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Because Xie Shuangchen did bad things in the backstage of Yongping Club, Ye Ling treated him coldly for several days.

Although the others didn't know what happened, they all consciously acted as if nothing had happened. After all, even a dog wouldn't care if a couple quarreled.

Ye Ling got even worse, going out early and returning late when there were no programs and rehearsals, and Xie Shuangchen didn't let Xie Shuangchen ask him what he was doing.Xie Shuangchen knew he was wrong, even if he was not happy, he didn't want to be aggressive and pressed too hard.It was Yao Sheng who told Xie Shuangchen about Ye Ling being in the theater almost every Monday.

Yao Sheng said that he could see Ye Ling in the afternoon, but it is said that he came early in the morning on Monday, and he and Feng Feiluan didn't know what to talk about, the two were talking and laughing, as if they were very speculative.

The question is why didn't I see such speculation?He stepped forward to inquire, and both of them said it was nothing, but it was obvious that there was something there!

Yao Sheng told Xie Shuangchen the gossip, and bought Xie Shuangchen online a baseball cap that Nike once released.

Solid green with SB written on it.

Xie Shuangchen wanted to cry, but he would doubt Ye Ling, and he wouldn't feel that Yao Sheng told him that there was any suspicion of provoking. They are both very good friends, and they are just curious about Ye Ling's mysterious behavior.As for this "green hat", it was purely Yao Sheng making fun of Xie Shuangchen.In order to express his dissatisfaction, Xie Shuangchen actually took it to the Yongping Club during the performance, which was called a ostentation, and everyone was very surprised.

Ye Ling was dumbfounded by Xie Shuangchen's childish behavior, but he really didn't want to explain anything to Xie Shuangchen, so he pretended he hadn't seen anything, grabbed Xie Shuangchen and talked about the new show.

Xie Shuangchen was powerless, very powerless, and no one would respond to his dissatisfaction on top of his head.

Shi Xiangcheng has been very irritable recently.

After she arranged most of the things, she was going to start the official publicity in full swing. The first thing she did was to take the two of them to shoot posters.

I made an appointment with a dedicated photographer and a studio, and it took a day from the negotiation to the final completion of the shooting.About two sets of pictures were taken, one was wearing a coat, and the other was ordinary clothes.The photographer looks like an ordinary guy, not artistic at all, but the things he shoots are surprisingly good.

"Any other requirements?" asked the photographer.

"I just have one request." Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't make it into a language program poster for the Spring Festival Gala."

"..."

"Actually, I really don't understand why people who talk about cross talk must make it look like Chinese New Year." Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't have a big peony, please!"

"..." The photographer brother was still a little dazed.

Shi Xiangcheng pulled Xie Shuangchen and said, "He is only responsible for filming, not for poster design!"

Xie Shuangchen said to Shi Xiangcheng: "Then you also heard Party A's request? Don't be vulgar! Especially our Yelaoshi, we must make it so fairy-like, like white smoke."

"Wake up." Ye Ling said, "It was struck by lightning."

If you want colorful black and colorful white, Party A's needs are always magical.

But Shi Xiangcheng fully understood Xie Shuangchen's spiritual program, and when the poster came out, it was well received by both inside and outside.She posted it at different times. First, she posted a set of two people wearing coats. It looks a bit like an old photo, extremely elegant.The second set was the two people's modern outfits, the exterior scene, there was absolutely no connection between the two people and the word "crosstalk", the youthful look seemed to be popular idols, no different from the fashion street photos in magazines.

At any time, color is justice.After these two pictures came out, the fans cried and shouted, and even outsiders came to see the excitement. Everyone knew that the Wing Ping Club knew about Xie Shuangchen, and now they knew even more that he was going to hold a special show.

With all kinds of preheating, the atmosphere has been mobilized. In the fan group on Weibo, everyone is planning how to buy tickets to grab tickets. Optimists still think that the competition must not be so fierce. The special show is not a small theater, and the number of seats is so large. There are so many, is it possible that people all over the world go to listen to cross talk.

Anyway, there are people who hold any point of view. Some people mobilize people they know to help grab tickets, and some people feel that it is not too late to buy tickets when the time comes.

On the eve of ticketing, a page was published on the ticketing website, using their final poster.Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were wearing the same frosty white satin gold woven gown, with many ink elements used in the background, and the two had picturesque features, which could be considered to have fulfilled Xie Shuangchen's so-called "fairy spirit" requirement.

For this fairy, many vacillating people turned their backs one after another.

Before billing, Shi Xiangcheng asked Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling: "How much do you two think you can sell?"

"Sell them all?" Xie Shuangchen said.

"I think the task will be completed if half of the sales are sold." Ye Ling said, "The small garden can sell more than two hundred people with additional seats. If you sell more for the special event, there will always be five hundred."

"I really have no idea now." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I'm more nervous than before the college entrance examination."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Are you nervous? You won't pass the exam anyway. Only Teacher Ye is qualified to say this, you know?"

"That's not true." Ye Ling said, "My college entrance examination is... a general examination."

"Okay..." Shi Xiangcheng sighed, "What about the postgraduate exam?"

"I didn't take the postgraduate exam." Ye Ling said, "The grades are enough. The teacher asked me if I want to continue my studies. I don't want to go abroad, so I continued my studies."

"...Damn it!" Shi Xiangcheng said.

Their topic changed from ticketing to Ye Ling not giving people a way to live. When the ticketing was actually done, the ticketing website crashed.

It’s really not that the Yongping Society is so popular, it’s that they collided with Ming Cheng’s concert ticketing time, and the ticketing website collapsed that day. Shi Xiangcheng stared nervously for a long time and found that the reality was completely different from what she imagined. Who knew it would end like this?It’s a ghost to be able to buy it on the same day!

This is life is unpredictable.

The excitement of the real-time battle report dissipated immediately, and Shi Xiangcheng didn't care about how many tickets he could sell for an instant, and turned off the computer and went out to clean up.

"Are you worried about selling tickets?" Ye Ling and Xie Shuangchen were working on their manuscripts at home in the morning, but Shi Xiangcheng hadn't sent a message, so he suddenly asked Xie Shuangchen this question.

"I don't know." Xie Shuangchen said, "Do your best and obey the destiny."

He lowered his head to write and draw on the printed manuscript, pointed to the middle line with a pen, and said, "Internet health care means staying up late at night and using the most expensive skin care products... I think this place is so boring. Not as interesting as wolfberry whiskey.”

"Are you keeping healthy?" Ye Ling asked.

"I still keep in good health?" Xie Shuangchen said, "As far as my biological clock goes to bed in the middle of the night and starts at noon, I don't think I can keep in good health for the rest of my life."

Ye Ling said: "That's it. Neither of us maintains health. How do we know what it is like to maintain health? Without this kind of life, it's all about listening to others. Naturally, it won't be interesting."

"Then let me think about it." Xie Shuangchen said, "My master is pretty good at keeping in good health. Back then, he always used something to make water to drink, and told me to drink it. He said it was for nourishing qi, but I forgot what it was called. "

"You have such a brain, I really don't know what you are remembering all day long." Ye Ling began to search for traditional Chinese medicine for nourishing qi. After searching for a long time, she asked, "Is it Astragalus?"

"Ah yes!" Xie Shuangchen said.

"Go, go out and buy." Ye Ling pulled Xie Shuangchen and went out.

"Isn't this a revised manuscript? Why go out and buy astragalus?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Isn't it too far away?"

Ye Ling said: "Creation comes from life. If you want to write about health preservation, you don't even know where to buy medicine and how to eat it. What good things can you write?"

Xie Shuangchen thought for a while and said, "I understand what you mean, let's go."

The highlight of their savings is a common topic among young people nowadays, which is youth health preservation.In fact, this topic is not common in the circle of friends of uncles and aunts over 50 years old. It is also very popular among young people today.The pressure of life, the anxiety of work, and other realistic factors make the younger generation often feel that they are no longer young. When they are in their 30s and [-]s, they already have to laugh at their hair volume, wear long johns, and hold a thermos.

Whiskey plus goji berries sounds funny, but it does reflect the living conditions of contemporary people.

While consuming as much as possible, while carefully compensating.

This program starts with eating, drinking and having fun, and then goes to Internet health preservation. The final goal is actually to describe the normal life of their generation.

Life always brings more thrills than surprises. No one knows where they will stop forever. The only thing they can do is to try to make themselves better?

Ye Ling took Xie Shuangchen to buy medicine in a hurry, and the eldest sister of the pharmacy enthusiastically introduced the usage and benefits of Astragalus to them.Ye Ling was reading the instructions seriously, and the eldest sister chatted with Xie Shuangchen, telling him that young people nowadays just don't pay attention to their health, so they must go to bed early and get up early to drink plenty of water.Not enough energy to do anything.

Xie Shuangchen was in a trance when he heard it.

When the two returned home, Ye Ling boiled some hot water, soaked the astragalus membranaceus as if doing an experiment, and then tasted it.

"How is it?" Xie Shuangchen also took a sip and touched the taste, "Why is it the same as peanut butter with a strong watery taste?"

Ye Ling said: "It's okay, I thought it was really bad."

"Is it really useful to drink it regularly?" Xie Shuangchen looked at the instructions on the package curiously, "Replenishing qi and raising yang, firming the surface to stop sweating, promoting water to reduce swelling, removing toxins and pus... yes! This is good, this is good, I decided I'll drink this from now on, it's not bad anyway." He excitedly went to the refrigerator to take out a can of Coke, and his movements were naturally no different from his usual trajectory.

"Hey, are you still keeping healthy?" Ye Ling said, "Run to drink Coke just after drinking Astragalus?"

Xie Shuangchen was stunned for a moment, and said: "This is also full of energy, double replenishment." To verify, he shook the bottle before opening it, and the liquid sprayed out.

"..." Ye Ling raised her forehead and laughed, "What kind of fallacies are you talking about? Astragalus tonifies Qi and Coke also invigorates Qi? Is it okay to drink it together?"

"Isn't this the hardcore regimen?" Xie Shuangchen said with a smile.

Ye Ling suddenly clapped her hands: "The paragraph just now is quite good, I want to write it into the paragraph."

The inspiration for creation comes from the tiny bits of life.Both of them felt very satisfied after finishing it. The story has enough details to be convincing enough.

"The rest of the previous details need to be modified." Xie Shuangchen said, "Here is a section where you treat guests to dinner, and you still report the name of the dish, which is too common. Moreover, this application scenario is not new enough. Who still goes to parties now? Book a restaurant to eat, and go to a nightclub is too troublesome."

Ye Ling said: "It can be changed to a party, and the words spoken... are nothing more than those. What's the matter, you want to rap? That's 'learning'."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Then we have to choose a very fast one here, the one that the audience can't think of, it will feel particularly explosive."

Ye Ling said smoothly: "Eminem."

"Who?"

"Eminem." Ye Ling said a little more clearly.Unexpectedly, after Xie Shuangchen lowered his head and thought for a long time, he said, "I think it's okay."

"Are you crazy?" Ye Ling was surprised, "Do you know who he is?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Of course I know!"

Ye Ling said: "You know that people's mother tongue is English, right?"

"Can you stop teasing me? I didn't live in the last century." Xie Shuangchen said, "Em, who didn't hear the American version of "Love Trading" when they were in school?"

"what?"

"Love the way you lie!" Xie Shuangchen said.

"No, I mean, he raps in English. What's your level of English? Even if you take the CET-[-] test right now, you may not be able to speak it." Ye Ling said, "This is too difficult, and the gain outweighs the gain. It's not worth it. of."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Then let me ask you, have you ever seen any crosstalk actor say such a long paragraph of English numbers on stage?"

"This is not Shulaibao!" Ye Ling said.

"English speaking."

"..." Ye Ling was speechless, "No, okay?"

"Then I'm going to do this." Xie Shuangchen said, "Who can't speak Chinese? I don't think there's anything to show off for speaking Chinese so fast. How many crosstalk speakers can speak English? You can't imagine Let me do this, the effect of this show must be very good, very explosive. I just want to do things that others can't do, this is a special show, the audience buys tickets to come in and praise you, can you not work hard?"

Ye Ling just wanted to ask him what he was drawing, but before he could say anything, he interrupted his stubborn thoughts.He stared at Xie Shuangchen for a while, then suddenly smiled.

Why go to climb Everest?

Because the mountains are there.

It's that simple, Xie Shuangchen's attitude is already very clear, he wants to do something no one else does, Ye Ling is a little ashamed that she wanted to stop him just now.

"Okay." Ye Ling said, "Since you have made your decision, then I will support you. You choose one, and I will teach you to read it. The rest...you can only work hard on your own."

"No problem." Xie Shuangchen said.

They chose and chose, and finally chose the song "Loseyourself", which has a high popularity and is not invincible.Xie Shuangchen only had abc in his basic English. Ye Ling took every word and taught him sentence by sentence, and Xie Shuangchen learned it sentence by sentence.

To put it bluntly, it is called oral teaching, but in fact it is hard teaching and hard learning.

Xie Shuangchen only had this song left in his mobile phone, and he listened to it when he was free.This is even more painful than learning Guankou when he was young. His memory was naturally good when he was a child. Now he not only needs to train his own memory method, but more importantly, he doesn't know English at all.

The essence of "learning" is not to ask you to perform in your own way, but to be infinitely close to the original version. The more similar you are, the better.

"What's he doing recently?" Shi Xiangcheng watched Xie Shuangchen walking around the backstage wearing earphones, and his mouth was plausible, very strange, "Is it too much pressure? Are you planning to smuggle English to the United States from now on?"

"He's preparing for a show." Ye Ling said, "Don't talk to him."

Shi Xiangcheng exclaimed: "Are you still advancing with the times? Crosstalk? Don't you need to fight like this? Is he illiterate?"

Ye Ling glanced at her and said, "Since he said yes, then he must."

"It's too strenuous." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Maybe the audience is busy and the excitement is over."

"No matter what we say, it will be lively and lively for the audience." Ye Ling said, "One minute on the stage and ten years of work off the stage. If you want to talk and laugh on stage, isn't it like this in the audience? He started When I was preparing for this, I also thought it was not worth it, but after thinking about it, how do you prove that you are better than others? Isn’t it just doing things that others can’t do? These days, people can’t stay in their comfort zone. If you stay for a long time, it will be useless. He can do what he wants, and if he really messes up on stage, I will take care of him."

"You two..." Shi Xiangcheng wanted to sigh, but he didn't know exactly what to sigh.These two people really thought of it as soon as they came out. The key is that they really thought about it and did it.

I don't know if it's because of the audacity of the high-skilled people, or just two reckless people.

"Stop talking, did you post today's official account Weibo?" Ye Ling asked.

"It's posted." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Today's introduction is Jianghu Chundian, enough for those kids to pretend to be old guns."

"Okay, let's send out the materials I prepared for you slowly." Ye Ling said, "By the way, tickets..."

"Guess?" Shi Xiangcheng asked back with a smile, she naturally knew what Ye Ling was going to ask.

"Just say it directly, don't be tricky." Ye Ling said.

Shi Xiangcheng said, "You can read it on Weibo."

Ye Ling opened Weibo suspiciously, searched the topic of their special session, and all the following were asking for tickets.

"If you want me to say, you have to rely on incitement to sell goods." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Everyone's mentality is to buy up or not to buy down. The more you can't buy, the more you want to buy."

Ye Ling didn't know what Shi Xiangcheng was up to, but he found that Shi Xiangcheng had the potential to be a profiteer.

"Anyway, I've done everything I can." Shi Xiangcheng said, "It's up to you then."

"En." Ye Ling nodded.

"If the effect is good, let's go out too." Shi Xiangcheng said, "If it's not good, you two can continue to hang out here."

"Row."

"By the way, do you want to support me?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "A fan asked me. I don't think you are a star, so I haven't told her yet. What do you think?"

Ye Ling thought for a moment, and said: "I don't think it's necessary to do it deliberately, and I am very grateful for their intentions, but this thing doesn't need to be too costly. There are many ways to express my liking. Personally, buying a ticket to listen is enough. "

"Okay, I know what you mean." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Leave this to me."