The male god lives in the tower

"Do you guys remember the 'Spider House' copy where we first met?" he asked several others.

Everyone nodded.Of course I remember, he got Urashima Iji's bow in it, and kicked his teammates into the dungeon, so no one would forget it.

"Without the few of you, my degree of completion would be even higher." He said, "But at that time, the situation was quite special, and I was in a hurry to release the dungeon, so I left without taking anything. Now I will tell you about brushing the branch line. Method, I hope that we will be separated in the future, and everyone will be able to disappear. Don't enter the same copy again, or I will definitely use you as a stepping stone."

His words were sincere and strange, and several people present couldn't help but fell silent.

Nan Lesheng's customs clearance method is obscene, no plot, no completion, just beat it.Min Xisong was different.If you want to get the approval of the dungeon and get something out of it, you have to follow the plot.This is also the reason for brushing the branch line. Complete the plot content, maintain the integrity of the plot, and find a way to get the props on this basis. This is Min Xisong’s method of brushing the branch line.

It sounds easy, but it is not necessarily difficult to operate.

Nan Lesheng couldn't help sighing after hearing him finish speaking lightly.Who is Min Xisong?He is not a giant, but he is also different from a rookie. His gifts are very useful, and his brain is very bright...

For people like them who have already tried their best to get out alive, where is the time to think about how to maintain the integrity of the plot?

Min Xisong must have known that they could not copy his customs clearance method, so he told them...

"Asheng, pay attention to your front." Yong Shanmian reminded Nan Lesheng.It turned out that the figure of the woman in red appeared again in front of her.This is the third time, Nan Lesheng gripped the steering wheel tightly.

"Slow down, change lanes, and drive in front of that guy." Min Xisong said, "Next, I'll show you how I broke through. Nan Lesheng, can you contact A Chang?"

Needless to say, Nan Lesheng took out his mobile phone and called A Chang.

"Hello? Boss, I'm ready here. Have you met the woman in red?" A Chang asked on the phone.

Nan Lesheng said yes.

The car stopped in front of the woman shaking her arms.The headlight hit the woman's body, which was very bright and dazzling. The woman raised her arm to cover her face.Min Xisong got out of the car with a cup of hot water, and with a smile on his face, he walked up to the man and said, "Grandma, it's so late to burn incense for you, come and drink a cup of hot water, shall we take you up the mountain?" ?”

The woman in red was silent for a long time facing the steaming cup.Nan Lesheng poked his head out of the car door, and was just about to take out his weapon and charge up to hack, but he saw an unbelievable scene - the woman flicked her hair, raised her arm, and put the cup of hot water took over.Everyone was shocked, why... why did she take it?According to common sense, shouldn't he pounce on Min Xisong...

Min Xisong smiled, and he waited for the woman in red to continue her movements.The woman took the water, pulled her front hair behind her ears, exposing her nose and mouth, and drank the water from the cup.Min Xisong asked her again: "Old man, are you going to go up the mountain to burn incense? I'll take you for a ride."

The old man returned the paper cup to Min Xisong and nodded, but she didn't move, but stood where she was, as if she still had nothing to do.Min Xisong asked her again: "Old man, is there anything else you can do? Our car can't stay here for a long time, we have to go to the mountain quickly."

"Can you..."" said the old man in red, "I can't walk well, so I walk a bit slower.There are still a few people in red clothes on top of those, so hurry up and take me over them. "

red dress?little sister?The people in the car couldn't understand and frowned. Could it be that she wasn't the only one who went up the mountain to burn incense?

Wait a minute, if that's the case...

"Did you hear that? Host," Min Xisong took out his phone, "Old man, tell her, how many of you went up the mountain?"

Hearing what he said, the old man asked instead: "Who are these people? How do I know... I also just received a phone message saying that this year's New Year's Eve when I go to the mountain to burn incense, I will be blessed by an eminent monk, and I will draw spells for free. You can get vegetarian coupons for a whole year... If you pull more people, you can still get money, thousands of dollars."

She rambled on for a while, and everyone finally understood.Min Xisong smiled and helped the old man into the car.

Min Min, the announcer on the radio, naturally heard all the conversations. She put the phone aside, argued with the people outside the studio for a long time, and finally returned to the stage to continue the broadcast.

"Just now our director Xiao Liu went to the Internet to check. Just an hour ago, someone called thousands of middle-aged and elderly families in this city through unknown means. The person told the middle-aged and elderly people in a female customer service tone. In Hongshan Temple, there are activities such as wearing red clothes and burning incense to get meal coupons, as well as receiving blessings from eminent monks and winning bonuses. Many people saw it right away, but a few elderly friends believed it. They took a car to the foot of Hongxiang Mountain and began to climb on foot. Kindly remind all listeners that this is a fraud incident, and there are no related activities in Hongxiang Temple, please do not climb the mountain alone, and go home as soon as possible to reunite with your loved ones."

Several people stared at the woman in red and Min Xisong dumbfounded.Min Xisong put down the phone and couldn't help laughing. He said: "You don't know... there is another way to complete the branch line besides following the script. You need to arrange something at the right time and find a way to get it done. Just go back to the plot. As long as your explanation is reasonable enough, the dungeon won’t embarrass you, it will immediately adjust the plan and change the plot to the right path. Don’t you think so, Li Lan?”

Li Lan?What Li Lan?

The red-clothed woman smiled at everyone, and pulled her hand like this - she actually pulled her hair and tore off her scalp.The person inside leaned out and smiled at everyone, it was indeed Li Lan.He activated his ability to pretend to be a woman in red, and fooled Minmin on the radio.

The car was still moving forward, but after Li Lan in red got on the car, the road conditions ahead changed.They turned a sharp bend and onto a wider road.

"Actually, the woman in red is indeed not human. Li Lan can only copy the appearance of someone who is not human, so the woman in red is really a ghost." Min Xisong said, "But this does not prevent us from changing her body attributes. Ah Chang made a telemarketing call, telling all the middle-aged and elderly people that there are activities on the mountain, and there are so many people in the city, there are always ten or twenty who can fall into the trap. As for Li Lan, let him walk on the road, not far away Follow the female ghost, so that every time we pass by the female ghost, we will definitely meet him. Li Lan's posture is different from the female ghost, and I knew it was him at a glance."

The production team of the "Ghost Around" program is the key to the sub-plot.As long as they think the story is completely true, the dungeon can no longer manipulate the few of them, and has to change the plot setting according to Min Xisong's wishes.The caravan drove up the mountain, and there were more and more people wearing red clothes beside the road, including men, women and children.Min Xisong didn't ask Nan Lesheng to stop, but let him drive all the way up to the outside of Hongxiang Temple.However, there were more and more people on the road, and several people had to park their cars in a parking lot more than 300 meters away from Hongxiang Temple, and then got out of the car and walked to the temple.

Originally, on the eve of the Spring Festival, there were many people who went to Hongxiang Temple and waited for the burning of incense sticks. After A Chang’s publicity, the temple was crowded with people, shoulder to shoulder, everyone squeezed each other, and they all took the incense sticks in their hands. Can't stop.Nan Lesheng didn't believe this, he didn't go into the temple, but stood at the ticket gate next to the temple where there were few people, bought a candied haws and squatted to eat it.

Min Xisong had already rushed in for the sideline rewards, and the rest of the people felt that it was strange and lively, so they also ran into the temple to play. Only Yong Shanmian stood by Nan Lesheng's side, accompanying him without saying a word .

"Mianmian, do you want to eat candied haws?" Nan Lesheng bit a hawthorn and looked up at the man standing beside him.

When Yong Shanmian heard him call himself "Mianmian", his face turned ashamed and he shook his head repeatedly.

"Just eat one, it's delicious, with a lot of sugar, and it's cold." Nan Lesheng shook the hem of his cloak slightly.

Yong Shanmian still shook his head like a rattle drum.

"This little brother doesn't want to eat sour? Or do you want a rock candied yam?" The uncle who sells rock candied haws said with a smile.

Nan Lesheng tasted the words and felt that it made sense, so he bought another yam with rock sugar.Bingtang yam is a whole boiled yam sprinkled with rock sugar and put on a skewer. Nan Lesheng looked around and couldn't help but took a bite. He smacked his mouth twice and felt soft and delicious. Then he stuffed it into Yongshan Mian's hand inside.

Yong Shanmian was holding a bitten yam skewer, suddenly at a loss.Nan Lesheng lifted his pants, squatted down at Yong Shanmian's feet, and continued to eat the candied haws in his hand.He didn't dare to look up at Yong Shanmian, so he had to lower his head to eat the hawthorn, and he didn't know what it tasted like.

"Young man, eat slowly. Didn't you have dinner? I still have some oden here..." The uncle couldn't stand it anymore and said aloud.

Nan Lesheng waved his hand, he ate the last hawthorn into his mouth, and threw away the bamboo stick in his hand.He quietly raised his eyes to glance at the people around him, and found that he was eating the yam skewers in his hand.

Nan Lesheng was happy, and Nan Lesheng smiled.He moved his butt quietly and hugged Yong Shanmian's thigh, which startled the man and hurriedly chased him away: "Don't! Don't be ashamed! This is outside the temple! Others are still watching !"

"It's other people's business, it's my business to hug you. I won't lose a piece of meat when I hug you. Others look at me and I feel so beautiful. Mianmian, I'm not even afraid of death, why should I worry about it?" Can the Bodhisattva convict you? Stand still and don't shake your legs."

Nan Lesheng said something, he turned to educate Yong Shanmian.

This Yong Shanmian ate half of the rock sugar yam, held a stick, didn't move, didn't move, just stood in place, not daring to breathe.

The old man at the back couldn't help laughing.

The author has something to say:

See you tomorrow morning sliver!

Double-opening and running on both sides is super cool hahahahaha!

not literary at all