I heard we were opposites

The news officer was smiling on the surface, but MMP in his heart, and said in his heart: Although I dare not pinch the actor's microphone, I still dare to pinch you Huang Zhangyin, so you can talk too much!Ah!

But the poor press officer didn't know at this time that this was just the beginning. In the various press conferences before the official end of this variety show, this scene will continue to be repeated continuously.

Looking back, Xia Yang looked at Huang Zhangyin enviously when his microphone was pinched, and said in a very envious and somewhat unreasonable tone: "The microphone has been pinched, you are so happy, you don't need to say anything, just sit down Get paid."

Listen, is this what people would say?Can the host Huang Da who loves work bear it?

That must be impossible!

Sure enough, after hearing this, Huang Zhangyin moved his mouth again, his lips moved extremely fast, and he also leaned towards Xia Yang.

Seeing this, Xia Yang leaned back, raised his hand to push the other party away, and complained mercilessly: "Speak as you say, don't get so close to me, the saliva is sprayed on my face."

Huang Zhangyin was angry at being pushed, and stared at Xia Yang with the eyes of a scumbag. His face was full of grievances, and he opened and closed his mouth in coordination, just like a puppy abandoned by its owner.

This appearance aroused great interest from the media friends present, but there was a short distance between the stage and the media, away from the microphone, others could not hear what Huang Zhangyin said at all.

Several reporters in the front row tried to get closer to eavesdrop, but they were all stopped by the security guards.

At this time, Xia Yang said again: "The boat of friendship capsizes as soon as it says it will capsize, so shouldn't it be time for the giant ship of love to set sail?"

When Huang Zhangyin heard the words, he felt a burst of coldness for no reason, and subconsciously turned to look at Zhuang Shuyue's position.

Zhuang Shuyue was also looking at Huang Zhangyin.

Zhuang Shuyue was smiling, very gentle and kind.But Huang Zhangyin, who was familiar with Zhuang Shuyue, could tell at a glance that this person had no good intentions at all, and the smiling Zhuang Shuyue was the scariest!Scarier than the end of the world! !

Damn, Xia Yang must have done it on purpose, he's framing me!

"...I have a sentence..."

But before Huang Zhangyin finished speaking, Zhuang Shuyue gently reprimanded: "Don't speak."

Huang Zhangyin: "..."

Under Zhuang Shuyue's friendly suggestion, Huang Zhangyin, who has always been known for his talkativeness, became a rare mute. Xia Yang felt very surprised: "A Yin, you are so obedient to Shuyue, so good."

You are good!Your whole family is good!Huang Zhangyin glared at Xia Yang: "I have ten thousand sentences..."

Zhuang Shuyue looked at him: "A Yin."

"Okay." Huang Zhangyin gave Zhuang Shuyue a wronged look, and silently turned away.

Looking at this scene, Xia Yang blinked, his conscience flattered.

Seizing this gap, the long-neglected press officer interrupted hesitantly, "Brother Xia, we're still holding a press conference."

Xia Yang blinked again, with an innocent look on his face: "I'm not attending? But friends from the media are fine, so can't I have a chat with my friends? To pass the time, after all, the press conference will take half an hour , it’s hard not to talk, you say yes, Shuyue.”

Zhuang Shuyue smiled slightly, and said kindly: "Senior is right."

Press officer: "..." Dare to speak out!

Friends from the media: I also have ten thousand words of xxx to say!Who said that we have no problems, if you give me a chance to ask, then there will be no problems!

"This program is about daily life, so there will inevitably be a lot of daily chores. I wonder how the three of you will divide the work in the future?" Seeing this, one of the reporters seized the opportunity and asked the first serious question of the day.

Others couldn't help but cast appreciative glances at him, among which the press officer was the most eager.

Hearing this, Xia Yang leaned forward slightly, raised his hand to signal Zhuang Shuyue, and replied: "This is the left hand of our show," and then turned his hand to signal Huang Zhangyin, "This is the right hand of our show, they will take full responsibility."

"What about you, Movie Emperor Xia?"

"Me?" Xia Yang pointed at himself and smiled, "I am the heart of our show, just be in charge of beating."

The reporter didn't stop talking for a while and said, "So, Film Emperor Xia, you mean that you are not responsible for anything???"

Xia Yang: "...Did you misunderstand me? But what you said gave me inspiration. It seems that there is nothing wrong with the division of labor as you said."

"..." Why is this still my problem?How should Nima answer this? ?The reporter wanted to cry, but he wished that time could go back a few seconds, then he would definitely, absolutely, try to stop his mouth and make you talk too much, let you talk too much.

The press officer said in his heart: No, our program does not divide labor like this, please listen to my explanation.

Xia Yang was about to explain, and found a step for this media friend who was about to cry, but he found that he couldn't convey his words.

Xia Yang:?

Seeing the opening and closing of the mouth of Xia Yingdi, everyone turned their heads to look at the news officer who controlled the microphones of the three people on the stage. They all looked like, what do you mean by cutting off his microphone at this time?Are you really planning to divide the labor like this?

The news officer was about to cry, but tremblingly said: "I... I, my hand, shook my hand, and I will drive it back for you immediately."

……

"Hahahahahahahahaha." Huang Zhangyin laughed until his stomach ached, and his microphone was turned on again when everyone was not paying attention.

Xia Yang looked sideways at Huang Zhangyin, and said helplessly, "Does seeing other people's pain make you so happy?"

Huang Zhangyin denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I don't have you, don't talk nonsense." At the end, he said, "Others can't do it, but you can."

Xia Yang couldn't believe it: "Why do you base your happiness on my pain? I didn't expect you to be such a Huang Zhangyin. Fortunately, I have always regarded you as my best friend. I misunderstood you. Goodbye." , I will never be number one in the world with you again."

Huang Zhangyin was startled when he heard the words, and immediately denied: "Of course we are friends, the best best friends!"

Xia Yang waved his hand to express that he did not want to listen.

Huang Zhang was in a hurry. He was about to give a well-founded speech, and then his microphone was cut off again.

"You two! It's time for the press conference, please sign up for the Deyun Society for cross talk!"

The news officer was furious!Regardless of whether you are movie stars or popular hosts, all voices are silenced.

Regardless of whether the actor or the popular host raised their hands and covered their mouths to silence.

Although the attitude of admitting mistakes was good, but in the following time, the microphones of the two of them were never turned on again, and the second half of the entire press conference was Zhuang Shuyue's performance time alone.

Leaving aside Zhuang Daxing's other aspects, this unhurried mouth has amazing fighting power, and he is well versed in the way of fighting a thousand catties.

The question and answer went very smoothly.

A certain reporter wanted to make trouble, picked up the microphone and asked: "As we all know, the relationship between you and Xia Yingdi's... fan club is not very harmonious, but this time you two participated in this variety show together. Are you feeling stressed?"

"How could it be? Senior's fans are very cute." Zhuang Shuyue's face was very kind, and the corners of his mouth were curled up at the moment, making it easy for people to let go of their guard.

But the reporters at the scene were not vegetarians either, so of course it was impossible to just let Zhuang Shuyue go.

"But the cute fans in your mouth often battle with your fans of the century, do you know that?"

Zhuang Shuyue nodded: "Of course I know, you are young and full of vigor, so come to fight if you feel uncomfortable, but this does not prevent them from being good friends after the battle."

I believe in your evil!

Those who don’t know really think that your group of fans who “greeting” to each other’s parents and ancestors every day are harmonious and help each other in private.

But such a sharp question, the other party can answer so calmly, even the reporter who wants to make trouble can't help admiring, Zhuang Shuyue is worthy of being Zhuang Shuyue, as expected, his speaking skills are first-rate and his rank is superb.

The media friends were very satisfied at the moment, but after the meeting ended, they thought about it from the beginning, and found that Zhuang Shuyue was actually practicing Tai Chi, no matter whether it was about the show or about his relationship with Xia Yang, he didn't reveal anything.