A mother husky!
Chapter 161 161, Lord Sings a Song for You
Although they wanted to give this big fat chicken a serious lesson, but after learning from the past, they didn't dare to do anything now, so they had to tell Harvard: "Put it in a dungeon and starve it for a few days. People will strictly guard it. After the guards from our headquarters come down, they will escort it to the headquarters, and it will be punished by then!"
Hmph, isn't it just a chicken, how crazy has it become!
Harvard asked happily: "Does it need to be tortured or something?"
KFC: "..."
Sure enough, the child picked up is unloved!
Auditor: "Hit, hit me hard!"
So KFC was dragged down like this, and Harvard, as the person who caught it, was entrusted with important tasks, such as torture or something.
"Cub..." Harvard said to it secretly: "After a while, you will pretend to be beaten badly and make all kinds of wailing sounds. It's time to test your acting skills."
KFC sneered at this: "How is it possible? I am a chicken god, how could I be beaten and screamed?"
"Isn't this a full set of acting, let them think that your ability is just like this, and when they send you on the road, they won't send so many experts, otherwise if there are too many people, it will not be easy for us to escape." Harvard earnestly Dun Dun taught: "The chicken who has always been good doesn't care what others think. Only your own strength is the most important thing. You should learn not to be surprised by honor or disgrace. Look up to your predecessor KFC. Don't humiliate this one." name."
"Okay...Okay." KFC reluctantly agreed, and there was still a little bit of excitement in my heart. It is the best at acting, and I will see Chicken God later!
So after arriving in the dungeon, Harvard took a long whip, and it seemed to be forcefully dropped, but it was dropped gently, but before it hit KFC, the inner fat chicken began to howl: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chicken! It hurts so much, it hurts so much, ahhh~~~~~"
Dragging a long wavy line, it's not like killing a chicken, but it's like something inside, the surrounding jailers are puzzled, this...why is it so ecstasy?Could it be that this fat chicken is still a masochist?It can be called like this after being beaten!
Harvard had a black line on its face, and reminded it in a low voice: "The drama is a bit overdone, don't be so loud, try to... be unpretentious."
"Oh, okay." KFC corrected it when it knew its mistake, and this time it called out more sadly and movingly, and sang sadly: "Little cabbage ~ ground yellow ~ two or three years old ~ dead mother Ah~~~~~~~ahhh~~~~~~~"
Harvard: "..."
If it weren't for your other mother still watching from the sidelines, I'll see that I'm really giving you a hard beat!
After the mother and son finished a hypocritical scene, KFC continued to be locked up in the dungeon, and Harvard went back to their room holding Silver Moon.
"Is it okay for Xiaoji to be hungry like this?" Yinyue was a little worried about this, "If you don't feed him for a few days, you will starve and lose weight."
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law." Harvard said gloatingly: "That guy is so fat, it's better to be hungry and thinner. And he ate enough on the way an hour ago, and he was hungry for a few meals. Lose weight on it."
"Sigh." Yinyue sighed softly, "There will always be various hardships along the way of growth. I hope Xiaoji will become stronger after going through this incident."
Harvard nodded in agreement without psychological pressure: "Yes, you have to go through hardships to grow, and our Xiaoji will become stronger and stronger in the future."
After comforting each other, the young couple felt that there was nothing to worry about, and they continued to do what they should do, which fully demonstrated the 1-year truth that parents are true love and children are accidents.
At this time, KFC, who was still locked in the prison, had nothing to do, so he was bored and started teasing the jailer brother.
"Hey, that handsome guy, yes, I'm talking about you, the one with the cuckold, how about Master Chicken singing you a song? The kind that doesn't cost money."
The jailer didn't look sideways, and didn't even bother to pay attention to it.
KFC was not discouraged and continued to work hard: "Don't tell me, I can sing very well, so how about it... I will sing you a song "I Will Love You When I Die", and I promise to move you so much!"
So regardless of whether people agree or not, it began to sing loudly: "If you die, you must love love love love love~~~~~~ If you don't want to be incisive, you can't be happy~~~~~~~!!!!"
The jailers: "..."
I don't know if I will love them after death, but it's true that they would rather die now!
The warden said to one of the guards: "You, go and shut its mouth! What a bad song it is singing, it's so ugly!"
The jailer took off his socks and was about to gag KFC, but KFC quickly turned to avoid it.Just kidding, it can smell the stench of the socks from such a long distance. As a clean chicken, how can it tolerate being pouted by the smelly socks?A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!
Even though it is now tightly bound by iron chains, those iron chains can't do anything to it at all. In fact, it is just pretending.Seeing the jailer walking towards it step by step, KFC started jumping towards it, and the iron chain was pulled and rattled.The jailer was frightened, and tremblingly dared not go forward again.
But KFC didn't dare to give up, and stretched its neck hard, trying to peck people with its sharp mouth.
The jailer quickly dodged, and then KFC's mouth pecked on the wall beside him, pecking out a hole in an instant.
Seeing this scene, none of the jailers stepped forward at all, and the combat power was too terrifying, even if it pecked at it, a piece of flesh would not be seen.And don't look at it being so fat, its skills are very strong, like a ball, it can bounce two or three meters high on the spot, if it is not tied by an iron chain, I am afraid it can directly pierce the ceiling.If it was bounced and hit by it, the previous reviewer was a lesson learned from the past. It is said that several ribs were broken, and they are still being treated.
So they had no choice but to let the chicken continue to sing. Even if the guards were equipped with a pair of earplugs, they couldn't resist the penetrating voice. One who resisted The weaker jailer was dragged away already foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground. Although the others were still holding on, they couldn't hold on for long.
Regarding the serious consequences it caused, KFC said that it was all moved by the charm of its singing.Look at those Uranus superstars such as Michael Jackson, etc., every time there is a concert, someone faints and dies from excitement. This is the charm of a superstar, and ordinary people cannot resist it.
Don't look at it. Not many people listen to this concert now, but the expressions of those who listened were shocked. Obviously, they were all deeply infected by its charm, and everyone who fainted was counted as one.
The next day the warden sent a report to his superiors, asking for more manpower, otherwise the chicken would be unbearable.
As the president of the Endless Sea Branch, this matter was reported to Odo very quickly. Although he had indeed seen KFC before, he hadn't seen it make a move, so he didn't know how strong it was.It's just that it's only been one night now, and it's still bound by a big iron chain. What can happen?
"It's like this..." The warden wiped the sweat from his forehead, and explained to Otto tremblingly: "The chicken sang all night, and its voice seemed to be aggressive. Unable to bear the sound, they all fainted, and some were foaming at the mouth and had heart failure, it was extremely uncomfortable!"
"So exaggerated?" Odo couldn't believe it. Although he knew it was a sacred-blood creature, the attack power was too powerful, right?How could so many people be harmed by the sound alone?If it is not restrained, it is estimated that few people are its opponents!
"I'll go take a look with you." Otto said as he followed the warden to the dungeon, and he heard the angry shout from a long distance away.
"The green hat in front, Mr. Chicken is hungry, hurry up and get me something to eat, remember to order three dishes, one soup and dessert after dinner."
Several jailers were unmoved at all, still standing guard outside the cell.
KFC continued: "If you don't bring me something to eat, I will continue to sing."
Upon hearing this, the warden ran over in a hurry, and said to one of the guards, "Hurry up, go and get it something to eat. You must have three dishes and one soup!"
KFC added: "There are also desserts after dinner."
Warden: "Yes, there are desserts!"
Odo: "..."
Is it so exaggerated?
Is this for jail or for good?There are even three dishes, one soup and dessert!
"You don't know, this chicken is hard to take care of." The warden scratched his little hair and said, "We have already killed several of us in just one night. If you don't follow its will, I'm afraid that all our remaining jailers will be wiped out! Let's see when the higher-ups will send someone to pick him up? If it's any later than that, all the brothers will resign collectively."
Odo: "... About a week away, the news has been sent through the communication stone, and the elite over there will arrive soon."
"One week?" The warden raised his voice unconsciously, and said with a bitter face, "We can't last this long. After another week, I'm afraid all the jailers will be killed."
Odo was a little impatient, "You won't stuff its mouth with something?"
The warden continued with a bitter face: "No one can get close to it at all. If you approach it, you will be pecked. Look at the wall, and it has been pecked out several times."
Odo: "..."
Is there really no one who can control this chicken?
In desperation, he asked someone to call Harvard over.
Early in the morning, Harvard was still flirting with his daughter-in-law. He walked over slowly and unwillingly, and asked Otto angrily, "What are you doing?"
"This chicken..." Odo said to her helplessly, "It makes noise to disturb the people, and the jailers are going crazy. See if there is any way to make it stop singing."
Harvard said helplessly: "I can't help it. I caught it when it was singing. It is said that its fighting power is the lowest when it is singing."
Odo: "..."
The jailers: "..."
Damn, this kind of fighting power is also called low? ?
Hmph, isn't it just a chicken, how crazy has it become!
Harvard asked happily: "Does it need to be tortured or something?"
KFC: "..."
Sure enough, the child picked up is unloved!
Auditor: "Hit, hit me hard!"
So KFC was dragged down like this, and Harvard, as the person who caught it, was entrusted with important tasks, such as torture or something.
"Cub..." Harvard said to it secretly: "After a while, you will pretend to be beaten badly and make all kinds of wailing sounds. It's time to test your acting skills."
KFC sneered at this: "How is it possible? I am a chicken god, how could I be beaten and screamed?"
"Isn't this a full set of acting, let them think that your ability is just like this, and when they send you on the road, they won't send so many experts, otherwise if there are too many people, it will not be easy for us to escape." Harvard earnestly Dun Dun taught: "The chicken who has always been good doesn't care what others think. Only your own strength is the most important thing. You should learn not to be surprised by honor or disgrace. Look up to your predecessor KFC. Don't humiliate this one." name."
"Okay...Okay." KFC reluctantly agreed, and there was still a little bit of excitement in my heart. It is the best at acting, and I will see Chicken God later!
So after arriving in the dungeon, Harvard took a long whip, and it seemed to be forcefully dropped, but it was dropped gently, but before it hit KFC, the inner fat chicken began to howl: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chicken! It hurts so much, it hurts so much, ahhh~~~~~"
Dragging a long wavy line, it's not like killing a chicken, but it's like something inside, the surrounding jailers are puzzled, this...why is it so ecstasy?Could it be that this fat chicken is still a masochist?It can be called like this after being beaten!
Harvard had a black line on its face, and reminded it in a low voice: "The drama is a bit overdone, don't be so loud, try to... be unpretentious."
"Oh, okay." KFC corrected it when it knew its mistake, and this time it called out more sadly and movingly, and sang sadly: "Little cabbage ~ ground yellow ~ two or three years old ~ dead mother Ah~~~~~~~ahhh~~~~~~~"
Harvard: "..."
If it weren't for your other mother still watching from the sidelines, I'll see that I'm really giving you a hard beat!
After the mother and son finished a hypocritical scene, KFC continued to be locked up in the dungeon, and Harvard went back to their room holding Silver Moon.
"Is it okay for Xiaoji to be hungry like this?" Yinyue was a little worried about this, "If you don't feed him for a few days, you will starve and lose weight."
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law." Harvard said gloatingly: "That guy is so fat, it's better to be hungry and thinner. And he ate enough on the way an hour ago, and he was hungry for a few meals. Lose weight on it."
"Sigh." Yinyue sighed softly, "There will always be various hardships along the way of growth. I hope Xiaoji will become stronger after going through this incident."
Harvard nodded in agreement without psychological pressure: "Yes, you have to go through hardships to grow, and our Xiaoji will become stronger and stronger in the future."
After comforting each other, the young couple felt that there was nothing to worry about, and they continued to do what they should do, which fully demonstrated the 1-year truth that parents are true love and children are accidents.
At this time, KFC, who was still locked in the prison, had nothing to do, so he was bored and started teasing the jailer brother.
"Hey, that handsome guy, yes, I'm talking about you, the one with the cuckold, how about Master Chicken singing you a song? The kind that doesn't cost money."
The jailer didn't look sideways, and didn't even bother to pay attention to it.
KFC was not discouraged and continued to work hard: "Don't tell me, I can sing very well, so how about it... I will sing you a song "I Will Love You When I Die", and I promise to move you so much!"
So regardless of whether people agree or not, it began to sing loudly: "If you die, you must love love love love love~~~~~~ If you don't want to be incisive, you can't be happy~~~~~~~!!!!"
The jailers: "..."
I don't know if I will love them after death, but it's true that they would rather die now!
The warden said to one of the guards: "You, go and shut its mouth! What a bad song it is singing, it's so ugly!"
The jailer took off his socks and was about to gag KFC, but KFC quickly turned to avoid it.Just kidding, it can smell the stench of the socks from such a long distance. As a clean chicken, how can it tolerate being pouted by the smelly socks?A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!
Even though it is now tightly bound by iron chains, those iron chains can't do anything to it at all. In fact, it is just pretending.Seeing the jailer walking towards it step by step, KFC started jumping towards it, and the iron chain was pulled and rattled.The jailer was frightened, and tremblingly dared not go forward again.
But KFC didn't dare to give up, and stretched its neck hard, trying to peck people with its sharp mouth.
The jailer quickly dodged, and then KFC's mouth pecked on the wall beside him, pecking out a hole in an instant.
Seeing this scene, none of the jailers stepped forward at all, and the combat power was too terrifying, even if it pecked at it, a piece of flesh would not be seen.And don't look at it being so fat, its skills are very strong, like a ball, it can bounce two or three meters high on the spot, if it is not tied by an iron chain, I am afraid it can directly pierce the ceiling.If it was bounced and hit by it, the previous reviewer was a lesson learned from the past. It is said that several ribs were broken, and they are still being treated.
So they had no choice but to let the chicken continue to sing. Even if the guards were equipped with a pair of earplugs, they couldn't resist the penetrating voice. One who resisted The weaker jailer was dragged away already foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground. Although the others were still holding on, they couldn't hold on for long.
Regarding the serious consequences it caused, KFC said that it was all moved by the charm of its singing.Look at those Uranus superstars such as Michael Jackson, etc., every time there is a concert, someone faints and dies from excitement. This is the charm of a superstar, and ordinary people cannot resist it.
Don't look at it. Not many people listen to this concert now, but the expressions of those who listened were shocked. Obviously, they were all deeply infected by its charm, and everyone who fainted was counted as one.
The next day the warden sent a report to his superiors, asking for more manpower, otherwise the chicken would be unbearable.
As the president of the Endless Sea Branch, this matter was reported to Odo very quickly. Although he had indeed seen KFC before, he hadn't seen it make a move, so he didn't know how strong it was.It's just that it's only been one night now, and it's still bound by a big iron chain. What can happen?
"It's like this..." The warden wiped the sweat from his forehead, and explained to Otto tremblingly: "The chicken sang all night, and its voice seemed to be aggressive. Unable to bear the sound, they all fainted, and some were foaming at the mouth and had heart failure, it was extremely uncomfortable!"
"So exaggerated?" Odo couldn't believe it. Although he knew it was a sacred-blood creature, the attack power was too powerful, right?How could so many people be harmed by the sound alone?If it is not restrained, it is estimated that few people are its opponents!
"I'll go take a look with you." Otto said as he followed the warden to the dungeon, and he heard the angry shout from a long distance away.
"The green hat in front, Mr. Chicken is hungry, hurry up and get me something to eat, remember to order three dishes, one soup and dessert after dinner."
Several jailers were unmoved at all, still standing guard outside the cell.
KFC continued: "If you don't bring me something to eat, I will continue to sing."
Upon hearing this, the warden ran over in a hurry, and said to one of the guards, "Hurry up, go and get it something to eat. You must have three dishes and one soup!"
KFC added: "There are also desserts after dinner."
Warden: "Yes, there are desserts!"
Odo: "..."
Is it so exaggerated?
Is this for jail or for good?There are even three dishes, one soup and dessert!
"You don't know, this chicken is hard to take care of." The warden scratched his little hair and said, "We have already killed several of us in just one night. If you don't follow its will, I'm afraid that all our remaining jailers will be wiped out! Let's see when the higher-ups will send someone to pick him up? If it's any later than that, all the brothers will resign collectively."
Odo: "... About a week away, the news has been sent through the communication stone, and the elite over there will arrive soon."
"One week?" The warden raised his voice unconsciously, and said with a bitter face, "We can't last this long. After another week, I'm afraid all the jailers will be killed."
Odo was a little impatient, "You won't stuff its mouth with something?"
The warden continued with a bitter face: "No one can get close to it at all. If you approach it, you will be pecked. Look at the wall, and it has been pecked out several times."
Odo: "..."
Is there really no one who can control this chicken?
In desperation, he asked someone to call Harvard over.
Early in the morning, Harvard was still flirting with his daughter-in-law. He walked over slowly and unwillingly, and asked Otto angrily, "What are you doing?"
"This chicken..." Odo said to her helplessly, "It makes noise to disturb the people, and the jailers are going crazy. See if there is any way to make it stop singing."
Harvard said helplessly: "I can't help it. I caught it when it was singing. It is said that its fighting power is the lowest when it is singing."
Odo: "..."
The jailers: "..."
Damn, this kind of fighting power is also called low? ?
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