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It is too difficult to explain how a fake eunuch becomes a real man, so Hua Anzai decided to tell Qi Xingyun with practical actions, which is intuitive, clear and concise.

only……

Hua Anzai was thinking again. He and Qi Xingyun had had so many intimate relationships before, and even had children. Qi Xingyun still knew him very well, and he knew that he was a eunuch a long time ago.

"Will it scare the prince?" Hua Anzai was thinking seriously, after all, things like little brothers really don't just grow out of them.

"Hmm..." Hua Anzai was paying attention again, why not prepare some wine and make the prince half-drunk, so that the prince will not be sober for a while, and his mind will not turn fast enough, so he can accept it a little better.

If the crown prince is drunk, he can still...

Thinking of this, Hua An raised the corners of her lips again, and gave a "sinister smile" without a smile on her face.The first day he became a real man, of course he wanted to use the "new function".His Royal Highness is so good-looking, so cute, so docile, Hua Anzai wanted to taste it a long time ago, how could he miss today's great opportunity to counterattack.

Hua An walked out of the house immediately and told Yun'er to prepare some wine, the stronger the better.

Yun'er was a little surprised, and said: "Master Governor, you should be leaving for Liangzhou tomorrow, if you get drunk, you will have a headache when you get up early."

"It's okay." Hua Anzai said, "I'm not drunk, just drink a little."

He thought in his heart that it was good to be a little drunk, but not completely drunk, so that serious business would not be delayed.Otherwise, if the conditions on the road are good or not, wouldn't it be even more impossible to make a move?

Yun'er didn't say much, nodded and said: "Then Yun'er will go and prepare."

Soon, Yun'er handled the affairs quickly, came back with a jar of wine, and handed it to Hua Anzai.Hua An returned to the room with the wine jar in her arms, poured out the wine, and poured it into the teacup on the table.

"Teacher, I'm back."

Just after pouring a glass of wine, Qi Xingyun came back.

Hua Anzai walked quickly to the door to meet her, and asked, "How is it?"

Qi Xingyun held his hand with a smile, and said, "Look at me, don't worry, the emperor has already allowed me to go to Liangzhou with you."

Qi Xingyun had a showdown with the old emperor Qi Jiang, and the two talked for a long time.

Knowing that the matter could not be concealed, the old emperor told Qi Xingyun about his life experience.Qi Xingyun is indeed not Qi Jiang's son, but he has watched Qi Xingyun grow up day by day.

Qi Jiang hated Qi Xingyun, but with the passage of time, people's hearts are fleshy. Although the old emperor was still awkward, he was ready to hand over Qi State to Qi Xingyun, so he decided to send someone to kill Princess Xue Guo to silence her. , to protect Qi Xingyun's identity.

Qi Xingyun held Hua Anzai's hand, sighed, and said, "I don't know what I'm thinking, it's very complicated."

Hua Anzai patted him on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, I will be by your side."

"Teacher is so kind."

Qi Xingyun looked up at Hua Anzai, and his voice was gentle and sweet.

Hua An felt that when Qi Xingyun opened his mouth, half of his body softened, and he really had no resistance at all.

He immediately picked up the wine glass on the table and said, "Are you thirsty? Drink."

Qi Xingyun didn't think much about it, he didn't know there was wine in the teacup, so he drank it after taking it.

When I tasted it, the taste was not right at all, it was very spicy, even if it wasn't tea in the teacup, it was still full of spirits.Qi Xingyun's expression froze, and it was hard to spit out this big mouthful, so he just drank it down.

Qi Xingyun smiled and said: "Could it be that the Taifu prepared wine in advance and asked me to use it to relieve my worries?"

Hua An was shaking her head.

"Don't worry, Taifu, I'm really fine." Qi Xingyun turned away, and said with a smile: "It's better to talk about it than to hide it all the time, isn't it?"

Hua An nodded, and enthusiastically poured another glass of wine for Qi Xingyun.

Qi Xingyun was really confused, he didn't understand why Hua Anzai asked him to drink.But since Hua Anzai was ready and fed to his lips, Qi Xingyun had no reason not to drink.

He didn't even need to do anything, he drank a cup of wine with Hua An's hand.

Hua Anzai was very happy, thinking that drinking three cups should be about the same?Then let the prince have another drink.

Just thinking of this, Qi Xingyun stood up, got up from the wheelchair, then hugged Hua An in his arms, bowed his head and kissed Hua Anzai's lips.

Pressed by the warm touch, Hua Anzai naturally would not refuse Qi Xingyun's kiss.However, the next moment, the cool liquid flowed into the gap between Hua Anzai's lips.

Qi Xingyun didn't swallow that sip of wine, and through this kiss, half of it was given to Hua Anzai.Hua Anzai was unprepared, so Gudong drank it, and immediately felt that everything from her throat to her stomach was on fire.

"so spicy……"

Hua An sighed.

Qi Xingyun smiled and said: "Where did the Taifu find this kind of strong wine, it is indeed very spicy."

The spicy feeling was eaten, and it soon became a little bit hot.Hua Anzai is more sensitive to alcohol, and it is easy to drink sweet wine on weekdays, let alone this kind of high-purity spirits.

"Master?"

Qi Xingyun supported Hua Anzai, he couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "Teacher, are you okay? It's only half a cup."

"Of course it's fine." Hua Anzai spoke clearly, but at a slower pace.

Hua Anzai pointed to the wine jar and said, "Keep drinking."

"Still drinking?" Qi Xingyun said, "I'll get drunk."

Hua Anzai said, "The last cup!"

"That's good." Qi Xingyun couldn't resist him, so he had to pour a cup, and then held Hua An and fed it to him.

Qi Xingyun shook his head and said, "Why does Tai Tuo like drinking so much? He obviously has a poor capacity for drinking."

"Um..."

Hua An was shaking her head, trying to say that she didn't drink it herself, but asked Qi Xingyun to drink the last cup.But the wine glass was brought to his mouth, and as soon as he spoke, he was fed a glass by Qi Xingyun instead.

"Gudong-"

Hua An was drinking a glass of spirits, but this time she couldn't feel the heat anymore, she was so dizzy that she couldn't stand up, and couldn't stand upright at all.

"The Tai Tuo is indeed drunk, is the Tai Tuo okay?"

Qi Xingyun hugged Hua Anzai, seeing that he couldn't stand firmly, he simply picked him up and put him on the soft couch.

"I'm not drunk or not, I... can..." Hua An sat up in a tummy tuck.

Qi Xingyun smiled and kissed Hua Anzai on the cheek, and said, "The Taifu's face is hot, and you still say you are not drunk?"

Hua Anzai had a straight face, but her cheeks were bright red, and Qi Xingyun's heart beat a little faster.

Qi Xingyun endured it, thinking that he should leave the capital tomorrow and go on the road. If he had a "beastly outburst", how could the Tai Tuo be on the road if he was unwell?It's better to be patient.

"Hey, Taifu, let's go to bed earlier today." Qi Xingyun said.

"No!" Hua An waved her hand, hugged Qi Xingyun directly, and said, "There are... still things to share with you...to share!"

Qi Xingyun said: "What's the matter? Taifu, tell me."

"It's just me... I..." Hua An couldn't straighten her tongue, she felt that the words were on the edge of her mouth, but she couldn't make it clear, and said vaguely: "Spring... spring breeze... no, no, it's spring, spring is coming……"

Qi Xingyun's head got dizzy when he heard it, and he couldn't understand the spring breeze and spring at all.

"It seems that Taifu is really drunk, or we can talk about it tomorrow." Qi Xingyun coaxed him.

"I'm not thirsty, I'm not thirsty!" Hua An was shaking her head, and shaking her hands again and again, saying, "I'm not thirsty, I can't drink any more."

Qi Xingyun really didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Teacher, be good, don't drink anymore."

Hua An nodded, pulled Qi Xingyun's sleeve and said: "Just... I haven't finished, it's just... I..."

Hua An was saying "I", but poked Qi Xingyun's chest and said, "Seven times a night!"

"what?"

Qi Xingyun suspected that the Taifu suddenly teased him, which made his mouth dry suddenly.His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was inexplicably complacent. Although the Crown Prince was not experienced enough, he was young and vigorous, and his physical strength was quite good.Seven times a night is a bit of an exaggeration, but definitely...

"no no!"

Before Qi Xingyun was proud to end, Hua Anzai had already waved his hands and said, "No, no! Too little! Too little!"

"Too little?"

Qi Xingyun's smile was a bit stiff, seven times a night is too little?this……

Hua Anzai swore: "Seventeen times in one night! Seventeen..."

Qi Xingyun couldn't laugh anymore, he was complacent just now, but now his smile is cracked.So wasn't Tai Tuo just now praising and teasing himself, but blaming me?

Tai Fu thinks that I am physically weak?Can't satisfy him?

The brain circuit between Hua Anzai and Qi Xingyun suddenly split, and it was all because Hua Anzai drank too much and couldn't speak clearly, and couldn't understand at all.

Hua An seemed to have noticed it at her own height, so she thought of a new way, so she didn't talk about it at all. Wouldn't it be good to explain it with practical actions?

Qi Xingyun was confused and questioned himself for a while, and when he recovered, he saw Hua An was undoing his belt.

"Whoosh-"

He pulled the belt boldly and threw it on the ground.Next was the outer shirt, which was also swished, and this time it was thrown directly on Qi Xingyun's face.

Qi Xingyun couldn't see, so he quickly took off his clothes from his face, and said in surprise, "Teacher, this is..."

"hey-hey……"

Hua An was drinking too much, she couldn't sit still, she fell into Qi Xingyun's arms, she was still taking off her clothes, and said in a soft voice: "I told you... I told you to watch..."

Qi Xingyun almost couldn't breathe for a while, and his throat was very dry, so he quickly stopped Hua An from taking off his clothes, and said, "Teacher drank too much, and he has to go on the road tomorrow, so the teacher will feel uncomfortable."

Although Qi Xingyun was young and energetic, he was almost seduced by Hua Anzai, but he is a delicate person, and he is very distressed and considerate to Hua Anzai, so he feels that it is really not easy to do close things today, otherwise Hua Anzai will be attracted to Hua Anzai tomorrow. Now that I feel uncomfortable, it is still him who feels distressed.

Qi Xingyun had a headache for a while, sighed and said: "Teacher, please forgive me, don't seduce me like this again..."

……

Hua An drank too much, and soon became exhausted from drinking and drinking, and fell into a deep sleep.

The next day was bright, Hua An woke up slowly, looked sideways, no one was around, but he vaguely remembered that last night...

"Hiss, headache."

Hua An was sitting up with her head supported. She couldn't remember what happened last night for some reason.

"Teacher is awake?" The door creaked open, and Qi Xingyun walked in.

Hua An nodded and said, "What time is it?"

Qi Xingyun said: "It's getting late, everything is ready, it's time for us to set off. The emperor's uncle has already arrived, and we are just waiting for the Taifu."

"Oh." Hua Anzai nodded. She still has to leave today, and the time is tight so there is no time to delay.

Hua Anzai got up immediately to wash up, and then said: "Let's go."

Qi Xingyun nodded, then held Hua Anzai's hand, and said, "Although I'm going out on business, I'm inexplicably looking forward to being with the Taifu."

"Prince?"

Hua Anzai looked at Qi Xingyun in surprise, is Qi Xingyun going to go out like this?The wheelchair is still in the corner.

Qi Xingyun seemed to understand what he meant, nodded to him, and said, "Father said that starting from today, my leg is healed."

Yesterday Qi Xingyun went to talk to the old emperor Qi Jiang, and told Qi Jiang about his legs.This trip has to travel a long way, and it is not convenient for Qi Xingyun to sit in a wheelchair. If his legs can suddenly recover, it will not be more convenient.

So early this morning, an imperial doctor came to treat the prince, and said pleasantly that the prince's leg was healed.

Hua An looked down at Qi Xingyun's legs, and then looked up at Qi Xingyun's face.Starting today, Qi Xingyun can walk normally, and no longer needs to be criticized by others...

"That's great." Hua An said.

Qi Xingyun bowed his head and kissed Hua Anzai's lips, and said, "Let's go, Uncle Huang is waiting outside."

Qi Che came early in the morning, ready to go on the road with Hua Anzai, but he came too early, Hua Anzai hadn't gotten up yet, so he waited for a while.

Qi Che waited a little impatiently, and said, "What did the governor do yesterday? Why didn't you get up so late?"

Yun'er stood nearby and heard it, and then remembered the jar of spirits, and smiled ambiguously.

At this time, Hua Anzai and Qi Xingyun came and walked in together.

Just as Qi Che was about to speak to Hua An, his voice faltered, and he looked at Qi Xingyun in disbelief, completely stunned.

"you……"

"Your legs...why..."

Qi Che's legs were intact, and he walked in smoothly from the outside, every step was very steady, it didn't look like his legs were disabled.

Qi Xingyun had been sitting in a wheelchair before, and everyone was looking down at him, but now Qi Xingyun stood up, taller than Qi Che, and Qi Che looked up at Qi Xingyun with shock on his face.

After being shocked, Qi Che suddenly realized, and said, "You're just pretending!"

Qi Xingyun smiled slightly and said: "Uncle Huang misunderstood, how could Gu pretend to be lame? Why did Gu pretend to be a lame and be criticized? It's just that the imperial doctor sent by the emperor is very skilled. Healed."

"How is it possible?" Qi Che didn't believe it, and said, "Where is there such a casual cure, it's clearly..."

Qi Che is not stupid, he feels that things are not simple at all.

Without giving Qi Che a chance to continue thinking, Hua An just said two words: "Let's go."

"It's Lord Governor." Yun'er, Fan Huhu and Mei Shuluo all said in unison immediately.

Qi Xingyun and Hua An stood side by side, and they walked out together, leaving Qi Che alone in the hall.

Qi Che was still full of questions, but of course no one answered him, so he had to follow along.

They were going to chase Sun Shutai, they needed to travel lightly, but there were still quite a few guards accompanying them, pretending to be a caravan and going north, towards Liangzhou.

Just in case, during Hua'an's absence, the old emperor will also secretly dispatch some troops, ready to support Liangzhou at any time.

……

"grown ups!"

Someone knelt in front of Peng Dashan and said: "There is news from the capital that Hua'an and Qi Xingyun's party have already moved, and it seems that they are heading for Liangzhou."

Peng Dashan sneered and said, "It's a little faster than I expected. I underestimated Hua Anzai."

The man hesitated, and said: "What should I do? Seeing that a big event is about to happen, Hua Anzai is clearly going to fight against you!"

"It's okay, I've already prepared." Peng Dashan said: "I'm just waiting for Hua Anzai to come, so that we can cut the weeds and eradicate the roots without leaving any future troubles."

Peng Dashan paused, and said: "How is the person who asked you to contact?"

"Already prepared according to your orders, my lord, he said that he will definitely obey your orders." The man said.

Peng Dashan nodded and said, "Then we'll just wait and see. As soon as Hua Anzai dies, we'll immediately find someone to impersonate him. Hua Anzai has tremendous power in his hands, and it can be used here in Liangzhou."

"Yes, my lord is wise."

Peng Dashan waved his hand, signaled the man to back down, and said: "Show me Sun Shutai. Anyway, as long as you stay alive, if he dares to run away, I will cut off his hands and feet!"

"Yes! This subordinate knows."

……

Hua Anzai and his party left the capital and immediately headed north towards Liangzhou.The distance from the capital to Liangzhou is not that close, especially at the moment when the traffic is not very convenient. Walking this way, I just feel that it is far away.

"I don't know where Peng Dashan is." Qi Xingyun murmured.

When they left the capital, they received some clues. Some people did see Peng Dashan and Sun Shutai on their way, but they only had a quick glance and didn't know where he was going next.

According to the system's instructions, Peng Dashan and Sun Shutai are inseparable from the Liangzhou Rebellion. It is best to stop these two people halfway, and the Liangzhou Rebellion can be resolved smoothly, otherwise it will be troublesome later.

They drove for several days in a row, and everyone was very tired.Seeing the barren mountains and mountains all around, I don't know if I can find a place to stay before dark.

"Do you want to drink some water?" Qi Xingyun handed Hua Anzai a water bag.

Because they were in a hurry, everyone rode horses. Hua Anzai is a modern person, and she is not used to riding a horse at all.I used to be a car driver, and I was more comfortable, but I have been riding a horse these days, and I feel that I will be torn apart by the bumps.

Seeing that he looked uncomfortable, Qi Xingyun asked Hua Anzai to share a horse with him, so that Hua Anzai could feel more comfortable leaning on him.

Hua An was shaking her head, feeling like she would spit it out after drinking a saliva, it would be better not to drink.

Qi Xingyun said: "Not far ahead, there should be a town."

When Fan Huhu heard this, he rode forward and said, "Prince, you don't know something, the town has long since disappeared, and I guess there is only a piece of abandoned houses left."

"Then where do we live tonight?" Qi Che said.

"It's okay, it's okay, I have a solution!" Fan Huo puffed his chest and said proudly.

Hua Anzai was a little strange, and said, "Do you have a solution?"

Fan Laohu nodded, looking a little like he wanted to show off.However, Mei Shuluo next to him was very shameless, and said: "Not far ahead, there is a cottage, we can go there and settle down."

When Hua An heard it, she suddenly realized.

Before that, Fan Laohu was the king of the mountain. Although his identity was false, he had indeed been a bandit boss for a while.Later, Fan Huhu came to the capital to save Mei Shuluo, and later followed Hua'an, and never went back to be the king of the mountain.

Hua Anzai asked, "Is that Fan Huhu's cottage?"

Fan Huo nodded and said: "Yes, there are not many brothers in the cottage, but there must be a place to live, and food and drink. It is convenient for us to stay for a day and a half."

Hua Anzai nodded, and felt that the solution was feasible, and it was better than living in the mountains. This area seemed unsafe, and the calls of wild animals could always be vaguely heard.

"What does the prince think?" Hua Anzai turned around and asked Qi Xingyun.

Qi Xingyun seemed to be in a daze, and didn't hear everyone's conversation.

"Prince?" Hua Anzai called Qi Xingyun again.

Only then did Qi Xingyun come back to his senses, and said, "What did the Tai Tuo say?"

Hua An asked: "The prince has something on his mind?"

"It's not a big deal." Qi Xingyun said.

In the past two days, Qi Xingyun was indeed in a trance from time to time, as if he was a little restless, and he didn't know why.

Seeing that he didn't want to talk, Hua An simply pulled the reins to let their horses lag behind, and told the others to go ahead, so they could whisper something.

Everyone was also sensible, so they walked forward first, asked Fan Huhu to lead the way, and went in the direction of the cottage.

Hua An then asked: "Prince, is there anything you can't tell me?"

"Of course not." Qi Xingyun hugged Hua Anzai coquettishly, and said, "I just said it out of fear that the master would laugh at me."

Hua An was a little curious when he heard that.

The prince sighed and said, "I just miss our son."

They came out of the capital and were going to Liangzhou.This road will never be peaceful, so when you go, you can't take your baby with you on the road.In this way, after leaving the capital for so many days, Qi Xingyun began to miss the child, thinking about whether the child was left alone in the capital, whether the servants took care of him, and whether he was crying or something, he always felt uneasy.

Hua Anzai opened the system control panel calmly, the child was in the system, and now he was falling asleep after drinking milk, and he was under Hua Anzai's nose all the way, so Hua Anzai took care of it. Forgot about it.

Qi Xingyun didn't know that the child was by his side, so he missed it along the way.

It was not easy for Hua An to talk to him about the system, so he said, "Don't worry, the baby is fine."

While Hua An was talking, the baby in the system suddenly frowned and woke up.

"Yeah!"

"Ugh..."

The baby opened his eyes in confusion, his face was full of grievances and pitiful looks, as if he had been severely bullied.

【Ding--】

[System prompt: The baby urinated...]

It turned out that the baby fell asleep, and suddenly peed, and the bottom of the little butt was wet, so he was unhappy.

Hua Anzai was about to poke the system secretly and change the baby's new diapers, but in the end...

【Ding--】

[System prompt: tick tick tick...]

Tick ​​tock?

Hua An was confused, what is tick tick?

[System prompt: This system provides parent-child interaction "synaesthesia" effect, allowing you to better communicate and interact with your baby! 】

sense?

Hua Anzai was still confused, and couldn't figure out what the system meant by synaesthesia, until...

Hua Anzai suddenly found that her clothes were wet, as if...

The feeling of being peeed on by a baby.

Looking down, Hua An gasped blankly, his body was indeed wet, this is what the system calls "synesthesia"?

By coincidence, this piece got wet on Hua Anzai's pants.Others would never have guessed that he was pissed all over by a child, it was more like Hua An... peed his pants.

"Teacher?" Qi Xingyun asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

Hua An shook her head and said calmly, "It's nothing."

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