All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

After buying the red wine, the two went to the fresh food section again. Lan Guangxi picked and bought steak, seafood and some side dishes.

After shopping, the two walked to the cash register window to check out.

"A total of 6892, which gentleman pays?" After the cashier girl scanned it, she looked at the two of them.

Lin Zhi glanced at Lan Guangxi, stood up very gentlemanly and said, "Me."

"Card or cash?" The cashier girl looked at Lin Zhi with a smile.

Lin Zhi took out a shopping card, held it between his index finger and middle finger, and said two words generously: "Swipe the card."

"Okay, thank you for your patronage." The cashier girl took Lin Zhi's shopping and swiped it neatly on the credit card machine.

Seeing that Lin Zhi was twisting something and was about to leave, Lan Guangxi reminded the cashier girl: "The red wine is not brushed."

"Mr. Lin is our most honored guest here, and this bottle of red wine is given away for free." The cashier girl opened her eyes without changing her face and said nonsense.

Under the eyes of the cashier girl, Lin Zhi seemed to have become a very important person.

Lan Guangxi looked at Lin Zhi suspiciously.

Lin Zhi smiled modestly: "I once helped this supermarket a little."

The cashier girl tidied up the things neatly, handed them over with both hands, and said respectfully, "Welcome to come again next time!" From the beginning to the end, she treated Lin Zhi like an ordinary customer, without any hypocrisy.

Lin Zhi was very satisfied with the cleverness of the cashier girl, and gave him an approving look.

Cashier girl: Boss, I'm so sensible, remember to promote me as a supervisor later! !

When the two left the supermarket, Lan Guangxi asked, "Why do you have to pay when you buy things in your own supermarket?"

Lin Zhi, who was slapped in the face for pretending to be aggressive, felt a little embarrassed just now, and asked, "How do you know this is my supermarket?"

"The sign says 'Linzhi Supermarket, big bargain in autumn'." Lan Guangxi pointed to the big red banner fluttering in the wind at the entrance of the supermarket, and said.

"You speak so fluently. I didn't expect you to know Chinese characters. You've only been on Earth for two days. It's amazing!" Lin Zhi looked at Lan Guangxi with admiration, and took the opportunity to change the subject.

"When you come to any strange place, you must do your homework. You must understand the local language, economic and military situation, and military strength..." Lan Guangxi was successfully diverted from the subject and taught Lin Zhi a lesson on the road.

Lin Zhi nodded receptively.

At noon, Lan Guangxi fried two side dishes, and the two had a pleasant lunch.After eating, Lan Guangxi took Lin Zhi's computer to surf the Internet. Seeing that Lin Zhi was drowsy, he reluctantly allowed him to take a nap on the bed.

Looking at Lin Zhi who was stripped down to only a pair of underwear, crawling under the quilt and making waves at any time, Lan Guangxi warned: "Don't do strange things on the bed,"

Strange thing?Lin Zhi smiled, lying where Lan Guangxi slept yesterday, and said meaningfully: "The bed is for sleeping, what strange things can you do? If you are worried, you can sleep with me and come to supervise I."

Lan Guangxi ignored Lin Zhi's low-level provocative methods, and said coldly, "You'd better just sleep, otherwise I'll throw you and your bed through the window."

Facing this threat, Lin Zhi was unmoved, and instead pointed to the photo of Lan Guangxi on the bedside and said wildly: "Your photo has been posted here for three months, do you think I have used it to do strange things?"

Hearing Lin Zhi's shameless words, Lan Guangxi glanced at the photo. The lips in the photo were all faded and white. He lightly repeated Lin Zhi's words just now: "Three months?"

Lin Zhi saw that Lan Guangxi not only did not become angry from embarrassment, but was so calm on the contrary, he was vigilant in his heart, and said firmly: "So what, I have done what should be done and what should not be done."

"You did something you shouldn't do." Lan Guangxi sneered and took out a calculator.

"Zero, three times three zero times two three thousand zero times three zero zero, equals—"

With the sound of the computer mechanical girl, Lan Guangxi crackled on the computer for a while, and handed the final result to Lin Zhi.

Because the number is too large, the computer cannot display the specific value, so it uses scientific notation to display 6.21E9. Lin Zhi couldn't understand it, so he asked Lan Guangxi, "What is this?"

"This photo has expired for half a year. Let me be generous. You only posted it for three months. 100 million. This is the fine amount converted into RMB." Lan Guangxi sat by the bed and looked at Lin Zhi, It was rare to show a bright smile and said, "Pay the price for your little thoughts."

Lin Zhi was shocked when he heard this: "You are blackmailing!"

"Whether I have blackmailed you or not, you know it in your heart." Lan Guangxi smiled and said, "You should think about it while you are sleeping, how to collect money to pay this fine."

Hearing this, Lin Zhi's heart wished to bleed.When Cao Wen gave him this photo before, he mentioned to him that the photo was expired and fined.But as long as it is kept a little secret, the people will not prosecute this kind of thing, who knows that one day the righteous master will appear!

"You don't even have that much money if you sell me. Besides, this is a matter for you aliens, and the earth doesn't care about it. American laws don't work in China." Lin Zhi was about to renege on his debt.

"The earth is actively exploring alien galaxies. The current policy towards aliens is to respect and recognize the laws of each galaxies, and have friendly exchanges with each galaxies. If you commit a crime, the space agency will turn you over to the interstellar court. Or do you think you have something? The special thing is that the space agency will fight aliens for you?" "Lan Guangxi raised his eyebrows.

Lin Zhi shook his head, as an ordinary earthling, he has self-knowledge.For the sake of the overall situation, this is Huaguo's rule of thumb.

"Who made such a harsh law?" Lin Zhi was indignant, desperate for money.

"It's me." Lan Guangxi said without hesitation, proudly: "In this universe, anyone other than me who uses pictures, videos and videos related to my portrait must pay copyright fees. Copyrights have a time limit Yes, of course you will have to pay a fine if you overdue.”

"Aren't you the most caring star in the universe? I'm your loyal fan, how can you bear to let me go to the cell." Lin Zhi stretched out his bare arm, grabbed Lan Guangxi's finger,

"As a fan, the first principle of supporting an idol is to spend money to pay for the original version. You are also a star on earth, so you must understand what I say. You say you like it, but you don't take any action. You are the one who is talking about it for nothing." Lan Guangxi withdrew his finger from Lin Zhi's hand, and said righteously.

Faced with Lan Guangxi's accusation, Lin Zhi was aggrieved: "At the beginning, this photo was going to be thrown into the trash because it expired. How could I have the heart to let this photo go to such a dirty and filthy place, so I secretly wanted it back for my own collection. If you don’t support what you want, I’m willing to do anything you ask me to do!”

"I doubt your sincerity." Lan Guangxi looked at Lin Zhi with his eyes.

"I suffered from lovesickness because of you, and my life is gone. You still doubt my sincerity?" Faced with Lan Guangxi's doubts, Lin Zhi sat up from the bed, revealing his naked upper body, and pressed Lan Guangxi's hand On his bare chest, he said excitedly, "My heart beats for you."

"If you want me to trust you, unless you promise to do three things. First, from now on, you are not allowed to hide anything from me. Second, you are not allowed to have objections to my proposal. Third, I let you You are not allowed to refuse what you do." Lan Guangxi looked directly at Lin Zhi and said seriously.

Lin Zhi nodded without thinking about it, and assured Lan Guangxi: "We people on Earth are all very religious. From now on, you are my belief. As a believer, I have no second thoughts about you."

"Okay, then you put on your clothes first, and then take a nap." Lan Guangxi said.

"Why? The doctor said that sleeping naked is good for your health." Lin Zhi was not happy.This is the quilt that Lan Guangxi slept in last night. Not wearing clothes is equivalent to sleeping in the same quilt with Lan Guangxi indirectly.

"Did you ignore what I just said?" Lan Guangxi looked slightly annoyed.

Lin Zhi curled his lips, muttered, "Just wear it", then looked around, and said to Lan Guangxi, "Pass me the pajamas in the closet."

Lan Guangxi randomly found a set in the closet, threw it to Lin Zhi, and stood aside to supervise him to change clothes.

Lin Zhimo put it on slowly, then lay on the bed, looked at Lan Guangxi with a pair of big eyes: "Is there any order?"

Lan Guangxi looked at the time and said, "Dinner starts at five o'clock, you must get up before 04:30, and you are not allowed to stay in bed."

"I promise I won't stay in bed." Lin Zhi nodded, this matter is very easy, and he closed his eyes obediently after speaking.

Lan Guangxi stood by the bedside and looked at Lin Zhi for a while, and heard Lin Zhi breathing slowly and evenly, then closed the door lightly and left.

Lin Zhi slept very comfortably this time, maybe because the person he likes is right in front of him, the "lovesickness" has recovered, the quality of sleep has improved a lot, and when the alarm clock rang, he got up.

Looking at the photo on the bedside, Lin Zhi smiled and said to himself: "If I really go to jail, will you give me prison food?"

After leaving the room, Lin Zhi saw Lan Guangxi in the kitchen, frying steak and talking to people with a light screen floating in the air.

Lan Guangxi spoke the language of the Alpha Galaxy. When Lin Zhi walked into the kitchen, Lan Guangxi didn't mind Lin Zhi listening.

Lin Zhi guessed that Lan Guangxi probably thought he didn't understand, so he pushed the boat along, pretended not to understand, and stood in the pot to watch Lan Guangxi cook.

The steak in the pan was fried to make a "sizzling" sound, mixed with the smell of wine, exuding a tempting aroma.

Lin Zhi looked at the steak in the pot, and listened carefully to Lan Guangxi's words.

He can only understand a rough idea of ​​the language of the Alpha galaxy.

"I found someone, and I've been discharged from the hospital..." Lan Guangxi said, seeing Lin Zhi staring at the steak eagerly, he gave Lin Zhi a contemptuous look, and then cut off the protruding corners of the steak with a knife and shovel , put it in a bowl for Lin Zhi to eat first.

"Men on earth are strictly wives, and he obeys me..."

Lin Zhi was eating steak, when he heard this sentence suddenly, his head was full of question marks: My wife is strict, is it me?

The author has something to say: Anything that needs to be guaranteed is something that cannot be done.

This is the first update, and the second update is relatively late. I will definitely watch it when I get up tomorrow~