[Comprehensive] Hello, man, I'm sick

"Pfft", it was the sound of blood splattering, and it caused the "puff" sound of things being stirred, which made people feel sick for no reason.Person C woke up listening to the sound, but he didn't wake up because the sound was too loud, but because of the severe pain all over his body, which prevented him from staying in the conscious world for too long, so he took self-stress measures.He opened his eyes quickly, and with his head tilted, he could only see the pale sky outside through the rain curtain, and countless small birds flying by at low altitude, taking a curious look.

"Hey, you made this place bloody, how can I count the money!" A person protested, his voice was very close, and person C guessed that he was sitting at the position of his feet, his voice was thick, and he knew who it was without thinking , who else loves money in Xiaoli, Bingren spat out a mouthful of blood in embarrassment, and laughed softly.Hehe, I still have to survive for ten days. On the first day here, I was basically dismembered. If it weren't for the powerful healing ability of the ghoul, he would have reported to the world of death.

"Tch, this kid is still laughing!" The familiar voice approached with vigor and vigor, and soon, a golden color appeared on C's head, and the two looked at each other. "Oh? Aren't you afraid? Don't you feel pain? Huh?" Dida stretched his hands on the abdomen of the third man, who had no intact skin. He twitched in pain, his face was ferocious, but the corners of his mouth curled up . "Hee hee hee..." Very happy, C covered his face with his hands, his glasses seemed to have been lost on the way back, but he couldn't help being excited, the more pain the more excited, this reminded him of He has experienced all kinds of pain brought to him by being a killer in the real world, but this pain proves that you can bring pain to others. The more you know how painful it is, the more you can bring ten times more pain to others. pain.

He is a man who enjoys pain.

"Hey, get out of the way, Didara, I'm worshiping the evil god, move your feet away!" a person yelled vigorously, and Didara immediately became unhappy, and the two started arguing.Person C felt the pain in his abdomen gradually easing, and raised his head to look around. Five people were sitting in scattered corners. They were looking at this side, but they didn't make a sound. They were probably spectators.Two or two... I have Kakuzu and Hidan on my side, Deidara who came over just now, Kisame and Itachi Uchiha on the other side, so the ones sitting at the highest place are Payne and Konan, it should be It's a good thing the whirlpool mask is not there, otherwise I'm afraid I'll die early?

The boss's appearance so early will reduce the price too much, and the audience will not like it at that time, which will affect the ratings and popularity rankings.Although he doesn't know how old A Fei is, it must be true that he is after Naruto Uzumaki.

The red-haired fake boy suddenly appeared, "It's a pity that I can't make you a puppet."

Does that mean you've tried it?Person C rolled his eyes, struggled to sit up, and there was still a section of intestines exposed outside. After stuffing it back roughly, Person C sat on the huge pipe behind him, panting heavily, standing still. Measure the time required for recovery.As soon as the angle of view changed, I realized that the ground I was lying on had been drawn with inexplicable graphics. Could it be that I was a sacrificial offering?Thinking that Fei Duan was called an undead person, his fists were clenched tightly. How to survive for ten days among such a group of people... is indeed a very challenging problem.

"Hey, hahahahahaha, boy!" A sickle with a strange shape was stuck to his face abruptly, disfiguring... But C didn't call out, he wasn't interested in these people, so naturally he wouldn't give them a hand. Besides, this time I won't even be able to see Naruto, and I feel sad when I think about it.But it's true, did you run to give the opponent a spiral pill when you saw it?That task would be even more impossible. "It's quite a backbone." As a result, Fei Duan seemed to be interested, "You must have been sent by the evil god to play with me?"

Who is the evil god who sent you to play... Think about what the hooded man said, Shen Wanzi and the like, the name is an evil god.So C nodded his head.

The stomach still hurts, the intestines are all stirred together, fluttering, hehehehehehehehe...

Fei Duan exploded all of a sudden, and there was a series of babbles, Didala became even more furious, and quarreled with him, and the two of them almost broke out if they talked to each other.Person C looked in Payne's direction, and it seemed that this was the only way to save his life. "Boss, please let me join the Akatsuki organization." He knelt down on his knees, his forehead on the ground, and his dignity would be gone if he chewed it. The foam washed away by the water is gone forever.

In an instant, the rain was over, and the rare sun appeared for the first time in the sky after the rain washed away. The sun penetrated through the small gaps in the ceiling, covering Payne with a layer of golden armor, which still couldn't be removed.Person C didn't see it, otherwise he should complain again.Xiao Nan seemed a little surprised. She wanted to stop Payne who got up and left her seat, but found that she didn't know what to say. "Why?" Payne asked flatly. "Because I don't want to die." Person C lowered his body even lower, and the warm sunshine was covered by dark clouds after only 5 minutes, accompanied by the growth of moisture, and the drizzle fell leisurely.

"Hey, you couldn't die in the first place." Hiduan spoke from the side.Person C thought for a while, and changed his words, "I don't want to live a mediocre life."

"I can make money." The angle looked over.

"I believe in evil gods." Fei Duan began to sacrifice.

"I admire explosions and puppet art." Didara seemed very satisfied, but Scorpion didn't say anything.

"I... still have a younger brother. I hope my younger brother can remember his strength and never forget it, even if it is hatred." Uchiha Itachi also looked over.

Xiao Nan shook his head calmly.Payne spoke, "But we're already full."

"But..." Aren't there still trainee members?Before he could finish asking, a person suddenly jumped in from the outside, "Hey, this rain is so heavy, it's killing me!" The whirlpool mask shifted a few times, and came to the kneeling person C.Person C froze for a moment, the biggest boss was standing beside him, he could crush the existence of his own strength with one finger, it was impossible to defy him no matter what... right?I really want to do it again when I get stronger, tear up all those people who are stepping on his head now, pinch them, gnaw them, let them turn into weeds without roots!

Suddenly, a hand patted his head. "Hey, Ah Fei is also a trainee. It's no big deal to ask for another one. Just let him follow me. I want to take him to see the extreme magnificence of my explosion art!" Person C raised his head and looked at Didala, who was as confident as ever Look, didn't say a word, you...why are you pressing my head...

The aura exuded by A Fei didn’t look like he had missed the exciting scene. He tilted his head slightly and noticed that Payne was watching him, “One more is one more. Only people who compete will have the motivation to work hard. Let this kid join. , we, Akatsuki, also need fresh blood." He lowered his head, and the blood-red Sharingan rolled in front of C's eyes, and C looked back calmly, pretending that he didn't know anything.At the end, Ah Fei gave a "puchi" laugh, turned and left.

Don't do unnecessary things?Person B pursed his lips, it was only ten days anyway...

The author has something to say: Is it fun to watch the protagonist being abused?I am the Evil God Maruko!