The male god lives in the tower

Chapter 33 1 Way of Death of the Virgin Mary (1 [VIP]

"Okay! "The Thousand and One Ways to Die Our Lady" has finally ushered in the tenth batch of tower climbers since its opening 37824 days ago!" The plastic man raised his head and said to the three big balls, "Okay! Let's pick up the guests! "

Li Lan was startled, and immediately looked up at the big ball.He was about to ask where the entrance of this dungeon was, but the expression on Big Ball's face suddenly changed, and the three cute smiling faces suddenly turned into the bloody mouth of a circus clown, attacking everyone on the deck.

With a thud, Li Lan was swallowed by a big ball.

A scheming smile appeared on the face of the plastic man. He has not paid the Chinese New Year quota since he opened the business. Few of these people are willing to board the boat.

Today is considered a big list, and one or two people will die!He picked up the plastic pipe, put it in his mouth, took a puff pretendingly, spit out the cotton wool smoke ring in his mouth, and put it back in his mouth again.

Li Lan thought he would fall down like Alice, but before he could yell out, his whole body fell to the ground like a pancake.

The "pop" sound of pancakes falling to the ground continued to be heard beside him.He raised his head with difficulty, and saw other people falling beside him in a haphazard manner.The clothes on them are not dry yet, and the clothes are full of water from the sea of ​​regret, and they won't be able to wake up for a while.

Li Lan looked up and found plastic bags, empty bottles, bottle caps and cans of garbage all around her.

Where are they in the copy?Li Lan touched her head and took down a handful of water plants.Are they by the sea?

Li Lan picked up the bottle and found that there seemed to be something crawling inside.When he looked carefully, he was taken aback: there was a small pale pink jellyfish inside.

There was no water at all at the bottom of the bottle, and the jellyfish looked like they were dying.

Surrounded by rubbish, where is the water?Li Lan was worried that the little thing would die in a second, so she scratched her head and looked at the faces of the people who were still in a daze.

This group of people has been taken care of by him for a round anyway, and it doesn't matter if they pick up a piece of clothing... Li Lan thought so, and stretched out his claws at the other team members.

After a few minutes, the plastic bottle was filled with half a bottle of sea water.When the jellyfish encountered sea water, it immediately came alive and floated in the water. Li Lan was shirtless and put the wet clothes on her back on her body.

He just took off everyone's coats and squeezed the water. The fabrics on these people's bodies were almost ruined. Li Lan looked around and found that the surrounding scenery had been completely loaded.This dungeon is like a viewing game for the elderly, and he hasn't heard any hints yet.

Li Lan put his clothes on his shoulders, he didn't feel cold, this was by the seaside in early summer, it seemed to be next to a certain fishing village.What is he going to do?

Li Lan, who had never been a team leader before, used his little brain to think carefully, and felt that they should be dragged to a distant stone house before making other plans.

Li Xiaolan, the porter of nature, started to work hard again.

He either pushed, moved, or pushed his head(?) his silly teammates while holding back his milk, and sent them one by one to the beach, next to the one or two hundred square meter stone house.

Interestingly, although Li Lan thought they were at the seaside, there was only wet sand on the ground and no water.He went to the stone house to check, and found that there were kitchen and bathroom supplies, tables, chairs and benches, clean beds and a change of clothes.

There were ten of them, but there were not ten beds in the house.Li Lan opened the cabinet, took out all the long strips of cloth, spread them on the floor, threw everyone on them, scratched their heads, found a set of clean clothes from the closet, and ran to take a shower.He really wanted to take a bath and wanted to die. Li Lan's bad hair had already formed into pieces.

After finally washing off the lumps, his head was almost bald.Putting on a shirt, he frowned and looked at the big characters on it: "The King in the Tower", thinking that this dungeon really has a lot of leisure.

The moment he picked up the water glass, the sound of a heavy object piercing the air and hitting the ground suddenly came from outside, shaking the whole stone house.

Li Lan was holding a cup in his hand and flip-flops on his feet, and ran outside.The sand turned out to be a huge hole with a radius of three meters, and there was something lying in it.

That thing was quiet for a while, and couldn't help stirring up and pulling its head out of the sand.

"Shit, failed landing," she said.

It was a girl, she was wearing a dirty jumpsuit, her hair was full of yellow sand, and she had a pair of slightly thick sword eyebrows frowned together.She walked towards the dazed Li Lan and said, "Are you the liaison officer this time?"

Li Lan didn't speak.

Because at this time, white cursive characters slowly appeared in front of his eyes, writing the name of the copy in Chinese, with a faint golden light shining through the setting sun in the distance.

""The One Hundred Ways of Death of Our Lady"..." he couldn't help but read.

"What are you talking about? Who are you calling the Virgin? I feel like I've fallen into a shithole now. How can I look like the Virgin?" The girl immediately replied to him.

"Oh, this word is a swear word, so don't say it. What you said earlier is also a swear word, so don't say that." Li Lan replied subconsciously, treating her like a child younger than herself.

The little girl bulged her cheeks.She made a "pooh" sound on the ground.Li Lan stared at her dumbfounded, the heroine of this dungeon is a bit unique...

Just as he was in a daze, a dungeon notification sounded next to his ear.

"Welcome to "The One Hundred Ways of the Virgin's Death". Note that the Virgin cannot hear this passage now. Zhao Shitianbell Gilbert Horus Ilia Yingyu Piaoxue Lian Lan Si Lei, Yujie, Angelite, Dauphine, Bei Xueqinnai, Heinrich, Jiashu, Zhao, Cu Xiner, Coco is an artificial human with 100 superpowers, created by the Future Human Research Institute Send her back to the past, let her take the initiative to contact humans, send herself to humans for research or carry out various dangerous large-scale projects for free. You and your teammates need to persuade Zhao Keke (abbreviated) to give up saving the world action. This dungeon is of mercy difficulty (after all, it is a copy of the Holy Mother), if it cannot be achieved, everyone will stay in the dungeon until they die naturally, note: this dungeon has a causal seal, and cannot forcibly break through the dungeon."

Zhao Keke (abbreviated) approached Li Lan slowly, wiped the sand from his head, and said, "Are you stupid? Can't you hear what I'm saying?"

It's not that Li Lan couldn't hear it, he was scared stupid.This is not the Virgin Mary, this is a living Mary Sue, right?

"I feel so uncomfortable, take me to take a shower quickly. I need to change clothes, time travel is very tiring, and I have to eat and sleep." She was very straightforward.

Li Lan nodded. He didn't dare to neglect this little ancestor, so he turned around and led her stiffly to the stone house.He whispered: "Dungeon prompt? Are you still there? Can you reveal the ability value, anger value and character value of this Zhao Keke? I mean, I won't be beaten to death by her for doing something wrong ?”

The dungeon replied immediately: "Zhao Keke's ability value is the highest in this dungeon. The anger value is the lowest, and the character value is the highest. Except that her words and deeds do not match her appearance, she is a standard Virgin."

Li Lan narrowed her eyes, showing a disbelieving expression.

"Do you have any clean clothes? Bring them here quickly! What's for dinner?" Zhao Keke chirped behind him.

Shiwu seemed to know that Zhao Keke was coming, and there were three or five small white dresses stuffed in the cabinet that only little girls could wear.Zhao Keke said "Barely make do", took the clothes and went to take a shower.Li Lan glanced at the table and found that there was a cookbook on it, and opened the refrigerator, which was filled with the ingredients mentioned in the recipe.

It seems that this is a mandatory task.Li Lan rolled up his sleeves, tied up his head scarf, and took out the frying pan from the cabinet.He has been doing logistics in the team, and he can't do anything else, and he can still cook two dishes.

After he finished cooking, he came out with the last dish. Zhao Keke had already taken a shower and was sitting obediently at the dining table.

Her little face was flushed, as if she had applied a layer of blush just right.Her hair was waist-length, slightly curving, black with brown, and brown with gold. She looked at Li Lan with her face propped up: "Where are the chopsticks?"

Only then did Li Lan realize that she was stunned.

He found a pair of chopsticks for her, and brought the rice over.The little girl let out a "huh", held the rice bowl and bulged her cheeks, and ate seriously.

Before the group of people in the room woke up from their respective memories, Li Lan cooked porridge for them and prepared to feed them later.The stove was gurgling, and Zhao Keke asked, "Why do you still cook porridge?"

Li Lan said: "My teammates are all in a coma. I need to make them something easy to digest, otherwise they will starve to death."

Zhao Keke said "Oh" again.

Li Lan thought she was just greedy, but heard her say: "Then I will help later."

Li Lan looked up at her.

Zhao Keke was chewing, she noticed Li Lan's eyes, and asked him, "What are you doing?"

It's okay, Li Lan shook his head. He had always thought that the girl in front of him was a standard Marysu, but looking at it now, it seemed that she was a little bit more inclined to the Virgin Mary... It's just that he couldn't compliment her tone of voice.

After eating, Zhao Keke said that the room stinks to death. Li Lan was about to clean it when Zhao Keke raised his hand and snapped his fingers. The dirty dishes and chopsticks were lifted from the table and floated into the sink to wash himself.

Before it was over, she snapped her fingers again, and Wu Tuo, who was lying on the floor, floated up and floated into the shower room. After a while, his clothes fell to the ground, and he began to wash himself.

Li Lan's eyes widened.Seeing him like this, Zhao Keke crossed his arms and said, "It's just a trivial matter. Don't make such a fuss, haven't you read the information?"

Of course not, Li Lan said that her imagination is still a bit barren.Zhao Keke washed the team members in turn, and quickly finished washing the dirty clothes and sheets of the whole team. Holding a small bowl, she walked up to Zhou Xie and fed her porridge like Li Lan.

"Blow it when feeding it in." Li Lan held the blown porridge in her hand. "Like this, open their mouths, put the spoon over their tongues, and pour them in."

Zhao Keke was a bit clumsy in doing things. She opened Zhou Xie's mouth, lifted her head, and carefully passed the spoon in. Seeing Zhou Xie swallow subconsciously, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Lan just wanted to praise her, but Zhao Keke snapped her fingers again.

Immediately, all the porridge bowls next to them flew up, and together with the spoons, they ran to the side of the demented team members. The invisible force opened their mouths, held up their faces, scooped up the porridge neatly, and poured it into the team members their throats.

Li Lan: "..." She learns so fast.

After feeding the porridge, Li Lan sat on the stool and looked at Zhao Keke directing the dishes to be cleaned by herself. She couldn't help asking, "Since you can clean the dishes with superpowers, why don't you cook for yourself?"

Zhao Keke sat on the sofa with her knees hugged. She avoided Li Lan's gaze, and with another "huh", she reluctantly told the truth.

"It's too deserted to cook by myself. I like others to cook for me." She lowered her face.

"Is it because I always eat my own food in the research institute?" Li Lan asked her.

"No. Everyone in the research institute cooks for me. Some of them cook delicious food, while others don't. The dishes I cook taste the same, and I don't like them. It tastes like it doesn't belong to me." Zhao Keke said honestly.

Li Lan nodded.

When he read the background story, he thought to himself that these people must be crazy guys, how could the little girl be willing to accept the human body research, they must have done a lot of bad things.

"Hey, don't get me wrong," Zhao Keke suddenly said, "I don't miss them. Although I don't miss them at all... Anyway, I don't think about them now. Oh! What am I talking about, do you want to watch the fireworks?"

Li Lan didn't understand her thinking, so Zhao Keke grabbed her hand. She took Li Lan to the beach, raised her hand and said, "Just treat it as my payment for your food. Of course, it includes all the three months in the future. Meal expenses."

Hey, my cooking is only worth a firework?Li Lan wanted to smile wryly, he stared at Zhao Keke's raised fingertips, and saw a bright silk thread rising from it.

A small golden flower bloomed at her fingertips. Before it withered, fireworks of different types and colors competed to bloom on top of the small golden flower. Li Lan raised her head silently, looking at the background of the night, gradually The unfolded flower canvas.

Zhao Keke's face and Zhao Keke's sword eyebrows gradually became clear in the firelight.

She suddenly made a gesture of waving her hand, and the picture of a hundred flowers blooming instantly moved to the sand sea in the distance. Tens of thousands of light spots drew an arc around an invisible center of gravity like stars revolving, and then pressed In a specific order, from left to right, from bottom to top, it exploded automatically like a splash.

It's not over yet.Li Lan watched her keep playing tricks, knowing that she was enjoying it, so he didn't say anything, only thinking that this child might indeed be the favorite of heaven.

He thought to himself that he wasn't serious when watching the fireworks.

He didn't take it very seriously, so when all the fireworks exploded again, he noticed that in the distance, in the distant black night sky, there seemed to be a place where the same, slightly pale fireworks bloomed.

what is that?He just thought about it, and the magnificent thousand-meter fireworks withered, and the surroundings became dark.

Zhao Keke really looks the same, she is a girl, and she also likes these gaudy things.She took a mango-flavored popsicle from the refrigerator, muttered, "It doesn't look delicious at all," and went back to bed.

Li Lan sat alone in the house, with her own little book in front of her (every explorer of the Tower of Babylon had one, only the written words would not deceive people), there were very few clues in the book, only three or four.

First of all, Zhao Keke is not a natural person, but an artificial person.

Secondly, Zhao Ke is the Holy Mother, that is to say, she is born to want to help others.

Then, Zhao Keke was sent to the past by the research institute that developed her, and asked her to send herself to the door for human research.

Finally, he needs to persuade Zhao Keke to give up this task.

The appearance of the few people lying on the ground in the room did not change.Zhao Keke acquiesced that these people were Li Lan's companions, and did not ask why they hadn't moved.

The plastic old man outside said that they would wake up naturally after entering the dungeon, but when will this happen?

Li Lan knew that he could wait slowly. After all, it was a copy of the Holy Mother. If he wanted to, he could wait until his teammates woke up before making any plans.

He didn't want to escape, but he felt that he might not be able to convince Zhao Keke.Because he is actually too similar to Zhao Keke in essence.

The fundamental reason driving him into the tower is his weakness.In Li Lan's social environment, people with supernatural abilities are all so-called "strong people", but he is weaker than ordinary people, and he is rejected from time to time when he shows favor to others.

Some people do feel sorry for the weak, but when more people see the weak showing favor, they will only think that they want to get help from themselves. Based on the principle of doing things more than one thing, they would rather not have this kindness.

The next day Li Lan was woken up by Zhao Keke.

The little girl slapped him with the back of her hand, which made him make a "slightly slight" sound, unable to control herself, finally pressed down her hand, and asked her what she wanted to do. Zhao Keke said that she wanted to have lunch.

"It's only nine o'clock, why is it time to have lunch?" Li Lan went down to the ground, took a closer look, and found that Zhao Keke's hair was messed up and his clothes were stained.

"I flew around outside and found a human city. It's a big city, and I can't wait to experience life in this era."

Zhao Keke said excitedly: "I want to eat, I just flew for a long time, I'm very hungry now."

Li Lan took out two eggs and chopped scallions from the refrigerator, and prepared to cook her fried rice with eggs, and asked her, "Then how do you experience human life? Wait, isn't your purpose to save human beings? They have Is there any place that needs your rescue?"

Zhao Keke sat on the stool, dangling his legs.She looks very confident: "It is definitely not possible to tell them that I am the savior directly, and I will be regarded as a psychopath. I am going to be an ordinary person first, and then help others at various accident scenes, make headlines, and then disclose my identity .”

oh.She also knew that it would not work to go up and directly say that she is a superpower.

After Li Lan finished cooking for her, she turned around and brought it to the table. When she looked up, she was startled by Zhao Keke.

With three or five sets of school uniforms in her hand, she gestured on herself.

"Where did you get it?" Li Lan asked.

"I just got it from a school in a nearby city. Take a look, which one looks better?" Zhao Keke didn't seem to be so hungry anymore. She took one set of school uniform after another and gestured to herself.

Li Lan saw that she seemed to be playing house, so she couldn't help reminding her: "You want to go to school? How old are you? Do you know what grade you should go to? How do you go about transferring schools? Have you ever studied before?"

"Why are you as annoying as Qianqian?" Zhao Keke put the school uniform skirt with red mesh and dark background on her body, "Does this look good?"

"Looks good," Li Lan replied subconsciously, "Tell me what you plan to do first?"

"Understood. Just wait," Zhao Keke made a transparent ball with her palm up, and she reached out and took out a document from the ball.

Li Lan looked at her transparent sphere, and silently compared it with her own wormhole.Can't compare, he shook his head frantically in his heart.

"This is an application for admission to an orphanage in a big city in this era. Just fill in the name of the school and throw it in the school mailbox. Oh, I have several copies. Do you want to accompany me? Now you are mine Guardian." Zhao Keke said.

Li Lan couldn't help complaining in her heart that she was still underage, so she was the guardian of Lao Shizi.Does the copy assume that all tower climbers are adults?

"Well...how about we wait, look, my companions are still awake, and I can't just leave them like this." Li Lan still wanted to delay.

Zhao Keke was not happy.She looked at the several sets of school uniforms on the table, her eyebrows were furrowed, she glared at Li Lan, Li Lan gave her an apologetic smile, her face almost froze.Zhao Keke has a great cause in mind, how could he be held back by him, she said: "In that case, let's take them away together."

Li Lan: "?"

Zhao Keke: "Red ones look the best, don't they?"

Li Lan: "The red one looks the best."

Zhao Keke snapped his fingers.Li Lan's heart moved, and just as she was about to say something bad, she was wrapped into a huge transparent ball together with the others, and was lifted into the air.

"What are you going to do?" Li Lan couldn't move, he asked the little girl in the sphere.

Zhao Keke shook her long hair and said, "I want to bring you all to school!"

Isn't this bullshitting!

Li Lan said, "Stop messing around! Which school would accept so many overage students!"

Zhao Keke said: "Who said they should be students?"

Li Lan: "What do you want to do?"

Zhao Keke suddenly turned around and smiled at him, Li Lan shivered.

Soon he knew what she wanted to do.Li Lan couldn't stop her, and could only watch as all the bosses in his team entered the school's affiliated hospital and were treated as vegetative people in the ward.

The school that Zhao Keke chose was a junior high school with an affiliated hospital.Li Lan stared dumbfounded at Zhao Keke's submission of the admission application, and received the admission notice the next day.

They went back to the seaside hut to pack their luggage and moved into the student dormitory.Perhaps the life of a winner in life is like this, you can have whatever you want, Li Lan was assigned to a quadruple room, and Zhao Keke moved directly into a single room.

To his surprise, Zhao Keke entered the same class as him.After asking twice, Zhao Keke replied that he was already sixteen.Li Lan thought she was only 14 years old, so he was really rude.

Just as he thought, the red school uniform matched Zhao Keke very well.He and Zhao Keke went to the cafeteria to eat together. Seeing that Auntie Dafan had given her two extra dishes, he also went up to grab a spoonful.Zhao Keke squeezed him, saying that he was deliberately taking advantage, Li Lan had been infected with a bit of a poisonous tongue by her these two days, and she was the first to answer her.

Zhao Keke, who had a bow tied on her head, got a little angry again. She put down the rice bowl and sat on the long table to chew alone.Li Lan didn't know why she was angry, so she sat across from her, saw that she was almost done eating, and started to ask questions.

"Why did the researchers who made you develop you into such a character? It stands to reason that people who want to help others are easy to talk to."

Zhao Keke stuffed a quail egg into his mouth.

"They showed me the news since I was a child, natural and man-made disasters, and all kinds of pitiful things. I asked them why they showed me this, and they said it wouldn't have happened if I was there."

Li Lan frowned.

"These things didn't happen because of you. You can feel sorry for them, but you can't feel guilty for what you did wrong or didn't do. Human beings will die. Are you responsible for everyone's death?"

"I know." Zhao Keke answered him, "but they are right, if I was there, they would not die. There are some things that only I can do, others, anyone else can't. Otherwise I And what did it come for?"

She was right.In fact, according to her thinking, it is "the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility".Many modern people may not be able to shoulder responsibilities comparable to their own abilities, but Zhao Keke doesn't think so.

Li Lan couldn't refute her, because he also longed for greater power and the corresponding responsibility in his heart.Looking at it from another angle, he is Zhao Keke on another level.

The author has something to say:

After writing 30 words, the income is only about [-] yuan, so it is really impossible to write.If Risix Riu can be saved, I am willing to work hard.

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