All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

If people do wrong things, if they are not punished, they will be given preferential treatment, but anyone with a little conscience will feel sorry for them.

Lin Zhi has been like this recently.

After the back injury healed, Ke Lin didn't mention to let Lin Zhi leave, and Lin Zhi just stayed there cheeky.When the weather is fine, I help to walk the dog, feed the sheep, and help to dry the bedding in each room. When the weather is cloudy, I take over Ed's work and let the two rheumatic patients rest. They are extremely diligent.

With a little spare time, he would also help to figure out how to relieve Ke Lin's arm pain. After cupping, Lin Zhi continued to recommend various physical therapy methods such as acupuncture, scraping, and plastering.

Lin Zhi's recommendation this time was not to tease Colin as before, but to relieve the pain in Colin's arm from the bottom of his heart.

Gundam said that because his virtual world is a pirated version, there is no way to block the perception of the traverser.Back then when Lin Zhi was stepped on by a sheep, he was so painful that he cried for his father and mother.Now it's cloudy and rainy, Ke Lin's arm will be so painful that he can't get out of bed because of the old injury, and when Lan Guangxi crosses over to Ke Lin, this pain will naturally transfer to Lan Guangxi.

After knowing this, Lin Zhi's heart ached to death.He took out all the methods of the ancestors to treat bruises, and tried them one by one for Colin and the housekeeper.According to the housekeeper, they made some plasters themselves, and the effect was good after putting them on, but the smell was not very pleasant.

Lin Zhi watched Simba sneezing, and laughed and joked while peeling the beans: "The best plasters are made of dog skin, so sticking them on the body will allow the medicine to slowly seep into the bones." .”

Hearing Lin Zhi calling his name, Simba jumped over to tease Lin Zhi, but accidentally knocked over half of the basket of peeled green beans, and the green beans scattered all over the floor.

Lin Zhi slapped Simba hard on the forehead, and when he wanted to pretend nothing happened and picked up the green beans on the ground, he saw Ke Lin, who was basking in the sun and reading a magazine, looked over.

Lin Zhi quickly stopped, and said with a displeased face, "I'll peel another basket."

After hearing this, Colin looked away and continued reading.

Lin Zhi: If you don’t do it clean, you won’t get sick if you eat it.You have eaten dirtier things than this, and I have never seen you dislike it!

Lin Zhi looked at Ke Lin with disdain, then lowered his head and continued to peel the beans.

When Ke Lin was eating at the dinner table yesterday, he said that the season of green beans had recently arrived. He remembered that he used to eat green beans in the army.He also said that although the three meals a day were beans at that time, he was full of fighting spirit every day, and the simple fried beans with green peppers tasted delicious.Unlike now, in the manor, there is a lot of fish and meat every day, but life has no goals, and life feels boring.

At the dinner table, Lin Zhi buried his head in his meal and ignored Ke Lin's words.

But Gao Da asked Lin Zhi: "What does Ke Lin mean by saying this?"

"Reminiscing bitterness and thinking sweetly, looking for trouble when you have nothing to do, it hurts when you are idle." Lin Zhi said unhappily.

Gundam was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?"

Lin Zhi knew exactly what Lan Guangxi was thinking, and said angrily: "He is holding a grudge against me for lying to him before, and he is unhappy and wants to find fault. Look, Ed will definitely buy a lot of green beans tomorrow, and It’s the kind with pods that need to be peeled out one by one.”

Sure enough, Lin Zhi saw a bundle of beans the next morning.Then, under the gaze of someone, Lin Zhi moved a small bench consciously, sat at the door with the beans in his arms, and began to tease Simba while peeling the beans, virtuous and obedient, like a little clever.

Gundam: "Are you going to abandon the dark and turn to the light in the future?"

"Of course not, the villain has only one end if he abandons the dark and turns to the light." Lin Zhi said expressionlessly.

Gundam: "What happened?"

"Die." Lin Zhi nodded his head and shook the vegetable basket. There was already a shallow layer of beans, which should be enough for a plate of frying.

Lin Zhi got up and picked up the peeled bean stems and threw them into the garbage basket at the door. However, as soon as he went out, Lin Zhi saw a green jeep driving in the distance. " small flag.

Lin Zhi was ecstatic when he saw it, and said to Gao Da: "My chance to stand up is coming."

Lin Zhi quickly ran back to the villa, and reported to Colin and Ed nervously: "There seems to be someone difficult to deal with outside."

"Who?" Ke Lin put down the magazine in his hand and asked Lin Zhi.

Lin Zhi panicked and said, "The Bureau of Agricultural Affairs."

"It's not robbers and bandits who came here. Are you so afraid?" Ke Lin smiled and said, "All farms are under the management of the Bureau of Agricultural Affairs. They are probably here for routine inspections."

"The Agricultural Bureau is more terrifying than robbers. Haven't you been troubled by this person? When I bought a farm, it was only a small place, and he hinted that I would give him 5000 as a bonus. My entire farm is worth 2000. No Give him the money, and he will make things difficult for me, deliberately giving me the wrong farm address."

Lin Zhi complained to Ke Lin, then took a look at Ke Lin, and said mysteriously: "I heard that he has several wives, all of whom are raised by collecting illegal money. And his little wife gave birth to a son recently, I suspect today is coming I asked you for money for the baby's milk powder."

After hearing Lin Zhi's words, Ke Lin sneered and said, "I raise my own child."

The original owner Ke Lin is a very sophisticated person, and he is also a big taxpayer in the local area. The Agricultural Bureau is very polite to Colin. Normally, after the Agricultural Bureau comes, he will eat and drink in Ke Lin and entertain him on the farm. After strolling around and taking the red envelopes, I naturally went back home.

It's a pity that Lan Guangxi is a petty and domineering person, and he has always been the only one who takes advantage of others. In order to further intensify the conflict, Lin Zhi pretended to persuade him from the side: "A person who knows current affairs is a hero. You are under the control of others now, so you can't be stubborn." , otherwise those people will trouble you."

After hearing this, Ed nodded in agreement, and then asked Colin for instructions: "How about I go make a red envelope and get ready?"

Colin sneered and said, "Did the wind blow my money? I never owed my taxes. Let's see what he can do to trouble me!"

Seeing that Ke Lin is so stubborn and ignorant of current affairs, Lin Zhi is relieved.

The car drove directly to the gate of the villa before stopping. After stopping, it honked its horn desperately, extremely arrogant.

Simba was the first one who couldn't sit still. After hearing the sound of the horn, he rushed out and barked at the jeep.Following Simba's yelling, a series of dog barks came from the jeep, as if responding to Simba's yelling.The voice was thin and high-pitched, and upon listening carefully, there was still a little milky sound.

The door of the jeep opened, and three men and four small dogs, the size of adult cats, came out.

Lin Zhi didn't know what breed it was, so he stretched out his hand to hold Simba, preventing him from jumping at those dogs.

Among the three men who came down, one was Wan Li, the director of the Bureau of Agricultural Affairs.Hilson, and the other two are its deputies, each holding two dogs.

"I received a report that your farm planted Xinghai flowers privately, please cooperate with the inspection." One of the assistants said fiercely to Ke Lin.

Colin and Ed thought it was a routine inspection, but when they heard that the other party wanted to check Xinghai flowers, they looked at each other, and then Ed said: "All the crops in the farm are mechanized, and the commissioner sent by the Labor Office of the Agricultural Bureau came to supervise , all planting records are recorded, and the officer can inquire."

After Ed finished speaking, he took out a notebook and handed it to Wanli.

After Wanli took it, he just rolled his eyes casually and threw it on the ground, sneering: "You guys planted illegal crops and you still record it in the notebook, you think I'm a fool, don't you?"

Looking at the notebook that was thrown on the ground, Lin Zhi stepped forward and scolded: "What's your attitude? An officer as big as a sesame mung bean really takes himself seriously. Do you know who our farmer used to be, Lieutenant of the Federation, I don't know how much more advanced than you."

"Boy, the county magistrate might as well take care of it now. Although I'm just in charge of farming, as long as you farm the land now, I have to take care of it. It doesn't matter to me what he did before. Let the dog go, check!" Wan Li said fiercely He glared at Lin Zhi, and with a wave of his hand, the two men behind him untied the dog ropes in their hands, and the four pudgy dogs immediately began to lower their heads and sniff around the villa.

"Are you looking here?" Lin Zhi was puzzled.

"I've never heard of anyone daring to plant Xinghai flowers outside in a grand manner." Wan Li gave Lin Zhi a look of contempt, and said, "Besides, Xinghai flowers can only be planted in an environment above [-] degrees, there must be secret planting here." garden."

Hearing these words, Gao Da sighed: "This bureau chief looks like an idiot, I didn't expect to have some knowledge!"

Lin Zhi looked at the director who ordered his subordinates to wander around the villa to find the vents, and answered Gao Da's doubts: "The managers who look like idiots were once elites before they became managers."

Gundam sighed: "You humans are really fickle."

"It's a common problem for everyone when a daughter-in-law becomes a mother-in-law. I worked hard when I was young, so that I won't have to work hard in the future." Lin Zhi said.

During the entire search process, Colin did not say a word.Lin Zhi secretly looked at Ke Lin's expression, seeing that he was calm and composed, Lin Zhi didn't know for a while whether he was pretending, or whether he was really sure that the other party would not be able to find out Xinghaihua.

Or what's the next move?

Ke Lin met Lin Zhi's eyes and asked, "What do you see me doing?"

"I was wondering if we should spend money to avoid disasters?" Lin Zhi said cautiously.

Ke Lin smiled, looked at Lin Zhi and said, "Have you heard a word?"

"what?"

The corner of Ke Lin's mouth turned up, and he said with a smile: "There is no such thing as happiness or misfortune, only people call themselves."

Lin Zhi was a little guilty by Ke Lin's smile. He always felt that his smile had something to say, so he said to Ke Lin: "I'll go and see them, otherwise those dogs will tear up the corners of the house."

Lin Zhi originally thought that if those people did not find the underground planting industry, he could secretly hint at it, but as soon as he passed by, he saw the four dogs desperately barking at a slightly soft ground.

"I found it, it's underground." Wanli glanced at Colin triumphantly, and then ordered his subordinates: "There must be a secret door buried underground, let the dog pull the dirt away."

"Yes."

Lin Zhi looked at Ke Lin "worriedly" and said, "What should we do?"

But Ke Lin had an indifferent attitude, and said coldly: "This is my farm, and I will take care of whatever happens. What are you afraid of?"

"Take it as a donkey's liver and lungs with good intentions." Lin Zhi glared at Ke Lin, and ran over to see what the four dogs pulled out.

The four search dogs were like four small excavators, and quickly dug out a hole in the ground.However, looking at the things inside, everyone immediately looked at each other in blank dismay.

Simba frantically ran over and drove the four search dogs aside, then his tail drooped, the hair on the back of his neck stood up, and his sharp canine teeth were exposed, protecting the things that had been dug out.

The four hunting dogs also waited in full force, surrounded Simba, as if they were determined to get the things dug out,

A dog-eat-dog battle is about to come.