A collection of short stories about Qingshan as snow and yellow

Yu Wenzhou came out of the laboratory that day, walked to the edge of the grove, and was hit by a lump.He subconsciously reached out and grabbed a fluffy ball.

Fuqiu said angrily: "Ji——!"

As soon as Yu Wenzhou let go, the hairball immediately flew up.This time he could see clearly that it was a sparrow that hit him, and it was nothing special except a little fat.

It circled in the air for a week and landed on Yu Wenzhou's shoulder.

Yu Wenzhou was a little strange. Although the birds and cats on campus were not very afraid of people, he had never seen a sparrow that would jump on people.Just now he thought it was the sparrow that hit him because it was flying dizzy, but now that he thinks about it, maybe it came for him.

"You are responsible for the accident," Yu Wenzhou said to it, "don't touch porcelain."

Intuitively, he felt a look of disdain in the sparrow's small black eyes.Unmoved by his threat, the bird remained stubbornly there.

Yu Wenzhou shook his head, continued walking towards the dormitory, and soon ran into Wang Jiexi who had just finished class.

Wang Jiexi stared at the sparrow on his shoulder.

"Your eyes are a bit strange," Yu Wenzhou hesitated, "Are you hungry?"

"Not hungry enough to eat it raw." Wang Jiexi said, "But this bird is a bit strange."

He stretched out his hand, pinched the sparrow before it flew up, and picked it up.

The sparrow was furious, struggled in his hands, let out a series of screams, and flew its feathers.Yu Wenzhou felt that it might be a long section of swearing at birds in Niaoyu.

"What's so strange?" he asked, "You don't want to abuse wild animals."

"It's quite special." Wang Jiexi explained, "I'm a very unpopular person. Most birds would fly away when they see me, but it's still stupidly standing on your shoulder waiting for me to come over."

Sparrow: "Crack!!"

Yu Wenzhou subtitled it in his heart: Who are you to call stupid!Get the fuck out of your hands!

"I don't remember you having a bird-repelling field." He asked, "Did you mess with any bird gods in Europe?"

"No," Wang Jiexi replied, "it's always been like this."

He let go of his hand, and the sparrow soared into the sky like a cannonball.But after a few seconds, it landed in a circle again, flying cautiously beside Yu Wenzhou.

Yu Wenzhou: "Well, you're right, this bird is really strange—it doesn't run away, and it's not going to take revenge on you."

I don't know if it heard this sentence, but the sparrow immediately flew to Wang Jiexi's side and pecked at him fiercely.

Holding the folder, Wang Jiexi calmly resisted its attack, but finally couldn't bear it any longer and knocked it flying.

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

He couldn't figure out what the sparrow was trying to do, but he held out his hand to it anyway.The sparrow circled around the field, banging Wang Jiexi on the back of the head, and then flew into Yu Wenzhou's hand, shaking his head angrily.

Wang Jiexi thought for a moment: "It may have taken a fancy to you."

"What do you like about me?" Yu Wenzhou was puzzled, "I don't have bird food on me."

"You will know." Wang Jiexi asserted.

Yu Wenzhou was used to his nagging remarks, so he didn't take it to heart.The two bought dinner at the small restaurant they frequented, and went back to the dormitory together.

As the sky gradually darkened, the sparrow that had been lying on Yu Wenzhou's body became more and more anxious, jumping up and down, not knowing what to worry about.Once outside the building, Wang Jiexi asked, "Are you going to take it back to the dormitory?"

"I don't think it looks like it's going to leave." Yu Wenzhou picked up the sparrow and placed it on the flower bed next to him. Sure enough, the sparrow jumped back into his hand the next second. "There is no rule in the dormitory not to let birds in, right?"

"It's forbidden to keep pets," Wang Jiexi thought for a while, "but strictly speaking, this can't be called pets, and it can be counted as food reserves."

Sparrow: "...吱!!!!"

"Don't scare it." Yu Wenzhou laughed, "It's so clingy, I'll take it home, maybe it will get annoying after a while in the house, and I'll let it go when the time comes."

So when passing by the mail room on the first floor, Yu Wenzhou covered the sparrow in a plastic bag and walked over quietly.The sparrow is also really cooperative, not saying a word, and has the potential to be an undercover agent.

The dormitories in this building are all single rooms, and Yu Wenzhou lives diagonally across from Wang Jiexi.As soon as he put down his schoolbag, the sparrows started jumping up and down the room, chirping endlessly.Not only that, but it also used its small paws to yank the windbreaker on Yu Wenzhou's body.

Yu Wenzhou was a little worried: "Keep your voice down, classmate Sparrow, what will you do if you disturb the one on the other side and come over to stew?"

Sparrow looked at him contemptuously, as if to say, "Don't scare me with such remarks to coax children".

Yu Wenzhou picked up the phone: "Hello?...Well, the sparrow I brought back just now is still not quite right, please come over and take a look...Okay, don't worry, my door is unlocked, just come in directly. "

sparrow:"……………………"

Yu Wenzhou hung up Wang Jiexi's call, looking at the sparrow with a sloppy expression, he found it very interesting.

He took off his windbreaker and was about to hang it in the cabinet when the sparrow rushed up and pushed away his hand holding the hanger.Yu Wenzhou didn't grab one, and the sparrow got into the windbreaker.

The sun was setting outside the window, and the last ray of light disappeared behind the clouds.

When night fell, Yu Wenzhou only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and a living person appeared in the windbreaker out of thin air.His hands were entangled by his sleeves, and he was in mid-air, so he couldn't stand at all. He fell down as soon as he landed, throwing Yu Wenzhou to the ground as well.

Yu Wenzhou turned his back up, looked at the ceiling, and felt that he should go to the diagonally opposite door and ask for an almanac.

But he soon discovered that this was not the biggest problem.The guy who had just turned from a sparrow to a man in front of him obviously didn't bring his own clothes; as they both fell to the floor, the windbreaker also slipped off his shoulders and slipped to his waist, and it seemed that he would immediately It's about to fall completely.

The sparrow monster was riding on Yu Wenzhou's lap, looking down with a dazed expression.He looked very young, his hair was as messy as a sparrow's feathers, from Yu Wenzhou's angle, he could see his neck covered with a thin layer of sweat, shining slightly under the light.

The sparrow said: "Well, I..."

As it turns out, even this very chaotic situation is entirely possible to get a little bit worse.The dormitory door was knocked twice, and the people outside said, "I'm coming in."

When Wang Jiexi opened the door, what he saw was this: Yu Wenzhou was half lying on the ground, a young man with basically nothing on was sitting astride him, with his windbreaker wrapped around his waist, with an embarrassed expression on his face.

Wang Jiexi: "..."

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

Wang Jiexi closed the door behind him with his backhand, and calmly said, "I don't think this will affect you very well. You should at least go to bed."

"No matter what you want to say, don't say it now and let me explain!" The sparrow young man said immediately, "It's not what you think! We just met by chance!"

Yu Wenzhou: "Wait a minute, it sounds even worse when you say that."

"You don't need to talk about it," Wang Jiexi said.

Yu Wenzhou: "...Are you going to say 'I won't listen, I won't listen'?"

"Of course not." Wang Jiexi gave him a strange look, "I just want to say, I've met this classmate before. Are you an undergraduate student in the Department of Biology?"

"You know me?" The young sparrow was taken aback.

"I met you several times in the laboratory building next door, but I just didn't say hello." Wang Jiexi said calmly, "I'm Wang Jiexi from the Department of Astronomy, and the one under your pressure is Yu Wenzhou from the medical school."

The one at the bottom said, "Everyone, can you put on your clothes and talk?"

"Uh... I am indeed from the Department of Biology, and my name is Huang Shaotian." The sparrow young man quickly wrapped up his windbreaker, and then pulled Yu Wenzhou up from the ground, "There is a long story about my question."

"Wait, where's the sparrow you brought back?" Wang Jiexi turned to Yu Wenzhou.

Yu Wenzhou pointed to Huang Shaotian: "Isn't this right here?"

Wang Jiexi was surprised: "I only know that the astronomy department of our school can really do astrology, but I didn't expect that the biology department can really transform, too?"

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Yu Wenzhou turned his gaze back to the Sparrow who had transformed into a living person.

Huang Shaotian held the windbreaker with both hands, and said awkwardly, "Uh...can you lend me a pair of pants?"

After 5 minutes, several people can finally sit down and talk normally.

Huang Shaotian said bitterly: "It's been a week since I've been like this, and this is the first time I've changed back into a human. My heart is suffering."

"So you're not a druid?" Wang Jiexi asked.

"No!" Huang Shaotian slapped the table, "How can there be such a thing in the real world!"

"Maybe there is," Wang Jiexi said, "It's not certain."

"Anyway, I haven't seen it, so I assume it's gone." Huang Shaotian said depressedly, "I'm like this because I was cursed by a guy."

"There's no such thing in the real world." Wang Jiexi said.

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Yu Wenzhou suppressed a smile: "Then Huang Shaotian, who cursed you?"

"It's a strange guy!" Huang Shaotian said unbearably, "in broad daylight, he was wearing a black cloak like a bed sheet, covering his whole body with only his chin exposed... Then he suddenly grabbed me in the alley and asked me to PK with him, I gave him a punch."

"So he cursed you?" Yu Wenzhou asked.

"No, I didn't fight very seriously. He said he didn't want to fight with me." Huang Shaotian said, "He said he wanted to match my clothes in a match—how could I have that spare time, the experiment report hasn't been finished yet! The result He was still holding on to me and I said to him, just wear clothes or whatever, it doesn't make much difference. He seems to take a ton of damage and yells at me 'I need you to know The importance of collocation' and so on... When I came back to my senses, I had already turned into a bird."

The other two were dumbfounded.

"What kind of anti-social artist is this?" Wang Jiexi sighed.

"So you've changed back now?" Yu Wenzhou asked.

"No, it's only temporary." Huang Shaotian was dejected, "The black cloak told me that I will remain a sparrow during the day, but I will get a topic every day. If I find a match that matches the topic before nightfall, then I will be in the evening." can turn back into a human.”

"That's why you stopped on my shoulder, right." Yu Wenzhou understood, "What's your topic today? 'Grey trench coat'?"

"It can't be that simple." Huang Shaotian said sadly, "It's a combination of 'gentle and gentle but with the potential to become a villain'."

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

"It's a good choice." Wang Jiexi praised him very much, "If you encounter this kind of problem, you can definitely go to him."

"Actually, this is the first time I've turned back into a human this week." Huang Shaotian said, "The questions are too difficult. What's 'the little prince who loves the dragon', what's the 'second-year youth who drives a chariot to save the world', it doesn't matter at all. I know what it is! Pecking rice grains in the square every day will starve me to death, no matter what, I don’t want to eat bugs..."

"Could it be that you will turn back into a bird tomorrow morning?" Yu Wenzhou interjected.

"Huh?" Huang Shaotian was taken aback, "Theoretically, that's the case."

"What will you do after you turn back into a bird?" Wang Jiexi asked, "Did the black cloak tell you how to get rid of this curse and completely turn back into a human?"

"There are ways..." Huang Shaotian scratched his cheeks, and mumbled, "Anyway, it's summer vacation, we undergraduates have nothing to do for the time being, so we're not in a hurry."

Wang Jiexi: "You really have a mysterious calmness."

"I can't help it, I don't have any keys or anything, my wallet is in the dormitory, and I don't even have an access card, so I can't move an inch, okay?" Huang Shaotian lay down on the table, "Bird life is hard——"

"Why don't you stay with me tonight." Yu Wenzhou said, "It's not convenient to go back, anyway, you will turn into a bird again tomorrow morning."

"That's right," Wang Jiexi nodded, "We'll wait until we find a solution."

"Although I am very grateful to you for taking me in," Huang Shaotian scratched his hair, "but this is not something that can be found out just by checking Baidu."

"I'll find a way." Wang Jiexi put down his water glass and stood up from the table, "Then, I won't bother you guys, see you later."

He opened the door and went out, leaving Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou staring at each other.

"Why do I feel that his tone seems to have something to do?" Huang Shaotian wondered.

"He might really exist." Yu Wenzhou said helplessly, "This person is quite mysterious to some extent."

Huang Shaotian gave up thinking, lay down on the table and muttered weakly: "You are really heartless, if you have something to do, call him Xiao Tiantian, and if you have nothing to do, call him classmate Huang Shaotian..."

Yu Wenzhou: "Since when did I call Xiao Tiantian?"

"I know you called it in your head." Huang Shaotian rolled his eyes, "Aren't you pretending not to know me very well!"

"You guys are talking too fast, and you didn't give me a chance to explain at all," Yu Wenzhou spread his hands, "One 'you listen to me to explain', one 'you don't need to talk', I can't even get in the middle of the speech."

"After I turned into a sparrow, I wanted to come to you." Huang Shaotian sighed, "But I couldn't find you anywhere on campus..."

"I've been away from school for the past few days." Yu Wenzhou said, "I did leave a message for you in the email, but you probably didn't see it. I was still wondering why you haven't heard from me these few days, and this turned out to be the case."

They first met at a concert.At that time, the two of them sat next to each other by chance and found out that they were both students of this university. Later, when they had nothing to do, they made an appointment to have dinner on the weekend and play games together.Although they have different majors, they hit it off unexpectedly, and it didn't take long for them to get acquainted with each other to the point of talking about everything.Previously, Wang Jiexi was exchanging internships in Albania. Just a few days after he came back, when Yu Wenzhou was about to introduce him, Huang Shaotian suddenly disappeared, and only now did he reappear in this unexpected way.

"Yeah, I can't look at my phone with my bird's claws." Huang Shaotian spread his five fingers, "Oh, I almost forgot what my hands look like."

"Why didn't you come to me earlier?" Yu Wenzhou looked at him.

"You think a sparrow is desperately jumping on you, how would you feel?" Huang Shaotian said angrily, "Do you think 'This must be a telepathic signal from my lost friend', or Think 'this bird is probably crazy'?"

"..." Yu Wenzhou thought for a while, "Actually, I thought this bird was crazy earlier today."

Huang Shaotian: "Look, isn't it! Besides, those topics a few days ago were not relevant to you, and today I also took a huge risk to come to you!"

"I won't abuse wild sparrows." Yu Wenzhou was puzzled, "I don't know if you brought this sparrow back... What's the risk?"

"It's not you, it's the senior brother who is diagonally across from you." Huang Shaotian showed a toothache expression, "I don't know why, when I was in a sparrow state, I especially didn't want to get close to that guy...I also put my best effort today!"

"This is very strange." Yu Wenzhou thought thoughtfully, "Maybe he really has a way to transform you back."

He opened the lunch box, broke off the chopsticks, and the two separated.Huang Shaotian burst into tears after eating: "This is what people eat..."

"Eat slowly, I'll make two cups of tea." Yu Wenzhou stood up to get the cups, when he suddenly heard Huang Shaotian cough behind him.He turned around immediately: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay...cough cough..." Huang Shaotian pressed his chest, "I just saw tomorrow's collocation topic."

Yu Wenzhou patted him on the back lightly: "What topic?"

"'A pure and sweet Omega at the age of twenty'." Huang Shaotian said.

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

"What does Omega mean?" Huang Shaotian was puzzled, "I only know Greek letters and watch brands."

"There is also Omega-3 deep-sea fish oil." Yu Wenzhou added.

"Uh, in terms of symbols, the resistance is also Ω, but that's ohms, probably not." Huang Shaotian diverted his thinking, "It seems that math class also has this constant, I can't remember..."

"Maybe it means 'end'." Yu Wenzhou said, "like 'I am alpha, I am omega, I am the first, I am the last, I am the beginning, I am the end'—"

"No, no, I think you're thinking too much." Huang Shaotian shook his head, "Black Cloak won't ask questions about word games, his requests are very simple and rude."

The two sat together, turned on the computer and searched, but they didn't come to any conclusions.Huang Shaotian had a sudden thought: "Why don't you ask the metaphysics expert diagonally across the door?"

"Good idea." Yu Wenzhou nodded.

He picked up his phone and sent an email to Wang Jiexi: "What is Ω?"

The other party replied within a few seconds.Huang Shaotian leaned over to look, and saw the words on the screen: "It is the ratio of the density of the universe to the critical density."

"..." Yu Wenzhou put down his phone, "It's not reliable to ask him."

"Forget it." Huang Shaotian yawned, "I can't count on it at first, this thing still depends on luck."

"Don't give up on the treatment either." Yu Wenzhou said, "Are you sleepy? Why don't you rest early, and you're flying around during this time, so you definitely want to take a shower first."

"Ah! Then I won't be polite!" Huang Shaotian jumped up and ran to the bathroom.

He scratched his hair, and there were a few fallen leaves mixed in, not to mention other places, the whole thing was as dusty as if it had rolled ten laps from the ground.Once Yu Wenzhou's clothes were worn by him, it was basically a waste of time.

Huang Shaotian turned his head and glanced at Yu Wenzhou who was boiling water, hesitated for a moment, and went into the bathroom silently.

Yu Wenzhou browsed the information on the computer, and heard the sound of water in the bathroom stop, so he took a pajamas, went to the door and knocked: "If you are going to sleep, change into another one, just put the previous one in the laundry basket."

"Oh, thank you." Huang Shaotian opened the door wrapped in a bath towel, took Yu Wenzhou's towel, and wiped his hair for a while. "Are you still looking for information?"

"I want to see if there are any examples of being transformed into other animals inexplicably like you." Yu Wenzhou shook his head, "The result is either a supernatural joke or a game setting."

"Oh, don't look at it," Huang Shaotian said, "It's better to think about how to beat Black Cloak if you catch him."

Yu Wenzhou said rationally, "It's more difficult for you to practice."

Huang Shaotian changed his clothes, picked up the blanket that Yu Wenzhou found out, lay down on the bed, and sighed: "My God, this is where birds should sleep, no, it's where people should sleep..."

Yu Wenzhou closed the computer: "Since it won't be solved for a while, then why don't you think about it and go to sleep. Did I turn off the lights?"

"Yeah." Huang Shaotian buried his face in the pillow and hummed.

Yu Wenzhou turned off the lights and half opened the curtains.His bed wasn't too big, but two people could sleep in a tight squeeze. After he went to the bathroom to wash up, he saw Huang Shaotian rolled into a ball with head and tail in the blanket.

"Come on, let me go up." He patted the other person on the shoulder.

"Why are you patting my ass?" Huang Shaotian poked his head out from the other side and said.

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

Huang Shaotian just said it casually, and then obediently rolled half a circle, giving up the position inside.Yu Wenzhou spread out the pillows, because there was not much space left on the bed, so he could only lie on his back properly, feeling like he went to summer camp when he was in elementary school.

The two of them used the same body wash, and the bed was filled with the scent of grapefruit.

Huang Shaotian moved around, and finally moved his head back on the pillow.He stretched out half of his face from under the blanket: "Do you want to tell a ghost story?"

Yu Wenzhou: "I can tell you, what style do you want to listen to?"

"Hahahaha let's forget it." Huang Shaotian laughed dryly.

The moon is very bright tonight.Yu Wenzhou turned sideways, and the other person's nose tip, wet hair that was not completely dry, and sleepy eyes were all immersed in the dim light of the dark room.Their fluffy pillows huddle together, and they can even feel each other's breath.

"Phew—" Huang Shaotian blew heavily, blowing a strand of Yu Wenzhou's hair flying up.

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

Huang Shaotian immediately buried his face back in the blanket, letting out a muffled laugh.

Yu Wenzhou couldn't help but also laughed.He poked the blanket roll: "Come out, I promise not to kill you."

"This is the rhythm of being beaten to death!" Huang Shaotian didn't move, "I won't listen to what you say! Kick me down if you have the ability!"

Yu Wenzhou pushed him with his knee, Huang Shaotian was startled and wanted to fight back, but he was wrapped too tightly by the blanket, and instead rolled a little closer to the edge of the bed, about to fall.Yu Wenzhou had no choice but to stretch out his hand to pull him back, Huang Shaotian rolled around uncontrollably, and slapped him like a pancake.

He still wanted to move back, but Yu Wenzhou held him down: "That's it, lest you fall down again."

Huang Shaotian muttered something, but didn't move.After a while, it was probably too tiring to be a sparrow, so he just leaned against Yu Wenzhou's arms and fell asleep silently.

When Huang Shaotian woke up again, the room was pitch black.He carefully moved away from Yu Wenzhou, sat up from the side of the bed, and looked out from the window.

The moon has disappeared, and it is the darkest hour before dawn, and the sky is like a black box relentlessly buckled on everything.In a few minutes, dawn would break in the sky, and when the first rays of sunlight fell on him, he would be a sparrow again.

What the hell is all this, Huang Shaotian thought.

He thought about it, and in order not to wait for his clothes to fall on the floor, he took off his pajamas, folded them lightly and placed them on the bedside.Then he saw the post-it note on the table, picked up a pen to leave something to say, thought for a long time, and gave up again.

Even in this dim moment, he could still see a little silhouette in the night.He looked at Yu Wenzhou on the bed for a while, then sighed.

"You woke up so early?" Yu Wenzhou asked.

Huang Shaotian: "..."

He thought Yu Wenzhou was still asleep, and was almost scared to the ground.Yu Wenzhou was not fully awake either, he touched the pillow, got the phone, and before Huang Shaotian could react, he turned on the flashlight on it.

Under the white light of the phone's flashlight, Huang Shaotian was wearing only a pair of boxers, sitting on the window sill, looking at him with a surprised expression.

Yu Wenzhou: "..."

"Listen to my explanation!" Huang Shaotian said angrily, "I'm just afraid that when your clothes fall on the floor—"

Following his words, a ray of morning light shone into the window in the gradually whitening sky.

Huang Shaotian stopped talking, closed his eyes, and waited to become a sparrow with a heroic expression.

After 5 minutes, he flapped his hands and opened his eyes hesitantly: "Wait, why can't I fly?"

"Because you are still human." Yu Wenzhou said helplessly.

"What?" Huang Shaotian was taken aback, "Why didn't I change back? Although this is a good thing, is that black cloak lying to me?"

"Are you sure you didn't mistake the way to change back?" Yu Wenzhou asked, "Maybe it's enough to answer the question correctly once."

"No!" Huang Shaotian blurted out, "What the black cloak said at the time was 'Don't you think that matching is not important? If you can find someone, no matter what you wear when standing in front of him, he will also think you are very good from the bottom of his heart. , you can lift the curse' like—"

He was stuck, blinked his eyes, and met Yu Wenzhou's gaze.

"Uh," Huang Shaotian said.

"It seems so." Yu Wenzhou said calmly.

"So," Huang Shaotian pointed at himself, "Do you think it's good now? Why do I feel that something is not right?"

"Don't get me wrong." Yu Wenzhou explained, "Don't worry, I don't think it's good for you to only wear boxers."

Huang Shaotian looked at him.

"I think it doesn't matter whether you only wear boxers, grass skirts, hole shoes, or Guoan jerseys." Yu Wenzhou said, "If it's you, there's nothing wrong with it."

Huang Shaotian looked away, his ears turned red.

He turned his head uncomfortably: "I understand the truth, tell me to put on my pants..."

"Since you don't need to turn into a sparrow, let's go back to sleep." Yu Wenzhou smiled and turned back to throw off the blanket, "It's still warm here."

Huang Shaotian immediately put aside other thoughts, jumped up, and fell on the bed together with Yu Wenzhou.

In the empty corridor in the early morning, the door diagonally opposite opened, and Wang Jiexi, wearing a three-color plaid scarf, came out from the inside.

He came to Yu Wenzhou's gate, raised his hand, listened carefully, and put it down again.

"Looks like we don't need this anymore." He said to himself, and put the bottle of spray back into his coat pocket, "Come on, let's do morning exercises."

He tightened the scarf, bent down, turned into a mighty and domineering cat, and ran out along the corridor.

END

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Useless comments:

1. All explanations about Ω come from Wikipedia

2. The bottle that Pharaoh holds is a person-changing spray

3. If Pharaoh wears a black trench coat, he will turn into a black cat

4. Pharaoh does not eat sparrows