A collection of short stories about Qingshan as snow and yellow

Huang Shaotian originally thought that today was a very happy day.

Although the group of people in the team hold the gourd and pick up the ladle when they get excited, I don’t know where I heard the metaphysics (Xu Jingxi: It’s from the people at Tiny Herb! It’s nothing to do with me!) that there are as many candles as there are candles. With quick hands, the cake was directly tied into a hornet's nest, confetti and cream were flying all over the sky, and Lu Hanwen was rolled into the big birthday banner, but no one was found for a long time... But Yu Wenzhou's birthday was still lively and joyful, just like everyone The birthdays that the team members spend with everyone are no different.

He kissed his cheek in the dark as he blew out the candle.

After the lights came on, he cleverly blocked Zheng Xuan between the two of them, but for some reason all night, his face suffered the most cream, almost covering his whole body.

They didn't go to bed until midnight.Huang Shaotian stuffed the gift he had prepared under Yu Wenzhou's bed, and it was estimated that he would be found tomorrow morning.

He spent a long time choosing a gift, thinking that this thing would definitely surprise the other party.It is an alarm clock with a particularly penetrating sound, and you can record it yourself as an alarm clock. Huang Shaotian recorded it emotionally, "Good morning, I am Huang Shaotian, and I have to cheer up today. It's time to get up now. I believe that if you are the captain, you must have already woken up." But if you get out of bed occasionally, it’s okay, then sleep for another 5 minutes. In these 5 minutes, I’ll tell you a little bedtime story. How about a swordsman who was from the East, and he died, so he He became a ghost swordsman and then there was another swordsman who was a Westerner and he died, so he became a magic swordsman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa are the five minutes? He"... such a passage, the ending was not finished due to the recording time limit, but he felt that he had expressed the meaning very clearly.

After imagining what Yu Wenzhou would look like when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he fell asleep as usual.

He seemed to have just closed his eyes when he was woken up by a car horn.When he came back to his senses, he was standing in the middle of the road, and the passing vehicles were angrily honking at him.

Huang Shaotian ran to the sidewalk next to him, took a few breaths, and grabbed the passerby beside him in shock, "Damn it, I was still lying on the bed just now? There is no sign at all, so I won't be able to travel through time, am I dreaming?..."

The pedestrian rolled his eyes: "Pinch yourself and try."

Huang Shaotian pinched his arm.Well, it doesn't hurt at all, it must be a dream.

He grabbed the pedestrian again: "I know it's a dream, why haven't I woke up yet? This setting is unscientific, and dude, why do you have such an expression of [-] to [-]? Even NPCs don't have such expressions. , How could my dream be so lifeless!"

"It's a dream and you can't get out." Pedestrian rolled his eyes again, as if he could only roll his eyes.

At this moment, there was a sound of braking like a pheasant being strangled by the neck, and a black car stopped beside Huang Shaotian.There was a shiny golden logo standing on the front of the car. Huang Shaotian squinted his eyes to look carefully, and found that it was a disc with six small Chinese characters engraved with "This car is very expensive" on the inner circle.

The license plate is not a number, but it says "I am very rich".

For the first time, Huang Shaotian felt that he had a language barrier and couldn't speak anything.

This veritable local luxury car opened the door suddenly, and the passerby who rolled his eyes just now flew out as if hit by a galloping bull, and made a move in the air that would definitely be scolded as a neuropathy of the physics engine in the game. A series of tricks disappeared into the sky.

Huang Shaotian opened his mouth, but he didn't have time to sympathize with that guy, because the person who got out of the car was already standing in front of him.

The moment Huang Shaotian saw the opponent's face clearly, he almost had a heart attack from fright.

"Team team captain?" He felt that he had never stuttered so much in his life.

The other party was wearing a suit with the seven small words "This suit is also very expensive". Except for the tie clip that looked particularly strange because it was bright blue, he was impeccable and personable.He said in a deep voice, "I'm not called captain."

Huang Shaotian trembled: "Yu...Yu Wenzhou?"

Yu Wenzhou smiled evilly and raised his chin: "I'm not Yu Wenzhou, I'm Yu Wenzhou, the president of Satan."

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Huang Shaotian conveniently gave him a lower uppercut, turned around and ran away.

Probably because of the reason in the dream, he felt that he was running extremely fast as if he had a fire extinguisher under his feet.Not long after, he escaped from the pursuit of Satan's president, Yu Wenzhou, and got into a small alley.

At the end of the alley is a porridge shop, Huang Shaotian sneaked into it.The shopkeeper inside shook his fan and asked him, "Would you like a bowl of fish porridge?"

"No thank you." Huang Shaotian took a breath, ignored the greeting from the shop owner behind him, "Guests stay here", turned around and rushed out of the shop again.Satan's president, Yu Wenzhou, seemed to have lost track of him. He breathed a sigh of relief and walked out along the alley, but he was knocked to the ground by something falling from the sky just after taking two steps.

It was a person, and the clothes on the back were still stained with blood. Huang Shaotian leaned over and smelled it. There was a smell of ketchup, sour and sweet, which really whetted the appetite.With an ominous premonition, he turned the man over, and as expected, he saw a familiar face.

"Are you an angel?" Yu Wenzhou's face murmured.

Huang Shaotian: "..." You must be the one who fell from the sky.

"Remember me," the man touched Huang Shaotian's face with his ketchup hand, "...my name is Yu Wenzhou, the troubled young master."

Huang Shaotian silently picked him up and stuffed him into the empty oil drum in the corner.

He continued to walk along the alley exhausted, and for some reason, he ran into the porridge shop just now.The owner of the porridge shop asked, "Would you like a bowl of fish porridge?"

"No!" Huang Shaotian broke down.

"Don't be nervous, owner of the dream." The porridge shop owner said, "You are indeed in a dream, but if you can't decipher the dream, you won't be able to wake up."

Huang Shaotian was stunned: "So you know how we can get out of this messy dream? Come on, I don't want to stay in this damn place for a second longer!"

"Did you meet someone similar to an acquaintance just now?" the porridge shop owner asked.

"Well, there is a satanic boss and a troubled young master," Huang Shaotian said weakly, "They are definitely not genuine, otherwise I will eat the ice rain from my nose..."

"They're obviously not the Yu Wenzhou you know, right?" The porridge shop owner shook his fan, "This dream is full of all kinds of counterfeit Yu Wenzhou, none of them are real, and you have to find the real one to be able to Get out of this dream."

"Really?" Huang Shaotian raised his head, "So it's fine as long as you find the real thing?"

He pulled himself together and left the porridge shop without looking back.

The next search for Yu Wenzhou was not particularly smooth.

Probably because this dream centered on Huang Shaotian, various versions of Yu Wenzhou would appear around him from time to time, as if attracted by a magnet.But there hasn't been a normal Yu Wenzhou in the middle, and the mental pollution brought by the counterfeit product to Huang Shaotian has almost exceeded the critical value.

Especially Yu Wenzhou, the president of Satan, often makes an appearance by surprise. Apart from the first time Huang Shaotian killed him in the panic, he couldn't bear to destroy that familiar face afterwards, so he had to find a way to put his car tires on the stage. It exploded.

Although this didn't really have a big effect, Yu Wenzhou, the president of Satan, quickly changed another car, and the license plate said "buy one and throw one away".To make matters worse, an international superstar Yu Wenzhou even came in a helicopter and scattered flower petals while opening. Huang Shaotian was chased by the helicopter and hid in Tibet. A mortar came and knocked the plane down.

When the international superstar and the troubled young master were fighting together, Huang Shaotian took advantage of the chaos and fled to the other side of the city.

He met Yu Wenzhou, a returnee professor in the park.This version of Yu Wenzhou is much more normal, and the gentle and elegant style of painting is somewhat similar to the original version, although it is still not genuine.Huang Shaotian drank a cup of coffee he invited, and after realizing that he couldn't taste anything in his dream, he waved goodbye to him.

Returnee professor Yu Wenzhou watched him leave from the spot, Huang Shaotian walked quickly, he didn't want to turn his head to see the expression on that familiar face.

Obviously they are all fakes in the dream, and not the real one, he thought, but it's so damn why they all have the same face.

As he walked, he walked into the porridge shop again.The porridge shop owner said, "Did you find it?"

"No." Huang Shaotian was dejected, "Do you think there is really my captain in this dream? Why does it feel like a group of dudes who have not copied properly and their brains are not normal? If this goes on like this, it will drive people crazy. It still keeps people alive, but by the way, boss, isn’t your shop on the other side of the city?”

"I am the designated NPC in your dream, and I will be there whenever you are called." The porridge shop owner said, "Would you like a bowl of fish porridge?"

"No, thanks, I'll come to you to eat when I'm hungry." Huang Shaotian scratched his messy hair, "Speaking of NPC comrades, do you have any tips for finding real people?"

"Well, it depends on your own feelings." The porridge shop owner said, "After all, you are the one who knows him best."

Huang Shaotian exhaled, waved his hand at him, and walked out of the shop again.

This time, as soon as he went out, he bumped into the elder brother Yu Wenzhou next door.

Fortunately, the eldest brother Yu Wenzhou next door was relatively young, not very powerful in combat, and he didn't have the means of transportation at hand. Huang Shaotian ran all the way with the speed in his dreams, and finally left him behind.

After he slowed down, he found that the neighborhood was more gloomy than before.There are many posters of the international superstar Yu Wenzhou on the telegraph poles. As he walks and looks at them, he thinks that the captain’s face is really so handsome. At the same time, he worries about when this crazy dream will end, and he must eat something first when he wakes up. medicine.

Then he saw a normal-looking Yu Wenzhou standing at the end of the alley, smiling at him in the sunlight.

Huang Shaotian excitedly took two steps forward, then stopped.Nine snow-white tails protruded impressively from behind that Yu Wenzhou.

"What the hell kind of world is this!" He turned and ran.

The nine-tailed white fox Yu Wenzhou ran much faster than him, and caught up with a gust of wind.Huang Shaotian thought to himself that he wouldn't be eaten by this fox when he was finished, but at this time someone suddenly reached out and grabbed him and hugged him in his arms.

It would be even better if it wasn't for this head-down posture, Mr. Yu Wenzhou.Huang Shaotian thought with bloodshot brain.

"Nine-tailed white fox Yu Wenzhou," said the man carrying him with a smile, "he is mine."

"Don't get complacent too early, we don't know who will win." Yu Wenzhou, the nine-tailed white fox, also said with a smile. The two smiles seemed to be glued to Yu Wenzhou's face. All creatures with IQs below the level were involved, and then they smashed their brains into pieces, "Dark Sentinel Yu Wenzhou, why don't you put Shaotian down, so that we can let go and fight for the victory."

Huang Shaotian felt that his brain became more congested under the gravity and pressure.

"Let go of me!" he growled, "that sentinel, why are you so hot!"

Yu Wenzhou, the dark sentinel, was taken aback for a moment: "...it's combination fever, because you are my guide."

"Guide, you are tall!" Huang Shaotian was furious, "Combined heat won't make people feel like being stuffed into a slice of bread in a toaster! You set the temperature too high! It's not 350 degrees, it's 530 degrees! The ribs are going to be burnt, okay?"

The nine-tailed white fox Yu Wenzhou attacked at this moment, and the dark sentinel Yu Wenzhou fought with him. Huang Shaotian tried his best to get himself out of the tongs-like arms, and fled the scene on a bicycle picked up by the roadside.

He was terribly tired and just wanted to find a place to sleep, but at this time a bicycle came diagonally at the intersection and knocked him flying.

He landed on the grass in the park and rolled around twice, feeling no pain at all, but this unreal world made him even more depressed.

Then someone sat down beside him.When Huang Shaotian turned his head, the other party smiled at him in the afternoon sunlight.

"Hello," he said, "I am Yu Wenzhou, the domineering Alpha."

Huang Shaotian: "..." There is no end.

Overbearing Alpha Yu Wenzhou twitched his nose lightly and sniffed, and said in a magnetic voice for a while, "Your pheromone is so charming, it smells like fish porridge..."

Huang Shaotian quickly pushed his head into the fountain and fled.He didn't know how long he had been running, but he stumbled and pushed open a door, only to find himself back in the porridge shop.

"Are you here for the archives?" The porridge shop owner shook his fan, "Would you like a bowl of fish porridge?"

"I hate fish porridge." Huang Shaotian said briefly and firmly.

He lay down on the table in the store wearily: "This dream is too painful. Those guys have the same face and voice besides their brains. It's like the captain with a different brain dangling in front of me. It’s a big group every time, who can stand it!”

"Tough tactics are useless in a dream, don't worry." The porridge shop owner said, "Because this is your dream."

"I know." Huang Shaotian said sullenly, "Is there really Yu Wenzhou in there? You said he must be in a corner of this dream, but if this continues, will I not be able to recognize him in front of him?" What about him..."

"It's possible." The owner of the porridge shop knocked on the counter with his fan, and said casually, "So you have to pay attention—but if you are tired, it doesn't matter if you sleep in the shop for a while."

When Huang Shaotian stepped out of the store again, the sun had already set in the dream world.

After lying on the table in the store for a long time, I sadly found that it was impossible to fall asleep again in my dream.He just rested there silently for a while, smelling the aroma of fish porridge in the shop, and felt he was healed a little bit.

He walked aimlessly along the path, and for a moment he didn't have the spirit to sift through the counterfeit Yu Wenzhou to find the real ones.But the dream world is such a vortex that revolves around him. As he was walking, his leg was hit by someone.

It was a young boy, although the passers-by in the dream were probably all NPCs, Huang Shaotian patted his head and continued walking.

After walking two steps, he heard a voice from behind: "I'm sorry, big brother..."

Huang Shaotian: "..."

He turned his head abruptly, and found that although he hadn't seen that childish face at first glance, he could still see a little shadow of Yu Wenzhou when he looked closely.

Even knowing that this is not a real person, Huang Shaotian still yelled three times in his heart that the cute and cute captain forgive me, then accepted the invitation from the young Yu Wenzhou, and the two of them sat together on the edge of the flower bed by the side of the road.

He bought two ice creams with the coins that somehow appeared in his pocket, and shared one with the other party.

"You seem to be worried." The boy Yu Wenzhou tilted his head and said.

Huang Shaotian thought to himself that this guy really has been perceptive since he was a child.He said: "It's a bit of a problem, but it's not a big problem. Don't worry about it. The adults will take care of it."

The young man Yu Wenzhou asked: "Is that what adults say, and then put everything on their own shoulders, even if they can't bear it, they don't want others to help, and fulfill the so-called adult's responsibilities so painfully and sadly?"

Huang Shaotian: "..." Even though you are the young version of the captain, kid, people still want to hit you!

"It's not like that." He thought for a while and said earnestly, "Most of the time, we have someone who can share those responsibilities, and it's the same with my brother, who works hard with very trustworthy and important companions, but now...well, sometimes, They can't help themselves, we still have to rely on ourselves."

"I don't think you're quite right, big brother."

The young man Yu Wenzhou said with a smile, "The important people are always there, sometimes they are by your side, sometimes they are in your heart. But no matter when, you are not alone."

Huang Shaotian stared at him for a while, then murmured: "Captain, did you still have the talent for chicken soup for the soul when you were young? Why did you speak so that your scalp tingles? If I was moved by such a brat, wouldn't it be too detrimental to the greatness?" The image is the same even if this brat is a young you... wait..."

He jumped up from the side of the flower bed and shouted without looking back: "Goodbye, Captain! Come and visit me often in my dreams from now on!"

The young Yu Wenzhou sat by the flower bed, watching the figure of the other party gradually disappear into the sunset at the end of the road.After a long time, he lowered his head and took a bite of the ice cream that was about to melt.

Huang Shaotian ran all the way, kicked open the door of the store with one last kick, and returned to the porridge shop.

"Give me a bowl of fish porridge!" he shouted as soon as he entered the door.

The owner of the congee shop was only a little startled, and brought him porridge with fish slices.Huang Shaotian picked up the spoon, drank it while sticking out his tongue from the heat, and finally sat in the chair satisfied and exhaled.

"It's delicious," he said.

The porridge shop owner didn't answer.

"Returnee professor Yu Wenzhou bought me coffee before, but it was tasteless." Huang Shaotian put the spoon into the bowl, "At that time, I felt that I couldn't taste anything in my dream—now I know, it's just It’s just because it’s not impressive enough.”

"Anyway, you've discovered it now." The porridge shop owner said.

"I should have known earlier, what kind of person is the captain to me?" Huang Shaotian continued, "Smart, gentle, steady and reliable—well, that's all other people's impressions—always there when I need help the most. By my side, he never stops me when I want to do what I need to do, and he never blindly comforts me when I make mistakes, but always allows me to recognize the reality, and I can always cheer up with him when I am tired... In this dream, who is such a person?"

He looked at the ordinary passer-by face of the porridge shop owner: "That little guy is right, I don't need to look for those fakes with the same face. No matter what you look like, I should always recognize you of."

The porridge shop owner smiled.

His face gradually changed back to Huang Shaotian's familiar appearance, and the work clothes and apron on his body were also replaced by the blue team uniform.Yu Wenzhou opened his arms, Huang Shaotian rushed over to give him a hug, but bumped his nose firmly.

——Isn’t it a dream why my nose is so sore!

Huang Shaotian raised his head, and Yu Wenzhou, who was wearing home clothes, was looking at him helplessly.He twisted his neck and looked around, finally making sure that he had woken up from the dream.

But the situation in front of him was not much better. He was wearing pajamas hanging on Yu Wenzhou's body, and his legs were still dragging on the edge of the bed.Yu Wenzhou picked him up: "Did you have some kind of nightmare? When I came here in the morning, I saw you almost rolled under the bed, but fortunately I caught you."

Huang Shaotian had mixed feelings: "This is not a nightmare that can be summed up! It's not so bad anyway, but it's really not easy! I finally found you!"

"Why are you looking for me all of a sudden?" Yu Wenzhou asked puzzled, "Could it be because of this alarm clock?"

He raised his other hand, the alarm clock was chattering, and he slapped it off. "I was woken up by it this morning, and it worked fine."

Huang Shaotian: "..." Now I feel that this alarm clock looks like it deserves a beating.

"Thank you, Shaotian, I like this gift very much." Yu Wenzhou blinked, "But I like the other thing you gave me more."

"Huh? Have I delivered it?" Huang Shaotian asked strangely.

"It was the kiss after blowing out the candles last night." Yu Wenzhou said with a smile.

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