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When I was young, I always felt that time was very long. From day to night, I worked very hard and grew up like a slow crawling snail.But I don't know when it started, time rushes like running water, and five or ten years are like boxes of beer appearing on the dinner table, and I suddenly find that it has bottomed out in various reminiscences of the past.

Every time I recall it, I always feel that everything is just like the past.Saying that nothing has changed, in fact, each of them already knew in their hearts that Xia Tian walked away with youth.

stop!Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling are not from Beijing, nor do they live in Anheqiaobei.

Ye Ling spent a very lively and boring Thirty's at home.Everyone went to grandparents' house for dinner, because they hadn't been back for a long time, and the atmosphere at the dinner table was indescribably weird—it wasn't indifference, but everyone was very excited, as if they had been pumped.The seven aunts and the eight aunts must have heard about the work matters. Although Father Ye still looked indifferent, surrounded by the praise, he would inevitably be overjoyed.

Everyone knows that Ye Ling has some promise now. He said that he has a special cross talk show, is a celebrity on the Internet, is well received by Beijing, and even came to Tianjin to perform.

Must have made a lot of money.

The economic base determines the superstructure. If you have money, you have to talk about starting a family.Then there is the third child, do you have a girlfriend, what kind of girlfriend do you want to find, you can't stay single all the time even you are thirty...

They don't seem to need Ye Ling to give them an answer right away, but one person raises the topic, and another person takes it up and gives an answer. The relatives come and go, the voice is very loud, sometimes Laugh like an old goblin.

Ye Ling felt that she should be under the car.

"Let's watch the Spring Festival Gala." Ye Ling could only say helplessly.In fact, he is very grateful for the Spring Festival Gala. Without this program to attract everyone's attention, there would be countless people in China like him who tried to hide under the car during the family's happy night.

"Is Yang Shuanglin gone from the Spring Festival Gala this year?"

"If you don't have it, you don't have it. How many years have you been here? Are you not tired of crooked?"

"I heard that something seems to have been brought down by someone."

The relatives chatted about gossip about various celebrities and entertainers, these were just a few sentences, and then they began to talk about what this little fresh meat was singing, whether that little flower's face was straight, and the ever-changing main theme was still This year's Spring Festival Gala is really ugly.

Changing the subject again, she asked Ye Ling when she could go to the Spring Festival Gala.

Ye Ling talked about him from left to right, and quickly found an excuse to slip away.

In the middle of the night, Xie Shuangchen called Ye Ling and heard the mess there, and asked, "Did you go home or go to the war zone? Why is it so messy?"

"There are a lot of people in the family, and they talk at the top of their voices when they are old. I have been bored all day, and now I am playing cards." Ye Ling simply put on his clothes and went out. It was colder outside, but it was much quieter than at home.

"How is your family?" Xie Shuangchen asked, "Is no one making things difficult for you?"

"No. Hey, relatives, it's all like that. It's not necessary to ask you annoying questions for a long time. Apart from these, there is nothing else to ask." Ye Ling said, "What about you and your family?"

"Yeah." Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm a loner! Lang Weixian brought an opera troupe to the Spring Festival Gala this year. Why don't you say he goes to the Spring Festival Gala of the Chinese Opera Channel? Why join in the fun with the three-dimensional public?"

"That family is not Two-dimensional either." Ye Ling couldn't laugh or cry, "You are sour."

"Am I sour on him?" Xie Shuangchen snorted, "Anyway, Second Senior Brother is out of action for this year's Spring Festival Gala."

"By the way, I still want to ask." Ye Ling said, "Why didn't there be any news before, and didn't mention it?"

"This kind of old comrade's violation of discipline is handled in a low-key manner unless it is a last resort. Besides, he has not been arrested." Xie Shuangchen said, "spit out the greedy money plus a fine, and stop it for a few years. It's almost enough. In fact, I I also think that the quieter this matter is, the better, otherwise someone might come to me to tease me again."

"Hey, let's all stop and stop." Ye Ling said, "Have a good year."

"Ms. Ye, I missed you just after you left today." Xie Shuangchen said, "Why do you think it is so difficult for me to have a good birthday?"

Ye Ling smiled and said, "Who told you that your birthday is so old?"

"I think you lied to me." Xie Shuangchen said dissatisfiedly, "You said last year that you would have many years to celebrate my birthday with me, but you ran away again. Are you going to use many years to prevaricate me?"

"I..." Ye Ling was speechless.

"I have to punish you." Xie Shuangchen said.

"How to punish?"

"Then let me spend every birthday with you." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile.

"Little friend, how old are you?" Ye Ling smiled lightly, and the breath in his mouth turned into a cloud of white mist.

Xie Shuangchen said, "Smaller than Chen Tianxiao."

"Then you two will be like brothers in the future." Ye Ling said.

"It's not impossible." Xie Shuangchen said.

Ye Ling came out late, circling around the community, and before she knew it, it was already midnight.Xie Shuangchen said on the phone: "Ms. Ye, it's time to ring the bell." He turned up the volume of the TV, and Ye Ling could hear the hosts' affectionate New Year wishes from the phone.

three!two!one!

The whole world was shouting "Happy Chinese New Year", while Ye Ling softly said to Xie Shuangchen on the phone: "Happy birthday."

This is a festival that belongs to all Chinese people, but it is Xie Shuangchen's birthday alone.

"Hey, it's too cold outside." Ye Ling said, "The phone is about to freeze and run out of battery, so I went back and sent a red envelope to sleep."

"Well, good night." Xie Shuangchen said, "I'll pick you up early tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

In the first year of junior high school, Xie Shuangchen picked up Ye Ling, went to visit Yao's house as usual, and returned to his own home after having lunch.Tossing back and forth, obviously only one day, but it feels like a long time.

"Exactly, there is half a day left before my birthday." Xie Shuangchen said, "Miss Ye, let's stay at home."

"What to eat?" Ye Ling asked.

"Eat noodles." Xie Shuangchen said, "I have to eat noodles for my birthday. I'm going shopping, and I'll eat noodles with fried sauce in the evening." When he said this, Ye Ling was stunned for a moment, and recalled that Xie Shuangchen didn't seem to eat on his birthday. over cake.

I don't know if it's because I don't have the habit of beating children, or because the old man raised him too old for some convenience.

"What's the point of eating noodles?" Ye Ling pulled Xie Shuangchen out, "I'll buy you a cake."

Ye Ling felt that Chinese New Year was so important now, the chain stores were all open, but she took Xie Shuangchen out to have a look, the doors were open, and the counters were all empty.

Is there a fart for opening the door?

"Look." Xie Shuangchen said, "We still have to eat noodles."

Ye Ling wanted to be romantic once in a while, and was not reconciled to returning home like this, so she dragged Xie Shuangchen along a street, only to find a Daoxiang Village that was about to close.

"I think..." Just as Xie Shuangchen was about to speak, Ye Ling said, "I'll buy some to Daoxiang Village, you stay here, don't move around."

Xie Shuangchen thought this sentence was familiar no matter how it sounded.

But this time, instead of standing obediently, he followed Ye Ling in.

Daoxiang Village was swept away a few years ago, and now there are not many things left. The aunts seemed to be getting ready to get off work, and when they saw two people coming in at the door, they ignored them.

Until Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling approached, the aunts saw their appearance clearly. Who doesn't like these two energetic young men?Only then did a warm smile appear on his face.

"What do you want?" asked an aunt at a stall.

Ye Ling bent down to look at the few snacks left on the counter, Xie Shuangchen got out from behind him, pointed at the counter and said, "I want to eat lotus paste cakes, you can buy this for me."

"Hey you! Are you that..." Aunt Beijing screamed loudly, "The one who talked about cross talk! Our girl likes you very much! Your name is Xie...Xie..."

"Thank you." Xie Shuangchen said.

"Boy! Can Auntie take a photo with you? I'll send it to my girl, she must be very happy." The aunt has already started to take out her mobile phone.

Ye Ling said, "Just don't disturb your work."

"Don't bother, don't bother." The aunt came out from behind the counter, and the rest of the people watched the fun one by one. Although they didn't know who these two young people were, they all seemed eager to try when they heard that they meant celebrities.

The aunt asked Xie Shuangchen to take pictures, but Xie Shuangchen said: "Mr. Ye and I will take pictures with you. Don't worry about the other aunties, we will take pictures in a while."

Who would have thought that when you go out to buy a Daoxiang Village, you can also meet such a thing as taking pictures with the aunt?Although it was not their job, Xie Shuangchen was not good at losing his temper with the elders, so he served them all with a smile, and then ran away with the snacks he bought and dragged Ye Ling.

"I can't go out after co-authoring." Xie Shuangchen complained, "Auntie is really as fierce as a tiger."

"Where did this just go?" Ye Ling said, "If you are more popular, maybe you have to hire two bodyguards."

"Why is it me who is more red, not us?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

Ye Ling said: "It depends on the nature of your profession! Those who are a fan are those who are green leaves next to them, and have no sense of presence. It's different when you are a fan, everyone is looking at you."

"Hey, let's stop talking." Xie Shuangchen stopped suddenly, and asked with the bag in his hand, "Didn't we buy cakes? Why did we buy a bunch of Daoxiang Village?"

In the evening, Xie Shuangchen made a pot of noodles with fried sauce. As soon as it was brought to the table, Ye Ling carefully arranged the snacks from Daoxiang Village on the plate, and then put a scented candle in the middle, making the room smell strange.

"You are too..." Xie Shuangchen said.

"Too what?" Ye Ling asked.

Xie Shuangchen forcefully said, "It's so creative!"

"There are no candles at home, let's make do with it." Ye Ling said, "Come here and make a wish and blow it out. What kind of candles did you buy? It's so fragrant that I can't get enough smoke."

"Where did I buy this!" Xie Shuangchen said, "I guess Lang Weixian brought it here."

"Stop talking nonsense." Ye Ling urged, turned off all the lights, and the room was plunged into darkness, except for a faint light on the table.

"What wish should I make?" Xie Shuangchen murmured and closed his eyes, "God please accept me!"

"You were not asked to perform "Spitting out a Lotus Flower"!" Ye Ling said.

"Oh! Stop making trouble, and make a wish earnestly." Xie Shuangchen closed his eyes, "Om Mani Ba Hum" for a long time, not knowing what he was talking about, then opened his eyes, and compared Ye Ling with an "OK" tidying up, Said: "It's all arranged."

Ye Ling was speechless: "You arrange whatever you want?"

"Don't worry about it." Xie Shuangchen said, "The new year is guaranteed to go smoothly! No, I'll hurry up and blow it up, it's too smokey to panic!"

Taking a deep breath, he blew out the faint scented candle, and the room was plunged into total darkness.

As soon as Ye Ling stood up to turn on the light, she felt that someone was holding her down, and then the fiery temperature burst from her lips.He didn't react much at first, and his mind froze for a moment, then he put his arms around Xie Shuangchen's neck, and hugged Xie Shuangchen tightly, neither of them wanted to be separated from each other.

Xie Shuangchen let go of Ye Ling until he ran out of oxygen and couldn't breathe.Panting, he said softly, "Ms. Ye, you will always be my best birthday present."

Ye Ling hugged Xie Shuangchen and said, "I love you."

He is a very divided and contradictory person. On the one hand, he is extremely reserved and indifferent, but on the other hand, he is always doing very bold things.Ye Ling is not as greasy as Xie Shuangchen, he doesn't really like to put the word "love" on his lips.What is love, what is love?I'm afraid no one can explain it clearly.This proposition is too grand. He has learned so many formulas and theorems, but he doesn't have a solution.

But this is indeed a promise that needs to be guarded for a lifetime.

The direct result of the simple three words is that the two of them got up in the middle of the night to eat noodles.

Ye Ling went to take a shower, while Xie Shuangchen was cooking noodles in the kitchen.After the dough was lumpy, it was boiled and broken into pieces. When Ye Ling came out, Xie Shuangchen said, "Let's eat macaroni."

"...Is it fried sauce?" Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Life lies in innovation."

If they eat in the middle of the night, they will either be too full to fall asleep, or they will fall asleep after eating. These two people obviously belong to the latter.I have done strenuous exercise before, and I have to eat two mouthfuls of rice to pad my stomach before going to bed, or I will pass out from hunger.

One day, one whole vacation.

The Yong Ping Society only has the package package, but not the package package. The main reason is that Xie Shuangchen is lazy.

He's lazy, but the gentlemen in the audience are not lazy, they have already tacitly agreed that the first show at the beginning of the year will be a burden performance.Although it was in a small theater, the tickets for this show had already been sold out by scalpers.

Xie Shuangchen once again proved his box office value by relying on his strength, and won the support of scalpers.

This time the performance is extraordinary, and it should be the first performance after the small theater has been closed for several months. Can the audience not look forward to it?

In tough times, days can feel like years, let alone months.But when everything disappeared, looking back on the past, I actually felt that it was actually quite fast.

But it's just waiting from the cold winter until the warm spring and the flowers blooming.

However, with the warmth of spring and the revival of everything, besides poetry and distant places, what awaits Xie Shuangchen is the unsettled lawsuit between him and the crew.