All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Seeing the digging robot that greeted him, Les was shocked: "Who are you?"

Then the robot turned into a living person in front of him, from a tattered digging robot to a burly figure.Of course, its arm is still broken after transformation.

"My name is Maodan, please give me your advice." At that time, Maodan hadn't taken his cool and domineering name.

Seeing Les' puzzled expression, Mao Dan was very proud.

"I've been digging mines for you for three months, but you still don't know me?" Mao Dan took off his damaged arm and said triumphantly:

I am Excavator No. 217. I used to work in Mining, and my daily mining volume ranks No.1 among all mining robots. "

"It doesn't matter if you don't know me, as long as I know you. You like to eat garlic, hate fish, often get mouth ulcers and hemorrhoids, and hate your captain very much, so after the transport ship had a problem, you took the opportunity to quickly replace him. You also like the galaxy's three-star porn star bottle cap-"

"It's a pinger, not a cap," Rice corrected.

Maodan: "Sorry."

"You speak English?" Rice asked.

Mao Dan nodded and said, "I have a friend from the Milky Way, and I'm going to take him over soon. Do you want to join our base and take a ride to the earth to find him for his autograph?"

Leith: ...

That's how Les recruited.As a prisoner, there is no way out unless he is recruited.

This man was very stable when he led thousands of troops to kill the enemy, and he was also "stable" as a group of prisoners.

Fearing that he would be ridiculed by his captured subordinates after being recruited, and that his new colleagues on official business at the base would despise him for being weak, Rice pretended to be subjected to intense physical and mental persecution, acting as if he had no choice but to surrender in order to protect his comrades from being killed.

When the former companions returned to their own galaxy, they all said that their general Rice was a veritable hero.

The people at Walan Base also thought that he was being tortured, so they agreed to recruit him to protect his companions, and they admired him and alienated him.I admire him as a man, and the reason for alienation is that he is worried that he will endure the humiliation and have resentment in his heart.

However, it didn't take long for someone in the upper echelons of the Valan base to rumor that Rice's steadfastness was just a show, and Rice agreed to recruit as soon as he got off the spaceship, and he went through the entry procedures at the Valan base that night.

After the operation, Mao Dan was promoted to major general, which surprised the special operations team.When they saw Mao Dan helping sweep the floor and take out the garbage on the warship, they thought he was a newly developed cleaning robot.Then he suddenly disappeared and didn't care.Unexpectedly, he became an official and became a noble overnight.

Mao Dan's promotion was a bit fast, but because it was specially approved by Lan Guangxi, and he was directly transferred to Lan Guangxi's side after the promotion, everyone knew that this robot had a backer.

Li En was also transferred back to the base headquarters because of the successful completion of this operation, and became a member of the general's backup brigade.

However, it was General Rice who succeeded Li En.After joining the special operations team, this person's temperament changed drastically. He changed his previous cautiousness and acted like a wild dog with prolapsed anus, extremely crazy.

Wolves traveling thousands of miles cannot change eating people, and dogs traveling thousands of miles cannot change eating shit.Without Li En's restraint, the group of saboteurs in the special operations team instantly recovered their nature.Rice hit it off with this group of people, worked hand in hand, and went to a road of no return with this group of mad dogs.

His behavior was reported back to the Xiyue galaxy, causing countless people to burst into tears.Admiral Rice must have suffered inhuman torture from the mad dog in the universe, otherwise, how could he use such a drastic method to seek relief from death.

However, not only did this person not die, when he met the Xiyue Galaxy team in the robbing of resources, he was crying and fighting mercilessly, causing the people from the Xiyue Galaxy to turn around and leave crying.

Later, Xiyue Galaxy was willing to exchange an undeveloped resource in the universe for Admiral Rice. Lan Guangxi agreed, but it was a pity that Rice refused.

Rice went to Lan Guangxi to cry, saying that his country was too perverted, where there was a high degree of freedom of speech, and people were discussing national affairs in the streets and alleys.

The king puts on a little weight and will be accused of tarnishing the country's image.If the queen's skirt has a lower vest groove, she will be accused of inappropriate behavior.

As a general, if he eats a barbecue on the side of the road during his holidays, he will be accused of not doing his job properly. He has no national affairs in mind and cannot bear the important task of protecting the country.

His every move there was watched by people, and if he made a slight mistake, he would be criticized everywhere.As a general, he went through life and death to defend his home and country, and he was also talked about and criticized by the people at will.

Rice said that when it comes to leading troops to fight, he is actually a radical.He thinks that offense is the best defense, but unfortunately in Xiyue, if the offense fails, he will become the laughing stock of the whole country, so he can only be conservative and rarely take the initiative to attack, so that he is called "the undefeated god of war" What a disgraceful title.

In Xiyue, he could only be cautious and maintain his image, and he felt happy only when he came to Walan Base.He felt that when he was in the Xiyue Galaxy, his life was gloomy, and he felt the colorfulness of this world only at the Valan Base.

The soldiers who followed him were all his like-minded friends. Although they were all crazy, they got along very well.

Lan Guangxi was moved by Rice and agreed with Rice to stay.However, this product is too aggressive, he doesn't want to go back, but he has to say that he wants to go back. He misses the kapok on the streets of the imperial city, and the brown sugar cakes sold at the gate of the imperial city.

But because he knew many secrets of the Valan base, if he wanted to return to the Xiyue galaxy in this life, he could only go out sideways.

If he could return to his homeland after death, he would also be willing.

Xiyue Galaxy was very moved by the general's homesickness, and said that even if Rice could not come back, he would be their general of Xiyue forever, and the people of Xiyue would always remember you and have a place for you.

The people of Xiyue said that it was because of the cruel and domineering dog thief Lan Guangxi that their general could not return to his homeland.

However, they said that as long as General Rice could live comfortably in the Valan base, they would not hold grudges against the Aligues gem being intercepted by the Valan base, and agreed to establish diplomatic relations with the Valan base.

Lan Guangxi, who was put together, said: "Your general can take it back if he wants, and he will never stop him."

Hearing these words in the hearts of the Xiyue people was a threat.

Les was also worried that he would be driven home by Lan Guangxi, and begged Li En, who had captured him many times: "You have captured me, how can you let me go back? If a prisoner comes home, I might as well die never mind."

Li En was so annoyed that he had no choice but to go to Lan Guangxi with the gift list from Xiyue Galaxy for the establishment of diplomatic relations, and Lan Guangxi reluctantly let the actor go.

The Xiyue galaxy also became the first galaxy in history to "unilaterally" establish diplomatic relations with the Walan Base, because Languangxi did not recognize the establishment of diplomatic relations.

At that time, Lan Guangxi was busy with Lin Zhi's online dating, and had no time to take care of Xiyue Galaxy's publicity about the establishment of diplomatic relations with Walan Base. This matter had been put on hold for a long time, and it became a default.

When Lan Guangxi came back with a vegetable basket, Lin Zhi had already found a gift box for the fish bone and packed it.He found a fake flower made of purple gold leaf and wanted to tape it to the box as a decoration.

Lan Guangxi put down the vegetable basket and put it on the sofa, crossed his legs and said: "The medal selected by the base's "Top Ten Individuals" every year is the Purple Rose, and the one in your hand was the one I selected last year to survive."

Lin Zhi paused in his hands, and said contemptuously, "You awarded it to yourself? Shameless."

"I think I've performed well, why can't I send it to myself? Go ahead and cook the meal. If you perform well this year, I'll send you one too." Lan Guangxi said brazenly.

"Go by yourself, I'm busy." Lin Zhi bowed his head and ignored Lan Guangxi.Now that Mao Dan's matter has been resolved, he doesn't need to look at Lan Guangxi's face anymore.

I became an uncle in the morning, and I still want to be one now, I am addicted to it!

Although this flower has no gold content, it has witnessed Lan Guangxi's "shamelessness" and "narcissism". Lin Zhi carefully removed it from the box, found a box and packed it up again.

Seeing that Lan Guangxi was still sitting on the sofa too lazy to move, Lin Zhi said disgustedly: "Also, there is no 'Universe Best Companion Award', so just use this instead to fool me, no way! Hurry up and cook, I have been busy all afternoon , are starving to death."

There was no purple rose for decoration, so Lin Zhi took out a slender golden ribbon, opened Xingkong.com, found a video teaching people how to make decorative flowers for a gift box, and started to make it himself.

"This is the belt of my clothes." Lan Guangxi said.

Lin Zhi had no impression, and asked, "Which one?"

Lan Guangxi recalled for a moment, probably didn't remember it, and replied: "You can use it, I don't remember it either."

After Lan Guangxi finished speaking, he stared at Lin Zhi and played the video over and over again.

Lin Zhi's hands-on ability is a bit lacking, and he didn't learn it after playing the video ten times.

Just about to get impatient, he looked up and saw that Lan Guangxi's eyes were full of ridicule, Lin Zhi was furious in an instant: "You see that I can't do it well, go and burn the vegetables, my rice is already steamed."

Lan Guangxi didn't leave, but looked at Lin Zhi leisurely and said, "Did you know? Mao Dan handed over all the wormhole detection systems to me today."

Lin Zhi let out an "oh", and untied the strap in his hand without changing his expression.

Seeing that Lin Zhi didn't respond, Lan Guangxi continued to speak slowly: "Not only that, but he also told me very sensiblely that now all galaxies are exploring wormholes, and we may be a big step slower than others one day later. If the wormhole The hole system concealed part of it and revealed it to me slowly in the future. Although it can guarantee Yaya’s safety, it will delay my plan and violate his loyalty as a subordinate. Mao Dan also asked me to tell you that he has taken your wish!"

Lin Zhi: ...

Lin Zhi threw the bag in his hand, stood up angrily, and said, "This duplicitous robot is not worthy of help." After speaking, Lan Guangxi looked resigned and shouted, "What do you want to eat?"

"Eggs in bird's nest, sweet and sour pork ribs, stir-fried pork with lettuce, and a plate of crab legs by the way, I have to work overtime at night to read documents." Lan Guangxi fluently reported the name of the dish.

Lin Zhi raised his head to the sky and howled, but he couldn't eat a simple scrambled tomato with eggs!

"Hurry up!" Seeing Lin Zhimo dawdling, Lan Guangxi issued orders, very demeanor of the head of the family.

When Lin Zhi ran to the kitchen, Lan Guangxi picked up the tape that Lin Zhi dropped, and with his fingers flying, he made a decorative flower that was more delicate than the video, and then fixed the flower with a pin and tied it to the on the box.

Pinned with flowers made of golden ribbons, this gift box looks low-key, luxurious and connotative, and it instantly rises to a higher level.

Then Lan Guangxi threw the box in the distance, looked at the kitchen with disgust, and said with contempt: "Idiot!"