I heard we were opposites

A certain online forum, entertainment section, suddenly a group of demons danced wildly today.

Early in the morning, all kinds of posts were springing up like mushrooms after a spring rain.

"It's today."

"Yes! It's today! The day when happiness begins."

"Expected."

"Ahhhhh, it's just a variety show, and it hasn't even started filming yet, so why am I already looking forward to it? What's wrong with me? Film Emperor Xia, have you tricked me!"

"Don't panic upstairs, according to my observation, your symptoms are very common, and I can also use my personality to vouch for you, you - you are absolutely not alone! Because I am too."

"You are not two people."

"There are not three of you."

"You are not 10086 people."

"You are not 13999999999 people, add me!"

"I laughed so hard, even the phone number came out, you are all talents."

"By the way, does anyone know where they are filming? I want to go and watch."

"Ask the same, I think too."

"It is said to be in a certain neighborhood."

"Nonsense, there are tens of thousands of neighborhoods in Tian|chao, I just ask which neighborhood?"

"Don't ask, there is no Tao at all, and the team's confidentiality work is top-notch, comparable to the XX department."

"It's okay. They always have to go out. As long as they go out, they will definitely be found. I'll wait."

"I live in this post."

"Buy a house!"

It was expected that the variety show with Xia Yang and Zhuang Shuyue sitting together would cause such a sensation.

Everyone has long been familiar with it.

However, the actual shooting situation of this variety show that started filming under the eyes of everyone is——

"Hahaha, Lao Xia, you are a colored pen. You can't even get through this. Can you do it? If you can't, get out of the way, I'll do it!"

Xia Yang, who is playing a small game of tired heart, feels very tired.

Today is the first day of official recording of the variety show "Ideal Cohabitation Life".

Because what the program wants to present is the picture of daily life, so except for special links, at other times, this program has no script.

Right now, two stars, one host and several photographers who can be regarded as non-existent, are staying in a living room. The photographers are conscientiously shooting, and the stars are doing what they like.

Before the program started recording, Huang Zhangyin enthusiastically expressed to Xia Yang that this is your first time recording a variety show, and as your recommender, I have the responsibility and obligation to let you experience the benefits of variety shows.

So from the beginning of the show, Huang Zhangyin gave full play to his strengths and challenged Xia Yang anytime and anywhere, in order to let our actor Xia feel the infinite sense of fulfillment brought by variety shows all the time.

But our actor Xia did not feel fulfilled.He just felt tired, his heart was very tired, and his ears were even more tired.

Xia Yang, who was playing a game and had to endure the ear-piercing magic sound at the same time, endured and endured, and decided not to bear it, and said angrily: "I beg you to let me go, stop beeping, I need a little loneliness and emptiness to maintain my life." Normal life."

Suddenly being murdered, Huang Zhangyin blinked and reacted, and immediately countered: "What normal life, you are recording a program now, what normal life do you want?"

Xia Yang put the facts and reasoned: "If I remember correctly, this program is my normal life."

Huang Zhangyin was heartbroken: "Do you have the spirit of a variety show? If you play games like this endlessly without saying a word, what will you do in the later stage? How can you embarrass others like this? Do you have any sympathy? Do you have any sympathy?" Some professionalism?"

Huang Zhangyin spoke so convincingly and sincerely that even Xia Yang couldn't help but be overwhelmed when he heard it, and almost believed the other party's professionalism.

Don't you just want to trouble me, why do you need to say it so nicely?

Although he thought so in his heart, Xia Yang didn't speak, but just looked at Huang Zhangyin silently, and kept watching, the reproach and contempt in his eyes were clearly visible.

Unmoved, Huang Zhangyin raised his hand and pointed at the camera: "Apologize to the later stage."

Condemning this move is obviously useless for the cheeky Huang Zhangyin. Xia Yang decided to change his tactics and decide to deal with Huang Zhangyin from other aspects.

After pondering for a while, as if thinking of something, Xia Yang suddenly raised his head in disbelief, stared at Huang Zhangyin, tried to smile several times, but failed, and finally had to stammer and test: "By the way, Ah Yin, you are not the host Isn't it enough for the host to just assign tasks? Why do you always appear in the camera? Why do you always cling to me? Do you want to have CP with me?" At this point, Xia Yang raised the corner of his mouth again, showing an embarrassing expression With a polite smile, "I refuse."

Facts have proved that the Great Law of the White Lotus is indeed the best tactic that has been tried and tested in human society.

When Huang Zhangyin heard the words, it really exploded!

"Damn, don't put gold on your face, who wants to engage in CP with you! If you are so narcissistic, why don't you go to open a dyeing workshop and become an actor!"

After the goal was achieved, Xia Yang replied very calmly: "Isn't what I'm talking about the facts right in front of me? Otherwise, why are you clinging to me instead of looking for Shuyue?"

"..." It seems that this is indeed the case?Huang Zhangyin was brought into the ditch, speechless for a moment, and it took a long time to slow down and say back and forth, "What are you thinking about, what are you thinking about, I will follow you because you are less reliable, okay! Ren Shuyue But he is much more sensible than you, he doesn't need my supervision at all, you think everyone is like you, so unconscious."

Xia Yang shook his head, and said coldly, "Don't explain, explaining is just covering up."

Huang Zhangyin was shocked, and said in disbelief, "How can you be so narcissistic, who gave you the courage to think so?"

"Oh? Then let me ask you." Xia Yang said suddenly, "Shuyue and I fell into the water at the same time, who do you save?"

Huang Zhangyin replied without even thinking: "Of course it's Shuyue. It's just right if you drown, it's to eliminate harm for the people."

"What a coincidence, I also chose Shuyue." Xia Yang breathed a sigh of relief, "You really didn't mean to engage in CP with me. I misunderstood you earlier."

"What! You didn't save me?" Huang Zhangyin said excitedly, ignoring the second half of Xia Yang's sentence.

"You don't save me anymore, why should I save you?" Xia Yang felt that this person was simply incomprehensible.

Huang Zhangyin, who has always regarded himself as an invisible matchmaker for the two, has been bragging in front of Zhuang Shuyue about how unusual his relationship with Xia Yang is, but now Xia Yang chooses to save Zhuang Shuyue instead of himself in front of the national audience.

Host Huang Da - mentality collapsed, jealousy boiled up to the throat like Nezha, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he asked in a sour voice: "But don't you hate Zhuang Shuyue?"

Xia Yang: "At least he talks less than you."

"You think I talk too much." Huang Zhangyin was aggrieved, extremely aggrieved, "If it wasn't for the fear that the two of you would be embarrassed and even quarrel on the show, would I need to show my face like this?"

"Stop talking nonsense, brother is a civilized person and never quarrels." While talking, Xia Yang stretched his neck to look behind Huang Zhang's invisibility, and asked, "Do you feel embarrassed?"

Zhuang Shuyue came over at some point, holding a fruit platter in his hand. Hearing this, Zhuang Shuyue smiled: "How come? It's my honor to be with senior."

Xia Yang looked back at Huang Zhangyin proudly: "Did you hear that?"

Huang Zhangyin felt that he was being fed a mouthful of dog food invisibly.

"Okay, then I won't come tomorrow."

Xia Yang asked sincerely: "Can you leave now? You are not welcome in our family."

"Ah Yue, look at him!" Huang Zhangyin complained to Zhuang Shuyue.

But there is no need for Huang Zhangyin to say that Zhuang Shuyue's gaze never left Xia Yang's body. Right now, the other party is eating the fruit he brought, eating happily, with a small tomato in his mouth, so his cheeks look bulging Yes, like a little squirrel, very cute.

"I can't help it. After all, this is our family, seniors have the right to decide." Zhuang Shuyue said very indulgently, and Huang Da's presiding officer's complaint did not receive a reasonable reply.

Huang Zhangyin was sure that he was really stuffed with dog food. He knew that Ah Yue liked Lao Xia for many years, but what kind of attitude did Lao Xia have?Didn't you just acquiesce that you hate A Yue, how could you sacrifice yourself like this just to drive me away?Then I will not let you wish.

"I don't care, I've already come, I must have lunch before leaving."

At any rate, the other party gave in, and Xia Yang knew the truth so far. If he insisted on chasing people away, with Huang Zhangyin's character of turning nothing into a small thing, making a small thing into a big one, and turning a big thing into an earth-shattering character, let alone today, they would all be in trouble in the next few days. Forget Anson.

Xia Yang nodded with a sad look on his face: "It's okay, I'm a little hungry."

Looking at Xia Yang's expression, Huang Zhangyin was really happy and satisfied. He felt that he had made money by making Xia Yang give in.

"Hurry up and cook, serve all kinds of big fish and meat, and entertain the guests well."

Xia Yang remained motionless and continued to eat the fruit.

Not long after sitting down, Zhuang Shuyue stood up: "Then I'll cook."

Of course Huang Zhangyin would not let Xia Yang go: "Xia Yang, go and help wash the vegetables so that I can entertain my guest." Huang Zhangyin added after a moment of silence, "This is your home after all!"

After Xia Yang listened, he sat on the sofa and started playing around.He stretched out his hands and put them in front of Huang Zhangyin.

Huang Zhangyin looked down at his hands. There was no doubt that these were a pair of beautiful hands that could be called perfect. They were well-defined, slender and fair, perfect for interlocking fingers, as beautiful as his master.

"Hey." Xia Yangyang sighed exaggeratedly, and glanced at him with Huang Zhang's eyes that were destructive, "Master Huang, do you know the value of my hands?"

Huang Zhangyin looked at his hand, then at the person, with a puzzled expression on his face, as if there was a huge question mark on his head.

Xia Yang clicked his tongue twice: "I don't know the goods, you, my hands are worth tens of millions, and I use hands worth tens of millions to wash the vegetables, thanks to you for telling me."

After all, Xia Yang raised his hand to look back and forth, his expression was very embarrassing, it was ugly and shameless.

Seeing this, Huang Zhangyin yelled: "You are still shameless! Why didn't you think that your hand was worth tens of millions when you were playing games just now? Wouldn't you be embarrassed to just sit and do nothing?"

Xia Yang looked back with a look of embarrassment on his face.

Huang Zhangyin pointed to the floor, heartbroken: "Whose face is this? Why are you so devoid of public morality? Even if you are shameless, you shouldn't throw it around like this."

But Zhuang Shuyue held a different opinion, he said: "I think what the senior said makes sense."

Huang Zhangyin: "...Ah Yue, is it okay if you spoil him like this?"

The photographers who watched the filming silently were also stunned, saying that they are deadly rivals, how can this look like a deadly rival?

"Why not? Senior's hands are so precious that they can't wash vegetables, so senior should go out and buy a bottle of soy sauce and come back. There is no soy sauce at home."

The onlookers looked at the 38-degree sky outside: I said, how could it be so simple, it turns out that the big move is here, and it is indeed the deadly enemy.

Xia Yang looked at Zhuang Shuyue and fell into deep thought. Zhuang Shuyue's task seemed to be troublesome for him, but it was not. Xia Yang was afraid of cold, not afraid of heat, and not tanned. Not many people knew this. Is it someone in the know?

Huang Zhangyin was obviously not an insider, he suddenly started laughing, and laughed awkwardly: "Is this not good?"

"Ah Yin is here to wash the vegetables." After speaking, Zhuang Shuyue went straight to the kitchen without stopping.

Huang Zhangyin looked left and right, but didn't know what to do for a moment.

In the end, Xia Yang urged him: "Why are you still standing here, Shuyue told you to wash the vegetables."

"Are you really going to buy soy sauce?"

"Otherwise?" Xia Yang complained from his side, "I knew that Zhou Hong was unreliable, hey, it's really the true nature of manager Zhou to lose everything, and the whole kitchen can forget soy sauce."

"The sun is a little bright outside." Huang Zhangyin said silently.

Xia Yang who came to the door stopped and turned around, looked at Huang Zhangyin, and smiled: "You want to go for me?"

Huang Zhangyin waved his hands three times: "Goodbye, bye, go slowly."