All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

With the light of lightning, Lin Zhi saw that this person was tall and tall, with long waist-length hair hanging down, half covering his face, so he couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman.

"Wake up." It was a man's voice, cold and clean, inexplicably nice in the dark night.

Lin Zhi turned around, got off the bed, and said in a trembling voice, "I won't turn on the light, whatever the hero needs, just take it."

"Heh - before you say that, put down the iron rod behind you." The man said contemptuously.

Lin Zhi turned over and got out of bed just now, and took out an iron rod for self-defense from under the bed. He wanted to show weakness first, take the opportunity to confuse the enemy, and then take advantage of his unpreparedness and hit him with a stick.He was very cautious in his actions just now, why was he discovered?

Lin Zhi was secretly startled by this person's power of observation. He knew that it was useless to hide, and he didn't know whether the other party had a weapon. It’s three 999’s with 20 cash in it.”

The man sat down on the bed, stared at Lin Zhi and said, "I'm not short of money."

Don't want money, is it fatal?Lin Zhi was shocked. Although he had a feud with many people, they were all petty grudges, not worth buying - murderous people!

"Can you tell me what it is for, so that I will be a sensible ghost even if I die." Lin Zhi said.Only when you know the reason for seeking revenge can you find a way to get out.

"Think about the bad things you have done recently." The man's tone was bad, and he tried his best to suppress his anger.

Lin Zhi recalled that recently, his personal relationship was simple and he had no new enemies, so he said, "I can't remember, please tell me clearly."

"It's because you have done too many bad things, so you can't remember?" The man sneered, got up from the bed, and turned on the light.

Lin Zhi quickly covered his eyes and shouted loudly: "Turn off the light, I won't look at it. If you know what you look like, you will definitely kill someone to silence it."

Hearing this, the man gritted his teeth and said, "Don't regret it."

"What regrets do you have, you are not as beautiful as a fairy—" Lin Zhi peeked through his fingers while talking, and after seeing the man's face clearly, Lin Zhi shouted "Oh my God!" , the whole person was so frightened that he wished he could fly out of his wits.

Seeing Lin Zhi's stupefied look, the man was rather proud.

Lin Zhi turned around dumbly, found out his mobile phone and called Cao Wen: "Hey, Cao Wen, I have something to tell you."

"Big brother, can't you check the time on the phone? If you have something to say, hurry up." Cao Wen said impatiently.

"My time-traveling sequelae happened again." Lin Zhi said blankly.

"What's the matter, didn't you feel fine when you were discharged from the hospital today?" Cao Wen asked.

Lin Zhi glanced at someone who was taking off his shirt, sucked the nosebleed, and said in a low voice, "I seem to have seen Yuan Zhen come to my house and she is taking off her clothes."

"Come to your house, this is not what you want? He is undressing, why don't you jump on him, why call me? Go, lest Chun Meng wake up and blame me for wasting your time." Cao Wen said angrily hang up the phone.

Lin Zhi put down the phone, walked quietly behind the man, and reached out to touch his waist.However, the man seemed to have eyes behind him, before he could turn around, he easily grabbed the pig's hand, twisted and threw Lin Zhi onto the bed.

"This is in my dream. What right do you have to be arrogant? I order you to take off your pants and crawl over." Lin Zhi said angrily, rubbing his sore arm that was pinched by the man.

The man dug out a set of pajamas from Lin Zhi's closet, looked at Lin Zhi and said, "My name is Lan Guangxi, and I'm the one on your bedside sticker. Go take a shower first, and I hope you're fully awake when you come back. "

"If you're still confused, I'll help you wake up." Lan Guangxi left this threatening sentence, walked out of Lin Zhi's room, and went to the bathroom like the master.

"Lan, Guang, Xi", Lin Zhi said the name silently, looked at the photo on the bedside, patted his face, and then picked up the shirt that Lan Guangxi threw on the ground.

When Lan Guangxi came, it rained a lot, and his entire shirt was soaked.

He had planned to go to the planet of Mien before, and then smuggled to find this person, but he didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, the person came before his eyes, and he took a bath in his house naked.Is it the dead father, bless him in heaven?

Lin Zhi walked back and forth excitedly in the room, finally took out a pair of clean underwear from the closet, walked outside the bathroom, knocked on the door, and shouted kindly to the person inside: "I brought clean underwear for you. underwear."

The door opened a crack, a hand stretched out, took the underwear and quickly closed the door, not giving Lin Zhi any chance to peep.

A big man, what are you afraid of.Lin Zhi made a "cut", and then said wretchedly: "This is my latest underwear, but I still wear it once, I hope you don't mind."

There was no response from the room. After a while, Lan Guangxi put on his pajamas and came out with wet long hair. Seeing Lin Zhi standing aside with a smile, he said indifferently, "Don't challenge my patience."

"I know you're impatient. You can take a shower and wash your hair in less than 5 minutes. Let me tell you, your hair is so long, it's not easy to dry it at night. I'll blow it for you." Lin Zhi brought a hair dryer, Courtesy said.

Lan Guangxi stroked his hair, glanced at Lin Zhi who was full of flattery, and sat down on the sofa in the living room.

Lin Zhi also thoughtfully put a plate of small kumquats in front of Lan Guangxi, and then obediently stood beside him, holding a lock of long hair in one hand and a hair dryer in the other, and slowly blowing it up.

Lan Guangxi's hair is curly and long. I guess I didn't use conditioner when I washed it. After washing, there are a lot of knots.The hair was not combed, and once dried, it became a mess and tangled even more.

Ban Jiangse: "Wait for me for a while." Lin Zhi ran to the bathroom to get a comb, then pressed Lan Guangxi's head with one hand, and combed it down from the top of his head with the other.

This is a domineering comb. Those who obey me prosper, and those who oppose me perish. Lin Zhi combs off all the hair that disobeys me.

Lan Guangxi was shaken by Lin Zhi, and the orange in his hand was squeezed into juice in an instant. He wrinkled his head and said angrily: "Be gentle, the scalp will be ripped off."

"You're too knotty, why don't I use this?" Lin Zhi took out a pair of red scissors from the coffee table, handed them to Lan Guangxi, and tentatively "clicked and clicked".

Lan Guangxi stared at Lin Zhi, and spat out two words viciously: "How dare you!"

"Then I can't help it. You can only feel the pain. I'll try to be as light as possible." Lin Zhi didn't care, since it wasn't him who was in pain anyway.

For Lan Guangxi's hair, the two tossed and tossed until the middle of the night, and in the end it was Lin Zhi who quietly trimmed a little with scissors before straightening out his hair.After blow-drying, looking at the golden curly hair that was as smooth as a waterfall, passing through his fingers, Lin Zhi felt the smooth touch of silk as mentioned in the shampoo commercials on TV.

It really deserves to be the hair that can bankrupt a big company's endorsement!

"Touching again will be in vain." Lan Guangxi slapped the salty pig's hand that was pinching his head endlessly.

Lin Zhi reluctantly moved his hands away from Lan Guangxi's head, looked greedily at the extremely familiar face, and asked with a smile, "Why did you appear in my house?"

"You think I'm willing to come?" Lan Guangxi gave Lin Zhi a look of "don't pretend to be sentimental".

"You are the hottest star in the universe. If you don't come, who else can force you?" Lin Zhi was quite surprised, and went to pinch Lan Guangxi's shoulder like a dog.

Lan Guangxi was very pleased with Lin Zhi's flattery, his complexion softened a little compared to when he combed his hair, and said: "Because you love me, you are addicted to the virtual world and have stayed in it for 300 years. This matter, the whole super power Everyone knows about it in film and television, and it has also spread in the universe entertainment circle. You come out of the virtual world, you have to live and die all day long, as an idol, I think I should care about my fans, so I came to visit."

Lin Zhi:? ? ?

Seeing Lan Guangxi's proud expression waiting for praise, Lin Zhi cooperated very much, and was immediately moved to tears: "You are really the most caring idol in the universe, you deserve to be popular all over the universe."

"It's good that you know." Seeing that Lin Zhi knew the good and the bad, Lan Guangxi nodded in satisfaction, and continued: "When I found out about this, I felt that I had a certain responsibility, so I immediately pushed back all the announcements, and hurriedly sent the letter from Alpha. The galaxies rushed over. Your Milky Way is too backward, there is no jump space station, I traveled to more than a dozen galaxies, and traveled a long distance for a month before I rushed over."

Hearing these words, Lin Zhi was so moved that he threw himself into Lan Guangxi's arms, desperately rubbing his face against his chest, and said pitifully, "To see you, I will be satisfied in this life."

Lan Guangxi pushed away Lin Zhi whose legs were about to wrap around his waist, and said seriously: "It's a pity, you let me down so much."

When Lin Zhi heard this, he was wronged and shouted, "What's wrong with me?"

Lan Guangxi appeared on the stage like a ghost threatening his life, which frightened him a lot. Not only was he tolerant and didn't mind, he also graciously helped with clothes, blow-dried his hair, pinched his shoulders, and served Lan Guangxi like an uncle. Now Is there any reason to be disappointed in him?

Lan Guangxi gave Lin Zhi a disheartened look, and said coldly: "Mian Galaxy has a problem with me, you not only took pornographic photos for their film and television company, but also joined their planet. "

How did Lan Guangxi know about this?Lin Zhi looked at Lan Guangxi suspiciously.Although I have already verbally agreed, but I haven't thought of resigning from Chao Neng yet. How did the news get out?

"I've seen the photo and the contract on your pillow." Lan Guangxi gave Lin Zhi a look of "don't try to deny it".

Lin Zhi breathed a sigh of relief quietly, it turned out that he knew this way.The contract has not been signed, so there is still room for reversal.

Lin Zhi went to the room and took the album and the contract in front of Lan Guangxi, looked at Lan Guangxi, and said with a hurt expression: "I like you so much, why would I go to a company you hate? As for the photobook, it is When the company asked me to make a movie, I was secretly filmed by people from the planet Mien. I am a person on earth, how can I know what happened to other planets? I am such an innocent person, and I turned into a porn star overnight. I, I don’t even have the face to go out and meet people anymore.”

Lin Zhi spoke for a long time pitifully, then took a peek at Lan Guangxi, and continued to be wronged: "Boss Piao, he looks very powerful, and he has a lot of background. I rejected him early in the morning, and he insisted on accepting him." The contract was given to me, and I had to think about it carefully. If you didn't come, I might be taken to the Mien galaxy by him. I, I can't imagine what I will face at that time,—"

"Is this really the case?" Lan Guangxi's face turned ashen.

Lin Zhi nodded, crumpled the contract into a ball in front of Lan Guangxi, and threw it into the trash bin together with the photo album to show his innocence.

"Don't worry, I will never let anyone take you to Planet Mien!" Lan Guangxi said angrily.

Lin Zhi looked at Lan Guangxi affectionately, and said softly, "I believe in you."

Boss Piao, don't blame me, who told your people to secretly take pictures of me, and we will not owe each other in the future.

As for the reason why Lan Guangxi came here, Lin Zhi pursed his lips and snickered, how could he believe such a lame excuse?