How can I always be treated as a woman

The last day of freshman registration is 1:[-] p.m. All the freshmen who are supposed to arrive have arrived, and those who are late will not report at this time. They all went to eat, and the whole playground looks a little deserted. Resting, the president of the Student Union of the Faculty of Letters and the head of the Propaganda Department hid in the shadow behind the small tent to drink water and chat.

"The overall quality of freshmen this year is quite high!" The head of the Propaganda Department waved a small fan, "There are groups of long-legged beauties, all of whom are pure and unaffected. "

"It's a pity that they are all ordinary beauties." The president of the student union said with a smile.

"Hey, that's right. After Senior Sister Qin graduated, there will be no beauties in the Faculty of Arts!" The head of the Propaganda Department imitated Zhuge Kongming's gesture of shaking a feather fan, shaking the small free plastic fan distributed by Kaixiu Changchang in his hand, and said.

After finishing speaking, the two smiled at each other in an infinite tacit understanding.

When Lu Songlin and Jing Xing arrived, they only saw the empty report office, and after hearing voices, they went around behind the parasol. Seeing the two people enjoying the shade, Jing Xing wiped the sweat from his forehead and said:

"Hey? My senior, is this the registration office of the Faculty of Arts?"

"Hey! Lao Meng, the top beauty you want!" The head of the Propaganda Department elbowed the president of the student union.

"Ah?" Jing Xing didn't realize what this man was saying for a while, but Lu Songlin heard what the Propaganda Minister was saying, and looked over with unfriendly eyes for a while.

But obviously, the president of the student union reacted relatively quickly, and he recognized Lu Songlin at a glance, and asked: "Wow, Xingyuan, why did God Lu come to our welcome office in person? Come and shine! This beautiful woman is Lingmei." ? What should I call it?"

"Not my sister." Lu Songlin replied, and said: "Chairman Meng is very elegant, talking about beautiful women under the sun."

So close, if it's not a sister, it must be a girlfriend!Chairman Meng lamented in his heart, all the good girls have their own girls, and he originally wanted to be one step ahead of the newcomers, but he didn't expect that the beautiful girls were already booked before entering school.

Jing Xing who was identified as the wrong gender was a little annoyed, but since Lu Songlin had explained it, he didn't bother to explain it again, but unexpectedly such a misunderstanding formed.

"Are you here to go through the admission procedures?" The student union chairman asked, "Student, show me your registration card."

The chairman of the student union took the registration card, took a look at it, and gave Jing Xing a form for Jing Xing to fill in, roughly including home address, phone number, emergency contact, whether to apply for a student loan, and so on.

After Jing Xing finished filling out the form, the chairman of the student union handed Jing Xing a stack of materials and said, "Student, the Agricultural Bank of China card used to pay the tuition should have been sent to you with the letter, as long as you transfer the tuition to this card Yes, the school will automatically deduct the fee when the time comes, and there is no need to pay extra money. Any SMS or phone call asking you to pay the fee in the name of the school is a scam. Please don’t believe it. This is the admission notice, which has the school schedule for the first month of school Arrangement, counselor's contact number, class schedule and the location of the classroom that needs to be taught this semester. There is also a campus map, but with Lu Dashen, you probably won't need it for your classmates."

As he said that, the chairman of the student union blinked mischievously at Jing Xing, and said, "Student, if you don't live on campus, you don't need to receive dormitory keys and bedding. The textbooks will be distributed uniformly at the follow-up counselor's meeting. Special reminder, tomorrow It’s the entrance ceremony for freshmen, don’t be late, credits will be deducted for being late or absent~ Finally, here’s your school badge, you can put it on now, congratulations, Jing Xing, from today onwards, you are an honorable member of University B Already!"

The chairman of the student union spoke in great detail, and Jing Xing listened carefully. He took the school badge and pinned it on his chest carefully, instantly feeling a deep sense of belonging to this prestigious school for New Year's greetings.

Jing Xing doesn't live on campus, so he doesn't have to tidy up the dormitory and get to know roommates. The reporting process seems to be over. Jing Xing smiled and said goodbye to the chairman of the student union: "Thank you, senior, goodbye, senior!"

The head of the Propaganda Department took advantage of the time when the chairman of the student union was going through formalities, secretly took a photo of Jing Xing, uploaded it to the campus network, and posted it on the campus network, with the title "B University's new campus belle enters the school! Surprisingly accompanied by a boss", the number of hits exceeded [-] in a short time, and left a message downstairs Flooded.

"Big beauty! This face! This leg! This waist! The breasts are smaller."

"Which class is in which dormitory? Please let God know! Please form a group to hook up!"

"I'll go! You, the host, are the title party! This big guy looks familiar... I feel a bit like a certain master of the finance department..."

"I didn't see the background of the photo at the Department of Literature! Beautiful women have been born in the Department of Literature since ancient times! The ancients never deceived me!"

"What beauty, she's obviously a handsome guy! He has an Adam's apple!"

"Upstairs has a bad pen, upstairs has lame eyes, she is obviously a beautiful woman!"

"Upstairs Evil Pen 1"

"Upstairs Evil Pen 2"

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After registration, Lu Songlin led Jing Xing to visit the campus. As a century-old school, B University has a natural and profound heritage. Ancient buildings can be seen everywhere, and even the newly built school buildings are antique buildings with a distinctive style.During the walk, Jing Xing had a feeling of walking in a certain scenic spot, but it was so peaceful and had a strong fragrance of books.

You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and people watching the scenery look at you upstairs.

The two of them were strolling on the boulevard, and Lu Songlin told Jing Xing the allusions and interesting things happened from time to time, and the photos taken secretly appeared under the previous post of the Minister of Propaganda.

"A recent photo of Adam's apple. JG, risking his life to take a sneak shot, he is undoubtedly a boy! The boy looks so evil, how can we girls live!"

"Wow, it's a good match! The great god wanted to hug his waist, but was dodged unintentionally. gif"

"They didn't officially admit that they are a couple, so it's not good for two big men like FY?"

"Damn it, this bitch is so popular! What's wrong with everyone now!"

"Like a painting, whispering under the wisteria.jpg"

……

Of course, the information on the Internet had no effect on the two who were taking a walk. The two walked around the campus for 2 hours, and Jing Xing proposed to go home and cook a big meal for Lu Songlin as a reward for bringing him to report today.

"What do you want to eat?" Jing Xing asked.

"I want to eat shrimp and celery heart, Sai crab, tomato beef brisket soup, carrot and mutton dumplings." Lu Songlin reported the name of the dish, and ordered unceremoniously.

At the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, there was a lot of anger, Jing Xing specially picked mung beans, lily, lotus seeds and other beans that were clear of heat and boiled another pot of soup.

As soon as the soup was put on the fire, it was strange that Lu Songlin, who has always believed that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen, came into the kitchen for the first time to help Jing Xing wash the celery.

Seeing Lu Songlin remove all the older stalks and leaves of the celery and throw them into the trash can, leaving only the tender white stalks inside, the veins on Jing Xing's forehead protruded, he managed to control his calm tone, and asked: "Why did you throw away all the celery?"

"It's too old, it doesn't taste good!" Lu Songlin didn't think it was strange that he wasted food at all, and he never cared where the thick and old celery stalks went, because his picky tongue would never tolerate rough celery stalks of taste.

"Celery stalks can be fried in vegetable juice, and can be finely chopped to make dumplings and croquettes! It's not just for stir-frying and mixing vegetables!" Jing Xing taught with a straight face, hoping that Lu Songlin could understand that "a porridge and a meal are hard-won, half a thread Half a sliver of constant memory is struggling with material resources".Although Jing's family has a good material life, Jing's father and Jing's mother have always followed the principle of supporting Jing Xing and his brothers. They never have more pocket money than their classmates. In exchange for some grassroots labor, Jing Xing used to sweep the stairs in his father's company for half a month during the summer vacation in order to buy a Xiaobawang game console when he was a child.

After hearing Jing Xing's words, Lu Songlin glanced at the celery stalks thrown in the trash can, and poked his hands forward, wondering whether to take out the celery stalks.

Seeing this, Jing Xing only felt the veins in his head twitch, and said angrily, "Don't take away the ones you've lost!"

"Well, I won't do it next time." Lu Songlin apologized kindly, honestly continued to pick vegetables, and did not continue to waste. When you are wrong, apologizing is the best way to end the war.

Due to Lu Songlin's disturbance, this dinner was much later than usual, but strangely, both of them were very happy.At 9 o'clock in the morning, the two had just eaten half of their breakfast when Jing Xing's phone rang suddenly.

Since it was eating, Jing Xingping put the phone screen on the table, and the word "Lango" was very conspicuous.Lu Songlin glanced at it, but didn't speak.

Jing Xing hesitated for a while, and just connected to the phone. After he came back, it seemed that he didn't report to his parents?

"Brother Lang." Jing Xing greeted.

"Happy birthday, Jing Xing!" Lan Wanhua's always gentle voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Thank you, Brother Lang." Jing Xing thanked, "How do you know that my birthday is today?"

"Did you forget the job application you filled out?" Lan Wanhua said with a smile: "It's your birthday today. I wanted to visit you, but I thought you'd be busy at the start of the school report today, so I didn't bother you. I just sent the housekeeper to give you a birthday present. I sent it over, I hope you don’t mind. It should be here soon.”

As soon as Lan Wanhua's words fell, there was the sound of iron rings knocking at the door, Jing Xing hurriedly went to open the door, but it was Uncle Zhong, the housekeeper of the Lan Mansion, who brought four or five assistants and brought a piano over. The smooth body is worth a lot of money at first glance.

It's not good to just talk at the door like this, Jing Xing greeted Uncle Zhong to come in, and said to Lan Wanhua on the phone: "This is too precious!"

"I originally wanted to give you the Guqin in the study, and save the money to buy another gift. But thinking about it, Jing Xing seems to be used to this piano when he comes to work, and you still need to recite it back and forth to give it to you." As I go to and from work, I can simply put it in my office. If Jing Xing wants to use it anytime, I will treat it as a gift for you! But you can’t miss Jing Xing’s birthday gift, right? So I have to spend some blood to buy it. If you don’t practice for a long time, you will become unfamiliar with the piano. I heard that you play the piano very well, so don’t let it go to waste.” Lan Wanhua tried to persuade Jing Xing.

Having said that, such a piano is not a small gift. It is better not to accept the so-called reward without merit. Jing Xing just opened his mouth to refuse, but Lu Songlin suddenly came over and interjected:

"Since Brother Lang is so kind, you can accept it, Jing Xing. Let's find supplies from other places later, Brother Lang."

Lu Songlin deliberately raised the volume so that Lan Wanhua on the other end of the phone could hear.

As soon as Lu Songlin finished speaking, Lan Wanhua said: "Since Songlin has said so, if Jing Xing refuses to accept him, he doesn't intend to be friends with Brother Lang anymore?"

"No!" Jing Xing quickly denied it, hesitated for a while, this piano is not easy to find replacements, oh my god, he owes more and more favors to these two people!I had no choice but to thank him and said, "Thank you, Brother Lang."

"Come to Lan Mansion if you have time." Lan Wanhua made the concluding remarks.

After answering Lan Wanhua, Jing Xing hung up the phone, and then Uncle Zhong directed his assistants to carry the piano into the east wing.After declining Jing Xing's invitation to stay with tea, Uncle Zhong left with his staff.