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☆、#月上柳气头# 一【Catch insects】

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Lantern Festival, the flower market lights up like daylight.

The Shangyuan Festival in the south of the Yangtze River is especially lively.According to the custom of Beixia, on the day of Shangyuan Festival, ladies and gentlemen who usually do not leave the gate will wear veils and go out to parade in the street.

The lantern market is even more mixed with fish and dragons. Young men and women enjoy the lanterns at the lantern market, guess lantern riddles, and... find a lover for themselves and achieve a good marriage.

It was dusk, and the lantern market became more and more lively.But at this time, in the water pavilion far away from the bustling, there were two young girls drinking opposite each other.

Among the two girls, one was heavily made-up, her face was so thick that her original appearance could hardly be seen clearly, and the other was shorter and was looking at the heavily-made-up girl with a hungry wolf-like gaze.

The girl was uncomfortable being stared at by her, so she turned her head to one side, and said softly: "What are you doing looking at me like this? When she came out, she could only see a little red on the tips of her ears.

Even so, if you look carefully, you can still see that the two girls are similar in appearance, and they should be sisters from a wealthy family.

The younger sister propped her chin on the stone table with both hands, and said with a smile: "Sister, I think this attire suits you very well!" As she spoke, she stretched out her hand to the flagon as a matter of course.

"Really?" My sister also smiled, and then slapped her paw away without changing her face.

Then she suddenly changed her face and said: "Jiang Shuyu, did parents tell you that girls can't drink casually?" "

Hearing the first half of the sentence, Jiang Shuyu just looked a little strange, and when her sister said the last sentence, she couldn't help jumping up and retorting: "You...you still have the nerve to call me! Who in the world is worse at drinking? Is there no number!"

"Yeah, I don't know who went crazy after drinking a bowl of wine the day before yesterday and went up the tree to poke the honeycomb, making himself look like a human being." Sister Youyou said.

"You... Jiang Shuyu's little face was flushed, and she seemed very angry. After a while, she raised her legs like a broken jar, and said indifferently: "Yes, I don't know who drank with me Wine, who later became my accomplice. "

The elder sister raised her eyebrows: "Okay, it seems that you have forgotten who insisted on jumping into the pool in the backyard to take a bath for a glass of wine that winter a year ago."

"Who knows who drank and burned father's important letters three years ago and then blamed me?"

"Yeah, it never happened four years ago that I climbed into my bed smelling of alcohol and hugged me, 'Brother Shizi, take a look at me and I'm sure you'll fall in love with me'."

Jiang Shuyu's face turned red, her expression changed for a while, and finally she threw her hands together desperately: "Well, if you didn't mention Your Highness Xiao Shizi, I really didn't think of it. We held a banquet. Someone drank too much and molested his little prince, which made my elder brother refuse to come to our house for five years. Sister, tell me, I haven’t seen me for five years Brother Shizi, what should we do about this?"

My sister was silent for a long time, "Jiang Shuyu, are you looking for a beating?"

Jiang Shuyu felt that the air was suddenly solidified, smelled a faint smell of sex, and thought something bad in his heart, stood up and stepped back step by step, and said as he retreated: "Sister, we are all girls, so violent, no Good. You won't be able to marry in the future."

"Really?" My sister sneered.

"It's true, to lie to you, I'm a puppy... um... I suddenly remembered that the lady in the Wang's mansion next door asked me to play with her, I went to find her first, this wine I won't grab it, you can enjoy it slowly, my-beautiful-sister-sister."

After Jiang Shuyu finished speaking, he smeared the soles of his feet and slipped away. Only the girl and a black cat that had just slipped into the gazebo were left looking at each other.

She walked around with her arms open, looked down at her skirt, and then touched her lips with her hand, which was bright red.She frowned, showing a disgusted expression.

The author has something to say: Hello everyone!That's right it's me again!

This one shouldn't be finished for a long time!After all, I want to record my whim anytime, anywhere hhh

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☆、#月上柳枝头# [-]

There was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the gazebo, someone should have come in.

The girl is drinking with her back to the gazebo entrance.Indeed, as Jiang Shuyu said, she also knew that her alcohol capacity was extremely poor, but she and Jiang Shuyu both liked to drink, and at this time, after drinking half a bowl of old wine, she was already a little dizzy.

At this time, she said to the visitor without looking back: "Are you looking for sister She? She has already mixed with Xiaoya Wang on the other side of the street."

There was no movement behind her, maybe the visitor was confused by her incomprehensible words, the girl took another sip of wine:

"You heard me right. It's Wang Xiaoya from Mr. Wang's house with broad shoulders, round shoulders, fat head and big ears, who looks like a Maitreya Buddha when she smiles. You are late, son. I don't have any good cabbages for you. Please go back."

Li Yao had just entered the gazebo when he heard an inexplicable remark. He hadn't realized it yet, but after all, he was someone who had been around the Fengyue Field for a long time. He said: "I see the girl sitting alone in the pavilion. It's out of place, so I came to bother you, the girl is alone, you don't feel lonely." After saying that, he saw the girl turn around.

This girl is so heavily made up that she can't see her true colors at all, and it can even be called... hurting her eyes.Li Yao couldn't help being stunned.Against his will, he praised: "The girl is so beautiful."

The girl looked at him for a while, as if her reaction was half a beat behind, then covered her face with her hands: "Oh, don't be like this, sir, he will be shy..."

She seemed to think of something again suddenly, and called out in a panic: "Ah!" Then she turned her face away quickly.

——Northern Xia custom, women who have not left the pavilion must wear a veil when they go out, and they will only take it off when they meet someone they like, so that the other party can see the woman's face.

"Jiang Shuyu, that little bastard! You forgot to remind me of this!" The girl was furious, "Go back and take his head off as a kick!"

Li Yao also seemed to have realized something, took a few steps forward, and put on a face like a dog: "We are the only two of us here today, and you don't have to stick to the complicated etiquette in the world."

The girl nodded, and asked Li Yao to sit opposite the small table.

"I'm next to Li Yao, I don't know the girl's name." Li Yao's girl blinked, feeling that the name sounded familiar.

The girl's drunkenness that was frightened by Li Yao's arrival just now came up again, and the tips of his ears were covered with a thin layer of red, and he said slowly: "Qin...Luo Fu."

"Luofu" Li Yao pondered for a moment, "A good name, a person lives up to the name, and the girl is as beautiful as your name."

Qin Luofu smiled politely at him, and he didn't believe Li Yao's nonsense about deceiving women in Fengyue Field at all.

Li Yao cleared his throat, "It would be a pity if such a beautiful day and beauty passed away like this—Madam, I would like to talk about it again with Zaibu Linfenglou"

☆、#月上柳气头# [-]【Catch insects】

Linfenglou is the best restaurant in Jiangzhou, only wealthy families or official families can hold banquets here.

Qin Luofu's father was the magistrate of Jiangzhou, and she had followed him several times.Her capacity for alcohol is indeed not good, and her wine quality is extremely poor. She often gets drunk after not drinking much, and she can do anything when she is drunk.The most outrageous thing is the banquet five years ago mentioned by King Jiang Shu.

The magistrate had a friendly relationship with the prince of Huainan, the younger brother of the emperor's belt, so he invited the prince of Huainan to the banquet.Qin Luofu was also present, of course, and was very drunk—even if he didn't drink much, it was only three or four bowls of homemade pear flower wine.Then she hugged Xiao Shizi, who was about the same age as her, by her side and refused to let go.Say something like "Beauty. I fell in love with you at first sight, and you will not marry me in this life."While everyone was stunned, they still yelled for Xiao Shizi to obey him.

She was twelve or thirteen years old then.Xiao Shizi didn't know what happened, Qin Luofu's Lushan claws had already stretched towards King Xiao Huai.It is said that if the magistrate hadn't stopped her, Xiao Shizi would probably "lose his virginity" on the spot.

——When this incident was accidentally mentioned by the magistrate, Qin Luofu didn't remember anything, so she didn't believe it, and Jiang Shuyu, the little bastard, was rolling around laughing beside him.

When she thought about it, she was full of anger, and Xiao Shizi seemed to be avoiding her. He hadn't set foot in their house for five years, and now Qin Luofu could barely remember what Xiao Shizi looked like.

"Forget it, next time I have a chance to apologize to him," she thought.

"Miss Qin..." Li Yao's voice pulled her back from the farther and farther thoughts, "but this meal is not to the girl's appetite." Generous." Qin Luofu laughed, and took a glass of spirits from Li Ji.

Linfenglou's wine is good wine, and it is absolutely not as soothing as its own pear blossom wine.She doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, but Li Yao kept pouring her wine. Qin Luofu drank happily and didn't think too much about it, so he always drank it honestly. But after a long time, she was already drunk and unconscious. The whole body exudes a smell of alcohol.

Most of the thick makeup on her face was wiped off at some point, Li Yao could almost see a part of her real appearance from it, and suddenly felt very interested, so he stretched out his hand to wipe off the rest for her.

It can be seen that Qin Luofu is indeed a beauty, her facial features are slightly angular, not as soft as other women, which is a flavor that Li Yao has never tasted before.

"The girl is so beautiful, why do you have to put such a thick layer of makeup on your face? I'm afraid that there will be ... unruly people." Li Yao lowered his voice and whispered in Zuo Luofu's ear, already drunk The old Tai Luofu was so teased by these words that even the roots of his ears were dyed a thin layer of red.

Somehow, she was picked up by Li Yao and placed on the soft couch in the room.Qin Luo vaguely remembered that the inscription in this compartment was called "Mandarin Duck Stream", and it was quite obvious what he wanted to do.

Li Yao was surprised to find that Qin Luofu's stature was not much different from his own, and he was a bit taller than himself after putting on the shoes. He was a little surprised, but when he thought of Qin Luofu's heroic gestures, he immediately I feel that this girl has a wild nature and was raised as a man since she was a child.

Li Yao rolled over on the couch, put his hands on both sides of Tai Luofu's shoulders, and pressed his whole body on her body.

Li Yao wrapped his arms around Qin Luofu's waist through his clothes, and kissed her delicately on the lips.Qin Luoshu let out a moan, and he heard the person on his body breathing a little fast, and a hand was also pulling restlessly on his body, and he was puzzled for a while.

"Where am I? I'm below? - Why am I below?" Thinking of this, Qin Luofu turned over and pressed Li Yao under him.Li Yao didn't have time to react, and was blocked by Qin Luofu.

Li Yao's lips were bitten gently, Qin Luofu seemed to be very skilled, while wreaking havoc in Li Yao's mouth, he kneaded his waist leisurely with his hands.Li Yao was numb all over, he couldn't help but relax in a daze, and let Qin Luofu play with him.

After finally recovering a little bit of consciousness, Li Yao always felt that there was something strange, and thought out of breath: "Why do I feel that I am a big man, and I am not as proficient in doing this kind of thing as her?"

"My dear, you really know how to grind people." Li Yao panted in a gap.His breathing was a little disordered, and what he said had a small ending, which was quite provocative.Qin Luofu smiled lowly, and reached out his hand into Li Yao's half-opened clothes.

Li Yao belatedly thought that there seemed to be something wrong with being crushed by one woman after another, he struggled twice, trying to regain the initiative, but Qin Luofu crushed him even more to death.Her strength was astonishing, Li Yao could only remain motionless under her restraint.

"Don't move around, just be patient." Di leaned into Li Zhi's ear and whispered, "I will be very gentle." Di's movements followed the words all the way down, and Li Yao suddenly grabbed her hand.

"What's the matter, beauty?"

Li Yao suddenly lost all drunkenness and was sober that he could no longer be sober. The voice of "Qin Luofu" has completely changed, it is a dull and deep voice that only men can make.

"You—" Li Yao opened his mouth, struggled violently a few times, but did not break free as expected.

"Qin Luofu"'s hand had almost touched the unspeakable part under Li Yao, "she" kissed Li Yao again, and continued to rub her hand down.

And then she—no, him.Jiang Ye.Jiang Ye quickly withdrew his hand again, turned over suddenly, and lit the candle in the room in a flash.

The faint candlelight illuminated everything in the house, including two disheveled men.

Both of them were stripped and still holding the pipa and half covering their faces, breathing in the air, sitting on the soft couch with complicated emotions and looking at each other.Jiang Ye was originally drunk and unconscious, but after this tossing, he completely woke up. Just now, he got so carried away that he mistook Li Yao for a woman.

——Yes, after all, he had never seen such a good-looking person.

The atmosphere at this moment was extremely embarrassing, neither of them knew what to say, after a long time, Li Yao asked in his slightly smug voice, "Is it fun?"

"Ah" Is it because you eat too much and get too busy or I'm crazy?" Li You said coldly. "Well...you can't blame me for this matter, it's my younger brother's grandson who insisted on pulling me..."

Before Jiang Ye finished speaking, Li Yao couldn't take it any longer. He snorted coldly, straightened his clothes and left angrily.Jiang Ye was dumbfounded again, raised his hand and punched himself.

☆、#月上柳气头# [-]【Catch insects】

Jiang Ye didn't even know how he got back to the palace. Smelling of alcohol, he broke into Jiang Shuyu's room and pulled him out of the quilt.

Jiang Shuyu didn't know what happened, she rubbed her eyes, and said in a childish voice, "My dear sister, what can I do with you?"

Jiang Ye couldn't bear it any longer, and slapped him hard. Jiang Shuyu woke up with a loud "Aww".

Jiang Ye took the opportunity to sarcastically say: "Oh, it didn't take long for Wang Xiaoya to torture you into this dying state after being so powerful."

Jiang Shuyu was angry at first, and raised his head to refute. Just as he met Jiang Ye's gaze, he suddenly felt something bad in his heart, and immediately lowered his head again, with a flattering meaning: Brother, what's the use of what happened? If you get my place, I, the little brother, will definitely go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire!"

"Okay, now I hope you will kill yourself and come to see me with your head up." Jiang Ye raised his eyebrows.

"Farewell, brother, we have been a brotherhood for 15 years anyway! Are you willing to treat me like this?" Jiang Shuyu was so skinny and shameless in order to survive under Jiang Ye's hands at this moment, the arm holding Jiang Ye was shaking again and again It was shaking, and goosebumps were rubbed all over Jiang Ye's body, so he said blankly: "Brotherhood, first think about what you did to your siblings today, and then talk about brotherhood with me.

Jiang Ye felt a headache when he thought of the nonsense he had done that day, and the root cause of all this was that someone poured... medicine into his drinking cup.Not so on the table medicine.

So Jiang Shuyu turned his thoughts to the other side: "Brother...you won't really..." Jiang Ye gave him a hard look.Jiang Shuyu's breath was stagnant: "No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I were just playing around. I really didn't expect a man to like you..."

Jiang Ye:

Realizing that he seemed to have said something wrong, Jiang Shuyu said again with a broken heart: "No...I mean, oh, brother, you——are you the one above or the one below?"

Jiang Ye slapped him again.

After being relatively silent for a long time, Jiang Shuyu sighed: "Brother, my condolences."

"You are so embarrassed, if it weren't for you, how could I still be here now?"

After another incense stick of time, Jiang Shuyu suddenly remembered something, and shouted: "Ah! By the way, brother, the prince of Huainan is coming to our house tomorrow!"

"What do I care?" Jiang Ye disdainful, anyway, according to previous experience, the little prince will not come.

"Father said that my elder brother Shizi will come together! This is a good opportunity for you to mess with elder brother Shizi, brother!" Jiang Shuyu looked excited.

...is your chance.

I saw Jiang Shuyu said seriously: "Brother, if you have the ability to marry Shi Zigege back as my sister-in-law, I will definitely regard you as my belief in the future, and I will do whatever you ask me to do. I will die."

This guy expressed his loyalty to him just now, but in a blink of an eye, he changed his words - Jiang Ye cast a contemptuous look at him.

"You better get lost." He said to Jiang Shuyu.

☆、#月上柳气头# [-]【Catch insects】

King Huainan is the younger brother of the current emperor.The first emperor passed away, and the new emperor succeeded him, changing his year name to "Chengming".

Emperor Chengming was very suspicious when he was still the prince. In order to stabilize his position, he personally decreed that his younger brother, Prince Yan, be relegated to Huainan County, where the emperor was far away from Tiangao, and became a king of Huainan who did nothing.

King Huaixiang made friends with the prefect of Jiangzhou, and the relationship between the two was very friendly, so the Jiangfu and the Huainan palace often held banquets. Everyone knew that King Huainan was not a good person. Jing is superfluous.

Emperor Li Jing also gradually lost his wariness towards King Huainan, and once asked him to return to the capital to be his Prince Yan, but the King of Huainan refused. According to him, the beautiful scenery of Huainan County makes people linger... .

With heavy steps, Jiang Ye and Jiang Shuyu followed the prefect Jiang to welcome the people from the palace.

He had a rough night the night before, and the next day he was picked up by the magistrate before he woke up. He would be even more listless, and he could fall asleep after a little relaxation, until someone reported that the king of Huainan had arrived. Reluctantly cheer up a little spirit.

King Huainan was tall and straight, with a kind face, and it could be vaguely seen that when he was young, he should also be an unparalleled good son.Jiang Ye's eyes swept over him, and he saluted indiscriminately.

The King of Huainan exchanged a few words with Jiang Zhifu, and then said to Jiang Ye: "The eldest son is actually in the palace today." Jiang Ye could hear the tone of the prince clearly saying, "The eldest son Jiang didn't go out to fool around today." Twitching the corners of his mouth: "The prince is here, it would be inappropriate for the junior if he doesn't greet him."

Then King Huainan smiled, and said kindly: "It just so happens that the little boy Li Yao is here today, so you two can catch up on the old days." It's been five years, so it's good to talk about it clearly.The province is like a stick in the throat every day.

WTF?Li Yao?

Jiang Ye raised his head abruptly, meeting the eyes of the young man behind King Huainan.After seeing the appearance of "Little Shizi", Jiang Ye's last drowsiness was thrown out of Jiuxueyun. ——He said why the name Li Yao is so familiar!

"It's you" the two of them spoke almost at the same time, and then Li Jiao's face turned black instantly, and he took the lead to look away.

Jiang Ye probably also felt that the atmosphere was very awkward at this time, so he touched his nose trying to hide it.

Seeing Jiang Ye's expression, Jiang Shuyu secretly laughed at him gleefully.

Jiang Zhifu said: "Jiang Ye, you take the little prince around the mansion, Shuyu, please pay attention to me, don't be crazy." Just after saying this, Jiang Shuyu, who had been waiting for a long time, rushed towards him. Li Yao half-pushed and half-coaxed him to nowhere, Jiang Zhifu was also busy calling Huainan King brother and brother, leaving only Jiang Ye watching Li Yao's back, neither following him nor not following him.

Jiang Ye saw Jiang Shuyu serving tea and water for Li Yao with a flattering face. Li Yao's expression was unnatural, and he probably wanted to leave the house the moment he saw Jiang Ye.Jiang Ye stood far away from them and watched silently, wondering whether he should go up to apologize or something.

He was busy distracted, when Li Jiao felt a gaze staring at him, he looked over, and found that Jiang Ye was looking at him, Jiang Ye felt ashamed for the second time in a short period of time.He didn't think it was a big deal, so he walked up to Li Yao in a broken jar.

Li Yao originally thought that he would babble nonsense, but Jiang Ye put on a weeping expression in a doggy manner, and said: "It's my fault, it's all mine. Wrong, dear, don't dislike me!"

Li Yao was probably not sure which song he was singing, so he raised his eyebrows.

Jiang Ye said again: "My darling, you can ask me to do whatever you want. I'll treat you like a cow or a horse, even kneeling on the washboard! Don't be so darling."

Jiang Shuyu froze in shock.Li Yao felt that this person was really thick-skinned: "The medical clinic is on Shili Street, and those who haven't taken medicine can figure it out." Jiang Ye continued to speak surprisingly: "My sweetheart, you were not like this in bed last night Said!"

Jiang Shuyu probably couldn't listen anymore, so he interjected: "Brother, what's wrong with your brain? It hasn't lost its function, has it?"

So Jiang Ye calmly said again: "Hey, it's him." Jiang Ye pointed to Jiang Shuyu, "He has a habit of wearing women's clothing and he wants to take me with him, so he is the culprit."

Jiang Shuyu seemed to have finally realized what had happened. Looking at Xiao Shizi's expression on his face, he thought, "If you don't leave now, when will you wait?" So he immediately took a step back, and then another step, He shouted: "Jiang Ye, you are a liar! I am not! I am not! Brother Shizi, don't believe him! He is full of nonsense! Jiang Ye, shut up, you bastard!"

Dude, incoherent.

Jiang Ye watched Jiang Shuyu rush out, after a while, he found that the speed at which the little boy ran for his life might not even be able to catch up with him.

Li Yao was not affected at all, with a casual look: "What else do you want to say?"

Jiang Ye: "...It's gone." The main reason is that I dare not say it.

"It's not impossible to ask the king to forgive you." Li Yao was in a good mood when he saw Jiang Ye's sincere and fearful expression, and wanted to have fun with him, so he leaned into Jiang Ye's ear and said softly:

"How about this, you put on women's clothes, lie down and let me slaughter you, then I can forgive you."

☆、#月上柳气头# [-]【Catch insects】

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Ye became dumb.

In fact, Li Jiao didn't really think about what to do - after all, he himself was a person who had been in the romantic arena, if all the people he had raped came to him to take responsibility, he would not be able to live so easily now.He just said these words right now because he felt that Jiang Ye's embarrassed expression must be very funny, so he took a sip of tea, lowered his head and played with the teacup, pretending to be indifferent and waiting for Jiang Ye's reaction.

Jiang Ye seemed to be thinking about this question very seriously, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally raised his head, looked straight into Li Yao's eyes, and said seriously: "...Actually, it's not impossible if it's you."

Li Yao: "..."

Jiang Ye hooked the corners of his lips, leaned closer to Li Yao, and said softly, "After all, if I can share the bed with a beauty like His Royal Highness, and do such upside-down things together, no matter how I think about it, I feel extremely happy!"

Li Yao: "..." I have never seen such a brazen person!

Jiang Shuyu, who didn't go far and hid in the dark with a short body, trying to watch the show: "..." Why is my brother's face getting thicker every day? ? ?

Li Yao stopped planting the teacup, and looked at Jiang Ye - the two of them are very close at the moment, and they can bump into each other a little further away, so it seems that they are two... good brothers who have a very good relationship.

So Li Yao stepped back silently, took the lead to look away, and coughed twice.

He originally thought that he was a thick-skinned senior dude, but he didn't expect to be blocked by a person who "suspected to have a special hobby" in a few words. He was in the mood of watching other people joke , but in the end he didn't expect that he would end up as a joke.

Jiang Ye thought that Li Yao was really interesting, so he couldn't help but burst out laughing with a "puchi", and even made an inch of it: "Beauty, aren't you shy?" He said frivolously, "It's okay, I wasn't it yesterday Are you under the pressure? Reciprocity, let me serve you today, how much have I sacrificed? Do you think this will work?"

It was fine if he didn't say anything, as soon as he said this, Li Yao's face turned red, and the strange flush spread all the way to his ears, as if he was afraid that Li Yao would not know the embarrassment.

At this moment, he felt that he just dug a hole for himself, and then jumped into the world without hesitation, and now he had to stay in it.

Jiang Shuyu wailed unbearably after listening to the raving words, and walked away bearing the humiliation on his face.

Jiang Ye then smiled and said, "Little bastard, I told you to eavesdrop!" Then he sat back upright, not knowing where his all-powerful lust had gone, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed himself.So he had nothing to say and said authentically: "Well... I knew that kid was eavesdropping-you know, I was joking just now, that, His Royal Highness, don't take it to heart."

Li Yao was so ashamed and indignant that he said out of nowhere: "Don't take it to heart? Your thinking is beautiful!"

Suddenly both of them froze.The surrounding atmosphere suddenly became a little subtle.

Jiang Ye: "Huh?"

Li Yao didn't want him to notice his mood, so he gave a cold "huh" and strode away.

"What's wrong with Li Yao?" Jiang Ye murmured.

The banquet that day was destined to be unsatisfactory.

The three juniors were busy eating and eating, and no one cared about answering each other. Jiang Zhifu quickly noticed that his two sons were not in the right state, especially Jiang Shuyu—this bastard would clamor for a drink as long as he took a chance on weekdays. After getting himself drunk, he began to jump up and down like a big horse monkey, but today he ate without making a sound, and looked in the direction of Jiang Ye and Li Yao from time to time.So the magistrate asked: "Shuyu, are you uncomfortable looking at your brother?"

Jiang Shuyu couldn't think of anything when he spoke, so he opened his mouth and said, "Father, let me tell you, you don't know that Jiang Ye is actually a dead man... oh!"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Ye stuffed his mouth with a steamed stuffed bun, and said with a smile: "Shuyu just wants my brother to feed him steamed stuffed buns with his own hands. Father, you see, we brothers are so friendly, just leave him alone." ,Leave it to me." Why is Shuyu uncomfortable? We brothers will definitely take good care of it, and you don't need to worry about it, ha, ha, ha. "

Li Yao rolled his eyes.

☆、#月上柳气头# Seven [Catch insects]

It never occurred to Li Yao that he would actually fall for such an annoying thing as Jiang Ye.Since Jiang Ye confirmed Li Yao's identity, no matter what Li Yao was doing, he could always find Jiang Ye popping up behind, in front of, or beside him at any time.

It wouldn't be too bad if he was doing other things, but one day, Li Yao even poked out half of Jiang Ye's head after seeing the screen while taking a bath.

Li Yao: "..."

Jiang Ye: "?????!!!"

Jiang Ye quickly withdrew his gaze, hid behind and leaned against the screen, and shouted: "Sin, sin!" In order to prevent Li Yao from getting angry, he thought he had a conscience and added: "Brother Shizi, don't worry, I don't know You're in the shower but you're in good shape—yuck, I didn't see I didn't see anything, really! Believe me! But I'm on my own, and I'm still responsible to you."

Yep, incoherent.

In fact, Li Yao's heart was calm at this time.He didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, probably because Jiang Ye made it invulnerable to all poisons.

He even walked up to Jiang Ye, looked at the other's face, and said sincerely: "It's all here, do you want to wash together?"

"Ah? Ah... what did you say?" Li Yao was almost standing in front of Jiang Ye. Jiang Ye didn't know where to look. He tried his best to look up, but he still couldn't help staring. On Li Yao, Jiang Ye, who saw a certain part of him, went blank for an instant.

Li Yao seemed to think Jiang Ye's expression was funny, so he laughed heartlessly.

"One... Let's wash together... Then, no way... My father is in his fifties this year... It's inappropriate, I seem to have seen yours before... Bah, I..."

"Jiang Ye." Li Yao kept smiling and called him, "I advise you to be more careful next time you see me."

"Huh???" Jiang Ye woke up from the dream, "Why?"

"Because." Li Yao stopped smiling, walked to the coat rack, took his middle coat and put it on, "I will see you peel your skin one layer at a time."

Jiang Ye suddenly felt as if his body was cold.Li Yao came over and saw Jiang Ye running away as he wished.

"Oh, coward."

The author has something to say: it was the content that was not coded before the start of school. After a whole week, I unexpectedly forgot what I was thinking at the beginning... After all, this is a collection of short stories, all improvised, even the outline I didn’t write any of them, so if I write them with my IQ, there will definitely be irrational places. Let’s just let it go... Thank you for your tolerance

☆、#月上柳气头# Eight【Catch insects】

Jiang Ye often ran to the Huainan Prince's Mansion these days, so he got involved with Li Yao.So this made Jiang Shuyu very upset.

——First of all, when there was no Li Yao in the past, Jiang Ye would toss around with Jiang Shuyu every day, and occasionally he would fall into the childish tricks that Jiang Shuyu made for him—this has always been Jiang Shuyu’s miserable life every day A little source of happiness unearthed inHowever, now that Jiang Ye harassed Xiao Shizi all day long, he no longer had time to play house with Jiang Shuyu.

Furthermore, Xiao Shizi has always been Jiang Shuyu's idol—well, I don't know what it is.After all, Li Yao is a person, besides his romantic nature, he really can't find any other talents to show off.

Now Xiaoshizi is busy playing hide-and-seek and battle royale with Jiang Zhifu's eldest son happily, so naturally he doesn't pay attention to Jiang Shuyu.

In the beginning, the two of them knew how to keep their identities and to be reserved, so they restrained themselves a bit, but later on they became bolder. Jiang Shuye walked freely in the Huainan palace, and Li Yao chased Jiang Ye with a big knife every day, which made the county The two families of Wangfu and Jiangfu have really been in a state of chaos and restlessness for a while.

"I'm going to look for your beauty elder brother, Xiao Shuyu must obediently listen to Daddy at home!" Jiang Ye put his hand on Jiang Shuyu's head, and stroked his hair with a "doting face".

"Bah! Duanxiu!." Jiang Shuyu was expressionless, "Duanxiu is wearing women's clothes, you are disgusting to me!"

Jiang Ye, who was wearing heavy makeup and a flowing fairy dress, squeezed Jiang Shuyu's face again, squeezed his throat, and said, "Oh! No way! If you die, Xiao Shuyu, I won't have a younger sister in my family! How about this?" That's good!"

"Get lost!" Jiang Shuyu turned around and left.

Seeing that the goal of molesting Jiang Shuyu to make him sick had been achieved, Jiang Ye happily whistled and jumped out of the wall, planning to start stalking Li Yao Xintian.

He walked into the mansion of King Huainan in a big way, and the servants of the mansion also seemed to have normal expressions, and saluted Jiang Ye habitually, but they couldn't help it after seeing Mr. Jiang's strange attire today. Stopping to wait and see, Jiang Ye was not annoyed, but rather smugly nodded at them and flattened himself, then walked all the way to the wing where Li Yao was.

——At this time of weekdays, Li Yao is usually studying, or a little lazy, resting.Jiang Ye didn't come to harass Li Yao all day yesterday, and he was in a panic today. The magistrate Jiang asked Jiang Ye to do something yesterday, so it was not easy for Li Yao to be quiet for a day.

I don't know what Jiang Ye usually thinks in his mind, and where does he get his confidence. He said with certainty that Li Yao must not think about food if he doesn't see him for a day. Have fun together by yourself.So Jiang Ye, a dead man—no, a pervert snatched a set of attire that he thought was beautiful from Jiang Shuyu's room, and even seriously taught the maid in Jiang's mansion how to put on makeup for himself.

He carefully erased the sharp edges and corners of his face, and turned into a real beauty with a tall horse, a big body and a strong body but a weak face.It was euphemistically called "Oh, I haven't seen you all day, I must give Shi Zimei a big surprise!", but I don't know if it will turn into a shock in the end.

Jiang Ye knocked on Li Yao's door confidently.However, no one came for a long time.It wasn't once or twice that Jiang Ye ran into a wall here, so he pushed open the door with ease.

There was not even a single person in the room—things were neatly arranged, and there was no sign of Li Yao's presence at all.It's so early in the morning, where can Li Yao go?

Jiang Ye casually grabbed a slave from the outside, and asked him with an unfriendly expression: "Where did your family fool around in the morning?" "This..." The slave was startled, and stammered: "Slave, I don't know ——Xiao Shizi, I went out last night... I haven't come back yet... I don't know why Mr. Jiang is looking for my master?"

Jiang Ye was extremely angry for a moment.If you haven't returned all night, then dare to ask where can His Royal Highness stay for a whole night!

"I'm his husband, why do you think I'm looking for him!" Jiang Ye threw down these words viciously, and left angrily, leaving only the servant stunned in place for a while, flustered by the wind.

As for where to find Li Yao, he naturally had some concerns in his mind.

Sleeping flower building.

Most of the fireworks places in Beixia take some seemingly elegant and lofty names, as if a signboard can completely cover all the filth and embarrassment behind it.Jiang Ye's master, who obviously couldn't use his head, was finally "forced" to calm down for a day, and Li Yao was able to "relax and relax" when he was free.

It was too late last night, so the sun is already high today, and Li Yao still has the intention of continuing to sleep.The beauty lying beside him gently picked up the hand that was on his waist, got up and got out of bed and went away, Li Yao grunted dissatisfiedly, but finally he was reluctant to open his eyes to take a look.

The beauty turned on the couch again and bit Li Yao's lips.

This kiss was extremely lingering and long. Li Yao was restrained under the other party's body, and could only passively cater to the movements of the person above him. When he suspected that he was about to be out of breath, the person finally let him go.

"Why are you so hungry, elf? But I didn't feed you yesterday.