All-round way to money

"Uncle, Zixiao Palace is so empty, isn't it good?"

From then on, Chu Ran began to chase away guests, always thinking of various reasons, expressly telling Master Uncle that it is time for you to go home.

Uncle Shi always has a way to pretend that he doesn't understand.

"It doesn't matter, there is a boy looking after the house, it doesn't matter if I'm here or not."

"Then how can it be done? Are you not afraid that the disciple who wants to ask you for advice on something he doesn't understand in his practice will find someone?"

Those high-achieving apprentices of yours are all masters of the times, baby, why don't you just leave them alone?

"Why should I care about them? If they don't understand, they can only blame themselves for being stupid. They can figure out a way to do it themselves. Why should I explain it a second time."

This is too irresponsible.

"If you don't give me any answers, why are you preaching?"

You only took the first step in preaching, teaching and resolving doubts, are you embarrassed?

"If you don't preach, how do you create karma? How do you divide their luck?"

Ouch, you are quite honest, did you tell me all this?What about my letter?Or letter?

"The two clans of liches outside are about to turn the world upside down, don't you care?"

If you don't go out to uphold justice, how can it appear that you have status?

"It doesn't matter. Without fighting, how can there be karma? If there is no karma, how can there be calamity?"

Still so natural.

"Kalpa, okay? A big catastrophe will cost lives."

"Even if there is a catastrophe, it is also an opportunity. If there is no catastrophe, how will a new race rise?"

Well, after hearing this paragraph, Chu Ran deeply felt the meaning of the sentence, "the world is not benevolent, and everything is a humble dog."In the heart of this saint, he doesn't care about the loss of life at all, and only thinks about his own merits.

"Differences, don't conspire with each other, uncle, we don't agree with each other, why don't we get bored with each other?"

This is clear enough, I don't like your style, and I don't agree with it, you should leave quickly, you are not welcome in my family.

"How could it be. Everyone has his own way, so you don't have to be with me. Your master and I are not fellow travelers. We've always seen and hated each other, so we get along pretty well?"

What are you talking about?You two get on well?

You two want to get along well?

If you don't get along well, what's the deal?

Overturn the sky?

Chu Ran discovered that it was not easy to drive people away.

On second thought, if he could be driven away, Master might have already beaten him out.

OK, you can stay if you want.

Don't expect me to serve you with good food and drink.

After that, the food is not as good as the day.Of course, it was not originally done as three meals a day.The master is not Zhou Papi, originally according to Chu Ran's habit, one meal every three to five days, just to eat, there is no need to do it on a daily basis.Or she thought of some novel way of eating on a whim, and it is possible to add a meal once in a while.

Otherwise, it will be a long time, and I don't know how many tens of thousands of years I have to live, and eating three meals a day will really tire people to death.

After deciding to cut off the cheeky uncle's food, Chu Ran became more and more lazy, and didn't cook for ten days and a half months.If the uncle is too busy, let Huahua do it.Huahua's cooking is also quite delicious, if he doesn't like it, he can only wait.

The rice is becoming more and more vegetarian and weaker.From red soup hot pot to plain rice porridge with pickles, one meal is not as good as one meal.

"I said, girl, I pretended not to see the fact that you secretly cooked for your master because of your eccentricity. But why is your meal getting simpler and simpler? Just send me away with white porridge and pickles?"

Uncle Shi challenged me.

"Master, look at what you said, why did you send you off? This is not white porridge, but green stem porridge. The rice was planted by me and Houtu, and the best seeds were selected. The water is from the Yushui River, and there are spirit frogs, spirit crabs, loach, rice field eels and crucian carp in the rice fields, which are the most delicious rice in the world. The water used to make porridge is all spirit dew formed by spiritual energy. This pickle, this is not an ordinary pickle. The vegetables are harvested by my master, the salt is from the South China Sea, and the beans used to make the sauce are all carefully selected. Back then, when my master and I first arrived here, we were poor and useless Yes, nothing. I just rely on pickles to exchange meat with the Wu tribe for a living. You are in Zixiao Palace, you are full of peaches and plums, and your reputation as a saint resounds throughout the prehistoric world. How can you understand the hard work of our little casual cultivators. If you come at that time, I can only treat guests with clean water. So, it is very good to have these, so don't dislike them. "

Chu Ran kept talking with a small mouth, and her attitude of not admitting to death was perfunctory.

Hongjun finally experienced the feeling of being pushed speechless.

Chu Ran was good at straightening up, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence, "Then you make me a bowl of egg custard."

Chu Ran shook her face and went back to the house. Before leaving, she left a sentence, "This restaurant does not accept orders. If you like it, you can eat it or not."

Humph.

Go back to the house and pack up the luggage, then go to her master, "Master, let's go back to Qingqiu. There are fights here every day, it's annoying."

If you don't go, we can't go.Apart from the excitement here, there is nothing that you can't go away.

Master doesn't care, just go.

Then the master and apprentice escaped directly.

Of course, Hongjun definitely couldn't hide it, and I didn't want to hide it from him.Outside the yard, he was severely abused by his master, and Tong Tian, ​​who scolded a few times for nothing, never dared to leave, and was practicing in a hut outside the yard.

Speaking of this, Chu Ran wanted to complain even more.Just like that, why don't you tell her to treat your apprentice well every day?Being your apprentice is all bad luck, what a ghost!

As for Tongtian, she didn't sympathize at all, who made him owe him.Should.

After all, Hongjun didn't have the nerve to follow him to the Qingqiu Dojo.

Finally, I can live peacefully with Master again.

"Master, what does that mean? Is there anything we need him to remember?"

After resting for a few days, on the water pavilion in the lotus pond, Chu Ran asked while pouring enlightenment tea for Master.

That tea is really a good thing, if you don't drink it, you don't drink it.It's also true to ask.Often Daozu Hongjun, if he really had nothing to do and had to stay at her house to eat and drink, she was more willing to believe that it was because he couldn't tolerate the existence that he could call senior brother, and wanted to kill her master.

But the master is low-key enough to accompany her to farm every day, what else do you want?

"He wants to understand it precisely because he can't see through it, so ignore him." Master gave such a sentence.

Can't see through?

What can't you see?

"I can't see through what I want to do. So he is jealous."

"Then what do you want to do?" Chu Ranke was curious.

"Nursing you." The answer was taken for granted.

Chu Ran's face turned red all of a sudden.

Oh, what is this?Strange shy.

Master, do you know that these words are easily misunderstood?There are so many stories about heroes and immortals, but they are all anecdotes between apprentices and masters!

"Master, do you know what a master-disciple relationship is?"

Chu Ran is such a tiger, what did she think of, she would not hide it, and besides, Master is not the kind of person who needs to hide it from him, so she asked directly.

The master just looked at her, "What's the matter? I didn't like the little apprentice of the annoying ghost, but the annoying ghost? Is there something wrong with your eyes?"

This is where it goes, your imagination is also quite amazing.

Chu Ran lay on the coffee table, raised her head and stared at her master's face, "That's the uncle, I asked you about the relationship between master and apprentice, what do you think?"

Then Master's ears turned red, one was so red that his neck was red, and he couldn't sit still, "Nonsense."

That's what it means to know.

"Then do you see if I have a chance to experience the master-student relationship!"

bang.

A cup of Enlightenment Tea was wasted in vain, Master's hand trembled, and the teacup was spilled.

"Oh, what a waste."

Chu Ran hadn't finished his tea with distress when he saw his master run away in despair.

Hahahaha, I suddenly feel that Master is really cute, what should I do!

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感谢在2021-08-2802:55:39~2021-08-2900:45:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the shallow water bomb: 3 Xiang Xiaomu;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Qingyi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!