All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

"I lied to you just now. The police said that the confessions of the two men said that they were in partnership with you and gave you 20 yuan, and at the same time they said that they wanted to kill people for uneven distribution of spoils. They were reversed and illogical, so they were not adopted."

Ke Lin looked at Lin Zhi's pale face, and said with a smile, "They stole my sheep worth 600 million yuan. If you partnered with them, you're so stingy and like to take advantage of it. As long as it's 20 yuan, it doesn't make any sense."

Yes, he is a big fool!Lin Zhi slandered, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but continued to be heartbroken on the face: "You should send me to prison, if those two people suddenly change their words, wouldn't you doubt me again?"

"You didn't do anything bad. Why should I send you to the prison? The prison is not as kind as I am, and accepts everyone." Seeing that Lin Zhi was depressed, Ke Lin stepped forward to comfort him: "This matter is over, you Take care of yourself."

"The waist injury is easy to heal, but the injury here is not easy to heal." Lin Zhi pointed to his heart, and looked at Ke Lin quietly.

Colin: ...

"I'll pay you a roast leg of lamb." Colin raised his eyebrows.

"I hurt my heart, not my stomach." Lin Zhi said angrily.He had been terrified all night, and suffered a back injury, so he still suspected him at this moment, deliberately defrauding him, it was unbearable.A leg of lamb is all you need. There is nothing so cheap in the world.Lin Zhi felt aggrieved in his heart, and completely forgot that he was the one who started it.

"How about a whole roasted lamb?" Colin continued asking for the price.

Lin Zhi was silent.

Lin Zhi: "Gaoda, this is a sheep that can sell for tens of thousands of federal coins. Do you want me to agree? It's been so long, I've only eaten mutton noodles, and I've never eaten roast mutton. Last time Ed Fry lamb chops for Colin, Colin didn’t finish it, I ate some leftover lamb chops, it’s delicious~”

Thinking of the taste and texture of the lamb chops that day, Lin Zhi was a little greedy.

Gao Da: "Excellent! When you get this farm, you can eat roasted whole lamb every day."

Lin Zhi: "Two birds in the forest are not as good as one bird in the hand. To be a man, we must be practical. If you don't take advantage of the advantage in front of you, you are a bastard~"

Lin Zhi made up his mind, and said with a sneer: "One leg of lamb is not enough, but one sheep is enough?"

He was going to wait for Ke Lin to continue to increase his chips, and he was not greedy, five sheep would do.However, Ke Lin saw that Lin Zhi was still unhappy, and instantly changed his attitude: "Don't forget it."

When Lin Zhi heard this, he became angry: "There is no sincerity in the apology."

"What do you want?" Colin raised an eyebrow.

Lin Zhi muttered in a low voice, "You won't raise the number of sheep!"

Hearing Lin Zhi's words, Ke Lin couldn't help laughing: "How many do you want?"

Lin Zhi stretched out five fingers slowly to Ke Lin, and Ke Lin shook his head.

Seeing Ke Lin's refusal, Lin Zhi said angrily, "I'll give you an opportunity to apologize and rebuild your character. You should cherish it!"

"I don't want this opportunity." Colin turned around and walked out after speaking.

Seeing that the sheep in his hand were about to fly, Lin Zhi immediately shouted: "Come back! I only need two."

After hearing this, Ke Lin stood still, turned around and raised the corner of his mouth: "Deal."

Seeing that more than half of the five sheep were missing, Lin Zhi was indignant, and muttered in a low voice: "It's really more picky than Zhou's skinning, and you have to bargain for an apology. I hurt you because of your sheepfold, and you still doubt me. I'm sorry for doing so much." I only give two sheep for my business, it's too unreasonable..."

Ke Lin heard Lin Zhi talking endlessly, and said impatiently, "Is there anything else you're not satisfied with?"

"No, I mean, the first lamb has to be eaten separately. Let's eat a leg of lamb first. Roast it tender and add more cumin!" Lin Zhi said happily.

"Understood." Colin turned and went downstairs after speaking.

At noon that day, Lin Zhi ate a roast leg of lamb that was thicker than his thigh.

When Ke Lin came up with a plate of mutton leg, just by smelling the smell, Lin Zhi was so greedy that he wanted to get up from the bed.

The mutton is roasted to a golden and crispy surface, full of aroma, and a large plate is filled, cut with a knife and placed in the shape of a leg of lamb.

Lin Zhi has a bad waist and can only lie on his stomach.Ke Lin set up a small dining table on Lin Zhi's body, put a floral tablecloth on it, and then brought the plate of lamb legs to Lin Zhi's eyes.

There is nothing more satisfying than eating in bed. Lin Zhi took a bite of mutton. The mutton was delicious and crispy, and the fat roasted crisp was delicious.

Lin Zhi hypocritically invites Ke Lin to share time with him, but is rejected.

"I never eat in bed again." Colin said disgustedly.

Lin Zhi: If you don’t eat it, I’m not willing to share it with you!

Ke Lin was wearing a light yellow shirt today, with the sleeves rolled up high, and even wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his handsome face, he looked like a gentle scum.In this kind of fragrant environment, he was completely unaffected, sitting on a chair beside him with a calm expression while reading a magazine while chatting with Lin Zhi, he was really good at pretending.

Lin Zhi took a bite of the leg of lamb, and seeing Ke Lin's serious face, he asked curiously, "What book are you reading?"

Ke Lin lifted the cover of the book. When Lin Zhi saw the words "Guide to Planting Crops in Sandy Soil" written on it, he immediately lost interest.However, as a competent actor, Lin Zhi pretended to say: "Sandy soil is better for growing peanuts and watermelons."

"You understand quite well. How is the chicken farm developing?" Ke Lin put down his book and asked Lin Zhi, who was eating a lot of oil.

"I discovered a key problem." Lin Zhi looked serious and began to play tricks.

"Say."

"Do you know that eggs laid by a hen alone cannot hatch chicks? This negligence has affected the development of my chicken farm. Therefore, the current eggs should be used as snacks for Simba first!" Lin Zhi said helplessly.

"This is a very 'serious' problem." Ke Lin pushed his glasses, looked at Simba who was lying on the edge of the bed, looked at Lin Zhi who was licking his nose and drooling, and said with a smile: "It's cheap for Simba. .”

"I don't feel bad for giving Simba to eat. One egg a day, you can see that Simba's fur is shiny and beautiful now." Lin Zhi glanced at Simba with a smile.

Seeing Lin Zhi proud, Gao Da couldn't help but said, "Simba's hair was oiled by your hands, and the top of his head is a little bald."

"Do you know what a walnut pan is? I am coating Simba's fur! Besides, dogs love to be close to humans. After being touched by humans, their bodies will glow with happiness." Lin Zhi argued.

Seeing Lin Zhi's righteous words, Gao Da was very upset, and mocked: "Since you are so kind to Simba, why are you still so stingy, and you are not willing to give Simba some mutton?"

Facing Gundam's ridicule, Lin Zhi immediately snapped back: "Robots won't understand. Dogs can't eat human food, or they will lose their hair."

After Lin Zhi finished talking about Gundam, he immediately looked at Simba tenderly and said, "Simba, it's for your own good not to give you mutton. Dogs eat too much food with seasonings, which is not good for their health."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Simba wagging his tail desperately and looked at Lin Zhi.

Seeing that Simba wanted to eat his own tongue, Ke Lin suggested to Lin Zhi, "If you want, you can share part of the mutton in your share and cook it for Simba alone."

"Why don't you give it?" Lin Zhi was not happy.Colin had a flock of sheep, so he blackmailed two of Colin's sheep, and Colin even wanted to kill the sheep.

"Because I'm a cold-blooded capitalist." Colin said righteously.

Lin Zhi: Shameless than me!

Looking at Simba's pitiful eyes, Lin Zhi sighed, "Then boil the bones of the leg of lamb and let Simba chew on them." He was going to smash the bones of the lamb and eat the marrow with a straw.

"Look at your stinginess." Colin laughed.

Lin Zhi pretended not to see Ke Lin's contempt, and tore a piece of mutton with his hands and fed it to Simba to satisfy his hunger, and comforted him, "I'll eat the mutton bones for you later!"

After feeding Simba some mosquito meat, Lin Zhi changed the subject and asked Ke Lin, "You didn't lose your sheepfold this time, did you? Apart from being stolen by those two people that night, some of them ran away after being frightened." gone."

Facing Lin Zhi's hypocritical worry, Ke Lin wrote lightly: "I brought Simba back in the morning, and I have nothing to lose except for the two I lost with you."

"That's good. If the loss is too great, I will feel guilty." Lin Zhi cheekily took a big bite of the mutton.

Five days later, Lin Zhi lived the happiest life since he came to this world.There is no need to work every day, and some people will bring delicious food to bed, and there are even brackets and someone to help when getting out of bed and toilet.

Faced with Lin Zhi's life like a pig every day, Gao Da was not happy, and asked, "How long are you going to pretend?"

Lin Zhi: "Pretend until Maodan comes in to help us find foreign aid, that is, your dad, and then I can quit."

"You're just a muscle strain. You'll be fine a long time ago. If you pretend like this, Colin will find out sooner or later. He's not a fool." Gao Da reminded.

"I don't care. If my waist is healed, I will definitely have to work again. You don't know, how comfortable it is to lie on the bed, eat sheep and pet the dog every day without doing anything!" Lin Zhi didn't care.

People are like this, it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.

On the tenth day, when Lin Zhi was already lying on the bed with sore bones, but still unwilling to get up, Ke Lin came to help him check his waist.

Ke Lin pinched Lin Zhi's waist and asked, "How does it feel?"

"I don't feel it." Lin Zhi returned.

"What do you mean you don't feel it?" Colin frowned and pinched again.

Lin Zhi looked at Ke Lin in horror, and mourned, "My waist seems to be numb."

The author has something to say: I am more decadent than when I am on vacation. I am like a deflated balloon. I have no energy. The update is uncertain in the past two days, sorry.