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The event is scheduled to begin at 07:30 pm.

At seven o'clock, the lecture theater with more than [-] people was already full. Students who came late could only stand in the last row or sit in the aisle. Many girls simply sat in front of the first row of desks.

Shi Xiangcheng glanced from behind, then ran to the small classroom next door for rest, and said excitedly: "Explosion! There are a lot of people here!"

Xie Shuangchen said flatly: "After all, a young man like me has a pretty wide audience."

"Fart." Shi Xiangcheng said.She didn't tell Xie Shuangchen the questions raised by her junior about Xie Shuangchen's appearance and grooming, otherwise Xie Shuangchen's tail would definitely be even more twisted.This person is a very typical person who loves publicity, saying that he does not wear a coat for performances in school, and wants to show his trendy clothes in front of contemporary college students.

There are five people and six people in the pack, but brother, are you here to talk about cross talk or come to the street to shoot?

Look how simple Mr. Ye is!How polite!How bookish!Rounding up, he is almost thirty, and he can fit into the campus environment perfectly, he is simply the one at the same table!

Shi Xiangcheng was embarrassed, why didn't Xie Shuangchen know how to write the word "low-key" when he was with Ye Ling?

"Let's go." Ye Ling stood up, "It's time to start."

Xie Shuangchen got up, and took Feng Feifei and Shi Xiangcheng to the lecture theater next door.

He is a very eye-catching person. When he entered the room, everyone's eyes were on him, which made him a little nervous.Before coming here, Xie Shuangchen always felt that he could talk and laugh freely, but he was really good at it. Facing the gaze of more than 200 top students, Xie Shuangchen felt a little stiff.

Ye Ling turned around and said, "What are you doing in a daze? Come here."

Xie Shuangchen took two quick steps, thinking that he hangs out with a college bully like Teacher Ye every day, these two hundred little bastards are nothing to be afraid of!

The girl in charge gave a brief introduction at the beginning, and then invited Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling to come on stage.

There was warm applause from the audience, accompanied by girls shouting "Xiao Wuye" and "Mr. Ye" and so on.Xie Shuangchen was stunned for a moment, and bowed together with Ye Ling.

If they are on stage, regardless of the size of the stage or the size of the audience, they must bow. This is their rule.

"There are so many students here today, it really exceeded my expectations." Xie Shuangchen began to talk idlely when he came up, "Thank you very much for taking some time out of your busy schedule to visit our brothers. As for me, I am a A little-known little actor, many of my classmates may not know me yet, let me introduce myself, my name is Xie Shuangchen, and I am a cross talk actor from Yongping Club. This one..." He pointed at Ye Ling, "My name is Ye Ling, it is My good partner, cross talk is very good!"

"Praise me." Ye Ling responded smoothly.

"However, compared with me, there is still a big gap." Xie Shuangchen said.

Ye Ling said: "Then what are you talking about?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Isn't this to ease the awkward atmosphere? It's the first time for me to talk about cross talk in front of so many top students. Our Beijing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics is a good school. 985211 College, why can't the college entrance examination rely on more than 600 points? Can I get in? I admit that I am uneducated, and everyone here is better than me anyway."

"This is a specialization in art." Ye Ling said, "Didn't you still study cross talk for more than ten years? And you insisted on studying for a high school undergraduate degree while studying cross talk."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Why do you still have a master's degree in high school?"

Ye Ling said: "Repeat."

The students in the audience laughed.

Xie Shuangchen said: "No, we talk about cross talk. In the old days, it was enough to have a primary school degree."

"Not us." Ye Ling said, "It's you."

Xie Shuangchen asked: "What's the matter? You've been to college, you're awesome?"

"Not very awesome." Ye Ling said frankly, "Everyone here has gone to college."

"I know you just want to show off." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "Hey, I don't want to say it!"

Ye Ling said: "Tsinghua University, there is nothing to mention."

This time, the students were in an uproar.

The college circle on Beijing Xueyuan Road is also a place full of chains of love, hatred, hatred, and contempt.For the vast number of candidates, these various schools named after China, Beijing, and Beijing are almost one of the places with the most concentrated top educational resources in China.Although Tsinghua University and Peking University are still the leaders in the score line, the gap between them is not particularly large.

Below Baobuqi sat the kind of students who just missed out on a certain college once in a while, or slipped their hands, or for some reason.

Isn't this heartbreaking?

"So arrogant?" Xie Shuangchen said to the audience, "If you want to block him later, block him, I am innocent!"

"No need." Ye Ling said, "Beihang University was first established as a branch of the aviation department of universities such as Tsinghua University and Tianda University. In terms of it, everyone and I are cousins ​​and brothers. We are close relatives. Ah By the way, everyone is welcome to apply for postgraduate studies in Thermal Engineering, Department of Energy and Power Engineering, Tsinghua University, so that we can become brothers and sisters."

Xie Shuangchen interrupted him: "Are you here to recruit students for Tsinghua? How much did Tsinghua give you?"

"That's better than going to Peking University, right?" Ye Ling said, "Does this person want to go to Peking University? I'm stopping the lost lamb."

Here it is again, Tsinghua University and Peking University's love, hatred, love, hatred, love and killing, everyone who has gone to school understands it.

"Don't stop me!" Xie Shuangchen said, "It's as easy for you to say as going out to buy groceries! Everyone has taken the college entrance examination, right? Isn't it difficult to get into college?"

Everyone is shouting, some say "difficult" and some say "not difficult".

"Could it be that my personal feelings are different." Xie Shuangchen said, "What does it mean to recommend you? Are you the only one with a mouth?"

The few students who called for walks laughed sullenly.

"Anyway, it's hard to get into college. Not only do you have to be able to write questions, you also have to be able to speak." Xie Shuangchen said.

"What's the matter?" Ye Ling asked, "Just write the papers for the college entrance examination, and you won't be allowed to speak during the exam."

"That won't work." Xie Shuangchen said, "You have to be able to speak. For example, during the exam, someone behind threw a note for you, and the invigilator just came over and took the note to ask what's going on. You have to Can you speak? If you can’t speak, you can only make gestures.” He imitated the dumb look and made two gestures of “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

Ye Ling stopped him and said, "You don't have to take the exam like this!"

"Yeah, you can't speak, you can't explain it to the invigilator? You can't pass the exam this year, and you can take the exam next year. You have to..." Xie Shuangchen started to study again.

"The co-author has been pointing at you as a dumb copy for two years?" Ye Ling said.

"That's what I mean." Xie Shuangchen said, "Not only do you have to be able to speak, but you also have to speak Mandarin. The accent is too strong, and others can't understand it. And in many contexts, you have to speak Mandarin to make it sound good, and it's easy to make trouble when speaking in dialect." joke."

Ye Ling asked: "For example?"

"For example, I have been to a maid restaurant before, not far from Liangmaqiao Subway Station..." Xie Shuangchen was gesticulating, when a voice of "Oh—" came from the audience, he paused, and said with a smile: "Yo, Are there a lot of homeboys here today?"

Ye Ling said abruptly: "After all, even the street lights in the whole school are public."

Xie Shuangchen was amused by his words, and said with a smile: "You are blatantly discriminating sex against science and engineering colleges. Don't you see that there are not so many female students down here?"

The female students shouted one after another, highlighting their existence.

"Did you get money from the next door?" Ye Ling asked.

"Yes—" No matter whether it is or not, they all booed there.

Ye Ling said: "Go back to school at night and be careful."

"Not going back!" someone shouted.

"Yeah." Ye Ling nodded, "Then just stay in the wilderness."

"Well, it's really not good." Xie Shuangchen said, "Speak seriously. Don't students like the two-dimensional one now? It's just a pretty little maid, and she says 'Master' in cute and cute Japanese. , can be crisp to the bone, so beautiful."

Ye Ling said: "You learn one."

Xie Shuangchen was unambiguous, and one came immediately, and he learned it quite similarly, and the wolf's blood boiled down below.

"Look at how good our Japanese Mandarin is." Xie Shuangchen repeated, immersed in his gorgeous skills, but soon he said, "But the last time I went, it was amazing. I met a little girl, She is very beautiful, and she smells like this when she speaks..."

He cleared his throat and said, "Gou Xiujin, mother, would you like some?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Ye Ling exclaimed in surprise, "Tianjin maid!"

"Okay, give me a set of pancakes and fruits!" Xie Shuangchen said in Tianjin, "Add two eggs, and a bowl of Gaba vegetables."

Dialects can sometimes be very funny. This program starts from introducing the differences between different dialects expressing the same thing, and then enters into the combination of drama and dialect in the real work.Zhuge Liang pronounced Baijingzi Jingyun in Beijing opera, but he is from Shandong, so it would be funny to speak according to Shandong accent.In Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling's adapted version, many popular clips have been added, and some passages from Peking opera have been replaced with film and television dramas, which is easier for everyone to understand and accept.

After the whole show, laughter broke out in the lecture theater from time to time, and the show ended inadvertently.

The students gave warm applause, and Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling bowed again.

What follows is not the encore program, but the time for Xie Shuangchen's explanation, which is also the highlight of the day.

"Just now, everyone saw that it was interesting for me and Mr. Ye to play jokes on each other and take advantage of each other. Maybe someone who likes Mr. Ye will ask, Xie Shuangchen, what's the matter with you? Why do you keep bullying Mr. Ye? You can ask such a question , I can only say that you don’t know much about cross talk.” Xie Shuangchen said, “We are not big or small on stage, because we are not playing ourselves, but shaping the characters in the story, so that everyone can quickly enter the stage. Come from the plot. So, except for Mr. Ye, whose real name is diss Peking University, everything else is just for fun."

Ye Ling nodded sullenly and said, "Well, the part about your real name diss is also true."

"I'm angry!" Xie Shuangchen said.

"Oh, don't cry, don't cry." Ye Ling said while stroking Xie Shuangchen's head indifferently.

"Hey——" the students have all learned it.

Xie Shuangchen said dumbfoundingly: "Anyway, I respect Teacher Ye very much in private. I also respect the audience including everyone. I said at the beginning that everyone is a high-achieving student. If you want to learn how to build airplanes and rockets, you are capable. I am older than me. I can’t give lectures to everyone. I can only stand here and talk about cross talk to everyone, so that everyone can learn more about our traditional culture. If you don’t know who you are, you will fall in love with this art. If you learn it, you will not be able to find a job in the future After that, I can also talk about cross talk.”

Ye Ling said: "How can someone from Beihang University not be able to find a job?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Didn't you come to talk about cross talk once you were in Tsinghua University?"

Ye Ling waved her hand: "This matter cannot be passed."

"That's all I said. Besides, are all the people present here from Beihang University?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"No!" Someone shouted, and then they all called out which school they came from.

"Hey, you are the Xueyuan Road Alliance? Are there so many students who are not from Beihang University?" Xie Shuangchen pointed at the door and suddenly said, "Security! Get them all arrested!"

Ye Ling said: "It is said that you can only come in with a student ID card, how many fake IDs do you have?"

Feng Feifei sat beside Shi Xiangcheng and poked her with her arm: "Sister Sausage, they are mocking you!"

"...It's almost done." Shi Xiangcheng supported his forehead.

Xie Shuangchen was just joking with everyone, and then said: "We usually wear coats when we talk about cross talk in the theater. Maybe everyone's inherent concept of cross talk is two old men in gray coats, one standing inside the table and the other standing outside the table. Then we talked about it. We didn't wear coats on purpose today, if I didn't say it, you would definitely not know that I am talking about cross talk."

The students deliberately replied: "I feel it!"

"Is it okay? Are you so disrespectful?" Xie Shuangchen pretended to be angry and knocked on the table, "How about promoting traditional culture?"

The students found it very amusing to tease him, and Xie Shuangchen really made the students laugh, gave them the reaction they wanted, and made them happy.

"All right, all right, don't smash it, it belongs to the public house." Ye Ling said, "How many performances do you have to perform before you can afford it?"

Someone shouted: "Shut it up and don't leave!"

The voice was rough, and it was shouted by a big brother. The audience was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

Xie Shuangchen pretended to be helpless, Ye Ling then said: "It seems that there are really few girls in Beihang University, even this will not be let go."

"What can you do if you detain me?" Xie Shuangchen asked intentionally.

"Say cross talk!"

"That won't work." Xie Shuangchen said, "We all sell our bodies but not our art."

Ye Ling said: "Don't talk about it, this is a school, pay attention to the ideological and moral construction of students, okay?"

"Okay, okay, serious for a second!" Xie Shuangchen made a gesture to silence, "It's not hard to see that we actually pay more attention to the interaction with the audience during the chat, so that the audience feels that we are not only listening to cross talk, It’s a good feeling to be involved in an event. In a more fashionable way, this is called an 'immersive experience'. You sit here, and the cross talk is not funny, and the actors ignore you. It's so boring and embarrassing, you won't buy a ticket to come in tomorrow. The audience is very smart now, and everyone knows what I spend the money on. Of course, I don't mean that we said on stage You can pick up everything, it’s not good to plan work, and it’s not good to be too noisy so that the actors can’t continue to perform. Good interaction can make a show fuller and mobilize the atmosphere.”

"Cross talk has a history of more than 100 years. In 2008, cross talk became a national intangible cultural heritage. I think this is a mixed news." Xie Shuangchen said, "The good news is that it can be used as a The attitude of art and culture has been protected and promoted by policies, but the worry is that it is already endangered and needs to be protected. Students, there are cross talk shows every Spring Festival Gala, such as Xingshan folk songs, Liaozhai slang, Yongxin shield dance is an intangible cultural heritage that has never been heard of before. This kind of thing is even more embarrassing. The school can go out and pull a cross talk talker to tell you. What about these traditional cultural items? I’m afraid it’s hard to find gone."

"Cross talk is a comprehensive subject. If you want to talk about cross talk, you have to learn a lot of other things. For example, I have studied Peking Opera allegro with a teacher since I was a child, and this teacher Ye next to me..." Xie Shuangchen just wanted to say Ye Ling realized that Ye Ling didn't seem to have learned anything.

"I learned how to burn boilers from a teacher." Ye Ling continued.

"Tsinghua can burn boilers, and it's also a famous teacher who produces excellent apprentices." Xie Shuangchen laughed, and continued, "The kid sitting below us is about the same age as your freshman. His name is Feng Feifei, and he studies drama criticism. Do you know Pingju? It is also an intangible cultural heritage." He said to Feng Feifei, "Come on, come on, let's sing a song for everyone? Welcome, students!"

If she were the former Feng Feifei, she would definitely not be on stage.But since he went to see Yao Sheng's performance and heard Yao Sheng's words, many things had a wonderful reaction in his brain.He walked quickly onto the stage to face everyone present. The girls all liked him because he was tall and had cat-like eyes. He was extremely cute and exuded an unrivaled youthful air.

"I'll sing one for everyone..." Feng Feifei thought for a while and said, "Let's sing "Yutangchun"." He took a breath and sang: "Su San left Hongdong County, I will kneel in front of the street. It's so miserable to never speak openly, gentlemen in the past listen to me..." This is Danjiao'er's play, and Feng Feifei sings without any pressure.

After finishing the song, there was applause from the audience, Feng Feifei bowed and ran down.Shi Xiangcheng said to him: "Young man, yes, singing Su San can bring out the taste of Young Master Su."

Feng Feifei said: "I just want to lower the barrier to entry."

On the stage, Xie Shuangchen said: "The story of "Yutangchun" is well-known to everyone, perhaps few people have heard of Pingju Opera, but the singing style of Peking Opera is the most familiar to everyone."

Ye Ling said: "Then you learn."

Xie Shuangchen really learned. When he sang, everyone suddenly realized that this passage was a classic aria, and it was also written into popular songs by modern pop musicians. Everyone could sing a few lines.

"Look, many popular things now come from old things. If you change a method, everyone will like it very much." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "So in the cross talk just now, I spoke dialects and dramas, and I couldn't You guys don’t like to listen to operas alone. We haven’t heard those arias very much. We will try our best to capture some popular materials in the process of adaptation. If you like Two-dimensional, then I will say maid restaurant, you guys I like to watch "Tomb Raider Notes", so I will learn to speak Hangzhou dialect Wu Xie, I have to watch whatever is popular on the Internet, including the jokes that are very popular on the Internet, because I am familiar with it, everyone will listen to it cordially..."

Everyone thought that Xie Shuangchen would say something about sublimating the theme next, but unexpectedly Xie Shuangchen said: "I really broke my heart because of you!"

Everyone support the amount.

"Aren't you copying Weibo jokes?" Ye Ling said.

"No." Xie Shuangchen said, "There is also Douyin."

He talked a lot, vividly and interestingly, and explained the living conditions of the current traditional culture to everyone. From the popularity of the Yongping Society on the Internet, he analyzed how traditional culture should be close to the current life and be accepted by the public.

One, two, three, four, five are very eloquent, and it can even be said that they are talking and laughing.

"I only know that he is very good at nonsense." Shi Xiangcheng said to Feng Feifei, "Now this energy of citing others...what are you doing?"

Feng Feifei said: "Ms. Ye must have written the manuscript for him!"

"Exactly!" Shi Xiangcheng said, "I said this grandson is pretending to be a wolf with a big tail!"

Xie Shuangchen did type up the draft, and the draft was indeed written by Ye Ling.It's just that Ye Ling just polished it up to make his speech more provocative, instead of talking about it with others.

"I hope that our excellent culture can be passed on and carried forward. It is not something high on the top, it needs to fit the aesthetics of contemporary audiences. Similarly, everyone can try to walk into it. The students are still very young, and they are fun to watch. They are all the trendiest things, perhaps with the addition of such fresh blood, traditional art can glow with new brilliance." Xie Shuangchen said, "Thank you everyone."

The students were excited and applauded one by one.

Young people are so full of vigor, they will be moved by the blood, and then create the blood.

Next came the questioning session. Some students stood up and asked some more routine questions, such as how to get started for fans, how to learn cross talk, whether cross talk can make money to support their families, and so on.Xie Shuangchen answered all of them.

A boy asked: "Excuse me, is the recruitment condition of Yongping Club based on appearance?"

"No, we all look at ability." Xie Shuangchen said, "The new batch of actors recruited this year can look like anything. Looking good is not a kind of ability, but being good-looking and attracting audiences is a kind of ability. You are so tall and cold, you can't save face and let go of the burden of being an idol, then you can't do what we do."

The boy asked: "Then do you think Teacher Ye is a very cold person?"

"This is the stage style." Xie Shuangchen glanced at Ye Ling, "However, no matter how cold and cold a person is, share the wave with others."

Ye Ling said, "I'll kick you."

Xie Shuangchen surrendered with a smile, everyone thought he was joking.

A girl stood up and asked boldly, "Mr. Xie, may I ask what is your relationship with Mr. Ye?"

There was an ambiguous voice from the crowd.

Xie Shuangchen smiled and asked, "Do you really want to know?"

"I think!" The girl nodded sincerely.

Shi Xiangcheng complained: "It's not good to ask this, it's a ghost if you can ask it."

Feng Feifei said: "Didn't he always claim that the two of them are real? Why are people still asking?"

"Probably don't give up." Shi Xiangcheng analyzed, "Meng is very metaphysical. Sometimes when the master and the master fight each other, it will make people think that there is sugar in the sword and the cuteness is so cute. People like them who are greasy and crooked are really fake. But there are always exceptions to everything, when the false is true, the true is also false, and the true is false, and the false is also true, maybe this ignorant girl has been confused by your little fifth master and no longer knows whether the truth is true or false, so come and ask. "

"It's so complicated." Feng Feifei was dizzy.

"Just watch." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I think Xie Thief will definitely make things more complicated for you."

"Do you really want to know?" Xie Shuangchen also asked the girl sincerely, "Then before I tell you, you have to promise me one thing."

"Okay." The girl nodded sharply.

Xie Shuangchen said: "I'll tell you quietly, but you can't tell others what I told you. Can you keep this a secret?"

The girl said: "Yes!"

Xie Shuangchen smiled and said, "Then I can too."

"Cut." Shi Xiangcheng rolled his eyes, "Have you seen it?"

Feng Feifei nodded: "It's all routine, I've learned it."

The author says:

In the end, the "I can too" stalk may have been used by some celebrity, but I forgot who it was.I don't have any thoughts about the grievances and grievances in the Beijing university circle, just let everyone laugh it off.