All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

After Man Han Quan Xi signed the contract with CMA CGM, other star-rated hotels in S City, like a flock of sheep migrating after the head sheep, also began to cooperate with CMA CGM one after another.

Yue Shuwei goes out early and returns late every day, and even after returning home, he continues to face the computer and work hard.

Completely ignoring his partner!Not even aware that his partner wasn't in bed one night.

The longevity noodles served by the butler were actually only one.

Lin Zhi searched for a long time before picking up the end of the noodles. He sucked it carefully, and he was relieved after finishing the bowl of noodles in one go.

While Lin Zhi was eating noodles, the system was watching nervously.

"If you keep noodles, you can live a long life? Humans are really superstitious." Finding that his reason for eating noodles so hard is illogical, Gao Da despises him very much.

"Gundam! I believe that when the boss first gave birth to you, he definitely hoped that when you grow up, you will become a system with quick thinking, clear logic, kindness and beauty. Even if in the process of raising you, you find that you will not let them do what they want, I didn't make up my mind to delete you, did I?" Lin Zhiyu asked earnestly.

System: "What do you mean?"

Lin Zhi: "In this world, not everything goes as expected. Most people live with beautiful visions."

Hearing his words, Gao Da thought for 0.2 seconds before saying: "I have always been a system with quick thinking, clear logic, kindness and beauty. My father and my father are very satisfied with me and think that I am enough. , I never thought about having a second child at all, our family lives in a beautiful world. Only you, living in an impossible dream, your short life, and your false love."

Gundam's bare-naked rhetoric brought a critical blow to Lin Zhi's fragile soul.

I was not happy today, and I was hit by the system. Lin Zhi turned his grief into appetite. After eating the longevity noodles, he asked the kitchen to prepare a large plate of charcoal-grilled oysters, so that he felt better after eating.

However, until nine o'clock in the evening, Yue Shuwei did not call.Lin Zhi's mood fell to the bottom again.

Today is the birthday of the host, Robin. On the mobile phone, all major banks have sent him cordial greeting text messages, but Yue Shuwei didn't remember it.

These text messages are stored in data by each company according to the customer's birthday, and are automatically sent to the customer when it expires.

Lin Zhi felt that Yue Shuwei might not be as good as these low-level machines for the same program written by data. Otherwise, how could he not be able to remember the birthday of his lover for many years, and how could he not find out that he was not at home for so long?

Lin Zhi took another sip of wine and asked the system drunkenly, "Did Yue Shuwei have a bug today?"

"The data shows that everything is normal." Looking at the faceless Lin Zhi, the system began to persuade: "You should drink less. If you drink too much, be careful of poor contact with your brain wave signal."

As for drinking, the more people persuade you not to drink, the happier you drink!Lin Zhi picked up the wine bottle, gulped it down, and fell unconscious.

Lin Zhi woke up from the bed the next day, dizzy, with nothing on his body except a pair of underpants.

"Did I have sex after drinking last night?" Lin Zhi asked the system cautiously.

System: "Almost!"

"Oh my God, is it the housekeeper? Or the cook who makes me noodles?" Lin Zhi covered the quilt with a frightened expression.

"What are you thinking, it's Yue Shuwei." The system interrupted him and began to explain to him what happened last night when he was drunk.

Not long after he got drunk, Yue Shuwei called three times in a row but no one answered, so he came to find him.

Lin Zhizui was delirious, and when he saw Yue Shuwei coming, he burst into tears and asked Yue Shuwei to buy him a cake, and if he didn't buy it, he would grab Yue Shuwei's leg and not let him go.In the end, the butler called the cake shop to deliver the cake before fooling around.

Later, Yue Shuwei sent Lin Zhi to rest, Lin Zhi got drunk and dragged Yue Shuwei madly, asking Yue Shuwei to feed him cakes and Yue Shuwei to sing him a happy birthday song.

"Has Yue Shuwei sung?" Lin Zhi asked with staring eyes.

"Gently snorted a few times and put you to sleep." After the system finished speaking, it looked disbelieving: "If your body data hadn't shown that your alcohol concentration exceeded the standard last night, I would have suspected that you were pretending to be drunk. How could you be so shameless?" Shamelessly taking advantage of Yue Shuwei?"

"How could I do such a thing." Lin Zhi asked excitedly with a happy smile on his face, "And then?"

"Then Yue Shuwei slept with you here."

The system's recollection was dry, but Lin Zhi listened with gusto, and after the recollection was over, he still had something to say.

After listening to the story, Lin Zhi reluctantly got up and dressed, and found a lot of Yue Shuwei's clothes in the closet. It seemed that Yue Shuwei had spent the night here before.

"Did he get angry last night? Did the housekeeper treat him well?" Lin Zhi asked cautiously.

"It can't be seen that he ate the breakfast prepared by the butler in the morning before going to work. But the butler—" the system hesitated to speak.

Lin Zhi asked anxiously, "What's wrong with the housekeeper?"

"The housekeeper asked when you two will get married? He has to prepare in advance so as not to be in a hurry." The system said.

Hearing Gao Da's explanation, Lin Zhi blushed a little, and reproached hypocritically: "The housekeeper really loves to worry."

"You have a thick skin." Gundam despised.

That afternoon, the thick-skinned Lin Zhi returned to Yue Shuwei's den as if nothing had happened, and brought the cake that Yue Shuwei forced to feed him last night.

"Have you forgotten Yue Shuwei's temper? You have to stab him again, watch out for bugs!" Gao Da reminded.

Some people will shine brightly when given some sunshine, remember to eat but not to fight, I really don't know how to grow up.

"Hmph, this is fun." Lin Zhi didn't care.

Good words can't persuade the damn ghost, Gao Da saw Lin Zhi's face full of love, and didn't say any more.Just pay attention to the development of the plot vigilantly, and turn on the pain immunity for Lin Zhi before he kills himself.

As a responsible system, Gundam feels that he has a great work ethic.

After Yue Shuwei came home from get off work, what he saw was Lin Zhi sitting on the sofa waiting eagerly, and there was a very familiar cake on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Yue Shuwei turned his head silently, ignored him, and went back to his room to continue working.

"Take a bite of the cake. You fed me last night. You must have never tasted it yourself." Lin Zhi took the cake and chased after him, but Yue Shuwei closed the door neatly before he came in, and then locked it from the inside.

Looking at the tightly closed door, Lin Zhi slammed on the door, yelling loudly while beating his mouth: "Cakes are meant to be shared with others. You don't remember to buy them for me, so you don't even want to eat them now!"

After Lin Zhi shouted these words, he waited for the movement behind the door.

After waiting for half a minute, he turned around in frustration, and when he was about to leave, the door opened.

Yue Shuwei stood behind the door with a livid face, took the cake from him, and said fiercely, "I'll eat the cake, shut up."

Lin Zhi shut up obediently, and even sealed his mouth with his hands.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Yue Shuwei opened the door.

"Really, what do you do with the door closed. I can't even come in to get my underpants if I want to take a shower." Lin Zhi was rummaging in the closet for clothes to take a shower, while complaining softly in a voice that Yue Shuwei could hear.

Hearing Lin Zhi's nagging, Yue Shu turned his head slightly and looked at him quietly.

Obviously feeling the attack of murderous intent, Lin Zhi immediately pretended to say to himself: "Forget it, I won't wear shorts after taking a shower today." After speaking, he left the room at the speed of light.

Lin Zhi huddled under the quilt after taking a shower, and it was almost eleven o'clock when Yue Shuwei went to bed.

Yue Shuwei lifted his quilt, and glanced at Lin Zhi as if nothing had happened.

"What are you looking at? I really thought I was playing hooligans without wearing underwear! I took a pair from the balcony outside." Lin Zhi said.

Just when Yue Shuwei closed his eyes and was about to go to sleep, Lin Zhi spoke again, and said meanly, "Actually, I lied to you just now, I didn't find any underwear on the balcony!"

"My last sentence may have been a lie to you. So guess, am I wearing underwear?" Lin Zhi continued to show off with a smug face, "I've read the book, is this situation called Schrödinger's underwear? "

"No."

Hearing Yue Shuwei's sudden answer, Lin Zhi was a little surprised, so he continued to ask: "Why not?"

"Whether you're wearing it or not, you can get the result by lifting your quilt." Yue Shuwei explained solemnly: "This is a fact, and there are no uncertainties."

Lin Zhi pretended to fail, and didn't get angry at anyone.Instead, he immediately wrapped the quilt tightly, with a shy expression on his face: "You actually want to lift my quilt, what a rascal!"

Dao is one foot tall and devil is ten feet tall. Lin Zhi has been refreshing the lower limit. Compared with him, Yue Shu lost slightly.

Looking at Lin Zhi, who thought he had won and rolled around triumphantly, Yue Shuwei had deep eyes, a pair of black eyes that shone brightly in the night.After a while, he closed his eyes and turned around.

That night, Lin Zhi had his first dream after crossing. In the dream, he was naked, standing in an empty sports field, and suddenly a group of people came around him, so he quickly hid in the flower beds around the sports field, trying to cover himself. Live naked lower body.

The group of people walked slowly past the flower bed, and Lin Zhi squatted inside nervously.

Only when the crowd passed by did he dare to stand up from the flower bed.

However, at this moment, someone in the crowd suddenly turned around and saw Lin Zhi's naked balls.

The man suddenly said to the people around him: "There are people who don't wear underwear."

After hearing this, a large group of people turned their heads at the same time and looked at Lin Zhi's lower body.

Lin Zhi was so ashamed that he covered his face and explained: "I don't wear underwear because my underwear was stolen!"

"Isn't your underwear on top of your head? How can it be stolen!" Someone in the crowd said to him.

Lin Zhi saw that person's face, it was actually Yue Shuwei, felt aggrieved in his heart, and wanted to go up to ask for comfort.Unexpectedly, Yue Shu glanced slightly at his lower body, smiled slightly, with a look of disgust on his face: "It's so small!"

Lin Zhi just woke up in shame, shame and grievance.It was still early, before seven o'clock, and Yue Shuwei happened to be getting dressed.Seeing Lin Zhi wake up, he asked, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Lin Zhi shook his head and said, "I woke up from your anger."

Yue Shuwei looked puzzled.

Now that he woke up, Lin Zhi also got up, like a follower, and followed Yue Shuwei to the bathroom.

The bathroom is dual-purpose, and the toilet and washroom inside are blocked by a glass door. Lin Zhi sneaked a glance at Yue Shuwei's lower body beside the sink, feeling even more aggrieved.

Isn't the size there proportional to the height?Yue Shuwei was obviously a centimeter shorter than him, so why was he even bigger than him?

I complained to the system about their unscientific design, and the system replied: "You are in this harmonious world, what's the use of caring about this?"

"This is a man's aura and self-esteem." Lin Zhi complained.

"It's not your real body, so what do you care about? In real life, you are only 1.7 meters eight. According to your height, your aura is determined. How small is your aura?" Gao Da's words were like knives, and Lin Zhi His self-esteem was torn apart.

Lin Zhi became angry with embarrassment: "I want to find your father to complain about you!"

The system has nothing to fear: whatever you want!

The author has something to say: not only cats have bright eyes at night, but also wolves!Aww~