Shuwei, and more ruthless than Jiang Yao.

A head of blond curly hair is scattered in front of the shoulders, giving people the illusion of various charms.

"This is a photo of him advertising shampoo." Cao Wen introduced.

"What brand of shampoo? My supermarket can help him sell it." Lin Zhi held the photo and couldn't put it down.

Cao Wen said with a smile, "After one month of endorsement, the shampoo company couldn't afford the endorsement fee, so the contract was cancelled."

"Forget it, Poor Ghost Company's products are definitely not good. But how high is his endorsement fee?" Lin Zhi looked at the photo in amazement, "And the endorsement is not all for one year?"

"This person endorses Luntian, and I don't know the exact price. The shampoo company is also the largest in the Alpha Galaxy, and has a lot of money, so he hired him for a full month." Cao Wen sighed.

Hearing this explanation, Lin Zhi couldn't help asking: "Could he be the one removed from the photo frame in Mien's corridor?"

Cao Wen nodded: "The photo has expired, I will help with it."

"I took it back, didn't I break the law?" Lin Zhi was entangled, thinking of the fine that day, he was a little uneasy, but he was reluctant to part with the photo frame.

Cao Wen gave Lin Zhi a "why do you have such an honest look in your eyes".

Lin Zhixin understood, and pretended to say: "I will handle it for you. You can tell Boss Piao to rest assured."

Seeing Lin Zhidian leave abruptly, Cao Wen smiled, thinking that this person is really very satisfying.

Back home, Lin Zhi carefully pasted the photo on the head of the bed.

I saw a strange-looking alien in the corridor of Mien before, and I was worried that this person was a weird race with a head and a body, so I was a little entangled.

Now it seems that there is no need to worry at all.

Lin Zhi lay contentedly on the bed, looking up at the photo and laughing.

The movie that Director Gao is going to shoot is called "The Strongest Primitive". It tells the story of a primitive man in a tribe. Successfully killed.

Because he couldn't catch prey, he didn't have an animal skin to make an apron, and his buttocks were always bare.

Useless bare buttocks are despised by the tribe.Once when the tribe moved, they secretly left their bare butts behind.

Abandoned bare buttocks, living alone.When looking for fruit to eat, he found a small mammoth, so he wanted to catch this mammoth and let the tribe accept him again.

The small mammoth is also huge for a bare butt, and it is very clever.For the pursuit of naked buttocks, he deftly dodges every time.One person, one elephant, fighting wits and courage every day.

The little mammoth grew up slowly, from a hill to a big mountain, and his bare butt gave up his desire to eat meat.While being hunted down by a saber-toothed tiger, Light was rescued by a mammoth.

Looking at the mammoth who rescued him regardless of past suspicions, his bare butt was very moved.Then one person and one elephant became good friends.Live happily in primitive society.

"At that time, humans wouldn't be as handsome as they are now, right?" Lin Zhi raised his doubts while reading the script.

"The source of art and life are higher than life. This is the era of masculinity, otherwise Director Gao would not be so forceful to find you." The assistant director was helping Lin Zhi with makeup while full of praise: "This body waist-to-body ratio is really the golden ratio .”

Being naked and praised by others, Lin Zhi felt a little shy: Fortunately, a pair of underwear is reserved for him now.

The makeup artist knelt down and put on powder on Lin Zhi to make her complexion a little darker.After all, he is a primitive man who runs naked every day, so he can't be as white as pork.

"Why do you stuff newspapers in your crotch?" the makeup artist said suddenly, looking at the strip under Lin Zhi's abdomen that was not of normal length.

"No clothes and no pockets, I can't find a place to put it." Lin Zhi took out the newspaper from his crotch as if nothing had happened, but felt extremely ashamed in his heart.Because I was filming, I wore very tight-fitting underwear, and the front part would also be printed.

He just wanted to make it look bigger, so he wrapped it with newspaper, but the newspaper slipped off.

A man's scheming is like a woman squeezing her breasts.Fortunately, the makeup artist didn't tell the truth!

Lin Zhi put on his makeup and was about to go to the director, when he saw Yao Xiang, the leading actor of the play, walk in, and said triumphantly, "Brother Lin is such a big name, I didn't expect that he would condescend to be me as a stand-in."

"Well, Director Gao invited him personally. The old man said that if I don't agree, the film will not be filmed. It's rare for you to be the leading actor, and I can't let your dream be shattered." Lin Zhi looked at Yao Xiang, " I'm all thinking of you."

"Hmph, don't put gold on your face." Yao Xiang gritted his teeth.

"This money is what others insisted on posting." Lin Zhi smiled and said, "I hope that one day you will be banned for two years and still have the capital to beg you to come back and act."

After speaking, Lin Zhi knocked Yao Xiang away and left the dressing room.

Director Gao never makes movies according to the chronological order of the films, but according to the degree of difficulty.Shoot the hardest scenes first.

Today's one is being chased by a saber-toothed tiger with bare buttocks, jumping off a waterfall, falling into a pool of water and being washed away, and then rescued by a mammoth drinking water by its nose.

The scene of jumping off the water was done by Lin Zhi.

During this filming, Director Gao really found a scenic spot with a waterfall.

After Lin Zhi jumped three times in a row, Director Gao still looked dissatisfied.

"Is this a professional actor?" Yao Xiang sneered.

"Shut up when Director Gao is talking about the play." The assistant director glared at Yao Xiang, who shut up, and could only stare at Lin Zhi unhappily.

Lin Zhicong stuck out his upper body from the water, lying on the lakeside, showing his charming waist.He shook his wet hair and asked Gao Dao, "What kind of effect does Gao Dao want?"

Director Gao thought for a while and said, "Take off your underwear, for the most original effect."

The author has something to say: 5 minutes late, sorry.