All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Seeing this scene by his son, Lin Zhi was very embarrassed, and quickly separated from Lan Guangxi, and then got out of bed to help Lan Yue prepare his crib.

Lan Yue brought over her special bed every night, and placed it at the feet of Lan Guangxi and the others.Lin Zhi spread out the nest, carried Lan Yue into the nest, and called Lan Guangxi to turn off the lights.

The wooden house suddenly became dark, and Lan Yue knew it was a signal to go to bed when it was dark.

Feeling in the dark, Lin Zhi quietly climbed onto the bed.

Lan Guangxi put his hands around Lin Zhi's waist and said softly, "We will keep silent."

"How could there be no movement." Lin Zhi gently pulled Lan Guangxi's hand away.

"He's still young, so he won't understand." Lan Guangxi said again.

Lan Guangxi has been under too much pressure recently, and the stone in his heart finally fell today, and he is a little ready to move.

"I didn't understand it when I was young, but don't I understand it when I grow up? This is the dignity of being a parent." Lin Zhiyi refused emphatically, "He will definitely be curious when he sees a picture he doesn't understand, and it will affect his psychological and physical development. .”

After a while, Lin Zhi poked Lan Guangxi, and asked gossipingly, "Did you ever see unsuitable scenes when you were young? Which one is the Secretary-General or Your Majesty?"

Lan Guangxi: "Go ask yourself tomorrow."

Lin Zhi: ...

Although Lan Guangxi slept with Lan Ke and the Secretary-General when he was a child, Lan Ke would put him to sleep very early every day, and the Secretary-General would not give him a drink of water before going to bed, so he did not have the habit of waking up in the middle of the night. The last one to get up caused Lan Guangxi to never see a sensitive picture.

When I went to the former emperor, in order to prevent Lan Guangxi from repeating the same mistakes as Lang Ke, the former emperor took strict precautions. Anyone who dared to use such a thing to attract Lan Guangxi would not end well.

So much so that Lan Guangxi always thought that couples sleeping on the same bed were just chatting, which made Lin Zhi, a nymphomaniac, cheaper.

The next day, the two of them were woken up by Lan Yue's "Wow Wang".

Lin Zhi became dazed, and saw Lan Yue yelling at the door while digging.Lin Zhi got up and opened the door, and Lan Yue ran out quickly. Lin Zhihe was so scared that he chased outside with his clothes on.

Finally, the puppy was found in a toilet in the temple.

After going to the toilet, the puppy was still very sensible and raised his buttocks to let the guards wipe his buttocks.

After seeing this scene, Lin Zhi was so ashamed that he slapped Lan Guangxi awake when he went back.

"Your son has already gotten up to go to the toilet by himself, but you are still sleeping in."

Lan Guangxi opened his eyes, and discussed with Lin Zhi: "I'll sleep for a while, you take him to play first, and tomorrow I'll sleep in instead of you."

After Lin Zhi changed and washed, a guard came in with a dining car, and after breakfast with Lan Yue, Lin Zhi took a piece of bread and stuffed it for Lan Guangxi.

Lan Guangxi closed his eyes and ate bread while reminding Lin Zhi: "If you meet them, don't say I'm not up yet."

Lin Zhi: Why don't you know how to get up when you know how to save face?

After Lan Guangxi finished eating the bread, he pulled the quilt over and continued to sleep back into the cage. Lin Zhi was speechless for such a stupid behavior.

Don't bother with him!

Lin Zhi took Lan Yue to the garden for a walk to breathe fresh air.

The weather is bright today, and the garden is full of vitality.A lot of cannas were picked off by Lan Guangxi yesterday, and a lot of flower buds emerged today. It is estimated that they can harvest again before they leave the palace.

Lin Zhi took Lan Yue along the tree-lined path in a happy mood, and Lan Yue playfully shuttled between his legs while walking.

Lin Zhi slowed down and said with a smile, "You have short legs, so I'm not afraid that I will step on you."

The father and son walked together like this, Lin Zhi's mood was like a gentle wind, like a bird passing through the forest, he was very happy.

Others say that having a child will make you childish, but Lin Zhi thinks that it is the child who awakens the childlike innocence buried deep in the soul of adults.

"Bang——" Lan Yue suddenly quickened her pace, and Lin Zhi was tripped and stumped.

Boy, you are cheating!Lin Zhi got up angrily, and saw Lan Yue's eyes glowing, excitedly rushing into the flock of birds on the lawn in front of her, driving the birds away and screaming again and again.

Seeing that Lan Yue was so brave at such a young age, without fear of birds, Lin Zhi was very pleased.You must know that the group of birds in front of you looks as big as peacocks, and you can tell that they are not easy to mess with.

Just when Lin Zhi was proud of his son, Lan Yue made a move that made Lin Zhi scream and run wildly.

After Lan Yue drove the birds away, she began to eat the indescribable things they left behind. Seeing Lin Zhi running over, Lan Yue hurried to eat faster, for fear that Lin Zhi would snatch him.

When Lin Zhi ran over, Lan Yue had already cleaned the ground, wagging her tail happily.

Do you still want this son?

Lan Yue rubbed her head against Lin Zhi's calf, and continued to play on the lawn, as if she had forgotten what she did just now.

Lin Zhi was in a very complicated mood, how should he tell Lan Guangxi that your son eats "shi"!

Lan Yue played carefree, while Lin Zhi sat on the side anxiously.

Suddenly, Lan Yue became excited again. Lin Zhi thought he had found a "treasure" again, and when he was about to stop it, he turned around and found that it was Lan Ke who came over.

After not seeing Lan Ke all night, Lan Yue happily stood up on her hind legs, and pulled Lan Ke with her front paws, begging for a hug.

Lan Ke not only loves her son, but also dotes on her grandson. Now she hugs Lan Yue into her arms very readily, and while stroking Lan Yue, she asks Lin Zhi: "How was your stay last night? Xiao Lan hasn't gotten up yet? "

"It's good, he's already got up, and now he's dealing with the affairs of the base, so he hasn't come out." Lin Zhi helped cover up, seeing Lan Yue enthusiastically licking the back of Lan Ke's hand, Lin Zhi pinched the back of Lan Yue's neck Meat, pick up Lan Yue and put it on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Lan Ke was puzzled.

Lin Zhi glanced at his son who stood up again and begged for a hug, and asked Lan Ke with a tangled expression: "Your Majesty, do you know that Xiaoyue him, he eats—"

Lin Zhi couldn't say that word, but Lan Ke nodded clearly, and sighed: "I understand you, children don't pay attention to hygiene, there is nothing to do about it."

After finishing speaking, Lan Ke hugged Lin Yue again without hesitation.

"The palace originally planned to send these birds to the zoo, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. It took only two years for him to become a dog. It's rare to have a rare thing. When he grows up and becomes a human, he probably hates it." It’s too late. Usually, you wash your hands more often, just brush his teeth and rinse his mouth more.” Lan Ke continued to pass on his experience, then hugged Lan Yue, and told him: “Don’t show disgust in front of him. Although he is young I don’t understand, but I can feel other people’s emotions.”

Lin Zhi nodded hurriedly, then touched Lan Yue as compensation.

As lunch approached, Lan Guangxi came out energetically after a full sleep to find Lin Zhi and Lan Yue, and had lunch by the way.

The secretary-general sat aside to read the documents, saw Lan Guangxi's energetic appearance, and reprimanded him: "There is no one who becomes a parent and sleeps until noon."

Lan Guangxi looked at Lin Zhi suspiciously: "Are you suing?"

After being suspected, Lin Zhi was very upset, and said angrily, "This is called Zhizi Mo Ruofu, what kind of virtue do you have?"

Seeing the two quarreling, Lan Ke made a rescue from the sidelines: "I testify, it's not what Xiao Lin said. It's probably the guard of the food delivery staff who is gossiping."

Misunderstood Lin Zhi, Lan Guangxi quickly diverted the fire: "There are spies everywhere here."

Seeing his son and his partner getting into each other again, Lan Ke patted Lan Guangxi on the back hard, and reprimanded him: "People who have slept in all morning have no right to be angry. Brush your son's teeth and have lunch."

Then a man dressed as a doctor came over twisting a small box, and said to Lan Guangxi and Lin Zhi: "Your Highness, watch my movements carefully later and follow suit."

After seeing this person, Lan Yue quickly hid behind Lan Guangxi, and barked at him.

This person is Lan Yue's exclusive cleaner. He bathes, brushes teeth, shaves hair, and cuts nails for Lan Yue, focusing on all the anger points of Lan Yue since she was born.

The cleaner expertly grabbed Lan Yue's nape and lifted him to a high chair with a fence.

At a high place, Lan Yue suddenly became honest.

Then the cleaner put on gloves, took out a dog-specific toothbrush and toothpaste, and walked behind Lan Yue. He squeezed Lan Yue's canine teeth with one hand, and put the toothbrush into Lan Yue's mouth with the other to brush his teeth.

Lan Yue threatened "Wooooow" while brushing, but it didn't work at all.

"Why do I smell bird droppings? Don't the cleaning staff in the palace work?" Lan Guangxi showed a displeased expression.

Lin Zhi and Lan Ke looked at each other without speaking.

"Why is the smell getting stronger?" Lan Guangxi frowned and sniffed in the air, then suddenly looked at the cleaner who was brushing Lan Yue's teeth, and said, "Change to another toothpaste, this smells like bird droppings."

The cleaner stopped and looked at Lan Ke and the Secretary-General.

The Secretary-General signaled: "You continue."

Seeing that the cleaner ignored his words, Lan Guangxi said angrily, "Didn't you hear me?"

The cleaner trembled suddenly.

"What are you blaming the cleaner for?" Lin Zhi glared at Lan Guangxi, and said with a heavy heart, "It's your son who ate—eating bird droppings!"

Lan Guangxi showed disbelief in his eyes.

"I can't stop what I saw with my own eyes." Lin Zhi was heartbroken.

Lan Guangxi's expression was very ugly, as if he couldn't accept the fact that his son ate shit.Who can accept it?

"Don't be like this, Lan Yue is very sensitive. With your expression, he will think that he has done something wrong, and then he will be very nervous." Lan Ke reminded.

Lan Guangxi said emotionally: "He just did something wrong, and he must get rid of this bad habit."

"Of course he won't touch it after he becomes a sensible person. We didn't throw you out when you fell into a cesspit when you were a child." The secretary-general put down the document in his hand and said.

What kind of shocking secret is this?Lin Zhi immediately looked at Lan Guangxi.

Lan Guangxi's face changed drastically, and he refused to admit it: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Three and a half years old, I took you to play in the Dinosaur Park in the Yunlero galaxy. You ran around and stepped on a dinosaur cesspit and fell into it. After I picked you up, I washed you ten times and the smell was still there." Mentioned this matter The secretary-general showed a very disgusted look.

"That's just an ordinary mud pit, tasteless." Lan Guangxi quibbled.

Seeing Lin Zhi watching the joke, Lan Ke was afraid that his son would be disgusted, so he hurriedly explained: "It's almost a mud pit. It's a group of herbivorous dinosaurs. Their feces are undigested grass, and some of them can be used to make medicinal materials and Spice extracts, not smelly at all."

Lan Ke's explanation can be regarded as confirming that Lan Guangxi fell into the cesspit.

At noon that day, Lan Guangxi was in a very depressed mood, and he didn't move a few chopsticks from the dishes on the table.

Lan Ke reprimanded the Secretary-General and said, "Why did you bring this up?"

"How do I know that he is almost 30 years old, and his psychological quality is not as good as Lan Yue's." The Secretary-General shirked responsibility.

After brushing her teeth, Lan Yue was in a very low mood, but she became happy again when it was time to eat. She was eating happily and wagged her tail happily when she heard her name.

Lin Zhi also patted Lan Guangxi on the shoulder, gave him a sympathetic look, and said, "I won't dislike you and my son."

"It's just a mud puddle. What's there to dislike? Have you ever fallen into a puddle?" Lan Guangxi continued to deny.

Lin Zhi nodded perfunctorily, indicating that the matter has been turned over.It's just that I don't know how much psychological struggle Lan Guangxi has to do for himself to forget this painful memory of childhood again.