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The performance started at seven o'clock, and at six o'clock, there was already a queue at the entrance of the theater.The small 2000 people came to the theater intermittently, and there were quite a few battles.

The performances of the Yongping Society do not announce the actors of the show in advance, which is the case in small theaters, so that the audience treats the actors equally.You are here to listen to cross talk, not to do anything else.Later, Xie Shuangchen gradually became famous, and he would release the program list in advance to give back to the audience, but the effect was not good, and it backfired, so he gave up.

Besides, this performance has attracted a lot of attention, and there are several media at the door, holding up their cameras and microphones to interview the audience.Most of them came here for Xie Huan. It was the first time that a movie queen went to the theater to talk about cross talk.Everyone seems to agree that this is a vulgar stage, and Xie Huan's appearance here is a bit out of character.

Furthermore, she is a woman.Women are inherently weak on this stage, and copying cheap is not fun, so Xie Fangbi didn't want her to learn this at first, and the father and daughter formed a relationship.Yang Shuanglin said that the relationship between him and Xie Shuangchen was a matter between his seniors and that Xie Huan, an outsider, should not interfere.

Backstage, everyone was making final preparations, in fact, they just changed their clothes and chatted.The background on the stage is still green, which is slightly similar to the lotus leaves used before, except that a few koi carps are added to the water, which means "more than one year after another".

Xie Shuangchen doesn't like to use bright red and purple colors. Every time there is a special show, there are five colors of black and green...leaves, what lotus leaves, bamboo leaves, and banana leaves.

He said it was because of its freshness and elegance, but Shi Xiangcheng felt it was purely because of the "leaf".

"Where is Second Miss!" Shi Xiangcheng called out all over the backstage, Feng Feifei jumped out from nowhere.Shi Xiangcheng said: "Don't get into it! You can go up and start in a while."

"Okay." Feng Feifei said.

Shi Xiangcheng looked at him carefully, "tsk tsk" and said: "Oh, it's been 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, and no one in the backstage of Manyong Pingshe has made a new coat, but you can do it, and wear new ones every year. Yes, oops!" She raised her voice, "It's really sour!"

It is an international practice for Feng Feifei to come to the special show of the Yongping Society to be the host. He doesn't talk about cross talk, but he looks better in his gown than anyone else.The white satin was embroidered with golden dragon and cloud patterns, rich and domineering, those who didn't know thought he was the protagonist of today.

Xie Shuangchen certainly didn't have the money to buy these for him, but whenever Feng Feifei went on stage, Yao Sheng prepared the clothes.He also came today, and Feng Feiluan was sitting below.

"Sour fart! Why don't you embroider a phoenix?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Besides, why don't I have new clothes?" He stretched his feet out, "Xinna's layered bottom!"

"How much is this? Get out!" Shi Xiangcheng didn't bother to talk to Xie Shuangchen.She called everyone to gather around, and after a while, everyone had to go up to make an appearance, and then reserve the actors of the first show to perform.

"Where's Brother Chen?" Shi Xiangcheng asked.

"It seemed like I went to the toilet just now." Yang Qirui said.

"It's almost the beginning and went to the bathroom?" Shi Xiangcheng muttered, "What are you doing, are you nervous?"

Yang Qirui laughed and said, "Maybe it's true! He said that his wife brought the child to the scene today."

"What?!" Xie Shuangchen immediately stood up, "Why didn't you say hello in advance? Alas, this sister-in-law is here, and we didn't prepare anything here! Why is Brother Chen like this? You lost the chain at a critical moment?"

I still remember that when Yang Qirui brought his daughter-in-law to the Yongping Club, Xie Shuangchen just played around and wanted to save Yang Qirui some face. It was a small theater at that time, but now it is a big theater, and it is still the most important performance throughout the year. , suddenly heard that Chen Xu's wife brought a child, so why not panic?

"Don't be surprised." Ye Ling said, "People don't want to talk about it, probably because they are afraid that you will make a fuss out of a molehill."

While talking, Chen Xu came back, everyone's eyes were on him, he was stunned, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"The family is here?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Ah..." Chen Xu was a little embarrassed.

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Xie Shuangchen came again.

"Hey, I have nothing to say after thinking about it." Chen Xu said, "My daughter-in-law fights with me all day long, and I think I must be doing something outside behind her back. I've been tired of listening to it all these years, saying that I was in the Yongping Society Talking about cross talk. She still didn’t believe it, because I had never shown my hobby in this field before—she had heard about the Wing Commentary Society, and thought I was making up nonsense to deceive her. I found a ticket and asked her to come. What would she like to do after coming? Think, just do whatever you want..." After finishing speaking, he sighed.

Chen Xu's family life is completely different from Yang Qirui's. Yang Qirui and his wife live a good life and have no children at home, so Yang Qirui can resign to do cross talk full-time.No matter how envious Chen Xu was, he never dared to take that step.Not to mention the mortgage and car loan, just one child is enough for him to tighten his belt for the rest of his life.He gradually stepped into middle age, and he didn't look as energetic as when he first came to Yongping Club.

Over the years, I have often quarreled with my daughter-in-law over trivial matters, and my son has grown up year by year. It seems that he is about to go to elementary school, and life is full of vicissitudes.

Chen Xu felt a bit like breaking the pot, he had a showdown with his wife, and he didn't think about what would happen after the matter was over.

"Come on, it seems that this performance is really a difficult task." Xie Shuangchen clapped his hands, "Go on stage!"

There are seven or eight programs in total, the first one is Li Ke and Qiu Ming, and the two are talking about the traditional cross talk "Selling Tickets".At the beginning, when the two were preparing for the show, they didn't expect so many disturbances in the middle. Later, there were incidents of ticket refunds one after another.

Fortunately, it was a long journey, and the theater was full of 2000 people.When there are too many people talking, you will get tired, and you need to speak loudly, be full of emotions, and consume energy.After a show, the back may be wet.

But with such a lively scene, it is a joy for the actors to work hard.

"The Spring Festival will be celebrated in less than ten days, and we two brothers, here we wish everyone an early New Year!" The part of the previous preface said something auspicious.Li Ke said, "In Beijing, not only are people from Beijing, but also friends from all over the world, some who work and go to school in Beijing. Look at me, I am from Tianjin, and I am a migrant worker."

"Me too." Qiu Ming nodded.

"When you are in a different place, the closer you are to the reunion festival, the more you want to hear the local accent." Li Ke said, "The customs and language of Chinese New Year are different in different places. For example, in Beijing, when you get up in the morning of the first day of the new year, you must ask - eat Is it gone?"

"Go!" Qiu Ming said, "Are you eating 360 days a year, and you have to ask again in the first day of junior high school? What did you say? Have you eaten! We have to say happy new year!"

"Oh, I thought 'Have you eaten' is everything in Beijing dialect." Li Ke said, "Then it will be different when you arrive in Shanghai. In Shanghai dialect, Wu Nong speaks softly, and the three words 'Happy Chinese New Year' have a very special taste. .I'll teach you a lesson."

It is a basic skill for a crosstalk artist to learn dialect. When he speaks three characters lightly, outsiders can hear Shanghai dialect.But an audience member in the front row yelled in standard Shanghai dialect. After some comparison, it can be heard that Li Ke's words are still not quite accurate.

Very embarrassing.

"Hey! It's so close?" Li Ke hurriedly said, "Are you here to target me?!"

Qiu Ming said, "Does anyone know you?"

"I don't know, I'm not famous." Li Ke said with a smile, "Then I won't learn Shanghai dialect, let's learn Shandong dialect..."

Before he could say anything, the audience shouted in Shandong dialect.

Li Ke was shocked: "Is there anyone from Shaanxi?"

"Yes!" the audience replied.

"Where are the Fujianese!"

"Have!"

"Where are the Cantonese!"

"Have!"

Li Ke pointed: "Hurry up and eat that Fujianese, and eat the New Year's Eve dinner in advance."

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Speak seriously." Li Ke said, "Let me think about it, are there any people from Henan?"

"Have!"

"Okay, don't study, don't study!" Li Ke gave up.

"You're such an idiot." Qiu Ming used Tianjin dialect, "You can't finish learning Tianjin dialect?"

Li Ke said in Tianjin: "We are all learning dialects, so the locals must be sure that it is different. Let me say that it is difficult to speak cross talk now. If you don't work hard, you will be crushed by the audience. If you have a job or not, come to our backstage Come and have fun."

The audience laughed again.

Yao Sheng and Feng Feiluan sat in the first row. From the beginning to the end, Feng Feiluan couldn't stop laughing.

"No, is it that funny?" Yao Sheng asked, "I think it's normal."

"I think it's funny." Feng Feiluan almost burst into tears from laughter, the corners of his eyes sparkled, and said to Yao Sheng, "Maybe I just have a low laugh."

Yao Sheng said: "Then it's the first time I know." He has been with Feng Feiluan for so long, it seems that he has never heard any cross talk together, I don't know that he, who looks so elegant, has such a low smile .

Backstage, Xie Shuangchen was listening at the entrance of the stage, and said to Ye Ling: "The two of you have made progress."

"Yes." Ye Ling nodded.

The shows followed one another, followed by Chen Xu, Yang Qirui and others. Not only were there counterparts, but also group talks. The scene was extremely lively.

Amidst the laughter, everyone ushered in the first climax of the night.

Ye Ling led Xie Huan to the stage, and stood behind the table, while Xie Huan stood in front of the stage, wearing a black velvet cheongsam.The audience applauded thunderously, and there were all kinds of screams. Xie Huan and Ye Ling bowed to everyone.

A lot of people really came up to give gifts, and this may be the only chance for them to hand the gifts to Xie Huan with their own hands.

Where is it convenient for Xie Huan to bend over and squat down while wearing high heels?She greeted with a smile, shook hands with everyone, and the backstage people had to help take away the things.

"There are quite a lot of audiences today." Xie Huan returned to the microphone, and when everyone quieted down, he began to speak, "This is the first time for me to perform at our Yongping Club. Everyone knows that I am an actor, and you may see me Well, it's also mostly on the movie screen. Speaking of which, everyone is curious, what's going on with this woman Xie Huan? Is it so unprofitable to make movies?"

"That's definitely more profitable than talking about cross talk." Ye Ling said.

"It's really not true." Xie Huan said, "Those who are busy all year round have to rely on Tianer to make money. Why don't you talk about cross talk, just start a show and get money for it."

Ye Ling said: "Then we don't even have a box office of over [-] million, so we shouldn't scare anyone to death?"

"Then you guys who talk about cross talk are really cowardly."

"People are poor and short-sighted."

"Masters, don't always talk about short or short." Xie Huan severely criticized.

Ye Ling was obviously half a beat behind, they didn't say much to the front when they were talking, in case someone with Xie Huan's status and status could drive openly!Fortunately, he is used to being indifferent on stage, otherwise Xie Huan would have made a big blush.

Audience: "Hey——"

"Hi." Ye Ling didn't make any resistance, "Let's make do with it."

"If you're good or bad, you can't ask the audience to make good. The tickets you bought are for the show, not the movie." Xie Huan said, "You may be familiar with Xie Huan who makes movies, but this is the first time I've heard of Xie Huan who talks about cross talk. Before that Many media even interviewed me and asked me how to talk about cross talk. I wondered how to say it? Isn’t it just standing up and talking about it? Wouldn’t it be a storytelling if it’s sitting down?”

Ye Ling nodded: "It may also be the news broadcast."

"It may also be a joke." Xie Huan said.

"……Fine."

Xie Shuangchen watched from the background, thinking that the elder sister was so awesome, he would not dare to tease Ye Ling like this on stage.

"Hi!" Xie Huan smiled, "My father is Mr. Xie Fangbi, everyone is familiar with it, right? I have been smoking in the backstage since I was a child..."

Ye Ling said: "How can you say that the backstage is like a toilet?"

"Hey! After you ran on Xie Shuangchen, you still come to run on me?" Xie Huan pretended to stare, "Go on, when I was a child, I listened to my father and the others talking about cross talk, singing lyrics of Taiping, and lotus falling. You have to call me Big Sister."

"Sister!" All the audience, male and female, shouted that.

Xie Huan looked at Ye Ling, and Ye Ling said calmly, "These are all Xie Shuangchen's daughter-in-law, relatives of your family."

"Why are there still men?" Xie Huan asked.

"Women and men can hold up half the sky." Ye Ling replied.

"What does it mean to be called aunt?" Xie Huan asked.

Ye Ling thought for a while and said, "Let's be Xie Shuangchen's daughter fan."

"Okay, it's really messy here." Xie Huan was convinced, and stopped asking, "Then many people asked again, Xie Huan can act, so can Xie Huan talk about cross talk? Four homework for cross talk, base makeup, eye shadow, lipstick and fixed makeup ..."

"Wait, wait." Ye Ling stopped, "You are a beauty blogger with four homework, right?"

"Isn't it?" Xie Huan said, "You are not allowed to put on makeup before performing on stage? How can you perform cross talk without makeup?"

"Then you can say that if you want." Ye Ling said, "Anyway, I don't know about others, but every time your brother puts on rouge and powder, he always thinks it's not white."

Xie Shuangchen could get hit by arrows even while lying down.

"Well, maybe one day I will become my sister, and my clothes can be eliminated by him." Xie Huan said.

Xie Shuangchen vomited blood, but the audience screamed and laughed.

It must be smashed with people who are close and close.If the relationship is not good, that's called making trouble.

"Cross talk! Four subjects, talking about learning and singing." Xie Huan said, "I am proficient in everything."

"Is it?"

"Take this song as an example. I know a lot more than you guys."

"Then you sing one?"

"I'll sing for everyone." After Xie Huan said, there was thunderous applause.

She cleared her throat a little, and sang: "One night, the Three Kingdoms fought in the Central Plains, Cao Mengde led the troops to the south of the Yangtze River, and led eighty hundred and thirty thousand troops..."

She sang "Three Kingdoms and Five Watches", which Xie Shuangchen hadn't sung. He liked gifted scholars and beautiful ladies more than emperors and generals.Xie Huan is different. He likes the Three Kingdoms Opera in which the two armies fight five hundred rounds before the battle. Although it is a ditty, it is sung very powerfully and has a different flavor.

After singing a song, there was another round of applause. Xie Huan asked Ye Ling: "How is my singing?"

"Okay!" Ye Ling applauded, "For those of us who walk around the streets and perform in the street, you must know how to order this."

"What do you say you are?"

"A Jianghu person who walks the streets and performs art."

"People from the Jianghu?" Xie Huan smiled, "Then you can't compare!"

"Eight Fan Screens" thus entered the main work.

Xie Huan eloquently spoke for a long time on stage, talking about Jianghu people, reckless people, and not human beings.The words are articulate and clear, the tone of voice is yin and yang, and the voice of the audience is also rising steadily.

"I rely on the eldest sister to be so awesome?" Shi Xiangcheng exclaimed, and the actors in the backstage also stared.

"Ah..." Xie Shuangchen couldn't react.In his memory, Xie Huan learned this kind of Guankou as if they were reciting stories with his senior brothers, but most of them were reciting, Xie Huan followed.Even though Xie Huan wanted to learn, Xie Fangbi did not teach her.

This is not a woman's world, it doesn't sound good and it doesn't look good, Xie Fangbi doesn't want his daughter to go down this road.However, Xie Huan refused to accept it. She only thought that she was not a man, and only that Xie Fangbi's heart was devoted to the apprentices.

When I came to the stage today, Xie Huan was inevitably full of emotions.

"If Eldest Sister were a man, I'm afraid there would be nothing like us later on." Xie Shuangchen said silently, "Even if she wasn't a man, her skills on stage, her way of performing, and her ability to control the field are all solid, and she won't fall behind. I don’t know how Master will feel if he reads it.”

"Is it really important to be a man or a woman?" Shi Xiangcheng asked.

Xie Shuangchen shook his head: "I don't think it's important, but this stage is too harsh. Women put in more efforts and sacrifices than men, and they may not be able to leave a name. This is a road with no end in sight."

Shi Xiangcheng sighed.She was startled by the applause outside. It turned out that the performance was over.

The two on stage replaced Lu Xunhan and Cai Xunshang, Xie Shuangchen greeted Xie Huan with open arms, and Xie Huan hugged him.

"Elder Sister, come to perform at our place after retirement?" Xie Shuangchen joked.

"Retire? It's early." Xie Huan said, "What's the matter, is this an activity center for the elderly?"

Everyone laughed.

The program performed by Lu Xunhan and Cai Xunshang is also newly written, called "New Singing of Opera", which talks about singing operas in the way of popular songs, singing popular songs in the way of singing operas, and using differences to create jokes.It is a very standard willow live program.It is worth noting that Xie Shuangchen pressured Yao Sheng to correct them in the Yongping Club, and Yao Sheng personally trained every word and sentence of the singing.

"Is this the one you mentioned?" Feng Feiluan asked in Yao Sheng's ear.

"Yes." Yao Sheng gritted his teeth and said, "Xie Shuangchen, you bastard! How much does it cost me to give a lecture? He really takes advantage."

"I heard that they sang well." Feng Feiluan said with a smile, "Naturally, a famous teacher produces a good student."

Yao Sheng breathed out from his nostrils: "That's it!"

"In the past, to sing opera, one had to be apprenticed to a teacher or enrolled in a subject." Lu Xunhan said, "Enrolling in a subject means entering a subject. For example, Fu Liancheng, who is very famous in Beijing, is very powerful."

"Yes." Cai Xunshang said, "There have been many good roles."

"This is the same as our current music school. There is also a school motto, which used to be called school regulations."

"Then tell me?"

"That's what it said. It was passed on to my generation of disciples, and all living beings should listen to it... I'm sad and I'm doing my job, so I should concentrate on my work... I'm not doing my job right now, and I won't achieve much in the future..." Lu Xunhan said more and more quickly, Said this passage in a Guankou way, "There are also a few words of advice, the disciples must follow them, tell the pros and cons of them, and I hope you will prosper day by day!"

This was written by Yao Sheng to them. Now there are no major classes, and all of them are receiving professional training in opera schools.But this section of school rules is what they have to learn when they are young.Even though times have changed, the words and sentences in the school regulations are still the words of gold and stone.It contains not only the principles of learning and doing art, but also the principles of being a human being, which is passed down from generation to generation, and the torch is endless.

"Now the school doesn't say such a long word, and children can't memorize it." Lu Xunhan said, "Now the school motto is just a few words, self-improvement and great virtue."

"Wait a minute." Cai Xunshang said, "Tsinghua does not teach singing."

Lu Xunhan glanced at the backstage and said, "Then we have to teach cross talk?"

The audience laughed.

"Since we are busy, we should concentrate on studying..." Yao Sheng read silently.

"You are already famous all over the world." Feng Feiluan said.

Yao Sheng smiled.

It's just the age in the smile, the heart is sour and warm, no one knows.

Lu Xunhan and Cai Xunshang finished their eighteen martial arts performances. They were exhausted, but the effect was astonishing, pushing the atmosphere to a climax.

Feng Feifei came to the stage and announced the last program: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Cross Talk for No One". The performers are Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling."