All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

"Do you have eye drops?" Lan Guangxi tilted his head to look at Lin Zhi.

Looking at those beautiful blue eyes, Lin Zhi embraced Lan Guangxi's head, kissed his eyelid resoundingly, and said with a smile, "Of course not!"

"What did you kiss my eyes for? All the saliva got into my eyes!" Lan Guangxi pushed Lin Zhi away and said angrily.

Lin Zhi handed Lan Guangxi a piece of tissue, and while blowing his hair, he said teasingly, "Who told you to look at me with such seductive eyes! Quick, use my Weibo to give that person Send a message to ask him to delete the video, or sue him for violating personal privacy."

Lan Guangxi opened Lin Zhi's Weibo and sent a private message to the original blogger who posted the video, but the other party turned a blind eye to Lan Guangxi's information because of the enthusiastic interaction with other people in the comments.

After Lin Zhi dried Lan Guangxi's hair, the other party remained indifferent.

Weibo even made a headline promotion for this video. It didn't take long before it was retweeted [-] times. Countless people scolded Lin Zhi and guessed Lan Guangxi's identity on Weibo.Occasionally, some relatively fair remarks appeared, but they disappeared in the sharp words in an instant.

"I didn't expect that before leaving the earth, there would be a wave of enthusiasm." Lin Zhi laughed at himself.

Lan Guangxi glanced at Lin Zhi, a light screen popped up in front of him, then tapped his finger in the air, and started talking with someone in Alpha language.

"The Huaguo Weibo of the Milky Way, the Solar System, and the Earth has violated my portrait rights, so deal with it."

After Lan Guangxi finished speaking, he turned off the contact.

"Don't close it, let me touch it."

Lin Zhi was very curious about the light screen that appeared from nowhere. He reached out to touch it, and felt a weak electric current pass through his fingers.

Lin Zhi didn't know which button he pressed, and a video window popped up on the light screen.

The place shown in the video is a lounge as big as a square. There are hundreds of people in it. Some are drinking drinks, some are reading newspapers, and some are playing cards.

The moment the video was connected, all the staff stopped what they were holding, stood up straight, looked directly at the video, and saluted with their right hands on their chests.

For a moment, Lin Zhi was at a loss.

Lin Zhi's current movements are not elegant, he is lying on Lan Guangxi's back, his head resting on Lan Guangxi's shoulder.

The people in the video seemed to be staring at him.

Lin Zhi pushed Lan Guangxi who was arguing with someone on his mobile phone, and said cautiously: "Someone seems to be watching us from the other side."

Lan Guangxi raised his head, glanced at the video, and said blankly to the people behind the video: "The click is wrong." Then he pressed another button as if nothing had happened to turn off the video.

"It doesn't matter just now, right?" Lin Zhi felt that the atmosphere just now was a bit wrong.

"It's okay." Lan Guangxi continued to lower his head and fight with others.He used Lin Zhi's Weibo to clarify the whole matter, and even admitted their relationship as lovers. As a result, more and more people abused Lin Zhi's Weibo.He yelled back at a speed of 0.5 seconds, but he couldn't even yell.

"Don't talk nonsense on my Weibo." Lin Zhi saw that Lan Guangxi's fingers were flying fast, so good that he had multiple images, his speed was comparable to that of a top pianist.

"Don't worry, I'm just reasoning with them. These people are too crazy about me, they are jealous that you are my boyfriend." Lan Guangxi said.

Lin Zhi: ...

Hearing what Lan Guangxi said, Lin Zhi glanced at Weibo and suddenly felt his eyes hurt.

Lin Zhi: Hello everyone, the handsome man in the photo is my lover, he is gentle and considerate.However, on the plane today, because I was in a bad mood, had a bad temper, and said bad words to my lover, which caused a dispute. After being secretly photographed, it attracted attention on Weibo.The video was uploaded on the Internet without permission, which caused a bad influence on us. I also ask the blogger to delete the video, otherwise I will notify the lawyer.

Damn it, Lan Guangxi actually helped him come out on Weibo, and even took the opportunity to praise himself and belittle him.

"Gentle and considerate?" Lin Zhi questioned Lan Guangxi.

"If I'm not gentle and considerate, that plane will never land." Lan Guangxi glanced at Lin Zhi and sneered.

Lin Zhi: ...

Looking at Weibo, those words such as "glass", "dead homosexuality" and "rabbit", Lin Zhi felt that fate was playing tricks on people, and couldn't help but said: "I have hidden my sexuality for 24 years. At that time, it was known by everyone."

"One day sooner or one day later, it doesn't matter, everyone will know when we go to Alpha Galaxy." Lan Guangxi said.

I didn't expect Lan Guangxi to admit the relationship between the two so generously. All Lin Zhi's frustration was swept away, and he pretended to worry: "You are a big star, will your manager allow it? Did it affect it?"

"You said you were worried, and you laughed all the way to your ears! Who was it that forced me to admit my identity?" Lan Guangxi sneered, and went to pinch Lin Zhi's face.

Lan Guangxi never knew how to show pity for others, he always squeezed Lin Zhi's face with strength, even the flesh of an apple could be crushed.Lin Zhi hurriedly dodged, and while the two were fighting, Lan Guangxi pressed Lin Zhi on the bed with one hand and turned on the light screen.

Lin Zhi pressed his face against the quilt, looked at the light screen and asked, "What's wrong?"

"The matter is settled, this is Weibo's compensation." Lan Guangxi said, let go of his hand to look at Weibo.

Lin Zhi also leaned over, and the two found that the video on the airport had been deleted, and all the screenshots related to Lan Guangxi had turned into white invalid pictures.

After counting the compensation, Lin Zhi gasped: "So much?" At this price, Weibo is not worth so much money.

"This is Renminbi, converted into Universal Federation Currency, it's so-so." Lan Guangxi said indifferently.

"Lord, give me half, and I'm also one of the leading actors." Lin Zhi crossed his legs.

Lan Guangxi refused: "You thought it was shameful for me to ask for portrait copyright fees on the plane before, don't even think about it! This is not enough for me to fly over to find you."

"Did I ask you to come here?" Lin Zhi acted shamelessly, pressing on Lan Guangxi's body, and asked, "Where is that board? My spirit was severely stimulated, and only this huge amount of compensation can do it." Heal the wound."

Lan Guangxi held Lin Zhi down, and when Lin Zhi was unprepared, he lightly kissed Lin Zhi's left cheek, and said, "Mental damage fee."

"Do you want to pay off the dozens of zeros for spiritual compensation with just one kiss?" Lin Zhi was elated for Lan Guangxi's proactive kiss, but he couldn't bear to give up the compensation.

"You really want money." Lan Guangxi glared at Lin Zhi, leaned over and kissed him on the right cheek again.

Lin Zhi raised his chin and pouted at Lan Guangxi: "I want people and money."

Lan Guangxi reached out and pinched Lin Zhi's upper and lower lips, and said bluntly: "People on earth, don't be so ambitious!"

"Uh-uh-"

Lin Zhi struggled hard, but every time he broke free, Lan Guangxi unceremoniously pinched him up.At the end of the fight, seeing Lin Zhi's red and swollen lips, Lan Guangxi laughed and said, "Duck mouth."

Touching the slightly swollen mouth, Lin Zhi panted and said viciously to Lan Guangxi: "I will make you pay the price."

"I'll wait." Lan Guangxi didn't care about Lin Zhi's threats at all, he lay down again, and continued to browse Weibo with his mobile phone.

Because of the passage that Lan Guangxi faked Lin Zhifa, the comments on Lin Zhi's Weibo now seem to be experiencing the third world war, and the smoke is billowing, which is horrible.

However, among these comments, a very garish comment appeared.

"I know the two people in the photo. Lin Zhi has a good temper and a pure nature, but the person in the photo has a bad personality, a bad temper, and a lot of bad deeds. He used various means to coerce Lin Zhi to be with him. And what happened just now The microblog was definitely not made by Lin Zhi, whoever made a statement would demean himself like this. When you see someone on this microblog, don’t be too rampant, the world doesn’t just revolve around you.”

"They have lost money, and the video has been deleted, so don't worry about Weibo." Seeing Lan Guangxi's face turned livid, Lin Zhi comforted him.

"Do you know this person?" Lan Guangxi asked Lin Zhi, pointing to the person who posted this Weibo.

The name of the Weibo owner is Drifting with the Wind, and his profile picture is a back view with long black hair.

A figure suddenly appeared in Lin Zhi's mind. The man was wearing a black suit, had long black hair like tentacles, and was always smiling.

Gone boss!

Lin Zhi looked at the content of the comment and asked in confusion: "I don't know, what's the matter, passers-by are not allowed to say a word of justice?"

"What are you pretending to be? Who did you sign that contract with? I know this octopus's hair even when it turned into ashes." Lan Guangxi gave Lin Zhi a cold look, opened the window and said to Lin Zhi, "I'll go out for a while. "

"Where are you going in the middle of the night?" Lin Zhi pulled Lan Guangxi back.

"Come back soon, you go and cook me a supper, I'm hungry." After Lan Guangxi finished speaking, he jumped from the window on the 20th floor.

"What do you want to eat?" Lin Zhi leaned out the window and shouted.

"Steamed eggs with meatballs." Three words came from downstairs.

Lin Zhi sighed and got up to make supper for Lan Guangxi.Fortunately, the meat was still frozen in the refrigerator. Lin Zhi shredded it with his hands, mixed it with flour, added cooking wine, soy sauce, green onion, ginger and garlic, and kneaded it into small balls.

"I also want to eat steamed eggs with meatballs." Qi Xing suddenly appeared at the door of the kitchen, looking at Lin Zhidao.

"Not asleep yet?" Lin Zhi turned his head, looked at the sleepy Qi Xing and asked.

"You guys are too loud, I can't sleep. What happened to your mouth?" Qi Xing was curious.

"Your brother bit it." Lin Zhi said meaningfully, licking his red and swollen lower lip.

Strange Star: ...

Knead the meatballs well, beat the eggs, separate the egg liquid, put the meatballs into the egg liquid, and steam in a pan.

When Lan Guangxi came back, the sleeve of his right shirt seemed to be burned by something and disappeared.

"What did you do, are you okay?" Lin Zhi asked worriedly.

"That octopus ran away, so it's fate." Lan Guangxi took the steamed egg with meatballs from Lin Zhi, glanced at Qi Xing who was waiting aside with empty bowls and chopsticks, and asked, "What are you doing here?" What?"

"Brother Xiao Lin said, if you have leftovers, give them to me." Qi Xing said honestly.

"Don't wait, there is nothing left." Lan Guangxi said cruelly.

"It's a big pot, you're so stingy! Little Xing won't eat until you're full, how sensible." Lin Zhi took Qi Xing's empty bowl and filled it up, and handed it to Qi Xing.

Qi Xing didn't dare to take it, and looked at Lan Guangxi eagerly.

Lan Guangxi glanced at Qi Xing, then reluctantly nodded, Qi Xing was overjoyed, and happily brought the bowl into the room.

Early the next morning, Lan Guangxi was called by Lin Zhi to repair the windows, Qi Xing was sent out to purchase goods, and Lin Zhi called Cao Wen to resign.

"I may have to leave the earth, and I won't be able to continue working in Chao Neng in the future." Lin Zhi suppressed his excitement and tried not to speak so complacently.

"I saw that video online." Cao Wen was in a complicated mood.

"Dreams come true, congratulations." Lin Zhi said with a smile.

"Well, with that person by your side, it shouldn't be a big problem." Cao Wen thought for a while and said.

"By the way, there is one thing I want to ask you. I want to entrust you with the house and the supermarket. Except for the master bedroom, you can use the rest of the room as you like. The profit from the supermarket will give you [-]% of the profit every year. How about it? " Lin Zhi said.

"Not so good." Cao Wen didn't want to be troublesome.How much money does Lin Zhi's small supermarket make a year?

Lin Zhi thought for a while and proposed another condition: "Then I'll send you a photo of Lan Guangxi."

After repairing the window, Lan Guangxi was packing Lin Zhi's luggage, when he suddenly heard Lin Zhi say that he was a condition, he walked over, answered the phone, said something to Cao Wen in the language of Alpha Galaxy, and hung up the phone.

Cao Wen was very satisfied with the conditions given by Lan Guangxi.This person is so generous and easy to talk, it is really different from the rumors, is it because of Lin Zhi?

"What did you say?" Lin Zhi asked.He didn't quite understand what Lan Guangxi said just now.

Lan Guangxi did not answer this question, but instead urged Lin Zhi, saying: "Everything is packed, what else needs to be taken away, think quickly, don't leave behind the valuable things you have hidden. Seven o'clock in the evening , the spaceship took off, and I won’t come back to get you things.”

"And my safe." After Lan Guangxi reminded him, Lin Zhi was shocked.

That night, before seven o'clock, Qi Xing drove Lin Zhi's luggage to the moon in a spaceship.

"Is it too much?" Lin Zhi was a little embarrassed.He asked Qixing to buy too many things. Considering that the RMB would depreciate after going to the Alpha galaxy, he wished he could spend all the RMB.

"It's okay, I can pretend." Lan Guangxi said indifferently.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Lin Zhi and Lan Guangxi boarded the spaceship on time.

"Mom, look, there's a UFO!" The moment the spaceship lifted off, a kid yelled excitedly as he passed by a high-rise resident.

Seeing the earth slowly moving away, Lin Zhi had a special feeling in his heart that the Alpha galaxy is so far away, it may take a long time for him to come back.

Going around the back of the moon, Lin Zhi saw a spaceship bigger than an island. From a distance, the super airship cast a huge shadow on the moon.

That night, there was an eclipse of the moon without warning on the earth, and cosmic scientists tried to explain this weird phenomenon.

The author has something to say: In the future, it will be updated from 01:30 pm to [-]:[-], and the rest of the time will be revised.