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No matter what the truth is, Shi Xiangcheng treated Xie Shuangchen coldly along the way, and when she arrived at the hotel, she carried Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling to the room to sleep.Others are free to move around, not allowed to drink or jump around, and have to prepare for the evening performance.

The special show is held at the China Grand Theater on Heping Road, with more than a thousand seats. It starts at seven o'clock, and before the sun sets, there are already crowds of audiences and fans who come to watch the performance at the door.Those who send aids send aids, those who are busy meeting the bases, the road at the door is already very narrow, and it is blocked enough.

Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling had been sleeping in the afternoon, Ye Ling was not nervous at the moment, he was sleeping like hell, when Xie Shuangchen woke him up, he was also a little dazed.

"Ms. Ye." Xie Shuangchen shook his hand in front of him, "Do you know where this is?"

Ye Ling said, "Tianjin."

"That's fine." Xie Shuangchen said, "Hurry up and wake up, it's time for us to go to the theater."

"Yeah." Ye Ling stood up and stretched, Xie Shuangchen got all her clothes ready, and Shi Xiangcheng called them at the door: "You two, it's time to go, have you had enough sleep?"

"Come on, come on!" Xie Shuangchen replied.

This Tianjin performance is a very important performance for the Pingping Society.Regardless of the little Jiujiu in Xie Shuangchen's heart, it was at the door of Ye Ling's house and it was Ye Ling's birthday. When it comes to root, these are all Xie Shuangchen's personal feelings.This is not the first time Xie Shuangchen has performed in Tianjin, he is no stranger to this place.However, this is the first time that the brand-new Wing Ping Society has left Beijing and come to Tianjin.

Everyone felt that Xie Shuangchen was capable. A grass-stage troupe that had not been developed for a few years dared to come to Tianjin for commercial performances, and the tickets were sold well.It is said that foreign monks are good at chanting scriptures, but this is not the case in the industry. Foreign monks are all here to grab jobs.Therefore, apart from ordinary audience fans, there are also many Tianjin local crosstalk actors who are paying attention to this commercial performance. Some of them are famous, and some of them are not. When it comes to Xie Shuangchen, they are a little bit speechless.

It is precisely because of this relationship that Li Ke and Qiu Ming took the initiative to invite Ying, hoping to participate in the special session in Tianjin.They are little-known little actors who went out from Tianjin, and now they want to make a difference.

Xie Shuangchen agreed to them, and the other supporting actors were Lu Cai and Yang Qirui and Chen Xu.Logically speaking, there are many people who can be promoted in the club, but Xie Shuangchen and Chen Xu discussed this matter carefully, and to Xie Shuangchen's surprise, Chen Xu agreed immediately without even thinking about it.

Chen Xu only asked Xie Shuangchen one question, aren't you afraid that I'll screw up the show?

Xie Shuangchen had thought about this question, the special performance was not an ordinary small garden performance, you can say whatever you want, some flaws are fine.But he is reckless, he dares to do anything.

Afterwards, Chen Xu didn't say anything, but took Yang Qirui to rehearse carefully, and took a lot of time that would have required work for the performance.Xie Shuangchen trusted him, and he couldn't make Xie Shuangchen ugly.

Everyone was preparing for the stage in the backstage. Shi Xiangcheng looked forward, ran back and said, "The audience speaks Tianjin dialect. I think it's more funny than the stage. No, I want to laugh when I hear Tianjin dialect. Why is it so interesting!"

"It's called '啦'er, don't you understand?" Xie Shuangchen talked while drinking tea.He had already put on his coat, and every time he sat backstage like this, although he was young, he had the vigor of a veteran.

"Stop pretending to be a prince!" Shi Xiangcheng kicked Xie Shuangchen's chair, "This is Tianjin, not your territory!"

"Hey!" Xie Shuangchen stood up like a dog, "Come on, manager sit." He even dusted off the chair.

"Stop sitting." Shi Xiangchen greeted Feng Feifei again, "Second Miss, it's time to start!"

The shows on the stage followed one after another, and Feng Feifei kept interspersing among them.

Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling's [-], every time they come up, there are overwhelming fans who come to give gifts, and the backstage will push a cart out to take the gifts away.The most supportive part of the fans was that they not only gave gifts to Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling, but also took care of other actors. Although they were supporting actors, they couldn't embarrass them.

Rather than saying that they were Xie Shuangchen's fans, it might be better to say that they were brought by Xie Shuangchen to become fans of the Wing Ping Society.Xie Shuangchen always said that liking him alone is useless, but liking him can lead to liking this industry and liking more people who are engaged in this industry, this is the real liking.

Don't be humble, don't bother, just be a pure admirer.

The audience was very enthusiastic, and the atmosphere continued to improve. Li Ke and Qiu Ming played the first battle, happy and playful, and the second one was Yang Qirui and Chen Xu. The two brothers had been preparing for a long time. This was the first time Chen Xu was on such a On the big stage, he didn't waste this opportunity, the performance with Yang Qirui was very smooth, in the middle of the normal performance, he was able to hold the stage.The three in rotation are Lu Xunhan and Cai Xunshang. They have fans and have received a lot of gifts.

Unknowingly, it's the last show that has been saved, and the audience's expectations have reached their climax.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "The Self-Cultivation of Cross Talk Actors". The performers are Xie Shuangchen and Ye Shuangling." play.

The crowd swarmed up. In order to save time and talk about cross talk, they called all the backstage people to come up and make a quick decision.

"Thank you, thank you everyone!" Xie Shuangchen thanked the audience with cupped fists. After the crowd slowly receded, he and Ye Ling stood one inside the table and the other outside the table, and started their own show as if they were chatting.

"I have performed in Tianjin before, but this is the first time that Xie Shuangchen from the Yongping Society has come to perform in Tianjin." Xie Shuangchen raised a finger, "I knew this day would definitely come, but I didn't expect it to come so soon , standing here is like dreaming.”

"Yes." Ye Ling said, "Are you awake?"

"Not asleep!" Xie Shuangchen pointed to his eyes and said, "You two are so open, can't you see them?"

"I'm blind." Ye Ling said.

"Yes." Xie Shuangchen said sullenly, "If you're not blind, you won't be with me."

Ye Ling smiled and said, "After so long, you finally said something human."

"Bah! Why do I answer everything?" Xie Shuangchen said, "What I want to say is that Tianjin and cross talk are very closely related. It is said that the art of cross talk was born in Beijing and grew up in Tianjin. There are many famous cross talk artists in Tianjin. For a cross talk actor, if he can perform in Tianjin and get the approval of the audience in Tianjin, then he can be called a real cross talk actor. We are newcomers, and we are not good at learning skills. Thank you for the support from the audience, thank you!"

After speaking, the two bowed to the audience again.

"Since I came to Tianjin to accompany Mr. Ye back to my mother's house, then I have to work hard." Xie Shuangchen said, "This cross talk..."

"Wait." Ye Ling asked, "Why did you go back to your mother's house?"

"Isn't Tianjin your home?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"It's my home." Ye Ling said.

"Then you are a native of Tianjin, right?"

"Yes." Ye Ling said, "Three generations up are Tianjin Wei."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Then your mother should also be from Tianjin?"

"Yes." Ye Ling nodded, "I'm a pure-blooded Tianjing, and I'm not the same as some kind of mixed-blood Muggle."

"Oh——" Xie Shuangchen said, "Why didn't anyone give me a sorting hat when I got out of Tianjin?"

Ye Ling said: "That's why you got off the wrong platform."

"The ten and twenty-seventh platform I got off is okay. I'm talking about blood here, where did you take me? You can't be out of breath just because you're at your door! "Xie Shuangchen said, "Go back to your mother's house, do you think your mother is also from Tianjin? Tianjin is your home, and it is also your mother's home. 'Mother' is a more formal title. '."

"Hey!" The audience below shouted in unison.

"Come on, I knew someone had to be here waiting for me. It's fine for the girl to take advantage of me, but why are there still old men shouting at the following!" Xie Shuangchen said, "I will accompany Teacher Ye back to his mother's house. Isn’t it just going back to her mother’s house! Is this the truth?”

"It sounds reasonable." Ye Ling said, "But why is it so swearing?"

"It's not important!" Xie Shuangchen, the world champion of reasoning, waved his hand, "The point is that we have to work hard. The four subjects of cross talk are talking, learning and singing. As an excellent cross talk actor, we have to learn this since we were young. Not only must we learn well, Still have to learn."

Ye Ling nodded: "That's true."

"A lot of actors only focus on one or two of them, but I." Xie Shuangchen pointed to himself, "I'm just despicable!"

Ye Ling asked: "What's wrong with you?"

"He's an all-rounder."

Some of the audience shouted "Hey" and some shouted "Come one".

"Where are you making such a big noise?" Xie Shuangchen said to the audience, "It's a crosstalk actor's self-cultivation to say that learning to sing and sing is proficient in everything. Don't mention it, this note..."

"Wait a minute." Ye Ling said, "Why does it feel like a bowl of stewed soup is sprayed out in a while? Is that a mouthpiece?"

"Is it okay to talk?" Xie Shuangchen changed his words, "The homework of 'speaking' includes tongue twisters, Guankou, counting treasures, etc. You have to practice the usual speaking, and your mouth must be clean. Quickly, speak clearly, no matter how fast you speak, every word must be sent to everyone's ears, and you can hear clearly."

"That is."

"Then it's 'learning', learning dialects, learning Chinese opera, selling and shouting, learning to sing and ventriloquist, learning to swindle, cheat and speculate, and turn e-sports into P2P..."

"Do you need to learn the next few?" Ye Ling said, "You have learned too much, don't you?"

"Then I am eager to learn." Xie Shuangchen said, "I am a man who can even learn Eminem. I am serving more than 1000 spectators. A student who returned from studying abroad? Will you sing Eminem's "RapGod"?"

Everyone shouted no.

"I don't know it, do I?" Xie Shuangchen said triumphantly, "I don't know it either."

Ye Ling said: "Then what are you talking about?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I've only learned a piece of "Lose Yourself"! So for this learning, you have to learn what to look like, what to learn, and what you can do. If you haven't learned it, you definitely can't. This part requires actors to get in touch with life more. , to experience life more, that's all right. Why don't you go and watch a concert if you don't have anything to do..."

"It's New York!" Ye Ling said.

"Is it okay if I have an accent?" Xie Shuangchen switched to Tianjin dialect in a second, "I'm happy to say twisting my waist, what do you want?" Audience, he speaks Tianjin dialect without ambiguity.

"Let me tell you, don't stand around in our team in Tianjin." Ye Ling also spoke Tianjin dialect, "Stay where it's cool."

He, who was born and bred in Tianjin, spoke Tianjin dialect, so he naturally spoke a little more flavor than Xie Shuangchen, a latecomer.The audience felt familiar as soon as they heard it, and they naturally got closer to Ye Ling in their hearts.

The performance is still going on. The name of this program is "Crosstalk Actor's Self-cultivation". It aims to show these four subjects one by one through introduction. It is the first time to come to Tianjin for a commercial performance. So, whether it's singing opera and singing lyrics of Taiping, or learning ventriloquism, even if it's body movements, Xie Shuangchen can use whatever he knows, and in the end he also uses the three-stringed huqin allegro to perform.

Of course, such a dense display would easily lead to a show without a main line, and it would look scattered. After thinking about it, the two of them finally settled on the word "cultivation". "Speaking, learning and singing" is on the lips every day, saying that everything must be learned, but with the development of cross talk itself, many skills are gradually no longer learned and used.

Some are discarded in line with the times, and some are because they really need to work hard to learn, and the audience also needs to monitor carefully.If you can get ten points of applause with two points of effort, no one will be willing to put in ten points of effort.

Xie Shuangchen's end-of-life show, including the prelude, lasted for about 40 minutes. During these [-] minutes, the theater was full of laughter.The audience was happy, but Xie Shuangchen's performance was exhausted. He took out all the bottom of the box that he learned, and this is all he has learned and practiced in the past twenty years.

The life of more than 40 years is put on the stage, but it is just over [-] minutes.

What is an actor's self-cultivation?

Isn't it just 1 minute on stage and ten years off stage?

Continuous high-intensity performances, physical exhaustion is inevitable, but they are indeed infinitely satisfied psychologically.Standing on the stage and watching the audience respond enthusiastically, this is the greatest reward for their efforts.

Feng Feifei came to the stage to stop Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling, and told them to go back to the stage.Among the fixed links of the two returning to the scene, the first one must be to say a short paragraph first, and then it is the welfare time to chat with the audience.

The audience asked Xie Shuangchen to sing a ditty, and he sang a ditty.The audience asked Xie Shuangchen to sing, so he did.

"I'm not Doraemon." In the end, Xie Shuangchen begged for mercy, "The skills I've learned in the past 20 years are very limited. If you ask me to dig out, I really can't get anything out."

Ye Ling smiled and said, "Doesn't this also mean that the audience likes you?"

"I like you too!" A girl shouted.

"Hey, hello!" Xie Shuangchen said angrily, "I'm so brave, you dare to swipe my corner? What do you want me to do?"

"Together!" Everyone continued to shout.

"We can't be together." Ye Ling smiled and waved his hands.

"Yes, our Teacher Ye is so precious." Xie Shuangchen said, "Tsinghua University graduates came to talk about cross talk. Actors must have skills, but I think this kind of courage is unique."

As soon as the audience started to applaud, Xie Shuangchen continued, "Of course, it's also possible that it's not easy for boiler burners to find a job, so they came here to talk about cross talk."

"That's right." Surprisingly, Ye Ling didn't beat Xie Shuangchen, but continued with his words, "If I go to burn the boiler now, I might be squatting in a corner, maybe I won't be on the stage now."

"No." Xie Shuangchen said, "In winter, you can also use your strengths to burn boilers for our society to keep us warm."

"I'll burn you to death!" Ye Ling said.

"Don't! I died young and you will go to the grave as a widow. Today is a very happy day. Don't make yourself unhappy." Xie Shuangchen hurriedly moved away from Ye Ling.

"What happened today?" Ye Ling asked.

"Today is a day." Xie Shuangchen said, "Think carefully."

"Tianjin is open." Ye Ling said.

"Is it gone?"

"..." Ye Ling stared at Xie Shuangchen and said seriously, "It's gone."

"You are so funny." Xie Shuangchen said, "You don't know, and the audience below probably don't know." He said this, arousing the curiosity of the audience, and everyone guessed for a long time, even what wedding anniversary Guessed it, but no one got it right.

"You're embarrassing me so much, I don't even know how to start." Xie Shuangchen smiled helplessly, "You guys are expecting so much, then I said today is Teacher Ye's birthday, you must feel bored .”

The audience suddenly realized, and Ye Ling also suddenly realized, and immediately there was a voice shouting "Happy Birthday" from the crowd.

"Thank you." Ye Ling signaled to the audience.He didn't have his birthday, so he didn't release this private information to the public. Naturally, the fans didn't know much about it, so they didn't express anything.But they expected Xie Shuangchen to express something, because he proposed it, so logically speaking, there must be an ingenious celebration later.

"I..." Xie Shuangchen suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "I wanted to give you a surprise and planned many, many celebrations, but every time I thought of an idea, I would immediately deny it. It was all played by others, and I would I'm too embarrassed to show it to you. I've always been very entangled, and it ended up being entangled until today... I found that I can only say "Happy Birthday" to you, and I can't do anything else. It's not that I can't do it, but It's because I think it's all very perfunctory, and I don't think it's good enough for you."

Ye Ling was silent for a moment, then said: "It's not like before at all, and I can still give you a Cartier."

"..." Xie Shuangchen was stunned.

The audience yelled.

Xie Shuangchen was very embarrassed, but he didn't say anything. He really did something wrong. He wanted to surprise others, but he didn't expect to be "surprised" in the end, but he didn't mean to be half happy.He is not as good as the ordinary audience below. The audience gave gifts round after round, while he only had a simple "Happy Birthday" and found various reasons.

"But this special show is already the best birthday present." Ye Ling said with a smile, "Thank you, I am very happy today."

"I, I still haven't finished talking." Xie Shuangchen turned his head and said to the audience, "I want to say something from my heart to everyone, and I also want to say to Teacher Ye. I am very sorry for taking up a little time of everyone. I will sing for everyone after I finish speaking. OK?"

"Okay!" The audience said in unison, they didn't think this was nonsense.

"We have come all the way, it is not easy to say, but this is what everyone has to go through when they grow up. I will thank many people every time, thank my partners, thank my audience, and thank everyone who paid for the show But I am most grateful to my partner, Teacher Ye who stands by my side." Xie Shuangchen said, "Life is not easy for people. It is natural to achieve something from nothing, but to give up what you have It is very difficult to accept unknown challenges. Teacher Ye is knowledgeable and cultured, why should he start with you from scratch? I think this is love."

He purposely said it vaguely, but Ye Ling pointed it out: "Please explain clearly, what do you love?"

"Love you should be loved." Xie Shuangchen said haha, "Today is your birthday, and I am also very grateful to your family, mom and dad. It is they who raised you up, from Tianjin to Beijing, through all kinds of experiences, and became attached to me "He took a step to the side and said very formally, "I am very grateful to my uncle and aunt, and I also hope that my uncle and aunt can rest assured that Teacher Ye's future achievements will be higher than his achievements in this profession. There are many academic masters and many engineers, but there is only one Mr. Ye who can talk about cross talk, and no one can compare with him." After finishing speaking, he bowed deeply towards the audience.

Hearing Xie Shuangchen's words, Ye Ling's heart was surging. He didn't know if his parents had come, so he fiddled with the microphone and said, "Why are you talking so serious? Those who didn't know thought I had given up on being a What about the President of the United States. I just didn’t get a job after graduation, it’s not a big deal.”

Xie Shuangchen looked at Ye Ling.

"I think my experience may be encountered by some viewers." Ye Ling said, "I never feel that I am giving up. I always know that I am chasing. Our programs will always use the fact that I graduated from Tsinghua University. It’s not about showing off when things go wrong, but that everyone will listen to them more, and we can live if we have more people who listen. To be honest, this title... Even if I don’t want to admit it, it will put pressure on me, if I did not do things that met the expectations of society or my family. Not only me, but also my family may not be able to hold their heads up. This is the biggest conflict between me and my parents for a long time. I have been to this day, from a cross talk Fans, I can go back to my hometown to hold a special show for thousands of people. There are so many fans and viewers, and there are so many people discussing it on the Internet. It seems that I have made a little money... But I am not sure if I am successful, so Is a story worth learning from? At first I was hesitant to give my parents a ticket to tell them to watch it. Later, Xie Shuangchen helped me do it, so I didn’t pay attention to it anymore. Today, I don’t I know if they can come, and if they will hear what I said." Ye Ling's eyes turned towards the audience, and the ground was filled with darkness, "But I want to tell them that my value depends on what I want to do, Rather than what this society wants me to do, I will never be satisfied."

He went to hold Xie Shuangchen's hand, "I will walk with Xie Shuangchen forever, to a higher and farther place."

It was Ye Ling's birthday, but Xie Shuangchen suddenly started crying.