I heard we were opposites

Zhiweizhai.

In a room.

Xia Yang scooped up a spoonful of crab roe tofu and ate it slowly, letting Huang Zhangyin babble non-stop in his ears.At the end, Xia Yang smiled contentedly, Zhiweizhai's crab roe tofu is really the best, and it's still so delicious.

Huang Zhangyin was eloquently telling Xia Yang about his current hardships.

Huang Zhangyin said a lot.

But Xia Yang didn't listen very carefully, his left ear went in and his right ear went out, but at least he knew the cause and effect.

To sum it up, it is - our TV station is now facing the biggest crisis in history, and this crisis is caused by you, my friend. You are a good actor, a movie star with a net worth of tens of millions, what kind of TV series is it okay to go to sea?Well, now except for the TV station where your TV series is broadcast, other TV stations have nothing to eat, just because of you, your friend and I, are facing the danger of being fired, so you have to come forward to help your friend through This unemployment crisis brought about by you is to participate in the variety show tailored for you by our station.

Huang Zhangyin burst into tears, beat his chest and stomped his feet, speaking clearly and logically, even he himself was almost moved by what he said.

However, the man opposite him was a hard-hearted, cold-blooded foodie.

Xia Yang didn't give half a reaction to this, and still ate the tofu in the bowl with relish.

Think I, Huang Zhangyin, a handsome guy, is not as attractive as a bowl of crab roe tofu?

Tolerable or unbearable!

Host Huang slapped the table angrily, and scolded: "Hey, Lao Xia, why don't you talk?"

Hearing this, Xia Yang finally put down the spoon in his hand and looked up, leisurely said: "Your thoughts are already revealed, if I speak, it will only make the conversation between you and me dull, so I have nothing to say."

Huang Zhangyin:? ? ?What the hell are you talking about?

"You speak human words!"

Xia Yang said in a human voice: "If you don't participate, you won't participate. No matter how much you say, it's useless."

"Damn, we've been friends for so many years, and you just reject me like this? How dare you, what are you talking about? I'm not qualified, I'm not qualified, swallow it back and say it again."

Xia Yang blinked and asked, "Aren't you human?"

Huang Zhangyin was puzzled: "Of course I'm human!"

"Then how come the words you can understand are not human words?"

"..." Huang Zhangyin was speechless.

Don’t be angry, I’m not angry, there’s no one to replace you when you’re angry, for the sake of ratings, for a better future, Huang Zhangyin, hold back! love & peace.

After convincing himself for a while, Huang Zhangyin gritted his teeth and forced himself to smile: "Okay, then I will apply to rewind and answer the question just now."

Xia Yang looked at Huang Zhangyin with a distorted expression, blinked his eyes, his eyes opened and closed, his face was full of what's wrong with you?

Huang Zhangyin ignored it, and urged: "Quickly ask me."

Xia Yang was helpless, and sighed a long time: "I said that everyone is going to be on the verge of [-], so why can't you live forever at [-]?"

Film Emperor Xia was worthy of being Film Emperor Xia, he could even swear childish words so freshly and refinedly, Host Huang once again choked.

But who is our Huang Da host?As a gold medal host, he managed to run amok in the entertainment industry by relying on his lip service!How could it be so easy to lose.

Huang Zhangyin quickly reacted, and continued to babble: "I am young at heart, you can't envy me, but as the saying goes, if you are so envious, come to our stage Variety show, I’m at a disadvantage, I’ll give you a youthful look, and I’ll guarantee that you’ll be happy every day during the show, you’ll be broad-minded and not fat, and you’ll never grow old at eighteen.”

Unreasonable reasoning is like leeks, after one stalk is cut, another stalk comes again, Xia Yang couldn't help laughing when he heard it.

This person, Ah Yin, is troublesome, cute is really cute.

Huang Zhangyin, who couldn't hear Xia Yang's inner quotes, was so angry that his face turned green.

"You actually huh me? We have such a good relationship, you actually huh me??"

Xia Yang: "..." There are so many slots, I don't know where to start.

Xia Yang felt that he was innocent, he really just smiled.

Ha ha.

What a serious laugh, but why does this word become so unbearable in the minds of young people today?

When did this start?

How come hehe became a mockery?

What are young people thinking about every day?

Why did they deprive me of the right to laugh?

Is this a lack of humanity or a loss of morality?

The upright young man Xia Yang sighed lonely and helplessly, at this moment Xia Yang felt that he might have been abandoned by this era.

However, Huang Zhangyin obviously didn't intend to let Xia Yang go just like that, and said angrily, "What do you mean by sighing? You hehe, I'll let it go, but you still sigh after hehe, do you have a problem with me!?"

Sure enough, I shouldn't have agreed to go out to eat with him, Xia Yang covered his ears in pain, and regretted 370 times in his heart.

Ever since Huang Zhangyin sat down, his mouth hasn't stopped.

Counting it carefully, Huang Zhangyin has been nagging himself for two full hours, and this person can't stop talking about it, and he can continue to nagging for two hours.

Thinking of this, Xia Yang suddenly felt very sorry for himself and his ears.

"Shut up and stay away from me."

For his own ears, Xia Yang resolutely condemned Huang Zhangyin.

Suddenly being "fierce", Huang Dazhu was stunned for a moment, his eyes fell on Xia Yang, a little puzzled, and a wonderful idea floated in his mind at the same time.

"Are you angry with me?" Huang Zhangyin pursed his mouth, suddenly became miserable, and turned his head with a "hum". In the end, as if angry with Xia Yang, he moved his seat and sat further away, "Xia Yang, you have no heart !"

This acting skill is too bad. Film Emperor Xia suppressed his smile, silently gave host Huang a zero in his heart, blinked and said: "Compared with my heart, I think my ears are more important."

"Come on, you actually despise me?"

Xia Yang spread his hands: "I'm telling the truth."

Huang Zhangyin approached Xia Yang again with a "whoosh" and began to settle accounts with others: "I don't even think about who covers you every time the two of us do activities together so that you can quickly get rid of the media. Last time you said you owed me A favor!"

Xia Yang: "Don't worry, I will pay back the favor I owe you."

"Then come and participate in our variety show. Don't worry. Our show is about daily life. It's not hard or tiring. It's relaxing and effortless. It can show the most real side of you to the audience and friends, and you can also show your true self in various scenes. Small details can increase your goodwill and enhance your charm, especially suitable for people like you who are often misunderstood, don't thank me for trying my best to whiten you."

Huang Zhangyin strongly recommends it. He has resorted to all means of argumentation, and randomly writes all kinds of bad checks, which is very unreliable at first glance.

There was another crackling in his ears, and Xia Yang felt tired again.

There has been no response, and Huang Zhangyin is also very tired and unloved.

Huang Zhangyin: "You talk and talk, do you agree or not!"

Xia Yang: "I don't agree."

Huang Zhangyin: "This is not the correct answer. The system automatically rejects it. Please ask Film Emperor Xia to answer again."

Xia Yang: "You haven't finished yet, have you?"

Huang Zhangyin: "It's just a variety show. Even if you don't do it well, we won't laugh at you. If you can't break the golden signboard of actor, don't be shy, Lao Xia."

Xia Yang was stunned when he heard the words. Huang Zhangyin must be crazy. Thinking of him, Xia Yang has lived in this world for 29 years. This is the first time someone has used the word shy with him.

In order to abduct him to go to a variety show, everyone is stupid?

"Old Xia has such a good opportunity, why don't you just participate in one." Huang Zhangyin never gave up.

"I don't participate in variety shows. I'm an actor. Why don't I record any variety shows?" Xia Yang also insisted on his point of view without compromise or retreat.

"There is always a first time for making exceptions."

"I can't give it to you for the first time. This makes our eldest sister know that she has to pick me up."

"I seriously suspect that you are complaining about Sister Hong's harsh treatment of you, and you already have tangible evidence." Huang Zhangyin sneered twice, "Well, I've always been easy-going, as long as you agree to this, I will Don't tell Sister Zhou about your shameless behavior."

Xia Yang chuckled again, unmoved, and looked back more sinisterly: "You actually threatened me. This matter was still discussed, but it is not discussed now."

As soon as Huang Zhangyin heard this, he immediately collected all his little thoughts, and threw all his brains into the country of Java, and became nervous visibly: "Don't, don't, big brother, I was wrong."

Xia Yang is willing to see him like this, smiling so hard that his teeth can't be seen, his conscience is flattered.

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