All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Zhi immediately ran up, stood side by side with Yue Shuwei, and said aggrievedly, "You don't want to save yourself."

"Do you want to stay and be beaten with you?" Yue Shu raised his eyebrows.

"A couple who hasn't experienced being beaten together can't achieve a positive result. We are now going through life and death to make our relationship stronger." Lin Zhi began to pour chicken soup into Yue Shu, chattering endlessly: "If an ordinary person encounters the predicament before him, as a An upright young man, you will definitely not stand idly by. Now that the lover you are sharing the same bed with suffers, you must swear to the death with him!"

"To shut up."

Yue Shuwei shouted together with the three punks following behind.

"Three righteous men, please make an offer." Lin Zhi turned around and approached the three of them neither humble nor overbearing.

"We have already collected the money. According to the rules of the world, Party A and Party B cannot earn money at the same time." The cowboy boy refused Lin Zhi's bribe.

"Then can you reveal who hired you?" Lin Zhi continued to inquire.

"Although we do physical work, we still have professional ethics." A short man wearing a hat roared ferociously, and then urged: "Big Brother, Second Brother, hurry up and call it a day."

The little man came on the field first and kicked Lin Zhi.Fortunately, Lin Zhi was quite nimble, and avoided sharply.However, the little man turned around suddenly, pulled out a slender iron rod from his back and hit Lin Zhi's brain.

Lin Zhi saw the stick but couldn't avoid it, because the two-meter-tall man stepped forward and held him down.

Just like the fish on the chopping board, it can only be slaughtered.My head was probably about to bloom, but I didn't expect that I would die as soon as I came out.

However, the expected scarlet scene did not appear, Yue Shuwei suddenly grabbed the arm of the person next to him, and said coldly: "I still have a debt with him, so you beat him to death, that's too much."

"Then beat you to death together." The cowboy boy clenched his fists.

The five of them fell into a melee. Lin Zhi thought it was a two-on-three fight. According to the division of strength, he dealt with the two-meter strong man and the cowboy man, and the empress' Yue Shuwei was against the short man. Compared with the power of the two sides, they had to suffer a little.

However, Lin Zhi found that the three people on the opposite side did not have the upper hand during the fight, because Yue Shuwei was a little "ruthless" when fighting.

I shouldn't have seen this word from such a squeamish man spoiled by the president, but Lin Zhi just had such a feeling.

Moreover, this person actually shared his tasks. When he was paddling and deserting, one person dealt with each other's three with ease.

The little man punched Lin Zhi from below, but Lin Zhi didn't react, Yue Shu stopped him with a sideways kick, looked at Lin Zhi unhappily, and said, "What's wrong with you at this time?"

On this side, Yue Shuwei's glasses slipped to the ground, and Yue Shuwei's appearance appeared in front of Lin Zhi more clearly without his glasses.

Lin Zhi was secretly surprised, this person in front of him is not ordinary good-looking, this appearance is not inferior to the top-notch male models and actors in reality!No wonder in the script setting, the host Robin fell in love with him at first sight.

"You're so pretty." Lin Zhi suddenly became shy and coy.

Yue Shuwei glared at him viciously, and then kicked the little dwarf angrily.

The little dwarf blocked it with an iron rod, but the iron rod was bent by Yue Shuwei.

The three punks: ...

Lin Zhi: ...

The other party had no weapons, so Lin Zhi and Yue Shuwei fought back even more without scruples. The situation should have improved, but then Lin Zhi started to get injured from time to time, occasionally getting punched or kicked.

The most infuriating thing is that the perpetrators were not those three gangsters.

"You kicked me." Lin Zhi reminded softly at first.Fists and feet have no eyes, and it is possible for five people to accidentally injure friendly troops.

"Sorry." Yue Shuwei apologized politely.

Now that the beauty has apologized, forgive him.

After half a minute.

"You hit me with your fist." Lin Zhi turned around and looked at Yue Shuwei angrily.

"I didn't mean it." Yue Shuwei continued to apologize politely.

For the sake of your beauty, forget it.

3 minute later.

"Your precious hand touched me again." Lin Zhi gritted his teeth and said.

"I didn't see clearly." Yue Shuwei explained.

"You hit me head-on, why can't you see clearly?" Lin Zhi said angrily.There were only three things, and now he understood that Yue Shuwei was beating him on purpose, to get revenge on him for bringing these three gangsters here.

"The glasses fell off, so I couldn't see clearly." Yue Shuwei replied confidently.

Lin Zhi: ...

"System, you don't care, I'm going to be beaten to death by Yue Shuwei." Lin Zhi wailed at the system.

"I watched the surveillance in 360 degrees in all directions, and it was completely accidental injury." The system ruthlessly shirked responsibility.

There is no reason in this world.

"I want to quit." Lin Zhi threatened.Since you are unreasonable, I don't want any professional ethics.

The system paused for three seconds, and said in a slow tone: "I just checked, when the host is hurt, it can block the pain for a certain period of time."

When the three punks ran away with bruised noses and swollen faces, Lin Zhi was not in good shape.

It's really strange, isn't this Yue Shuwei a weak white lotus girl, why did he suddenly turn black into a mad dog? Did he take the wrong script?

Lin Zhi's clothes were covered with dust and mustard, and his body was also bruised and purple through such a thick woolen suit.Fortunately, the system still has the last sliver of conscience to help him block the pain.

There were only the two of them left in the alley, Yue Shuwei strode away, Lin Zhi stepped forward to catch up, and flattered him, saying: "You saved me, it means that you still have me in your heart, instead of finding a man you don't know well and has no feelings for in the future, Why don't we reunite and start over?"

"I refuse." Yue Shuwei said indifferently.

"You beat me up like this, and you still want to break up with me, do you have a conscience?" Lin Zhiyu cried without tears.

Seeing Yue Shuwei's warning eyes glance over, Lin Zhi quickly changed his words: "It was an accidental injury, it was an accidental injury."

Seeing his ghostly look, Yue Shuwei calmed down a bit, and said, "You go back to get the medicine first, and if you go to the hospital like this, the doctor will call the police. As for the rest, we'll talk about it later."

You should go to the hospital, and then let the doctor call the police, and you will be arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment.Lin Zhi shouted in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out loud, he followed Yue Shuwei obediently with his head down, and when I figure out why your npc is OCC, I will absolutely avenge the "accidental injury" today.

Yue Shuwei came by car. When he opened the car door for Lin Zhi, he looked at Lin Zhi who was dawdling behind him, with a displeased expression on his face: "The car is shabby, I have wronged you."

It was a white Volkswagen, around 10,000+.Robin has disliked the low-grade car many times, and wanted to give the other party a convertible Ferrari, but of course the hypocritical Yue Shuwei refused.

Seeing Yue Shuwei bring up this matter again, Lin Zhi quickly got into the car and said in a very timely manner: "The car is for transportation, so it doesn't matter if you feel wronged or not."

Hearing what he said, Yue Shuwei glanced at him in disgust, and was very silent on the way back, without saying a word.

In the car, Lin Zhi secretly asked the system in his mind: "Why is a virtual character so powerful?"

The system's database contains information about Yue Shuwei's character design. It also found that this person's performance was a bit OCC just now, so it replied: "This is not the case in general. It may be that the mastermind has encountered a cyber attack from a competing company, and his character's chip has a virus. Alright, let me check."

"Go, go." Lin Zhi urged.

The car drove slowly, and after half an hour, it drove into the community where Yue Shuwei lived.

The house Yue Shuwei lives in is shared with his cousin Yang Shun. It has two bedrooms and two living rooms, and it is quite spacious.

When Lin Zhi came to Yue Shuwei's house, his brother-in-law was playing games.Seeing the appearance of the two of them when they came back, especially Lin Zhi's ghostly appearance, Yang Shun was really taken aback.

Yang Shun stepped forward to be concerned: "Brother Luo, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Zhi glanced at Yue Shuwei, and saw that the other party turned around to get a teacup to pour water, so he knew that he was not going to explain.So Lin Zhi cleared his throat, stretched Erlang's legs on the sofa, and said, "I met a few ignorant gangsters on the road, so I stretched my muscles."

My brother-in-law couldn't believe how he moved his muscles and bones to his face.But considering that this person had provided him with financial assistance many times, and that this person had found his own job, Yang wisely did not go any further.

Yue Shuwei heard this nonsense, came over and stuffed the teacup to Lin Zhi, and said, "Yes, some people are not taught a lesson, and they really think that the sky is big and the earth is big, and his father is the biggest."

Lin Zhi took the teacup, lowered his head and drank the water honestly, not daring to argue.Hmph, you poisoned npc, see how long you can be arrogant, let the system format you tomorrow.

After drinking the cup of tea brewed by the knife, Lin Zhigui sat down on the sofa in an orderly manner, waiting for Yue Shuwei to help him deal with the wound.After the system canceled the shielding of his perception, his body dissipated like an anesthetic after an operation, and the pain hit him like a tide in an instant.

Yue Shuwei came over with povidone iodine to disinfect his wound, and when the cold cotton ball touched his wound, Lin Zhi gasped in pain.

It's just that every time he inhales, Yue Shuwei presses down heavily again, several times, Lin Zhi only dares to hold his mouth and let out a muffled groan.After the wound was treated, Lin Zhi felt like he was hurting more and more, wishing he could cut Yue Shuwei into pieces.

"System, how is your query going?" Lin Zhi asked pitifully.

The system replied: "Unfortunately, the main brain reports that everything is normal, and Yue Shuwei's human program is not infected by the virus."

Lin Zhi couldn't believe the result: "Then he has changed so much today, is it in line with the program?"

The system nodded, and said with a little pity: "Yue Shuwei is a narrow-minded person, maybe you deceived him and triggered a hidden setting, please forgive me."

Lin Zhi wanted to cry, but what made him even more unwilling was that the figure of his host was obviously 1.8 meters three, one centimeter taller than Yue Shuwei, and he had no momentum at all in front of this person.

Is it necessary to be suppressed and angry all the time in the future?

Lin Zhi thought about it in his mind, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind. He was full of energy, with an excited painted face, and said to himself: "In the original drama, he and I are a couple who have been in love for four or five years. , There is no overnight hatred between lovers, at this time, I will arouse his love for me to resolve the conflict between us."

"Hehe." The system responded.

Even if you make steel a hundred times, you have to turn it into a soft finger for me!Lin Zhi glanced at Yue Shuwei who was collecting clothes on the balcony, and had an idea in his mind.

But right now there is an incandescent light bulb to deal with.

Lin Zhi quietly walked into Yang Shun's room, closed the door, and stood behind Yang Shun to watch him play games.

Don't look at Lin Zhi being beaten up by Yue Shuwei into a grandson, after all, he has a big boss who set up here to support him. In Yang Shun's eyes, he is still quite majestic.

Being stared at by Lin Zhi like this, Yang Shun was under a lot of pressure, and gave away a head without paying attention.Looking at the dimmed screen, he said cautiously, "Brother Luo, what's the matter?"

Lin Zhi nodded with a serious face: "It's something."

Seeing this, Yang Shun stopped playing the game, and let the operating character hang up in the spring.He hurriedly stood up and gave the chair to Lin Zhi.

Lin Zhi didn't refuse either, and sat down directly, and asked with an elder's concern for the younger generation: "You and Yue Shuwei rent together, are you happy?"

"Very good, my cousin takes good care of me." Yang Shun said, this is not flattery, Yue Shuwei really takes good care of him.Yue Shuwei is doing all the hygiene at home, and Yue Shuwei will help him prepare an extra serving of food and supplies.If Yue Shuwei didn't take him seriously, Robin wouldn't rush to help him arrange a professional job.

"Wouldn't it be inconvenient for two people to live together? The Internet is shared, and Yue Shuwei watches movies at night, won't you be stuck playing games? It's too crowded to share a small bathroom for washing in the morning!" Zhuan then said: "The most important thing is that you are not young, and when you find someone, it will be quite inconvenient to bring them back!"

Lin Zhi barely said: "Even if you don't feel it, but your cousin is in a relationship and still has a partner, that is, I'm going home. You make me very inconvenient here."

Yang Shun's emotional intelligence is not low, and he quickly understood the meaning of Lin Zhi's words, and nodded with distress: "Yes, I am also very sorry to disturb my cousin here."

Seeing him on the road, Lin Zhi said, "You are Shuwei's cousin, that is to say, half of my cousin. I heard from the boss of your company that you have performed very well at work. I introduced you to him. There is also light. The younger brother is motivated, and the older brother can't help but express it."

Yang Shun's eyes lit up, and Lin Zhi said slowly: "You don't have a car, so it's inconvenient to commute to and from get off work every day. I have an apartment in Jinye Garden near your company that has been vacant for a long time, you can go there first It’s convenient to live and work.”

"Thank you Brother Luo." Yang Shunle blossomed.

Lin Zhi said boldly like an upstart: "You're welcome, the 1th floor of Building 15, the password is the last six digits of my mobile phone number. You can go and check it out tonight, and tell me if you need anything, and I'll send someone to prepare it." .”

Yang Shun nodded excitedly.

Hell today!This man is too kind to me!If it wasn't for this cheap cousin who never communicated with him when Yue Shuwei was not present, Yang Shun would have wondered if this man had empathized with him.After all, he is also good-looking, and the things that have to be said between the elder brother and the younger brother-in-law are very interesting to listen to.

However, he is self-aware, and he understands that what Robin said inside and outside the words means that he is spoiling the scenery here, and he needs to leave in a mellow way.

After Lin Zhi's goal was achieved, he came out of Yang Shun's room satisfied, and saw Yue Shuwei standing at the door, looking at him suspiciously.

Thinking of this person's sensitive mind, and fearing that he might accidentally trigger some serious bug, Lin Zhi hurriedly explained: "Exchange work experience with my brother."

When it came to work, Yue Shuwei's face was sour, he gave him a cold look, and walked back to his room.

Looking at the back of Yue Shuwei leaving, Lin Zhi: Hehe, I don't believe that you can't be cured of your hypocritical disease.

That night, after the eye-catching light bulb tactfully left, Lin Zhi took a hot bath and lay down on Yue Shuwei's bed with his upper body naked.

Yue Shuwei was angry today, and didn't read work materials at night. He sat in front of the computer and watched a movie after taking a shower.

Lin Zhi glanced at Yue Shuwei, who was exuding an unpleasant aura, lying on the bed and deliberately lowered his voice, which could be called sexy: "I just took a shower, and the medicine is gone. Come and help me apply the medicine. I have enough injuries on my back." not."

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