How can I always be treated as a woman

Time flies by like a fleeting moment, and in a blink of an eye, there is still one week before school starts. Two days before the start of school this year, it happens to be the Mid-Autumn Festival on August [-]th. Jing Xing plans to go home for the festival. After the festival, he can directly Reported to school.

Jing Xing told Lu Songlin and Lan Wanhua about his wish to go home for the festival, and the two of them unanimously prepared a bunch of gifts for Jing Xing to take home.Jing Xing looked at the so-called gifts, such as gold inlaid jade pendants, tea leaves from Emei Baiya, new mobile phones, soft China... How dare Jing Xing take home these sky-high prices, he will definitely be tortured to death by Jing's mother ? !

"This is the Mid-Autumn Festival employee benefits." Lan Wanhua said, and then turned to the butler: "Uncle Lin also has it. Isn't it?"

"Yes." Lin Butler nodded, but the benefits of ordinary employees are not so high-end, Lin Butler swept a small pile of things on the table and said.

So Jing Xing harvested a box of Emei Baiya tea from Lanwanhua, a new medium-priced mobile phone, a gift box of sauced elbow, sauced duck, and sauced pig's trotters produced by Lanfu, and 2 bottles of Maotai wine.

After returning home from Lan Mansion, Lu Songlin pointed to the pile in the corner of the living room and said: "If you don't pay for the food for more than a month, don't come back when school starts. I never owe favors."

So Jing Xing also harvested a gold inlaid jade pendant, two Ruan Zhonghua, a box of Wuliangye, and a set of aircraft carrier model.

Jing Xing, who didn't have much luggage at first, was forced to check in his luggage because of all the fuss.

The air tickets before the festival were a bit tight, Jing Xing only booked the plane for the evening, watching the city lights gradually moving away, Jing Xing had a headache, how should he explain the source of these things after returning home.Uh~ let’s be honest.

City B is not far from City Y, and flying is especially fast. At 11 o'clock in the evening, Jing Xing's plane had already landed.Looking at the time, Jing Xing suddenly felt a headache, hoping that his parents were still awake at this time.Maybe... he could sneak back to his room and surprise the whole family tomorrow morning?

In the middle of the night, the taxi traveled smoothly, and there were not many red lights. When Jing Xing came home, the whole neighborhood was quiet, dragging two heavy suitcases, Jing Xing stood downstairs and looked up, 4 There was no light in the windows on the first floor, and it seemed that the parents had already slept.

Taking out the key to open the door, Jing Xing lifted the suitcase away from the ground, and went back to the room lightly.It just so happened that younger brother Jing was yawning and about to go out to the bathroom, and when he saw Jing Xing coming back, he was about to exclaim.

Jing Xing hurriedly made a gesture not to speak, put down his luggage, took out the mobile phone that he had brought to younger brother Jing, went into younger brother Jing's room, closed the door, saw the game interface lit up on the computer, and taught the lesson with a tiger face:

"Why are you still awake so late!"

"Brother~ Isn't it summer vacation? Don't worry about it so much!" Brother Jing took Jing Xing's hand and acted like a baby, "Why are you back at this hour?"

"Air tickets at this point are cheap." Jing Xing spoke nonsense with his eyes open.

"A gift for you." Jing Xing took out the white packaged mobile phone and the oversized aircraft carrier model, and handed them to Little Brother Jing.

Brother Jing hugged the model, took the phone, and unpacked it two or three times. The phone with a bright blue metal case appeared in front of him. Brother Jing hugged Jing Xing and exclaimed in a low voice, "Wow, brother! How do you know that? I want this, my mother and I have been grinding for half a month, and we have promised all kinds of treaties of humiliating power and humiliating the country, but my mother just won't let go!"

"Guess?" Jing Xing said with a smile. In fact, he didn't know why Lan Wanhua knew that Brother Jing wanted to buy a mobile phone recently. In fact, he has mind reading skills?That's not right, how did you read it from such a distance?

"Mom must have asked you to buy it!" Brother Jing said firmly!

Jing Xing just smiled and said nothing.

"I'm going to apply for a mobile phone card tomorrow!" Brother Jing put the mobile phone back into the box and said excitedly.

The two brothers sat and talked to each other for a while, listening to brother Jing gossip about the recent minor conflicts between his parents.

"Brother, do you have a girlfriend already?" Little brother Jing suddenly approached Jing Xing treacherously, his eyes glistening with the heart of gossip!

"Your brother is so capable that he can bring you a sister-in-law back within less than a month after going out?" The petty thinking about Xiaodi Jing must be extinguished.

"Then what is this?" Brother Jing suddenly jumped up and pulled Jing Xing's neckline and asked.

"Ah? What?" Jing Xing didn't react at the beginning, and it wasn't until younger brother Jing poked his finger above Jing Xing's right collarbone that he remembered that a big mosquito had visited his collarbone last night. The itching was unbearable, and Jing Xing scratched After staying for most of the night, the skin was scratched until the subcutaneous bleeding was relieved.

"Don't tell me it was bitten by a mosquito, the mosquito's mouth is really big!" Brother Jing looked at Jing Xing suspiciously.

"It was really a mosquito bite." Jing Xing said indifferently.

"I don't believe it! Just fool me, I'm fine, bro, don't let dad see you! Wear tighter clothes tomorrow." Brother Jing simply established a revolutionary alliance with Jing Xing.

"You're a big kid! I told you that it was bitten by a mosquito." Jing Xing slapped little brother Jing hard on the head, told him to go to bed early, and went back to his room.

Jing Xing stuffed himself into the quilt, entered the space, stood in front of the full-length mirror, and pulled off the collar of his clothes. The scars that were originally bright red had now turned blue and purple.

Not to mention, it really looked like hickey marks, fearing that father Jing and mother Jing would have the same misunderstanding as younger brother Jing, Jing Xing drew a pile of cream in the space and greeted the side of his neck.Helplessness seems to be wrong, the hickey is still stubbornly left on the side of the neck, in sharp contrast with the surrounding white and delicate skin.

Unreconciled, Jing Xing picked up the last jade bottle with a round belly and pulled out the cork.The next moment, a luminous liquid shaped like an olive and like ten thousand golden threads gushed out of the bottle, wrapping around Xiang Jingxing.

Jing Xing only felt a cold liquid pouring towards his body continuously, as if his whole body was immersed in ice water, slowly invading his skin and deep into his bone marrow.The cold feeling made Jing Xing's body gradually numb, and his consciousness fell into darkness.

Jing Xing didn't know that the jade bottle he opened unintentionally contained the emperor's ointment, which was extremely precious to the world's monsters and spirits, and one drop could be worth a hundred years of cultivation.But Jing Xing has a human body, and he doesn't know how to practice.Being entangled by the emperor's liquid at this moment, it seems that the body has been invaded by the most yin thing and transformed into a very yin body, which has brought endless tribulations and unexpected surprises to Jing Xing in the future.

The next morning.

"Mom! My brother is back! You make an extra breakfast!" Early in the morning, younger brother Jing started bluffing, betraying Jing Xing.

"What? Your brother is back?" Jing's mother heard that, she didn't care about the father's breakfast, she put down the half-washed tomatoes, and went straight to Jing Xing's bedroom.

Mother Jing never had the habit of knocking on the door when entering her son's bedroom, she turned the door open and walked in, Mother Jing pinched Jing Xing's face with hands soaked in cold water.

As soon as she stretched out her hand, Jing's mother felt that something was wrong. Although Jing Xing had been cold since childhood, summer was always like a small stove, and it was no longer as cold as ice.With a thump in her heart, Jing's mother stretched out her hand to touch Jing Xing's carotid artery. The clear beating made her breathe a sigh of relief, and then softly called Jing Xing a few times: "Jing Xing! Xiao Xing, get up and eat!"

Jing Xing only closed his eyes and didn't respond for a long while, so scared that Jing's mother wanted to go out to call Jing's father.

At this moment, Jing Xing opened his eyes with some difficulty, saw Jing's mother sitting beside the bed, and called out to her.

"Jing Xing, why are you so cold? How do you feel? Is it cold?" Jing's mother asked worriedly.

Jing Xing forced himself to sit up from the bed, pretending to be okay, and said coquettishly, "Is it cold? Mom, I felt too hot in the morning, so I just took a cold shower! Just as soon as you climbed back to bed and fell asleep, you put I woke up, it was so annoying!"

Jing's mother slapped Jing Xing on the shoulder when she heard the words, but she lifted it high and dropped it lightly, and scolded distressedly: "Stinky boy! This is talking nonsense with your eyes open, lying to your mother! You grew up from a little to such a big , I don’t know if I’m sick or taking a cold shower!”

After a month's separation, the touch brought by his mother's caring words, mixed with a little missing, made Jing Xing's nose a little sore, Jing Xing jumped up from the bed, put his arms around Jing's mother's neck, and said coquettishly: "Mom ,It's so kind of you!"

"Brat! You know how to act like a baby!" Jing's mother hugged Jing Xing back in her arms, just like when she was a child.

Jing Xing is not without shyness for such a grown man to act like a baby in Mama Jing's arms. After a while, Jing Xing got out of Mama Jing's arms and covered his face by opening the suitcase. Enthusiasm: "Mom, let's see what gift I bought for you!"

Jing Xing thought about the source of these gifts, and said that he bought them with money from his part-time job!Jing Xing checked the prices of these gifts on a certain treasure, and they added up to more than 1 yuan, which his wallet could afford!Mom will definitely believe it!

Saying that, Jing Xing took out the gold inlaid jade pendant, and gestured on Jing's mother's neck: "It's so beautiful!"

Mother Jing took the necklace from Jing Xing, looked at it for a while, and her eyes suddenly became sharp: "You bought it? You lie to me again!"

"I really bought it! Mom, you don't believe me!" Jing Xing raised his voice guilty.

"Then tell me how much this necklace is?" Mother Jing stared at Jing Xing sharply.

"The necklace and the pendant add up to 3666!" Jing Xing had done his homework before!

"Go ahead and make it up!" Jing's mother suddenly grabbed Jing Xing's ear: "The jade in the middle alone is more than double the price! Tell me! What are you brat doing this month?"

Jing Xing didn't know that the things Lu Songlin sent were so expensive, he sighed in his heart that Lu Songlin hurt me, and shouted: "Oh, mom! Let go! Let me tell you the truth!"

When Jing's mother heard that Jing Xing softened, she put down her hands and waited for Jing Xing's explanation.

Jing Xing rubbed his ears with one hand, pointed to the suitcase beside the bed with the other, and said, "In the blue suitcase, there are gifts from the boss who works part-time; in the black suitcase, there are meal money given by the landlord. One month's meals, and the pendant on your hand is also given by the landlord."

"What delicacies did you feed the landlord, and you can spend tens of thousands a month?" Jing's mother rummaged through the contents of the two suitcases, took a deep breath, obviously not convinced.

"I'm telling the truth this time." Jing Xing said dully.

At this moment, Jing Xing's cell phone rang, and the caller ID on the cell phone was "Mr. Lan".

Jing Xing picked up the phone under Jing's mother's stare, which was like a searchlight: "Hello? Mr. Lan."

"Is Jing Xing home?" Lan Wanhua asked.

"En." Jing Xing glanced at Mama Jing, it was very stressful to make a phone call under Mama Jing's eyes!

"Does the family still like the gift?" Lan Wanhua asked.

My mother doesn't like it... Jing Xing glanced at Jing's mother again, and replied, "I like it."

"Then why is Jingxing's tone so unhappy?" Lan Wanhua had a keen sense.

"I'm not unhappy, it's just that I just woke up in the morning and I'm not sober." Jing Xing said, trying to ignore Jing's mother's increasingly unfriendly eyes.

"Jing Xing has only been away for a day, and I miss it a little!" Lan Wanhua's voice on the phone reached Jing's mother's ears.

"Did Lange spend the holidays with his family?" Jing Xing asked.

"The family is getting bigger, and the festival will not be so happy." Lan Wanhua said with something in his words.

"Sorry." Jing Xing didn't intend to poke Lan Wanhua's pain point.

"It's nothing." Lan Wanhua on the phone seemed to smile, "If I go to find you by plane now, will Jing Xing welcome you?"

"Ah?" Jing Xing was a little dazed, and when he was racking his brains and didn't know how to refuse, he only heard Lan Wanhua say: "I'm just joking!"

"Oh." Jing Xing said in a daze, facing Jing's mother's eyes as if she wanted to kill someone.

"Jing Xing?" The sudden silence on the phone made Lan Wanhua remind him.

"Well, I'm here." Jing Xing quickly regained consciousness, thinking that tomorrow seems to be August [-]th, he suddenly said: "Brother Lang, I wish you a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!"

"Jing Xing is too!" Lan Wanhua said with a smile, "Ask my uncle and aunt happy holidays for me. Jing Xing just woke up, is he still in bed? I won't disturb you and go back to sleep."

"Well, goodbye Brother Lang!" Jing Xing hung up the phone like a scourge, looked at Mother Jing opposite, and when he was about to say something, the phone rang again suddenly!

"Hello, Mr. Lu!" Jing Xing answered the phone bravely.

"The necklace in the suitcase is for auntie, the Ruanzhonghua and Wuliangye are for uncle, the aircraft carrier model is for your brother, and I will give you your gift when I come back." The voice on the phone was as serious as Lu Songlin, but with a little tenderness.

"No, no need!" Jing Xing hurriedly refused when he heard that Lu Songlin had prepared a gift for himself.

"I'll wait for you to come back, hang up!" Lu Songlin said concisely.

Jing Xing stared at the screen of the phone when he hung up, wanting to cry, what is it all about, how can he explain it to Jing's mother!

"Mom..." Jing Xing felt that the end of the world was coming.

Unexpectedly, Mother Jing didn't continue to torture herself, but suddenly said: "Son, it's not good to be in two boats!"