The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

"This time, I will definitely not use the pajama closet."

"..."

Look, what are these words?Nakahara Chuya was originally happy that the 18-year-old Osamu Dazai had grown up. After all, he would not be as annoying as before when he was two years older.Well, sure enough, Dazai has really changed, this guy has become even more annoying!

"Then you can sleep on the floor, who begged you?"

Look, this is the attitude a queen should have!

Nakahara Chuya: Please remove the word "female".

"Fine, I don't mind sleeping on the floor together." However, Osamu Dazai can always find a way to deal with it.

"Get out!" Zhong Yuanzhong also folded his arms and rolled his eyes, but he couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips: "Hey, you, why are you here again? Since you came to our place... that is Said that our Dazai Osamu went to your place?"

"He seems to be very important to you? You are caring about him again." Osamu Dazai smiled angrily, and there seemed to be a trace of jealousy in the exposed eyes. That's right, this kid is already 18 years old.

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't even know whether the child's change could be called mature or naive.

"Hey! Are you bored? Listen, I heard that you have been there for two years... Hey! You, what are you doing so close?!"

Nakahara asked, but he didn't want to, Dazai took a step closer and looked down at him. At this time, their sleeves even collided, and there was no distance between them.

Ben looked up at Osamu Dazai's eyes, but Nakahara actually felt that there was light in the child's eyes, like a flame, and he couldn't look directly at them.So he lowered his head, he didn't know where the heat rose from his cheeks, and he turned red.He wanted to step back, but Osamu Dazai grabbed both wrists again, and the moment the two touched, Nakahara seemed to lose his ability to move.

"You ask me how I got here?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and replied:

"Thinking of you~"

Gojo Satoru said that when the time gap opens, you will go wherever you want to go.

And the 18-year-old Osamu Dazai was thinking of the 22-year-old Chuya Nakahara.

"..."

Nakahara Chuya yelled "Huh?!" out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Atsushi Nakajima who had been neglected all this time, and just wanted to turn his head and ask Atsushi Nakajima to intervene, but Atsushi Nakajima turned into a tiger very wisely. Running away, the speed is comparable to that of tigers.

The last savior left, Nakahara Nakaya swallowed his saliva and felt it was dangerous, why did he really seem like food in front of this 18-year-old Osamu Dazai?

"Thinking of you, I'm here~"

Osamu Dazai added a new sentence, as if he was afraid that Nakahara Chu didn't understand.

"No, you don't need to repeat, I can understand you! 』

Zhong Yuanzhong also confirmed that he understood, but he really didn't understand.

So he asked:

"What do you want me for? Why? You hate me so much! You think about how to play me all the time?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also understood this matter in this way, so he was a little disappointed.

"Nakahara Chuya, are you a ghost?Isn't that great?You hate him too! 』

"It doesn't matter what you think, Chuya." Osamu Dazai bent his neck, and he put his face close to Chuya Nakahara's eyebrows, as if he was not afraid of being beaten suddenly: "I never ask what I want, I'm just letting you know that I'm never leaving."

What kind of overbearing president's earthy remarks are these?

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt strange in his eyes, and he asked with a blank face: "Then where are you going if you don't leave? You won't go back to your own world?"

"The person I want to die at this moment is not the same in any world?" Osamu Dazai said, "Now, please Chuya, take me home."

18-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

The 18-year-old Nakahara has indeed grown taller, but in the hands of Osamu Dazai, who is 1.8 meters tall, his figure is still like a lamb.

The toes reluctantly tapped the ground, and Zhongyuan Zhongye had experienced the taste of the air above 1.6 meters.

"Martyrdom, love?"

Hearing Dazai Osamu's words, he even forgot to break free from Dazai Osamu's grasp.What did Osamu Dazai just say?This guy wants him to die for love?Zhongyuan Zhong didn't understand, what do these two words mean?

"That's right! It's love sacrifice~ I've survived until now, so it's because I died love with you, Xiao Zhongye!"

Chuya Nakahara looked like a doll in the hands of Osamu Dazai, even like a doll that had just been caught from a crane machine, while Osamu Dazai was full of joy of success, as if he was showing off his spoils.

To whom to show off?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Nakahara Chuya asked Akutagawa Ryunosuke for help from the corner of his eye, but who would have thought that Akutagawa Ryunosuke seemed to have suffered a heavy blow, and finally woke up from the question "How did Mr. Dazai become like this?" He needs to get a good night's sleep to escape from the scene. After waking up, Mr. Dazai will still be that good senior!

"Good boy, abandon the general and escape!" 』

Nakahara Chuya cursed in his heart, and suddenly, his body was shaken vigorously, only to hear Dazai Osamu say: "You are distracted, Chuya. It seems that my confession is not touching enough, so I will say it again! Chuya , I want to die with you!"

How much he wished he had a dictionary handy at this moment?Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to carefully investigate the meaning of the word "sacrifice for love".

But he didn't.

He can only ask himself:

First of all, he must have a relationship with Osamu Dazai, right?

No wonder, they only have hatred!

Secondly... martyrdom?He doesn't want to die!

Besides, even if they die, it can only be sacrifice and revenge!

"I don't want it! Die for love, die for... die for love?! You're out of your mind, old mackerel!"

"I'm not joking, what I said is sincere, Nakaya." Dazai Osamu suddenly became serious while talking, he lowered his head and stared at Nakahara Chuya's blue eyes, as if jumping into the sea and drowning, full of joy: "Although we have only been there for two days, I have already figured it out enough, let's die for love!"

"..."

"..."

Nakahara was silent for a moment, his blank eyes suddenly burst into anger, kicked Osamu Dazai away with a kick, his face was very hot, he seemed to have a fever.

"I, let me tell you, you... you, don't play tricks on me! I'm 18 years old! I can kill you with one punch!" Nakahara Zhong also raised his hand to wipe his cheek, and then stood up straight again He raised his head and changed the subject: "Hey, you, why are you back again? Has our Dazai Osamu gone to your world again?"

"Ha~ Xiaozhong cares about him so much, I'm going to be jealous!" But Osamu Dazai still posted it like noodles: "I don't know where he went, but I know how I got here~"

"Then, then how did you come here?" Nakahara Nakaya forced himself not to look at Osamu Dazai, he asked.

"Thinking of you, I've been thinking about Xiao Zhongya, and then I came~"

"……Go to hell you!"

"Take me home, Xiao Zhongya, take me home quickly. You are my dog, Chuya, you can't refuse me." Osamu Dazai bent down and rubbed on Zhongya Nakahara, but turned cold again Face said: "Otherwise, I will be angry."

"..."

"I'm kidding, Xiaozhongya, don't be afraid. Let's go home." Osamu Dazai was not joking. Although the 22-year-old is shining like the sun, he is also creating shadows.

Central Plains was also a little inexplicably panicked, but nodded involuntarily.

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

Chuya Nakahara took this "child" Osamu Dazai to visit the Armed Detective Agency again, and he informed everyone that the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai probably traveled through time again, and he will know when Gojo Satoru comes back and asks.

but……

"Ah, he hasn't finished deducting the money yet, cute and handsome Mr. Hat." Edogawa Ranpo also came to follow suit.

"Then what should I do? Shall I help him pay back the money?"

What Zhongyuan Zhongye reported here is the thought of losing money and avoiding disaster.

"You're still one of us, but there's a bond of prostitution." Yosano Akiko chimed in.

"It's okay, I left your phone number, and I will notify you if there is a mission. You and Dazai will repay the money owed by you for the time being."

"boom!"

Before Kunikida Doppo finished speaking, Nakahara Nakahara slammed the door hard.

"You owe them money?"

The 18-year-old Osamu Dazai seems to have forgotten what he did when he was 16 years old.

"It's not because of you!"

"boom!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also roared, and the door behind him fell to the ground with a "bang" and smashed in two.

Then I heard Atsushi Nakajima say: "Mr. Nakaya, I'm so sorry, that door is too old to withstand falling."

"Billing, Zhongyuan Chu also owes a door panel, which is a very old thing and very expensive." Kunikida Dopō muttered to himself in a small notebook, full of profiteers.

"Don't you need to ask our Mr. Dazai for instructions?" Atsushi Nakajima felt that this was not good.

"Hey--"

"Hey."

However, just when Nakahara Chuya was about to have a theory with Kunikida, he was suddenly hooked by Osamu Dazai.Looking up, I saw that the 18-year-old who had just transformed was smiling indifferently, and said to Atsushi Nakajima with a snort, "Ask him? You can just ask me, I am the master of Nakajima."

"..."

"..."

For a while, both sides were silent, only feeling that the newly grown Osamu Dazai was a little bit of a middle school student.

"It's a shame!" Nakahara Chuya covered his face, grabbed Osamu Dazai's clothes, turned around and left, just as he walked to the elevator, he heard whispers from the office of the Armed Detective Agency. What are you doing?

"Ding dong", the elevator arrived at the station, and the door opened.

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised one leg aggressively and walked in, and then he was pushed over the shoulder of the elevator with a "bang" and pressed heavily on the mirror steel plate of the elevator.

He raised his head angrily to look at the culprit: "What do you want?"

I saw Osamu Dazai pinching him in the corner of the elevator with both arms, and the man smiled sinisterly: "It seems that I need to hang a sign for you and write my affiliation name."

"……what?!"

"Ah, working hours affect order?" However, the voice of the detective agency president suddenly came from outside the elevator door: "But the wages will be deducted, Zhong Ye."

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The author has something to say:

Happy Mother's Day to all moms~!

【small theater:】

22 Zhongye: I have never encountered this since I grew up.

18 and 22 Dazai: Do you think I have encountered it?

22 Dazai pounced again: On, what about Nakaya Taizhi?

18 Dazai continued on the elevator wall: Nakaya are so small, they are easy to bend.

22 Dazai: It seems that your physics is not good. The shorter the chopsticks, the harder it is to break.

18 Dazai: In the next four years, you will be single and have time to read books. I will also have a middle school in the next four years, and I will have no time to study.

22 Dazai: ...too disqualified.