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Everyone will only tease Xie Shuangchen, no one will really do anything to him, but Xie Shuangchen himself is very depressed, not because of those speechless fans, but because Ye Ling doesn't seem to care about these things at all.

Why is he not jealous at all?

Xie Shuangchen's rationality knew that Ye Ling was a very calm and reasonable person, but his sensibility was also thinking, to what extent would Ye Ling show even the slightest bit of jealousy?

Xie Shuangchen kept this question in his stomach, and before it had time to ferment, something even more troubling happened to him.

It turned out that the girls who came to book the venue posted the photos of that night on Weibo, and one of them posted a pair of bracelets, which was the one given to Xie Shuangchen.On Weibo, there is a little girl recording her feelings of open love and secret love, full of poetic and picturesque feelings of Huaichun.

That kind of flamboyant general language did not attract envy, but after being discovered, they mobilized and attacked.

After all, there are many fans who were booked out and couldn't buy tickets.

In the beginning, it was just a small-scale complaint. As long as there is a group of people who don't speak first, they probably won't be able to quarrel.But that girl with bangs didn't seem to be able to bear such an attack, so she posted a Weibo and immediately blew up the toilet.

"If you have money, you can book the venue or give him a gift. No one is stopping you. Don't be sour. Is your like only worth a few dozen dollars?"

If someone makes a fire, then naturally everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high.

Shi Xiangcheng watched the fight the whole time, and then frantically broadcast it live in the group.Xie Shuangchen was annoyed and exploded, because his private messages on Weibo were also squeezed and exploded.

Someone came to ask him why he accepted such an expensive gift, did he drift away when he became popular, and forgot his original intention;

Someone asked him if he wanted to take the route of entertainment star in the future, so it's not good to talk about cross talk;

Someone asked him if that girl was his girlfriend, and if he was planning to make friends with her;

Some people asked him how much he can cover for a day;

Someone even asked him what happened to Ye Ling...

After reading too much negative news, people will naturally fall into a twisted mood.Pay attention, feel unhappy, don't want to pay attention, but there are always people sending news to your eyes.

The two sides in the scolding war gradually began to ferment, and they picked each other's skins, and Bai Fumei came out in all kinds of fan circles. Xie Shuangchen didn't bother to pay attention to such stories.His life has to go on, no matter how lively the Internet is, why don't they have to talk about cross talk in the small garden every night?

However, some things seem to have changed wonderfully.

Every night the theater is still so full that extra seats are sold, but more and more girls are pouring into the theater, more and more people are giving gifts, and more and more people are waiting at the back door.Forget about girls, why are there so many men with bad intentions?Being liked by others is a wonderful thing, but Xie Shuangchen can't feel it at all.He didn't know whether these people liked cross talk or him, or whether they liked a cold dream.

But there is an essential difference between them.

At the end of the performance one day, everyone cleaned up the theater after the audience as usual, and went back to their respective homes after the performance.Everyone knew that there must be enthusiastic fans waiting for someone at the back door, so they all left in a low-key manner. Only Shi Xiangcheng followed Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling to rub their cars.

As soon as they got to the back door, a group of girls surrounded him. They mainly ran towards Xie Shuangchen, squeezing back and forth, but pushed Ye Ling who was standing beside Xie Shuangchen aside.Ye Ling had no choice but to silently follow Shi Xiangcheng and stand aside,

Shi Xiangcheng was extremely angry, and secretly cursed: "What a bunch of lunatics."

"Maybe this is liking." Ye Ling said.

"Ms. Ye, are you not angry?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "When we were at school, he was surrounded by a group of girls like this. I said you are really calm, and you act like a normal person."

Ye Ling said: "The little girls are all young, so why bother with them?"

Shi Xiangcheng sighed, "Okay, I'm young."

Xie Shuangchen watched Ye Ling being gradually squeezed out of his sight. He was very anxious, because Ye Ling seemed to be withdrawing so willingly, without a trace of displeasure, and stood aside coldly.

His ears were full of compliments, but he wasn't feeling happy at all.

Ye Ling said that she likes to see Xie Shuangchen shining in the crowd, but does that mean Ye Ling will stand in the corner?

At that time... what was he thinking?

After dealing with the last person, Xie Shuangchen felt as if a layer of skin had been pulled out of him, and he was ashamed.

He drove Shi Xiangcheng home first, and then went back with Ye Ling.Ye Ling looked at him in the rearview mirror without saying a word, and asked, "Why are you so depressed today?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "Nothing."

Ye Ling smiled: "It's very obvious when you're unhappy, it seems to say 'I'm unhappy, please coax me' all over your face, you are very similar to Fei Fei in this regard."

"I'm just tired." Xie Shuangchen replied.

"That's good." Ye Ling said, "Go home and take a shower and sleep when you're tired."

Xie Shuangchen stopped answering.

The show is still the same, and the situation is not much better.Shi Xiangcheng was not idle, every day [-] trumpets insulted stupid fans in different ways.Moreover, the smoke bombs are so thick that it is completely impossible to see what position these trumpets are based on.

Is it Weifan or CP fan?Can't see it at all.

Once, two people performed traditional cross talk. After listening to this kind of show a lot, it is natural to memorize all kinds of burdens by heart.Xie Shuangchen said something, and the audience said something. Xie Shuangchen was helpless, but he couldn't stop talking.Ye Ling was a little annoyed by being scratched, so she simply stopped talking and watched the audience perform.

It turned out to be a thing.

Xie Shuangchen's fans firmly believed that Ye Ling didn't give them any face. What he said on stage did not exceed a hundred words in total. From the beginning to the end, he was still a dead face. Who would he show it to?Are you envious, jealous, or hated? There are many fans?

Ye Ling himself is low-key, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have fans, and cp fans mostly have an old mother's heart, seeing their son being bullied, is it human if they don't scold back?

What does it mean to be envious, jealous and hate that your character has many fans?Without Mrs. Ye, I don't know which township condolence group your family will perform in.

The two sides talked about each other's head, but Ye Ling's past life and present life were completely lost.

Xie Shuangchen's fans summed up the so-called Ye Ling's superior route, the [-]th-line pheasant who didn't know where came from hugged Xiao Wuye's thigh, transformed into a teacher and entered the school.And to sum it up, everyone found that Xie Shuangchen was a smooth winner in life before meeting Ye Ling, but what about after being with Ye Ling?

First, the master disappeared, then the brothers turned against each other, and then came out to start a business out of poverty, and could only hide in the small garden and talk about cross talk. Back then, it was just a casual thing for Xiao Wuye to be on TV?

Now I can't even go to the [-]-line online comprehensive!

Look at the private servers that are usually out on the street or the old models from several years ago!

When did our character suffer this kind of grievance?

They are all our characters named Ye Fang!

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"Look, it's probably like this." Shi Xiangcheng summed up the gossip to Xie Shuangchen, and Xie Shuangchen was extremely angry.He doesn't care what other people say, but he actually started to arrange Ye Ling?That's a lot of guts.

"Tell me, is this group of people empty of reality?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Why don't they write novels with such big brains? Somebody donate to me!"

Shi Xiangcheng said, "How about that Tiffany bracelet?"

"Compared to my Cartier, it's just drizzle." Xie Shuangchen said, "I don't think this is the point. The point is, don't you think Teacher Ye is too calm? Isn't he angry?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Maybe Mrs. Ye has already left the vulgar taste..." After she finished speaking, she felt that she couldn't convince herself, "Hey, I don't know. Anyway, I am angry when I am a passer-by. What kind of fairy is the teacher?"

"I now suspect that he may not like me that much." Xie Shuangchen said dejectedly, "Compared to the fans' quarrel, this matter really makes me feel at a loss."

Shi Xiangcheng looked at Xie Shuangchen, not knowing what to say.She herself asked Ye Ling the same question twice.If it wasn't for Xie Shuangchen who had the same question as her, she would have wondered if what she saw from a female perspective was different from their men.

Maybe men are like this when they fall in love. They don't talk about whether they like it or not, and they don't go over and over again because of some clues to speculate whether the other party is cheating or whether they no longer love themselves.

She could understand Xie Shuangchen's worry, but she couldn't understand Ye Ling's calmness.

She could tell that Xie Shuangchen loved Ye Ling very much, and she always felt that Ye Ling didn't love Xie Shuangchen as much as Xie Shuangchen loved Ye Ling.

This kind of thinking is very bad.

"Perhaps...people are different." Shi Xiangcheng said.

"Yes, my little tricks are nothing compared to Teacher Ye." Xie Shuangchen said.

Xie Shuangchen is like a human being, but his methods are nothing more than slapstick pestering.Ye Ling always said that she was dull, but she was always gentle and chasing arrows.

"Let's not talk about this." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I told you before, there is an online variety show and a commercial show, which one do you want to choose?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't ask me, let Teacher Ye choose."

"Then what do you think he will choose?" Shi Xiangcheng asked.

"I don't know." Xie Shuangchen had no idea, "However, I'll spare him if he chooses a commercial show."

The reason is very simple, the commercial show is performed by two people, and that web show only invited Xie Shuangchen.

Shi Xiangcheng asked Xie Shuangchen: "Is Teacher Ye at home?"

"Yeah." Xie Shuangchen said, "If I hadn't reconciled with you today, I wouldn't be too lazy to come out. Wouldn't it be good to sleep with my family?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Then I'll call him now and ask him, please keep quiet."

"Damn, you!" Xie Shuangchen didn't expect Shi Xiangcheng to come out like this.

Shi Xiangcheng did what he said, and called Ye Ling. Ye Ling answered quickly and asked Shi Xiangcheng what's wrong.Shi Xiangcheng asked where Xie Shuangchen had gone first, Ye Ling asked, "Didn't I go to check with you?"

"No." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I haven't seen him. It's been a long time. Could it be that I went to meet female fans?"

"That might be it." Ye Ling said.

Shi Xiangcheng glanced at Xie Shuangchen, Xie Shuangchen smiled bitterly, Shi Xiangcheng asked Ye Ling the question just now again.After being silent for a while, Ye Ling said, "I think online dramas are pretty good. It sounds like a good platform and a good program team... I mean, everyone can choose online dramas, right?"

"It's true what you said!" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Xie Shuangchen himself chose the online show, okay, I won't chat with you anymore, I have other things to do, goodbye!" I pressed it.

"You really killed me!" Xie Shuangchen said, "I obviously didn't say anything!"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Don't worry, Teacher Ye won't think too much anyway."

"Annoying!" Xie Shuangchen frowned, picked up the car keys and left.

Of course he is going home.

He didn't see Ye Ling when he entered the house, he called a few times, Ye Ling took a bath in the bathroom, and responded.Xie Shuangchen collapsed on the sofa, waiting for Ye Ling to come out.

Ye Ling's mobile phone was placed on the coffee table, and there was a row of APP notifications on the desktop. Xie Shuangchen stared at it for a long time, struggled mentally, and swiped away obsessively.

He originally wanted to read WeChat, but accidentally scrolled to Weibo and jumped directly to the private message in the background.

When Ye Ling came out of the shower, seeing Xie Shuangchen sitting upright with a dark face, she couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and asked, "Didn't you go to check with Xiangcheng? Why did you come back so soon?"

"Suddenly I want to ask you something again." Xie Shuangchen said, "Why do you think that online comprehensive is good?"

Ye Ling said: "Isn't it a very simple reason to help increase popularity?"

"Then I'll go alone, how boring?" Xie Shuangchen said.

"I don't think it's a big problem." Ye Ling said.

"Then what do you think is a big problem?" Xie Shuangchen stood up and suddenly became very fierce, "Isn't it big to be scolded bloody every day by private messages?"

"You..." Ye Ling said, "What did you see?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I looked at your phone openly, okay? A group of psychopaths forwarded private messages to AT and cursed at you every day, why didn't you tell me? Aren't you amazing? Is this enough to endure?"

"...Hey, this." Ye Ling said no, "It's not a big deal."

Xie Shuangchen has a temper that cannot be wronged. He was so angry that he wanted to kill after reading two or three of Ye Ling's private messages. It is impossible to imagine how Ye Ling could read it calmly and pretend nothing happened.

Ye Ling clearly... is not a person with this personality at all.

"It's boring for you to do this." Xie Shuangchen said, "What are you drawing?"

Ye Ling sat down, was silent for a while, and then said: "Because I think saying this to you is not good, it will make you hate the fan group even more. I actually don't like this kind of environment, but there is no way, we are all in such a situation In this era, such a setting must be accepted.”

"Then you are willing to be bullied?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Have you asked me? Do you think you are very great?"

"No." Ye Ling smiled and said, "It's just a trivial matter."

"I don't believe you won't be sad, don't lie to me." Xie Shuangchen said, "I won't allow it! Why should the person I put on my heart be cursed like this? Do you want to die!"

Ye Ling said: "They just like you, isn't love itself selfish and narrow?"

"What about you?" Xie Shuangchen asked Ye Ling, "Have you lived privately or narrowly? I think you are very generous."

"I..." Ye Ling's expression darkened slightly, he tilted his head slightly, and said in a low voice, "It's not that I'm generous, of course I want you to be with me only 24 hours a day, you think I'm the only one in my heart? Don't you really hate those women? I don't even want them to touch you. But I don't want to have such selfish thoughts, because you don't completely belong to me, Xie Shuangchen...belongs to the audience."

"No." Xie Shuangchen said seriously, "Xie Shuangchen belongs to Ye Ling, and everyone else stands aside."

"Don't be willful." Ye Ling said, "I know you love me, and I love you very much. Let's not quarrel over these things, shall we?"

"Not good." Xie Shuangchen said, "You just made me angry, and the consequences will be serious."

"...Then what do you think we should do?" Ye Ling asked.

"You take a piece of paper and copy 'Ye Ling loves Xie Shuangchen' a hundred times, go quickly." Xie Shuangchen said, "Then leave Weibo to me."

Ye Ling said: "Then you promise me that you are not allowed to do anything out of line."

"Don't worry." Xie Shuangchen said, "It won't damage your image of being wise and martial."

Ye Ling didn't believe that Xie Shuangchen didn't mess around, but he slightly underestimated how much Xie Shuangchen attached importance to this matter.

A few days later, Xie Shuangchen posted an announcement on his Weibo. It was a lawsuit letter. The plaintiff was himself, and the defendant was a series of accounts on Weibo. It looks like Xie Shuangchen's fans.

The owner sued his fans, which is also very cool.