All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Lord Jue, please read this letter carefully.You're going to ride a horse today, aren't you?Someone has tampered with your favorite black horse, please don't go. "

After reading the letter, Lan Guangxi pondered for a quarter of an hour, then put the letter in the Russian suitcase expressionlessly, and then got up and went to the racecourse.

The steward of the racecourse was respectful and polite as usual, and led out the black horse for Lan Guangxi.The horse's skin is smooth and smooth, and it is the creature with the highest living cost in the manor besides Languangxi.Every day, someone combs and cleans his fur, and he eats twelve kinds of concentrated feed mixed with nuts.

Lan Guangxi glanced at the horse as if nothing had happened, then stepped on the stirrups and sat on the saddle, shook the rope in his hand, and the black horse under him began to run very sensiblely.

Languangxi’s usual way of riding a horse is to start from the pasture, go around the small woods, and then detour to the lake to let the horse drink water. Languangxi also rests there for a while, and finally rides back the same way.The old horse knew the way, and without Lan Guangxi's reining in the horse to remind him, the black steed started to run along the old path.

The accident happened in a small forest. A heavy and large beehive suddenly fell from the tree and landed in front of them. Countless bees quickly spread out as the beehive hit the ground.

It's a hornet's nest.

Each of these hornets was bigger than a finger, and they chased the black horse in groups after landing.Stung by a wasp, the steed instantly lost control and ran wildly in the woods.Lan Guangxi wanted to escape from the horse, but his foot was caught in the stirrup and he couldn't break free.

Lan Guangxi knew that everything that happened in front of him was not an accident, as the vampire said, someone was going to kill him.He quickly pulled out a dagger from his riding boots, cut the rope on the stirrup, and then turned over, jumped off the horse and rolled into the grass.Most of the wasps followed the bay red horse and left, but there were still many around Lan Guangxi.

Lan Guangxi's feet were caught in the stirrups, and it was difficult to escape. At this moment, he could only use the cloak to block the attack of the hornet, and at the same time use the dagger to fight with the hornet.

Fighting a bayonet with a dagger and a wasp's sting?

Lin Zhi squatted on the tree leisurely watching the man under the tree who refused to listen to his advice and insisted on killing himself was "fighting wits and courage" with the wasp.

Lan Guangxi's hand holding the dagger was stung by a wasp and couldn't help shaking.

Lin Zhi thought this was retribution, but it was not in line with a gentleman's style to remain indifferent when seeing a beauty suffer.After watching for 5 minutes, Lin Zhi dropped a burning smoke stick from the tree, and then jumped away from the tree.

The black smoke made the wasps flee in all directions. Lan Guangxi also covered his nose and coughed repeatedly. He looked in the direction where the smoke stick was thrown, and saw a black figure jumping among the trees. The movement fluttered in the air, and at a certain moment, Lan Guangxi saw a palm-sized green mass in the black mass.

what is that?Lan Guangxi showed a puzzled look.

8 Where are you?

On the No.20 day when the vampire came to the manor, in the early morning, Lan Guangxi received another letter as in the past. Without thinking about it, he knew that the vampire must have laughed at him in the letter.

Knowing that he would be scolded, Lan Guangxi still eagerly tore up the letter.The yin and yang sarcasm in the letter sounded sour, and Lan Guangxi seemed to feel that the person was standing in front of him.

"I heard that cats have nine lives, so this kind of animal is very curious and likes to die. Duke, you must be a cat, otherwise why would you still go to ride a horse when I reminded you?

Or does the duke not believe me?

Do you know how old I live?

I'm an old vampire, and I'm going to trick you into a little doll?There is an old saying in my hometown, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.I didn't mean to ridicule you for being naive, but Duke, your age is compared to me who has lived for several centuries. You are a person whose brain is not fully developed, who doesn't like to listen to adults, and who likes to get angry with adults and do things that adults oppose The little slug is still the kind who feels uncomfortable if he doesn't go out for a walk all day.

……

Thanks to the God of death, your face was not disfigured by the sting.If I didn't look at your beautiful appearance, it would be rare for me to help you. "

The content of the letter scolded from the beginning to the end, but Lan Guangxi was not angry, somehow thinking of the touch of green that he saw yesterday,

Thinking about it, Lan Guangxi took out a palm-sized piece of black cloth from the drawer.

He held the piece of cloth in his hand and gestured, that piece of green, could it be...

Yesterday, Lan Guangxi escaped from danger. The steward of the racecourse and his maid lover were all detained and interrogated, and then more than 30 guys who ate inside and outside were caught by following the clues.

According to these people, because Lan Guangxi had handled the management of the plantation before, they were worried that they would be caught by Lan Guangxi for occupying and transferring the property of the manor, so they decided not to do anything.

After the interrogation, Lan Guangxi found that many people in his estate had two jobs.

Information dealers, fresh produce peddlers, second-hand silk clothes dealers... His manor is the warehouse of these people.

I used to know that servants had dirty hands and feet, but I didn't expect them to be so rampant.There is no mistress in the manor, and Lan Guangxi is not in the mood to take care of these trivial matters on weekdays. The ambition of this group of people is getting bigger and bigger. Dao wants to eradicate him as the master and replace him.

Although he was reprimanded by the king, kicked out from the capital, and became the laughing stock of the noble circle, the king has no right to take away his territory, and he will always be the master here.

But this group of servants dared to underestimate him.Lan Guangxi suddenly wanted to thank the vampire who visited the manor in person.

Lan Guangxi wrote a letter and put it on the desk. The vampire gave him twenty letters, but he never replied.

"Mr. Vampire, hello! Thank you for your visit. Your reminder not only saved my life, but also helped the manor find a group of wolves who bullied the owner. Now that the villains have been imprisoned, I would like to dedicate them as food to the vampires." Thank you, sir."

The reply was brief, and a bowl of bright red blood was placed beside it.The vampire has been in the manor for so long, and no one has ever been bitten. Could it be that this vampire is a vegetarian?

Lan Guangxi received a reply the next day.

"Dear Lord Duke, thank you for your kindness. But my taste is very picky. The blood of such stupid and ugly bastards is too stinky. I only drink the blood of beautiful and noble people such as the Duke. One last reminder, More than half of our January period has passed, you haven't seen my shadow yet, please hurry up."

The bowl of blood that Lan Guangxi poured out yesterday has congealed into blood tofu, without any trace of being touched by anyone.

After reading the contents of the letter, Lan Guangxi couldn't help touching his neck.Since the vampire did not appear, Lan Guangxi had no choice but to find him by himself.

Recently, Lan Guangxi has made a drastic move to rectify the manor, and the rest of the servants are silent, working very seriously, and dare not do it again.

After dealing with a large number of servants, Lan Guangxi didn't find someone from the territory to fill them up. After all, he was the only one in the manor, and there were already enough people serving him.Now there are fewer thieves, but it is much cleaner.

Moreover, he was looking for someone now, and there were too many people, but he was confused.

The vampire once mentioned roses in a letter, and Lan Guangxi often wandered around the rose garden.

In the evening of this day, Lan Guangxi suddenly saw a person standing in the rose garden with his back turned to him, arranging the flower branches with his buttocks pouted.That one's trousers were torn, and there was a touch of bright green in the broken place.

Lan Guangxi's eyes were slightly hot, and he stared at the man's butt for a full minute.

"My lord, why are you staring at my father?" Xiao Wang, the commander of the guards, asked in a low voice.Could it be that the Duke thinks his father is a spy?Their family has served and served the Lan family for three generations, and they are both prosperous and injurious with the Lan family. Unlike people hired from outside, they will never dare to betray the Lan family.

Lan Guangxi came back to his senses, and said blankly: "Your father's pants are torn, go back and ask the tailor to make a few more sets."

His Excellency the Duke has really sharp eyes.The corners of Xiao Wang's eyes twitched, and he replied, "Rose flowers have many thorns. It's not worthwhile to wear your pants and get cut."

"It's just a few pairs of pants. Those people stole and sold them in the manor. You have been with me for so many years, and you were driven back from the imperial capital together. You have no chance to get ahead, and you don't even enjoy material things. From this point of view, I am really a worthless person." Use the lord." Lan Guangxi sighed.

"My lord, you are serious. I heard from my father that he was about to starve to death when he was a child. He fled to the territory of the old duke with the people in the village. It was the old duke who saved the lives of the whole village and gave us seeds and land. Your village can settle down in your territory. Our whole village is very grateful to the Duke and your family. Now that my father is old, he can find a job in the manor. The white bread and fresh meat are all for your sympathy, Your Excellency the Duke."

"As for the affairs of the royal capital, we all trust you. We all see your conduct and style. We don't bother to leave the dirty, filthy and calculating place in the royal capital. In your territory , we can live our own lives." Xiao Wang comforted.

Lan Guangxi was noncommittal, turned around and left with Xiao Wang.Lan Guangxi would not tell Xiao Wang that he mistook his father for the vampire just now.An old man is not ashamed to wear green underpants.

Where the hell is that vampire hiding?

In this way, Lan Guangxi communicated with the vampire every day, probably because he wanted to find the vampire with his own hands. Lan Guangxi didn't let anyone handle the study.

Regardless of whether the vampire drank or not, Lan Guangxi put a bowl of human blood there every day.As time passed, many people speculated that the Duke had turned into a vampire and would drink blood every day.

Lan Guangxi didn't care about these rumors, seeing that the one-month period was coming, but he still couldn't find the shadow of the vampire.Where is this man hiding?

9 meet

In the next few days, Lan Guangxi kept looking for the vampire guest.

The night watchman of the castle said that a young man in a black cloak was often seen sitting on the roof looking at the moon.Lan Guangxi used a ladder to climb to the place pointed by the night watchman, where he found several hand-painted drawings of the moon.

The gardener of the castle said that when he saw a young man picking flowers in the rose garden, the gardener went up and accused him, and the man apologized very politely.The gardener said the man's eyes were as red as roses.After hearing this, Lan Guangxi ran to the rose garden, and saw rose petals and a few bare flower branches beside a smoky gray stone step.

The castle maid said that outside the window a pale man in black was feeding the birds with bread crumbs.When Lan Guangxi rushed to the window sill, the little bird had already eaten the bread crumbs and was cleaning its feathers leisurely there.

……

Some people have seen him in the studio, some have seen him in the reading room, some have seen him by the lake, and for a moment it seemed that everyone in the manor had seen the vampire.Only him, Lan Guangxi, had never seen that person's face.

When he turned around to get the book, someone added a few pieces of sugar to the coffee; when he finished an oil painting, a painting of the same scene would appear the next day, and he could even figure out where the person was standing from the perspective of the painting, It's just three steps behind him; if he reads the book, there will be that person's nonsense comment...

That vampire must be proud of his superb hide-and-seek skills, otherwise how dare he hide behind him so rampantly.

On the No.30 day when the vampire visited the manor, that is, the last day, this afternoon, Lan Guangxi had given up looking for the mysterious Mr. Vampire, and stood leisurely in the small garden at the highest point of the castle alone. Take the entire castle under your eyes.

It doesn't matter if you can't find the vampire, the one-month period is over, and the other party will definitely show up.At that time, if that person wants to drink his blood, he will also do his best to entertain him as a landlord.

Lan Guangxi saw the horse farm in the south, where a veterinarian was rehabilitating his black horse. Last time he was attacked by wasps, although his little black body was not seriously injured, but his mind was greatly hurt. Out of the stables, he neighed crazily.

Lan Guangxi saw the botanical garden in the west, the chamber of commerce carriage stopped at the gate of the plantation to receive the wine in an orderly manner, and the workers carefully counted the wine barrels aside.Since the previous management was resolved by him, the workers have been very responsible in their work.

Lan Guangxi saw the servants' living area to the east, where the maids were drying their clothes.The cloth products of the manor are cleaned and dried uniformly. There are embroidered tablecloths, lace curtains, white aprons for maids, and black suits for male servants... Lan Guangxi glanced over and suddenly found something strange in the male servant's suits.

Among the row of black suits, two caught Lan Guangxi's attention.

They are all the same black, similar suit styles, there is no difference at first glance, but after a few more glances, you can still distinguish subtle differences.

That suit looks more advanced, and when put together with other suits, it looks like the original suit and the imitation, revealing a noble texture.The manor's second only to his butler would not wear a suit of this texture.

The corner of Lan Guangxi's mouth raised, and he walked down the castle as if nothing had happened.

That night, Lan Guangxi was woken up by someone, and when he woke up and saw someone coming, he was not angry at all.

"Give me back the clothes." Lin Zhi said angrily.

Lan Guangxi looked at the man in front of him, and said calmly, "What clothes?"

Seeing the face of this vampire guest for the first time, Lan Guangxi was not only not afraid, but also felt familiar.This person had a thin and pale face, and his facial features were quite outstanding. He looked quite clever, and his temper was just like what he felt in the letter, he was a bit impatient.

Lin Zhi shook his cloak, looked at the man who refused to admit to stealing his clothes, raised his chin and said, "Let me tell you a story. Once a goddess descended to earth. She took a bath by the river and passed by a shameless man who herded cows. The cowherd man fell in love with the goddess at first sight. He took advantage of the goddess's bath and stole the clothes from the goddess. When the goddess finished her bath and found that the clothes were gone, the man came out and said shamelessly, "Goddess, I will return the clothes if you marry me." Here you are. The goddess can't go back to heaven without clothes, so she agreed to be the wife of the cowherd."

"When you steal my clothes, don't you also imitate that cowherd man?"

Lan Guangxi:? ? ?

"Tell me, how can you return the clothes to me? If you dare to make such a shameless request like a cowherd, I will bite you to death." Lin Zhi squinted at Lan Guangxi.

"Are you really a vampire?" Lan Guangxi doubted.

"Those who have been stared at by my scarlet eyes will be followed by death, and you won't live long." Lin Zhi looked at Lan Guangxi gloomyly.

Lan Guangxi picked up a small mirror from the dressing table expressionlessly and faced Lin Zhi's eyes.

"Bah bah bah—the curse is taken back——you evil and cunning human being." Lin Zhi quickly knocked down the small mirror in Lan Guangxi's hand.

"People who have pink eye disease have the same symptoms as you." Lan Guangxi looked at Lin Zhi's eyes. This person seemed to have no pupils.

Lin Zhi grinned, showing four fangs: "You should believe this after seeing this!"

"I also had tiger teeth when I was a child, and they were pulled out by the dentist. Do you want me to introduce you to my exclusive dentist?" Lan Guangxi said with a smile.

Lin Zhi picked his nails and was about to show off, when he saw Lan Guangxi was already looking for nail clippers.Lin Zhi quickly retracted his nails and said helplessly, "How on earth do you have to believe that I'm a vampire?"

"Bite me, and I will believe it," Lan Guangxi replied.

Hearing this request, Lin Zhi was taken aback for a moment, and said with a dry smile, "I don't bite people casually. In the past 100 years, except when I took my son, I didn't attack ordinary people."

"Don't drink blood?" Lan Guangxi was surprised.

Lin Zhi nodded.

"why?"

"Because there is no reason to drink." Lin Zhi said lightly.

Lan Guangxi was slightly taken aback, put his hands behind his neck, lay on the bed and said, "Are you still a vampire if you don't drink blood? I don't think you are a vampire."

How to prove that I am me has been a troublesome thing since ancient times.The duke refused to let him go, so Lin Zhi had no choice but to compromise: "Give me back the clothes, and I will prove it to you."

"Your clothes are hanging outside, what are you wearing inside?" Lan Guangxi was suddenly curious.

The embarrassment on Lin Zhi's face flashed, and then he boldly lifted the black cloak, revealing a set of close-fitting green floral-dot long johns and trousers, and introduced: "The popular style of the imperial capital - 'Green Grass' leisure Take, have you heard of it?"

Lan Guangxi looked Lin Zhi up and down, and raised the corner of his mouth, "It was a popular style 20 years ago."

"I'm a vampire, 20 years is like yesterday to me, how can I keep up with the popularity of your humans every day? And this suit is not ugly, it's fashionable now, who can have a history like my clothes?" Lin Zhiyi You don't know the face.

"The cuffs are loose and I don't change a set." Lan Guangxi looked at the shabby vampire, and said with contempt: "You don't only have that suit jacket, do you? You haven't changed it after washing it. Just wearing autumn clothes and long johns Then wrap it in a cloak and dangle outside? Legend has it that vampires are quite noble, I didn't expect you to be so down-to-earth."

Lin Zhi wanted to wash his coat today, and come out to meet people tomorrow clean and handsome, but he didn't expect this guy to secretly take his clothes away and mock him for being poor.Lin Zhi was furious for a moment, bared his fangs, and wished to strangle Lan Guangxi to death: "Who is to blame for this? Give me back my clothes! My clothes were made by the most famous tailor in the imperial capital, 'Golden Scissors' himself." Yes, it's out of print now, do you want to be an antique collector?"

"A piece of worn-out clothes, you treat me as a rarity." Lan Guangxi took out a large bunch of keys and went to the collection room.

Lin Zhi was about to peek at Lan Guangxi opening the door, but Lan Guangxi stared back: "If you peek again, I won't exchange it for you."

Lan Guangxi unlocked eight locks, and took out the clothes collected during the day from the Russian suitcase and handed them to Lin Zhi.

Lin Zhi didn't expect the other party to give up the clothes so easily. When he was dressing, he found that the gap on the bottom of the trousers had been stitched up with superb skills.

No longer have to worry about showing your butt when jumping from a high place.Lin Zhi breathed a sigh of relief.

10 Two Silly and Bold

Putting on the suit, Lin Zhi felt that he had turned back into the ghost of the night and the believer of the god of death. He was much more confident than when he was wearing long johns.

Lan Guangxi crossed his arms and urged Lin Zhi to say, "Now it's time to prove that you are a vampire."

"Are you sure?" Lin Zhi grinned, showing his sinister little fangs.

Lan Guangxi was not afraid at all: "You'd better be a vampire." He had seen all kinds of grotesque human beings in the capital, and Lin Zhi's strangeness was just a small scene and had no deterrent effect.

Lin Zhi was not annoyed at being underestimated by Lan Guangxi, he pushed open the window, the moonlight instantly illuminated the room, Lin Zhi's white jade-like hand suddenly reached into Lan Guangxi's waist.

Thinking that he was being molested, Lan Guangxi was about to explode, when Lin Zhi suddenly exerted force on his arm, Lan Guangxi was taken out of the window by Lin Zhi without warning.

Lan Guangxi lived on the fourth floor of the castle, suddenly flew out of the window, the wind was so strong that it poured into his clothes, and while he was still in shock, Lan Guangxi saw the vampire next to him laughing, looking like he was waiting for him to scream and watch the show Lan Guangxi quickly regained his composure.

Then the vampire landed firmly on the ground like a dragonfly on the water.

"Do you believe it now?" Lin Zhi said proudly.

Although Lan Guangxi was extremely shocked in his heart, his face was calm and calm, and he did not show any weakness in his aura.

Seeing that the other party was not frightened, Lin Zhi gave a "cut", and continued to show off the vampire's superb jumping ability with Lan Guangxi.

That night, Lin Zhi held Lan Guangxi in his arms, and the two of them were like flying mice that came out at night, jumping and galloping across the roofs of the castle.

The wind was blowing, the bright moonlight was behind him, and the castle was sleeping under the hazy moonlight. Lan Guangxi found that this manor was so beautiful, no wonder the vampire wanted to occupy it.Thinking of this, Lan Guangxi said generously: "If you want to stay in the castle, I can lend you a room to put the coffin."

Being detained suddenly, Lin Zhi was slightly taken aback.

The accident happened at this moment, Lin Zhiyi was bold, and was leading Lan Guangxi to leap to his death between the walls of the castle. Moss grew on a window sill, and when Lin Zhi landed, his feet slipped. The windows on the second floor fell down.

Within a certain height range, the higher the cat falls, the greater the probability of survival.Because there is enough time to adjust the angle of the body and land in a safe posture.On the contrary, that kind of neither high nor low place is very dangerous.

This distance is also applicable to vampires. When he fell from the second floor, Lin Zhi didn't have enough time to rescue the Duke who had the courage to accompany him to die.

"Crack!"

Lin Zhi seemed to hear the sound of bones breaking.

Lan Guangxi's face turned pale, he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you trying to kill me and occupy my castle?"

No.11: Vampires go to hell

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I haven't drank blood for a long time, and my body's reaction can't keep up." Lin Zhi was extremely guilty, squatting on the ground to help Lan Guangxi check his body.

"It's just a broken leg, nothing serious." Lin Zhi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then what is a big event?" Lan Guangxi's expression was more terrifying than that of a vampire.

"Broken spine, hemiplegia." Lin Zhi whispered, "I'll call someone for you."

Before Lan Guangxi could react, Lin Zhi disappeared, and then the castle bell rang out anxiously in the silent night, everyone woke up from their dreams, and soon someone found that their Duke had fallen from the building.

Doctors and servants are all busy.

The next day, the rumor that "the duke couldn't think about jumping off the building" quickly spread in the manor after "the duke turned into a vampire".

That night, Lin Zhi walked lightly to Lan Guangxi's bedside and put a basket of flowers and fruits, and was about to leave quietly. Lan Guangxi opened his eyes and taunted, "You made me break my leg, and then stole my flowers and fruits." Visiting with fruit, is this the way a vampire behaves?"

"You didn't fall asleep?" Lin Zhi turned around and sat down on Lan Guangxi's bed, embarrassedly said: "Yesterday was really an accident, I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry is enough? The doctor said that I have to stay in bed for at least a month, even if I recover, there will be sequelae." Lan Guangxi said dissatisfied.

Lin Zhi sighed, very helpless: "This time I was wrong. As compensation, I can grant you one wish. The premise is that I can do it."

"Anything is fine?" Lan Guangxi asked back.

"Anything is fine." Lin Zhi confirmed.

Lan Guangxi thought for a while, then looked at Lin Zhi seriously: "I hope you can answer me a question honestly."

"It's too easy to answer the question. Change it to a harder one, or I will feel guilty." Lin Zhi was a little surprised by Lan Guangxi's request. He thought that this person would propose to become a vampire or use his status as a vampire to take revenge. matter.

Lan Guangxi seemed to see through Lin Zhi's thoughts, and said with a sneer: "Not everyone desires eternal life. If you are not happy, eternal life is just a burden."

Lin Zhi was slightly taken aback, and stared straight at Lan Guangxi for three seconds, thinking of something, smiled lightly, and urged: "Okay, tell me your question, and I will answer it truthfully."

"What is your purpose for coming to the manor?" Lan Guangxi asked the doubts that had been lingering in his heart.He once suspected that this vampire was sent by the capital, but this month, the other party not only helped him deal with the spies in the manor, but also saved his life, allowing him to dispel this suspicion.

Lin Zhi was silent for a moment, then whispered, "I want to scare you."

Lan Guangxi was puzzled: "Is it that simple?"

"When you are afraid, people from the church will come and drive me away, and then you will be grateful to the church and donate money to the church." Lin Zhi said the original plan.

"You are a vampire, how did you get mixed up with the church?" Lan Guangxi was surprised.

"Because we have a common belief and we all believe in the existence of God." After Lin Zhi finished his answer, he asked Lan Guangxi, "Why don't you believe in the church? It's fine if you don't donate, and you are so harsh on them. When did they offend you?"

"I just came back from the capital city, and the church came to raise funds. I donated money. They asked me if I had any wishes that could be conveyed to God. I said that God punished the liars in the capital city and made them dumb. Then the people in the church said I was a devil." When mentioning the past, Lan Guangxi felt angry, "Took my money, called me a devil, and thought I would donate to them in the future. It's a dream."

"Oh, they are indeed that kind of virtuous, hypocritical. But they will use the money raised to help refugees, and they are really helping others." Lin Zhi helped to defend.

"Waiting for help from others forever, you can only be a refugee for the rest of your life." Lan Guangxi mocked.

Lin Zhi: ...

"Every year, I sell some wasteland to refugees for reclamation. I didn't collect taxes for the first three years, and I built some factories to let disabled people come to work. My contribution is no less than that of the church." Lan Guangxi said.

"You are a good person." Lin Zhi sighed.

"My money was spent, saved people, reclaimed the land, and taught those refugees to be self-reliant. And those churches, they don't know how to manage, they don't know how to farm, and they can't even curse after taking the money. The money donated by others has gained a good reputation, and they say that I am a devil." Lan Guangxi was very worried about the church's clergy not being able to cast curses.

"Moreover, as they say, a person who has done bad things all his life can ask the priest for forgiveness before he dies, and the priest can let him go to heaven if he pays money. This is really unfair to other good people." Lan After Guangxi complained, he looked at Lin Zhi and asked, "You have done so many good things for the church, will you go to heaven?"

Lin Zhi shook his head: "Vampires will go to hell."

"In this case, why do you still help those fools in the church?" Lan Guangxi mocked.

Lin Zhi thought for a while and replied, "Because I have enjoyed God's blessing in advance."

After hearing Lin Zhi's answer, Lan Guangxi was stunned.

11 thousand and one nights

Lan Guangxi was recuperating in bed for two months. During this period, Lin Zhi lobbied Lan Guangxi to donate money every day, saying that many people in this world are believers in God. have opinions.

Lan Guangxi was kidnapped by Lin Zhidao and had to agree, but as a price, he asked Lin Zhi to come over every night to give him something inhuman.

Lin Zhi wanted to say that among the non-human beings in this world, he has never seen a second species except vampires.However, looking at Lan Guangxi's expectant eyes, Lin Zhi had no choice but to use his imagination, combined with some strange stories he had read over the years, to find a way to satisfy Lan Guangxi's thirst for knowledge.

In order to keep the plot full and the plot ups and downs, Lin Zhi did not forget to go to Lan Guangxi's library to read novels during the day.

Under the relentless urging of Lan Guangxi, the non-human world gradually became lively.

Vampires have a friend called Night Demon, who also likes to appear at night and can suck human spirit.

Vampires have an enemy called werewolves, who like to eat meat and are friends of humans, who will bite when they see a vampire.In order for Lan Guangxi to have a sense of substitution, Lin Zhi also lied to Lan Guangxi that the old dog raised in his vineyard was of werewolf blood. When I came over, I was attacked by the dog.

The vampire also has a follower, the little bat, who will listen to information for the vampire at night.Lin Zhi also made up his past with a little bat messenger. In order to have real feelings, he specially named the little bat a down-to-earth name, Xiao Hei.At first, he rescued the dying Xiao Hei, then domesticated Xiao Hei to become a vampire messenger, then the master and servant explored together, and finally Xiao Hei died heroically for his werewolf fight. This story fooled Lan Guangxi for a week.

In the dark world, there are living corpses that can still move after death but lose their minds, black cats with forked tails that turn corpses into living corpses, and old ghosts that have lived for a long time and become spirits hiding in jars, lonely at night Pat the jar, slap, slap, slap...

Lan Guangxi is not a good listener. When Lin Zhi's fabrication was too fake and there were loopholes, Lan Guangxi questioned it without hesitation, making Lin Zhi unable to step down.Every time Lin Zhi used the phrase "I am a vampire, the ghost stories I tell are just like the gossip told by you ordinary people. You, an ordinary person, are not qualified to question the grotesqueness of the non-human world.

That night, Lin Zhi made up a story about a vampire and a werewolf who concealed their identities and fell in love with each other. The pair of mandarin ducks were in great pain after knowing each other's identities.

Lan Guangxi thought this was a little familiar, it looked like a third-rate novel in his library.At the beginning, he accidentally flipped through the introduction, and after being struck by the plot, he casually threw the book aside, but he didn't expect Lin Zhi to talk about it without changing the medicine tonight.

This flaw is too obvious, and doubts seem superfluous.Seeing that Lin Zhi spoke with gusto, Lan Guangxi kept silent this time.After being bullied by Lin Zhi many times, Lan Guangxi learned a lot.

"Why can't vampires have the bloody plots that often happen to you humans? Don't vampires deserve love?"

Lan Guangxi was already able to imagine how the vampire would argue after he pointed out 'plagiarism', but he couldn't explain it to this ghost.There was nothing wrong with the series of nonsense.

This story was really boring, not long after, Lan Guangxi's eyelids drooped and he slowly fell asleep.

Listening to Lan Guangxi's even breathing, Lin Zhi sighed softly.

Human beings are supposed to fall asleep at night, but this man turned himself into a night owl in order to listen to his storytelling.Then the next day he was unstoppable and called him over.

The reason for doing this must be that I am too lonely!

Then I cooperate with the storytelling every time, racking my brains to write the outline of the story during the day, and performing the plot eloquently at night, why?Lin Zhi sat in a small chair by the window, looking at the white belly exposed in the sky.

Lan Guangxi's leg injury was not as serious as imagined, and the young man has good recovery ability, so he can get out of bed and move around freely in about two months.

Now that the man recovered from his injury and promised to donate to the church regularly, Lin Zhi's purpose for this trip has been achieved, and it's time to go back, but Lin Zhi didn't know how to speak.

Lan Guangxi did not intend to let Lin Zhi leave at all. This man even made a fake purpose in the shadow of the castle, and then planted a field of amaryllis, saying that he would give it to Lin Zhi as a back garden.

There is a cave in the woods of the manor, and there are many bats inhabiting it. Lan Guangxi also sent people to catch many bats and give them to Lin Zhi, who asked Lin Zhi to train them to be the messengers of vampires.

A few days ago, Lan Guangxi found out that Lin Zhi had a son. At first, he thought wrongly. He thought that Lin Zhi had a child only after he got married. After a day of sulking, he didn't talk to him. Finally, he asked sideways if the mother of the child was still alive. If the child's mother is gone, he is willing to take over and help take care of the child's aggrieved and generous appearance. Lin Zhi laughed to death seeing this.

Later, Lin Zhi told Lan Guangxi that in the world of vampires, the relationship between father and son does not need a woman as a bond.Hearing about the process of the first embrace, Lan Guangxi's mind was balanced, and he felt pity for the little boy who had just become a vampire and was thrown aside by his father, and expressed his willingness to let Wenze come and live in the big castle.

For Lan Guangxi's various overtures, Lin Zhi saw it and knew it well.He has lived for hundreds of years, and he is not the kind of boy who is ignorant of the world.

The cruel king who killed a girl every night delayed the slaughter for a thousand and one nights in order to listen to a girl tell a story, and finally fell in love with this brave and witty girl.Now he has been telling stories to this indifferent and resentful duke for almost two months, facing each other day and night, and the other party must also be fascinated by his knowledge and eloquence.

Alas, it's all because he's so good.After understanding Lan Guangxi's intentions, Lin Zhi set a date to leave.

"Is the castle not good? If you stay, I can give you a few more rooms." After Lan Guangxi knew Lin Zhi's intention to leave, he became a little emotional.

"I'm a vampire. Staying in one place for a long time is not good for you, nor is it good for me." Lin Zhi refused.

"You don't feel sorry for me at all?" Lan Guangxi was very angry.

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