Hades, who was forced to debut, is so poor

At night, the lights come on.

Pei Yunqing, who was reluctant to leave after eating, received WeChat messages from six subordinates:

["Lu Zhidao" changed the group name to "A traitor appeared among us"]

[Zhong Kui: Your Highness, are you going to debut? @P]

[Xie Bi'an: "There are so many sayings on the Internet, which one do you want me to admit..." A good sentence has been played so slippery, as expected of your Highness]

[Wei Zheng: [Bull]]

[Lu Zhidao: Your Highness, why don't you go eat some delicious food, can you bring us some? ]

[Cui Jue: Of course if it’s free ()]

[Xie Bi'an: Your Highness Yan Luozhu has been sent out, so it must be sent out by someone. In this case, Mr. Yin should not treat us badly, he is so rich 23333]

In Yan Luo Temple, six people fell apart, Zhong Kui suddenly raised his head from Wei Zheng's lap: "I'm going to Xie Bi'an, you speak so fiercely, aren't you afraid that His Highness will kill you?"

Xie Bi'an was watching Fan Wujiu tinkering with things, he didn't turn his head when he heard the words, he just shook his index finger: "NONONO! If you don't understand, His Highness will definitely not be angry, on the contrary, he will praise me."

Zhong Kui didn't believe it, so he turned around and betrayed him in the group: [Boss, what's the majesty of you not taking care of this! ]

His luck has always been good, Pei Yunqing replied not long after the message was sent.

[P: After 8000 years, Xie Bi'an can finally speak once. ]

[Zhong Kui:………]

[Xie Bi'an: ……………]

[P: Did you see the contract that Jackdaw brought over? ]

[Fan Wujiu: [Picture] This? ]

[P: That's right, sign it and wait for me to bring you delicious food when I come back. ]

After sending the message, Pei Yunqing put away the phone, looked up and saw Mei Yanshu staring at him, he then looked back, and didn't give up until the other party couldn't bear to look away.

"Look at what I am doing, and find that I am getting more and more handsome?"

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Mei Yanshu felt that she only knew him today, and looked at him speechlessly for a long time. I don't know if he is getting more and more handsome, but he is getting more and more shameless anyway.

"I thought you didn't know how to use a mobile phone."

He rarely sees him used.

Pei Yunqing took one last bite, and then gracefully wiped his mouth with a tissue: "It's okay, it's really not very useful."

After having a mobile phone, there are only Xie Bian, the six of them, and Mei Yanshu in the WeChat list, and the social circle is not big.

The communication with his subordinates can be done through sound transmission, and he and Mei Yanshu can hardly see each other without looking up, so this phone is just like a decoration, until now his wallpaper is still the default.

"Do you still eat? Do you want me to ask someone to order again?"

From just now, once the dishes on the plate were finished, this guy always added more food on the grounds that he was not full. Up to now, he has added more food three times. Mei Yanshu still remembers the expression on the waiter's face when he came in the last time.

After eating a meal for three hours, there was no one left.

"full."

"But we still need to add some food."

"To take away."

There are also six watchdogs waiting to be fed at home.

"......."

Mei Yanshu was speechless, but he still did as he wished.

"Is this enough?"

This Sichuan restaurant moved very quickly, and within half an hour they packed up the things they called for take away.Pei Yunqing took a photo and sent it to the group, asking if there was anything else to add.

He typed out each word, this action stunned the person on the opposite side, he frowned and thought for a long time, and finally couldn't help but say: "... I know."

Pei Yunqing raised his head, with a faint smile on his face: "Huh? What?"

Mei Yanshu revealed a fact to him very cruelly: "It turns out that you type really slowly."

So I didn't release his pigeons before, but Pei Yunqing's hand speed is really awesome, even worse than the elderly.

When your chat partner is slow to reply to your messages, don’t rush to get angry. The other party is probably also replying to your messages, but the speed is a little slower. You should wait for the other party generously. ——Mei Yanshu thinks so.

But Pei Yunqing didn't think so, his smile froze on his face: "What do you mean?"

"you dislike me?"

The second meal the two ate did not escape the unhappy ending, and Lu Zhidao and the others also failed to eat the Maoxuewang dish they ordered last.

One person once, fair.

Mei Yanshu was left in the restaurant by him, one head and two big.

Now it's all right, the car can't drive, he walks back?

But he didn't regret it either, it was rare for Pei Yunqing to be embarrassed once, and he was happy to walk back.

He paid the bill and went out, called Cai Chaoen and asked someone to handle the car, put on a mask and walked home.I ate a bit too much just now, so I have to take two steps to digest the food. If it really doesn't work, I'll take a taxi back.

Mei Yanshu thought as she walked, but she still had Pei Yunqing's black face just now in her mind, smiling heartily.There was a stall selling dolls on the side of the road. He walked over to have a look, and felt more and more that the doll in his hand was very similar to the one who ran away in anger.

The baby has a black face, white hair, and black clothes.The producer gave him a "wronged Baba" expression, with his eyes wide open.

"Boss, how much is this doll?"

"50 dollars."

"I heard no little Pei Yunqing, you are only worth 50 yuan." Entering an alley, Mei Yanshu held up the little doll in his hand and flicked it.

Suddenly, the surrounding darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the noisy night market next door also gradually went away.

Mei Yanshu slowly put away her smile.

The sound of the chains came, and a puff of blue smoke rose not far away, and two figures, one black and one white, appeared there bouncing; a step of ten meters, and soon came to him.

"See Mr. Yin Shi."

Hei Wuchang said: "My lord, Your Highness asked me to wait to take you home."

"What about him?"

Bai Wuchang thought of His Highness Hades whom he met a few minutes ago, and calculated the speed of flying through the clouds, and replied, "Your Highness should have arrived at the Temple of Hades."

This black and white impermanence is not the two he saw before, apparently they have arrived in a new place and changed to a new film policeman, Mei Yanshu hid the doll behind his back: "Understood, let's go."

The impermanent ghost led the way respectfully, keeping a distance from this newly appointed human being.They used mourning sticks to carve out a trail, and Hei Wuchang said, "My lord, if you enter this trail, you will be there when you come out."

Said and backed up: "Bai Wuchang and I are sent here."

Bai Wuchang was a talkative person before he was alive. He was always curious about this errant who was a half-immortal as a mortal. Two days ago, His Highness Yan Wang personally promoted a mortal to enter the immortal class. Over and over, many demons and ghosts are talking about it, and today it can be regarded as encountering some questions that must be asked:

"May I ask you something, my lord?"

Mei Yanshu was puzzled: "What's the matter?"

What he didn't know was that Pei Yunqing hadn't had time to make his debut yet, but he had already made his debut in the C position of the Five Realms other than the human world.Whether it's gods, Buddhas or ghosts, they are all full of curiosity about this mortal No.1.

"You and Your Highness, who will make the first move...?"

Asked out, he asked out! !He dare not move the King of Hades, how would he be afraid of a mortal? !

Mei Yanshu narrowed her eyes dangerously: "Huh?"

Xu Shibai Wuchang's expression on his face was too wretched, he was a little itchy and wanted to beat the ghost.But this was sent by Pei Yunqing to take him home, Mei Yanshu thought about it, and finally held back.

But fortunately, Hei Wuchang is a sensible person. Seeing that his face was not right, he immediately pulled Bai Wuchang aside to make way for him.

"I'm sorry, my lord, Bai Wuchang has some brain problems, I offended you."

Bai Wuchang: "...I, well, I have a problem with my brain."

Just kidding, he could feel it just now, when a murderous sight swept over him, he immediately felt like he had walked through the gate of hell for the second time.

He followed Hei Wuchang, nodding and bowing his waist, watching Master Yincha leave: "My lord, go slowly."

After people entered the trail and made sure they couldn't hear the sound, Bai Wuchang said regretfully: "I just missed it like this. I may never know the answer to the question for the rest of my life, hey!"

Hei Wu often knocked him on the head with a mourning stick: "Are you stupid to ask like that in front of people, do you want to go to the Pagoda of Sin Karma or the Eighteenth Floor of Hell?"

Bai Wuchang sighed: "But I really want to know."

Hei Wuchang hates iron for being weak: "I think you really have a problem with your brain, our Highness is like that, it must be his hands!"

Yama Temple.

There was a pile of "corpses" lying in disorder in the living room. After seeing Pei Yunqing coming in, he seemed to have seen a savior, and he got up in a hurry and looked at him eagerly.

Zhong Kui was the first to speak out: "Your Highness, are you back?"

Wei Zheng: "Is there something to eat? Let me see!"

Xie Bi'an: "I brought my last Maoxuewang!!"

All twelve of his six subordinates were looking at him. Although the three did not speak, the anticipation in their eyes and the expressions on their faces had already betrayed them. Pei Yunqing felt that what he told the child was right. There were indeed six watchdogs waiting to be fed.

He rubbed the space between his brows, and put the food on the table with a wave of his big hand.

"It's all there, go and eat by yourself."

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! !Pei Yunqing's black line, this is not what his subordinates should look like. After visiting the world, they are becoming less and less like gods.

He couldn't see that this group of people looked like they were eating, so he frowned and went back to the room.

Outside, Xie Bi'an's scream came a step behind:

"Ah! My hairy blood is booming!! I have such a big plate of hairy blood!!"

Early the next morning, a guest came to Yama Temple, who was Ye Shen who just got off work.Ye Shen was in a hurry, wearing the stars and the moon, and when he appeared at the door, he was still wearing the chill of night.

"Hey, is there no one?"

Ye Shen raised his eyebrows slightly, and knocked on the door with his fingers bent. Pei Yunqing in the back room opened his eyes the moment he came.When Wei Zheng came back from his morning exercise, he saw a fairy-like god with fluttering hair standing at the door, so he went over to greet him warmly: "Is this a visitor?"

"Hi little god, I'm looking for Hades, is he in there?"

Wei Zheng calculated the time and replied: "His Highness should be in the room at this time, you should go in and wait for him."

Ye Shen smiled and waved his hands: "No, no, I won't go in. Just tell him that Ye Shen is here to find him."

"Oh no, don't bother." As soon as he finished speaking, His Highness Yan Wang came out of the room slowly, even stretched himself, and slightly raised his eyelashes: "Why are you here?"

"Boss, you guys talk, I'll go see if Cui Jue and the others are up." Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Wei Zheng flashed away tactfully.

"I haven't seen Xiao Pei for a long time, why are you still like this?" Ye Shen made a gesture to hit him, but Pei Yunqing turned sideways to avoid physical contact, and said in a flat tone, "What about me?"

A trace of disappointment flashed in Ye Shen's eyes, but he quickly adjusted his expression: "Are you still angry with the emperor? It's been so many years, you should forget about it."

"Why am I angry? I was brought out by him and dare to be angry with him?" Pei Yunqing's tone was unbelievable.

Ye Shen took a deep breath: "Yes, you haven't been angry with him, and you haven't been angry with him and you've been at odds for so long? Then you really don't step into Yaochi anymore?"

Pei Yunqing lowered his eyes: "Did you misunderstand something, what does it matter to him whether I go to Yaochi or not?"

"Okay." Ye Shen compromised and did not argue with him: "A few days ago, I went to the underworld and found out that you came to the mortal world. I heard that you came out to look for him. How is it? Do you have any clues?"

Pei Yunqing was vague: "Half and half."

Ye Shen nodded: "That's good, just ask if you have any questions, and I will help if I can."

After finishing speaking, he rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, and said the purpose of the trip: "Then what, I heard that you hired a human as a errand, where is it? What does it look like? Show me?"

One-click triple play.

"…………"

Look at your mother, get out.

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