All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Zhi went through the final confirmation procedures before the trial in the Baxingmen Military Court, but unexpectedly, the judge came to receive him in person.

Seeing the hair of the man in front of him split into many strands like tentacles, he stamped and entered various documents while pulling the drawer, Lin Zhi thought of another acquaintance on earth who had very flexible black long straight hair—Piao boss.

"I didn't expect that Mr. Lin would really come." The young judge pushed his glasses with a strand of hair.

"Let's try our luck." Lin Zhi smiled subtly, watched the judge take out another document from the cabinet behind him with a lock of hair, and said enviously, "You can save at least three assistants by doing this."

"Yes, but I still can only get one salary." The man sighed, then looked up at Lin Zhi and asked, "If this trial still fails, will Mr. Lin continue?"

"Why did it still fail? Haven't we already proved the efficacy of "Song of Sacrificial Desire"?" Lin Zhi was puzzled.

"But we can refuse to admit it!" the judge said lightly.

Lin Zhi: ...

Lin Zhi didn't know how to refute such shameless shamelessness.As long as the opponent's bottom line is low enough and he abandons morality, he can remain invincible and treat his pursuit of fairness and justice as a joke.

"I'll see you in court in three days." Lin Zhi said expressionlessly, "I hope your words will live up to your identity."

"I hope so. But I would like to remind you that at that time, the people present will basically be aquariums, so cutie, please stop singing." The judge looked at Yaya, who was playing with sculptures.

"Hmph, in the future I will create my own songs that are also effective for the aquatic people, and then I will come to your court to sing every day." Yaya said unconvinced.

The judge smiled and said, "Well, when the time comes, I'll turn the court into an opera house, the kind that collects tickets."

As Lin Zhi and the others left, the judge's eyes turned to the place where Yaya was playing just now.

There is a bronze statue of the goddess of justice about one meter high. The goddess holds a balance in her left hand and a long sword in her right hand, with a solemn and solemn expression.

Only when the goddess of justice has her eyes covered so that she cannot see the identity of the person being tried can she selflessly defend justice with a long sword in her hand and not shake the trial because of the identity of the person being tried.

Now, the silk scarf in front of the Goddess of Justice has been untied. How can the Goddess of Justice continue to remain indifferent and neutral when she sees that the people being judged are of the same kind?

The heart that sees the truth has already tilted towards the end of the silk scarf like a balance.

On the way back to the mecha, Lin Zhi ran into an acquaintance.

"Yo yo, who is this? Wearing a cloak like a mouse in broad daylight, is it because you are afraid that others will recognize you?" A man's voice pretending to be surprised sounded, and the visitor walked up to Lin Zhi and exclaimed: "So It's Lin Zhi, how dare you come to the territory of the Shui tribe? Are you here to file a lawsuit? Hiding like this is not as domineering as when talking on the Internet."

The man in front of me is Yao Xiang, who used to be Lin Zhi's stand-in, but unfortunately later, Feng Shui changed, Lin Zhi refused the unspoken rules, Yao Xiang was invested by the gold master, when Lin Zhi was filming "The Strongest Primitive" on Earth, Lin Zhi Instead, serve as a butt substitute for this man.

The film "The Strongest Primitive Man" was invested by Mien Galaxy, but I didn't expect this person to follow.

Yao Xiang's words immediately attracted the attention of pedestrians.

"The planet where the military court is located belongs to the Borderless Organization and is not under the jurisdiction of any country. The territory of the Shui tribe? You ask which Shui tribe country dares to admit that this is their territory? People are in a foreign land, so don't talk nonsense without common sense." Lin Zhi He smiled, then pulled the cloak on purpose, and responded to the attention of the people around him apologetically: "It's not good to be too famous, and you are the focus of attention wherever you go. You probably don't have this kind of distress, look at you Walking on the road swaggeringly, and no one else looks at you more, as an artist, it's really sad!"

After being punctured by Lin Zhi, Yao Xiang's face suddenly became very ugly, and his eyes were full of jealousy.

When he was still on the earth, he accidentally learned about the aliens by following the benefactor, and found out that there is a wider world beyond the earth. Under various requests, he even voluntarily gave up his identity as an earthling. It was not easy to sneak into the Mien galaxy.

"The Strongest Primitive Man" became popular for a while after it aired in the Mien Galaxy, and it also allowed him to live a good life, showing his face as an actor among the high-level Shui tribe.

Later, with various ancient costumes, he attracted the attention of the senior officials of the aquarium. He was spotted by a mermaid, but it didn't take long for the other party to get bored and put him aside.

In this way, he has been living in the Mien galaxy, relying on the belief that he is the first earth to walk out of the universe, and he is a legend on the earth.

Unexpectedly, one day, he found someone on the black market to apply for an ID chip, and when he logged on Xingkong, he suddenly found that an annoying person had also left the earth.That person is Lin Zhi, who left the earth earlier than him, and is living a very nourishing life now.

What's more, Lin Zhi actually got mixed up with a cosmic superstar, the other party's status was prominent, and he was also the heir of a galaxy.

Such a beautiful life is exactly what he imagined he would live after leaving the earth.However, now he can only live in a cheap dark hotel in a place he is not familiar with, and rely on some "small businesses" to survive.

He wanted to expose this person's identity and tell all those who praised Lin Zhi on the Internet that this man was just an out-of-date actor on earth, and he acted as Yao Xiang's stand-in.It's a pity that he uses a black market ID card to surf the Internet, and even comments are restricted.

That night, he was so jealous that he couldn't fall asleep all night, and the three words "why" were all in his mind.A person who is only worthy of being his substitute, how can he have what he can't get.

Later, he heard that the Shui army was going to besiege the Walan base, and he was overjoyed.

Lin Zhi was about to be killed by the mermaid along with that cosmic mad dog, let's see how this man will behave in the future!

Every night, he was imagining how panicked Lin Zhi was now, and how much he regretted leaving the earth. Every time he imagined how pitiful Lin Zhi was when he was caught by the mermaid, he would laugh excitedly.

However, this person was unwilling to wait for death, and even ran out to file a lawsuit.Lin Zhi failed in his first lawsuit, and he happily gave the client a free one.

Seeing that people are scolding this pair of dogs everywhere on the Internet, he feels that life is not as sad as before.

He used to think that Lin Zhi was hypocritical and lofty, and he was unwilling to accept the unspoken rules at the beginning, but after being refrigerated for a few days, he regretted it. He found Lan Guangxi, thinking that he had climbed a high branch, but he didn't expect it to be a life-threatening talisman. It doesn't feel good.

Later, when Lin Zhi went to court for the second time, he couldn't wait to watch the live broadcast in front of the Internet.

Lin Zhi's farce in court changed the attitude of netizens, causing Shuizu to be abused on the Internet.Seeing Lan Guangxi's lackeys triumphantly on the Internet, he was about to go crazy.

He found the former benefactors and taught them to divert everyone's attention and focus the public opinion on the singer. Later, "Heart of the Sea" provoked Yaya.

It really worked at that time, and the benefactor also looked at him differently, and then only one night later, Lin Zhi made trouble on the Internet again.

The words of the heart of the sea were deleted, and he was also disgusted by the patron: "He is also from the earth, and it is said that he has served as a substitute for you. The difference between you is too big."

Yao Xiang wanted to say that it was because Lin Zhi had a vicious mind, was insidious and cunning, and was so sharp-tongued because he was used to fighting with others on the Internet.He used to focus on acting, and he was not familiar with such dark things. If he was given another chance, he would definitely perform better.

It's a pity that the benefactor ignored him.

Later, when he heard that Lin Zhi was coming to the Eight Star Gate Military Court, he waited here.He hasn't figured out what to do specifically, but he will never let Lin Zhi feel better.

After seeing Lin Zhi, this man was still as vain as ever, and he actually had the face to show off his fame to him.

"Hehe, your fame didn't just come from your popularity. As an artist with no works, it's really ridiculous to brazenly show off your fame." Yao Xiang laughed without hesitation.

At this moment, a passer-by looked at Lin Zhi frequently, as if confirming something, and suddenly said excitedly: "Are you Lin Zhi? I am your fan, can you sign me? I heard that you want Come to Eight Star Gate, I specially bought your photo album from the black market at a high price, and I will wait for you here."

Lin Zhi smiled triumphantly at Yao Xiang.The album is also a work, although it was secretly filmed at the beginning.

"Are you an aquarium?" Yao Xiang asked passers-by.

"Yes."

"Do you know that this person is now with the mad dog and is an enemy of our water clan?"

"I know."

"Then you still want to follow an enemy? You simply don't deserve to be an aquarium." Yao Xiang looked angrily at the passers-by in front of him.

"What's none of your business?" Passers-by glared at Yao Xiang viciously, then looked at Lin Zhi with a smile and said, "The situation is so tense now, and secretly liking you makes me feel like I'm trying the forbidden fruit. This feeling is really too much." Cool!"

Lin Zhi: ...

"This album is illegal, I can't leave my name on it. But I can draw another one for you as a nostalgia." Lin Zhi took the album with a smile and drew a stick figure fish on it.

When Lin Zhi handed the album to passers-by, he threatened with a voice that only two people could hear: "I only signed this one. If I find out that you are reselling it on the black market, be careful and I will make you into braised sweet and sour fish."

The passer-by trembled and said "excitedly": "I will pass it on as a legacy to my children."

Lin Zhi nodded in satisfaction.

After the passers-by left, Yao Xiang said contemptuously, "It's just a few photos. Seeing how excited you are, I've never seen a big scene."

Smelling the sour smell of Yao Xiang's lemon essence, Lin Zhi deliberately showed off: "Of course I'm excited to see the fans. As for the big scene, the national-level promotional film, the simultaneous interviews of tens of thousands of media is not a big scene? These It’s all my daily life. I didn’t know the feeling of being noticed by the whole universe until I got out of the earth, shining like you are a star, have you ever felt it?”

Hearing Lin Zhi's show off, Yao Xiang's face was sour, and he said stiffly, "What's the big deal, it's just that I got a cosmic mad dog. I know the golden mermaid."

"Is the golden mermaid amazing?" Yaya, who was eavesdropping behind Lin Zhi's thigh, asked in a low voice.

Yao Xiang proudly said: "Of course, Lan Guangxi is just the prince of one country, and the golden mermaid is the royal family of all the aquariums in the universe, and all aquariums in the universe must submit to them."

Yaya suddenly showed amazed eyes, which made Yao Xiang even more proud.

"It turns out that I'm so powerful, and I'm also a golden mermaid." Yaya said in awe.

"Low-key, a real nobleman never flaunts his origin." Lin Zhi patted Yaya's head.This little guy really learned something from Mao Dan, and he loves to listen to gossip at a young age.

"You are the traitor from the Shui tribe, right?" Yao Xiang looked at Lin Zhi in disbelief. He couldn't understand why the golden mermaid was so noble, and why they got together with Lin Zhi, and even fought against the Shui tribe to help Lin Zhi clean up his crimes.

"The children in our family are revolutionaries and fighters in the Shui tribe. They will overthrow the corrupt system in the Shui tribe and rewrite the history of the Shui tribe." Lin Zhi patted Yaya's head triumphantly.

Yaya raised her small chest proudly, accepting Lin Zhi's compliment without humility.

"You are so naive. There are all aquariums around here, and you dare to say crazy things that rewrite the history of the aquarium. Let me tell you, you have made the entire aquarium faceless. No matter what the outcome of this lawsuit, you can't go back. The Mian galaxy Your army is waiting for you outside."

"You thought that mad dog liked you, it was just a dream. If he liked you, why would he be willing to let you come here to die alone? You are just a pawn played by others. He sent you here, and he didn't prepare you to go back alive. "Yao Xiang felt that what he said was a bit cruel, but letting Lin Zhi realize the reality before he died was a little bit of affection for everyone on Earth.Lin Zhi can be ruthless, but he can't be so shameless.

Yao Xiang even deduced that Lin Zhi would die in the hands of Lan Guangxi in the end, and then framed it to the Shui tribe, causing netizens to be angry with the Shui tribe, which would be very beneficial to Lan Guangxi.How sincere would a mad dog like Lan Guangxi be to an ordinary earthling?Yao Xiang is proud of his insight into everything, but he should not tell Lin Zhi such cruel words.

However, Yao Xiang didn't wait for Lin Zhi's regret and tears after he exposed the reality, because a blond man suddenly appeared beside Lin Zhi and asked him with puzzled eyes: "How do you know that I sent him to die?" of?"