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Tickets for the Yong Ping Club are only opened a day or two in advance, and Yao Sheng's brainstorming plan will not delay their business.After negotiating the price for the full venue including extra seats, Xie Shuangchen told everyone in the club that everyone was scheduled to have a two-day holiday on Tuesday and Wednesday, and asked Yao Sheng to come over and install his LEDs.

It happened that Xie Shuangchen could rest for two days after running the school field, and came over to work as a supervisor.

The first stop is the Central University of Finance and Economics, which is the fabled wasteland reclamation school in Dawa Village. It was honored to start school when it was still a wasteland, but now...it is still a wasteland.

"Why didn't Feifei follow?" Ye Ling, sitting in the co-pilot, turned to ask Shi Xiangcheng behind.

Shi Xiangcheng was looking down at the content prepared for Xie Shuangchen, and said casually: "He said it was too far away and didn't want to move."

"Oh, that's really a missed opportunity to see Miss Sister." Xie Shuangchen teased.

"Does he still look at the little sister?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Their family guards Yao Sheng's 'big sister' every day. I don't even bother to look at him."

Xie Shuangchen said: "That sister is so fierce, I dare not look at it."

Ye Ling asked with a smile: "Tell me, why are you watching him?"

"Ouch! Why is there such a traffic jam ahead!" Xie Shuangchen yelled at the right time, "Isn't it time for the traffic jam?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "We are going out of the city now. I told you to leave early, but you still have to worry about it. Are you okay now? Have you caught up with the evening rush hour? I'll see what to do if I'm late!"

"I'm fine and I'm not going out of the city! How could I know the road conditions!" Xie Shuangchen quibbled.

"Don't worry about it." Ye Ling turned on the navigation and looked, "There seems to be an accident ahead, we can get stuck in traffic for an hour, it's good."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "The event starts at seven o'clock, and there will be an hour of traffic jams. I guess it's really hopeless. Hey, Xie Shuangchen is playing big cards by being late!"

"No, I will definitely not be late!" Xie Shuangchen started to move his car at the slightest chance, moved it to the side of the road, found a place to stop, and said, "There is a subway station in front, let's go, take the subway!"

"Huh?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Is this where your car is?"

"It's okay, I won't put a note on it." Xie Shuangchen let go of his seat belt, "Hurry up, honesty is the first thing in life, okay?"

Ye Ling had no objections. Shi Xiangcheng got out of the car and said, "All right, all right, as long as you don't mind that the subway is crowded like a can of sardines. Anyway, it's nothing for us poor people with small families."

"You really think I'm a character?" Xie Shuangchen said.

Indeed, they are only active on the Internet, active in their own one-third of an acre of land.But the world is big, and most people in real life know Yang Shuanglin but may not know Xie Shuangchen, because Yang Shuanglin has been active in various TV programs and variety shows for a long time, and his reputation can be described as "a household name".

In fact, all senior brothers from Xie Shuangchen are household names, and they have accompanied a generation through countless Spring Festival Gala, which is enough.

But Xie Shuangchen is different, he is a product of the new era of new media, he is destined to only open the gap from the position of young people first.

The power of this spread is great, like a vast ocean.But sometimes it is very small, like a dying flame.

So Xie Shuangchen never regards himself as a "thing". He has audiences and fans. Everyone talks to him in private messages on Weibo every day. In the eyes of those who like him, maybe he is in a very noble place. Location.But he sees himself as an ordinary person.

Ordinary people just take the subway to and from get off work, go to the supermarket on weekends, watch boring TV shows at home, and talk to the aunt who sells vegetables for thirty or fifty cents.

People can't do without eating, sleeping, shitting and farting, no matter how powerful they are, can they still go to heaven?

Don't you have to be an earthling in an honest and peaceful way?

Didn't he obediently compromise with the Beijing traffic to take the subway in order not to be late?

Low-carbon and environmentally friendly travel, green you and me.

"Hey, why didn't you come out with a mask?" Xie Shuangchen squeezed into the No.13 line and started to mutter quietly, "Is there too many people?"

Shi Xiangcheng said, "Don't worry, no one knows you."

"I just want to wrap up Teacher Ye." Xie Shuangchen glanced aside, "I've been monitoring her for a long time, and she's been staring at Teacher Ye. I'm really puzzled, when I Does it not exist or can’t lift a knife?”

"Shut up!" Ye Ling really convinced Xie Shuangchen, "It's obvious that you are more eye-catching, right?"

"Let me tell you, don't lean on Teacher Ye." Shi Xiangcheng warned Xie Shuangchen, "Be careful of being photographed and appearing on some gay dating section in seconds."

"What you said is very reasonable." Ye Ling agreed with Shi Xiangcheng's words, and said to Xie Shuangchen, "You gay, stay away from me."

Xie Shuangchen looked at Ye Ling with question marks all over his head.

After countless subway trips, the three of them finally came out of the subway station and saw the school at a glance.

"It's so desolate." Xie Shuangchen sighed.

"...It's quite barren." Shi Xiangcheng said.

"I think we're going to be late." Ye Ling said.

The three ran wildly in the wild.

At seven o'clock in the evening, there was no time wasted, but when Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling stood on the stage, they didn't look very well, as if they had just come back from the brink of death.

After the host girl made a simple opening, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling started today's performance under the warm welcome of many students.

Xie Shuangchen said that he wanted to make a literary show, so the two came to a section of "Priority of the Three Kingdoms". But in order to fit the situation, in the opening part of the conversation, the two talked about Zhongcai, starting with the textbooks the students learned.Xie Shuangchen didn't even know what the proper nouns he said meant, but with Ye Ling around, he would never make mistakes in professional matters.

After a section, Xie Shuangchen talked about the theme of the speech he brought today, everything was so smooth and perfect.

The lecture hall was already full, but many people came one after another. Everyone sat on the floor and listened intently to Xie Shuangchen's chatter.It is more like a relaxing salon than a lecture.

"Before I came, they told me that there are a lot of beauties in Zhongcai." Xie Shuangchen looked at the crowd, "There are indeed a lot of them, but aren't there also a lot of boys? Huh? Oh, it's not from Zhongcai. Where are you all? Yes? Beihang University next door? Didn’t I go to your school last time? Why did you come here again? I got my girlfriend’s student ID card? No, do you have a girlfriend?” He had already ended his topic, and There was some time for the students to ask questions, and after a few small talk, he began calling people.

How else can we say that there is a specialization in the art industry?Some students really stood up and asked him whether the current cross talk industry has the prospect of becoming an industry, whether there is enough economic development momentum, and thus started a discussion on the development trend of China's entire cultural economy.

Xie Shuangchen was taken aback.

It was Ye Ling who took the microphone and answered the student's question very calmly, and also combined the imported talk show with the use of today's Internet jokes, grasping the main artery in a very macroscopic and overall situation.

By the way, he also used the knowledge of the fan economy that he had just learned from Shi Xiangcheng.

Let Xie Shuangchen say, he can say something, but he doesn't understand those very professional terms, and he can't compare with Ye Ling, a licensed and pretending player.

"That male classmate." Xie Shuangchen said, "It's you, don't look! I saw you raised your hand for a long time, what do you want to ask?"

The microphone was handed in front of the male student. He stood up and said in extremely substandard Mandarin: "Hello, Mr. Xie, I am a student from the School of Culture and Media. I would like to ask you a question, that is, although I am from Guangdong People, but I like cross talk very much, and I have learned about it. My Mandarin is not standard, so I want to start with theoretical knowledge. I am studying cultural industry. I am now a junior, and I will be a senior next semester. I conceive My graduation thesis is related to cross talk, but it is really difficult for me to search for literature, and I can’t find many things. I have heard it many times in your theater, and you will say something that you don’t understand when chatting with the audience , but the content of the chat cannot be used as a reference. I just want to know why it is so difficult to find information about cross talk? Have you ever considered making some easy-to-read popular science materials for people who like cross talk? ?”

"Okay, I see." Xie Shuangchen nodded and said, "First of all, let me explain to you a question. I am not a teacher, because in terms of learning, I may be the worst of all the people here. I only have The level of high school education really counts. Write something. You are all my teachers. So I am ashamed to call the title 'teacher'." He smiled and continued, "This is not modest, In terms of thick skin, all of you are not as good as me alone. I was quite brave, but the question raised by this classmate later made me very ashamed. Because I suddenly realized that I was just a cross talk talker. Without culture, I can’t do more things. I can only stand here and tell you how about cross talk, ask me to write? It’s a bit embarrassing for me. If you look at me like this, you can imagine the situation of cross talk in the past 100 years Everyone is uneducated, relying on cross talk for food, I write it down, you learn it, then I will have nothing to eat. Based on such a growing environment, everyone will not think that I will publish a book and pass it back to you Popular science."

When Xie Shuangchen said this, Ye Ling patted him, Xie Shuangchen stopped talking, Ye Ling smiled, followed Xie Shuangchen's words and continued to tell the male classmate, and also told someone present: "Everyone is now relying on Internet searches to obtain knowledge. In terms of the mechanism of search engines, the more times it is searched, the easier it is to be searched. Maybe no one will deliberately learn about the subject of cross talk, so slowly, it has become a cold knowledge. I think you should not ask Xie Shuangchen this question, because your situation is more similar to mine. I also started as an amateur, but my advantage is that I am from Tianjin, and I have lived in this cultural soil since I was a child. You As a Cantonese, I may not be able to understand many of the jokes in the northern dialect. But I don’t think it’s a problem, learning is all from scratch, from the beginning to the grave.”

He said it well before, but he suddenly made a joke when he said this, and everyone reacted before laughing.

Ye Ling smiled and continued: "Your topic today is very good. Why do young people want to learn knowledge but still find it hard to find information? It must be the fault of us pioneers, it must be the fault of us experience holders. The master-student inheritance in many traditional cultures maintains the purity of art, but it also obliterates the wide spread of art, and may be on the verge of being lost in the end. Now it is different. Now is an era of knowledge sharing. The gate of our Yongping Society Always open to the students, you can enter the field of cross talk, in fact, this is the real hope of traditional art."

"Here I want to announce something. I just scratched my head and didn't discuss it with anyone. It may even be a very selfish and willful behavior, which may cause a lot of trouble to my colleagues." Ye Ling suddenly Say this sentence.

Xie Shuangchen was startled, not knowing what Ye Ling was going to say.

Ye Ling pressed Xie Shuangchen's hand slightly, but he was standing inside the table, so no one could see his movements.He smiled at Xie Shuangchen, and then said to everyone: "We have evening performances every Tuesday to Sunday at the Pingping Club, and add afternoon performances on Saturday and Sunday afternoons. From this moment on, I decided to add half-price student tickets. , if you need it, we can also add open classes in the theater, and you can come and experience the novelty you like, and feel the charm of it. Everyone comes to a big city like Beijing to take such a good university , In the future, I may go abroad and go to more powerful places. This is actually a process of seeing the world with my eyes open. Only by going to experience it can you understand it, and the same is true for culture.”

What he said made the students very excited, screaming, cheering and cheering, and the enthusiasm almost lifted the roof off.

Xie Shuangchen breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Ye Ling didn't announce that he was going to break up with Xie Shuangchen, even if Ye Ling wanted to go to the sky to pick the stars, Xie Shuangchen would let him go and build a ladder for him by the way.

Isn't it just selling half-price tickets?Compared with the scene where Xiao Wuye spent a lot of money to win a beautiful smile...

In fact, it's about the same.

"Ms. Ye." On the subway back, Shi Xiangcheng began to settle accounts for Ye Ling, "Look, our cheapest fare is [-], and the half price is [-], which is only the price of a movie ticket. How many theaters? Let’s just have a group of people in one theater! You’re so proud of yourself for a while, but I’m all about daily necessities, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea. It’s going to be hard for me to be the Minister of Finance in the future..."

"I said, why are you talking so much nonsense?" Xie Shuangchen said impatiently, "Ms. Ye must have his own plans."

"Actually not." Ye Ling slapped her face on the spot.

Xie Shuangchen was very sad.

Ye Ling smiled and said: "Xiang Cheng, I'm sorry, I did say those words in a moment of enthusiasm just now, but I can't take back the water that was spilled when I said it, as if nothing happened. ? But I sat here and thought about it calmly, and I think I did the right thing.”

"So much money..." Shi Xiangcheng muttered.

Ye Ling didn't blame Shi Xiangcheng for chattering.He felt that Shi Xiangcheng could understand him, but when it came to specific interests, Shi Xiangcheng was unwilling to pay too much. After all, Xie Shuangchen was a hands-off shopkeeper, and he didn't know how much money he had in his account, and he forgot to put his social security card there. Yes, Ye Ling is serious, but it doesn't mean he loves to do housework.

The whole society is full of careless men, and it really makes a girl a lot of trouble.It is Shi Xiangcheng who pays the water and electricity bills every month, pays everyone's salary, and has to plan team building. The money is all passed by her. She, the big housekeeper, is the one who hurts the most.

"Money has to be earned for a lifetime, don't worry about it for a while." Ye Ling said to Shi Xiangcheng gently, "You see, in fact, we both think the same thing, we both want to develop from the student position. It's just that you are smarter than me , I have more contacts than me, and I can contact so many school resources to help us gain a sense of presence. I can't, I don't know anything, I just keep my mouth shut, and I have brought you so much trouble. The society has brought so much loss..."

"Come on! Stop talking!" Shi Xiangcheng made a stop gesture, "I don't want to eat your sugar-coated cannonballs, I understand what you mean, that is, if you pay less money in the future, you should weigh it yourself! Anyway, it's not my own Buying and selling, you are the wife of the class leader, and the class leader has to listen to you."

Ye Ling smiled helplessly. He knew that although Shi Xiangcheng said so, she cared more about this business than anyone else.

"These are small money." Ye Ling said to Shi Xiangcheng, "We will make big money later. Don't you like to hold a special show? Then we will hold a special show in the last quarter of this year, how about it?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "I definitely have no objection."

Shi Xiangcheng said very realistically: "Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to come to so many audiences, and you will lose the bottom line?"

Ye Ling said: "I'm not afraid, I never make promises that others can't keep. Before you said that I didn't take issue with the opening of the special show, but now I dare to take issue, and there are still less than a few months left , this special show, I must start it, and I will do it with all my strength."

"Good!" Xie Shuangchen applauded.

"What's so good!" Shi Xiangcheng wanted to hit Xie Shuangchen, "co-authorship has nothing to do with you, does it? You just contribute your dick when you get married?"

"I mean Ms. Shit Sausage!" Xie Shuangchen said seriously, "Can't you be more civilized? What kind of stupid metaphor is this? Purify the stage! Look, there are other people in the subway!" He gestured with his eyes to the person sitting opposite Little girl, "Pay attention to the influence!"

"Purify your fart! People don't know you at all! Don't treat yourself like a green onion!" Shi Xiangcheng said, "I told you that you have to get nervous now, do you know? Starting tomorrow, I will desperately perform and write new jokes to run Event! If we can’t hold a special show for thousands of people at the end of the year, you two will die to me!”

"Hey, that's fine. Auntie, you are right in everything you say." Xie Shuangchen subdued and acted like a kid.

"However, we won't start work tomorrow." Ye Ling said, "Boss Yao is going to renovate."

"That's right..." Shi Xiangcheng said.

"That." The little girl sitting across from them finally plucked up the courage to stand up and talk to them, "Excuse me, are you Xie Shuangchen...?"

Xie Shuangchen, Ye Ling, and Shi Xiangcheng were all stunned.

Shi Xiangcheng said involuntarily: "It turns out that there are people who really know Xie Shuangchen in real life."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Who is that grandson? I don't even know him!"

Yao Sheng only came home at night, and the Ping Ping Club had a rest, so Feng Feifei naturally stayed at home honestly and didn't go anywhere.

"Tomorrow, I'll go to your theater to install LEDs, and try out the stage." Yao Sheng asked Feng Feifei, who was serious about playing games, "Are you coming with me?"

"No." Feng Feifei didn't lift her head.

"Why?" Yao Sheng said, "Aren't you bored when you always stay alone with the family?"

"Then my brother is going?" Feng Feifei raised her head and asked Yao Sheng with big eyes.

"Him?" Yao Sheng said, "Do you want to ask him to go?"

"He's my brother, what's the matter, I need your permission to do anything with him?" Feng Feifei said dissatisfied.

"Of course not." Yao Sheng smiled, "I just asked out of habit, nothing else. Besides, I haven't seen him for a long time. I haven't asked him to be the manager of my new club yet. What's next."

"Yao Sheng, why are you grabbing our family's wool?" Feng Feifei said, "It's really unreasonable."

Yao Sheng said: "Who told you that your family is all phoenix hair? Gold is very expensive. Hey, I'm serious, you are free on Monday anyway, come and sing for me, I will pay you double salary. "

Feng Feifei said: "Is this a matter of money?"

"What's the matter?" Yao Sheng said, "Could it be a matter of self-esteem?"

"Otherwise?" Feng Feifei said.

Yao Sheng felt that it would be unreasonable for him to tell Feng Feifei, he didn't like to communicate with children, talking would inevitably stimulate Feng Feifei's fragile and young heart, so he felt that Ye Ling should be asked to grind Feng Feifei.

And what he can do is to tie Feng Feifei to the theater.

It is really tied.