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Ye Ling was woken up first, his consciousness has not yet gathered, he pushed Xie Shuangchen and said in a daze: "Telephone."

"Hmm..." Xie Shuangchen put his arms around Ye Ling, unwilling to wake up, "Alarm clock."

"It's still ringing, annoying." Ye Ling complained.

Xie Shuangchen finally woke up. Looking at the unfamiliar numbers on the caller ID, although he felt that they must be selling insurance to get loans, he got through habitually.

"Who?" he asked.

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Xie Shuangchen?" A young voice asked politely.

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen was confused, "What did you say? Thank you, sir? Did you make a typo?"

That person let out a "hey" and asked, "Is he the person in charge of the Yongping Society? It says this on the business card..."

"Who are you?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"My name is Li Ke." The man said, "I am a student who graduated from the Tianjin Opera School. I submitted my resume to the Wing Ping Agency, but there was no news. I want to call and ask what's going on. Are you Xie Shuangchen?"

"I am." Xie Shuangchen asked, "Why do you have my phone number?"

Li Ke said: "Last year you went to Tianjin to watch the show and gave it to me. Fortunately, you fooled me into going to Beijing. Did you forget?"

"Forgot." Xie Shuangchen turned on the amplifier and asked Ye Ling in a low voice, "Do you have any impression?"

Ye Ling sat up, scratched her messy hair, and said, "I have a little impression."

Xie Shuangchen asked: "Is there any impression on your resume?"

Ye Ling thought about it again, and said, "It seems that Xiangcheng threw it out casually."

"Hey! My aunt is really good." Xie Shuangchen said to Li Ke, "Then what, boy, where are you now?"

"Tianjin." Li Ke replied.

"That's just right. I'm also in Tianjin. Let's see if you have time this afternoon. Make an appointment to chat?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Okay!"

"I remember you had a partner? Is he with you?"

"Yes, I'll call him." Li Ke said.

The two parties agreed on the time and place, and the matter hit it off.Xie Shuangchen hung up the phone and nestled back into the quilt again, hugging Ye Ling and trying to sleep again.

"You're really easy to call." Ye Ling said, "If someone asks you out, you go out."

"When I was talking just now, I remembered who that Li Ke was." Xie Shuangchen said, "Damn it, at that time, it seemed that my business card was written as CEO Xie Shuangchen, and people didn't care if my name was Mr. Xie? I'm a kid now. ..."

Ye Ling smiled: "You are about the same age as him, do you call him a child?"

"I've been working for a long time!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Who is not a child?"

Ye Ling also shrank into the quilt. A dry and warm quilt is the greatest spiritual sustenance for every bedridden person, especially when there is a warm body next to her.

"Boss Yao and the others left?" Ye Ling asked in a muffled voice.

"Yeah." Xie Shuangchen said, "I was looking at my phone just now, and he sent me a message in the morning saying that he had returned to Beijing, oh yes, Second Miss also left with them."

"what happened?"

"Who knows." Xie Shuangchen yawned, "Maybe he doesn't want to affect our two lives."

Yawning was contagious, Ye Ling also yawned, stretched under the quilt, and said, "Maybe it's too boring to be with us."

Xie Shuangchen said: "You are really capable of talking about a boring cross talk talk."

Ye Ling said: "I feel that I am a very boring person in private."

Xie Shuangchen said: "What's the use of talking about repairing the boiler?"

Ye Ling said: "Perhaps you should tip more?"

"You really answer everything." Xie Shuangchen hugged Ye Ling, plunged into Ye Ling's arms and rubbed.Ye Ling opened her eyes, and asked helplessly, "What are you doing? Didn't you mean to go back to sleep?"

"I'm thinking." Xie Shuangchen said, "What kind of exam questions will I give those two kids this afternoon?"

"What do you study in drama school?" Ye Ling asked.

"I don't know, I've never been to that kind of class." Xie Shuangchen said, "Speaking, learning, and singing have to be tested."

Ye Ling said: "You don't need to bother."

"Why?" Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm strictly selecting talents for the Wing Ping Club!"

"But is there anyone interviewing cross talk artists in McDonald's and asking them to perform four homework on the spot?" Ye Ling pointed out the problem.

"Uh..." Xie Shuangchen said, "I like the little toys that McDonald's has recently released for children's playground meals."

"Stay here." Ye Ling didn't bother to talk to him.

Xie Shuangchen likes places like McDonald's very much.

When he was a student, he often spent the last few days of his vacation at a McDonald's near his home, ordering a plate of big potatoes, and copying each other's homework with his classmates.In his world view, this is a very free world, as long as you don't suddenly take off your pants and shit, you can do anything.

When he asked Li Ke in this kind of place, he really just said it casually. He didn't know where Tianjin was, but he didn't expect Li Ke to be unambiguous, and agreed instantly.

It is also possible.

There are many people everywhere on holidays, Xie Shuangchen sat bored in the innermost seat of McDonald's, pulled the brim of his baseball cap, and yawned.

"Gou Xiujin is a mother." Ye Ling spoke Tianjin dialect, and put the Children's Paradise meal on the table with a "smack", "Your meal."

Xie Shuangchen was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"Eat yours." Ye Ling switched back to Mandarin.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Pay attention to the maintenance of your noble and glamorous personality, a top student of Tsinghua University!"

Ye Ling said: "No one knows me, what's wrong? Don't put the burden of your own idol on me, ah no, no one knows you."

"Really?" Xie Shuangchen asked a little frustrated.

"Really." Ye Ling said, "You are not a big star like Ming Cheng who is famous all over the world, who wants to know you in real life."

"Then do you think that Mingcheng is the prettiest or me?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"He wears makeup." Ye Ling said, "You don't wear makeup."

Xie Shuangchen said: "I call Qing Shui Chu Fu Rong to make up naturally. I am naturally beautiful and hard to give up. Looking back, I smile at Bai Meisheng. But if you like makeup, I will also put on big eyeliner tomorrow."

"Don't disgust me." Ye Ling said, "Then he looks good."

"You actually cheated on me in front of me?" Xie Shuangchen exclaimed.

Ye Ling asked: "Then just co-operate behind your back?"

"That won't work." Xie Shuangchen said, "You can't help but like me."

"Let's eat your children's paradise meal." Ye Ling replied helplessly.

The two handsome guys are always very eye-catching when they are together. Anyone who passes by can't help but take a second look, but no one immediately knows who Xie Shuangchen is.Although he is very famous on the Internet, in reality, the public is familiar with those characters who are active on TV every day. At most, Xie Shuangchen will feel familiar to him, but he may not be able to react immediately.

So Xie Shuangchen was very calm. He felt that he was just an entertainer, but not a celebrity.

"Thank you... thank you..." A young man came over and asked tentatively.

"Xie Shuangchen." Xie Shuangchen replied.Seeing this person, he recalled the scene of last year in his mind. "Are you Li Ke?" He asked.

"Yeah." Li Ke nodded.

"Ye Ling." Xie Shuangchen pointed to Ye Ling, "Just call him Teacher Ye."

Li Ke was puzzled, but he also called out: "Ms. Ye."

Ye Ling said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, just call him by name."

Xie Shuangchen said with a smile: "That's fine, call me by name now, if you really come to our club later, maybe what you'll be called in the future."

Ye Ling wanted to hit Xie Shuangchen very much, why could this person say such things in front of a stranger so shamelessly?

But Li Ke didn't know and couldn't understand the meaning of what they said, so he said "haha" twice, pretending not to be so embarrassed.

After a while, his partner Qiu Ming also came.

"It's just you two, right?" Xie Shuangchen said, "You two introduce yourself."

Ye Ling said: "Are you really applying for a job? Are you introducing yourself? Why don't you submit your resume first?"

"Ah, yes, did you two bring your resume?" Xie Shuangchen asked again.

"What's the matter with you?" Ye Ling said.

"Don't make trouble, CEO's dignity." Xie Shuangchen said.

Ye Ling said: "Don't be poor!"

Before Li Ke and Qiu Ming were bothered, the two began to sing together. What kind of occupational disease is this?

"Well, my name is Li Ke, and I'm a joker." Li Ke said quickly, "This is Qiu Ming, my fanboy. Both of us graduated from Tianjin Opera School. After graduation, we have been talking in teahouses in Tianjin, that is The last time I met you..."

Xie Shuangchen said: "You talked well in Tianjin, why did you suddenly think about coming to us? Why didn't you agree when I gave you your business cards?"

"Who knows if you are a liar." Qiu Ming said, "We only found out about you later on the Internet."

"Dumped by my artistic talent?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Oh no." Li Ke added, "I saw you and Second Master Yang arguing. It's quite fierce."

"..." Xie Shuangchen was speechless, and he added another crime to Yang Shuanglin in his heart - spreading his family ugliness.

How could it be possible for the younger generation of actors to not know how great Xie Shuangchen's figure is, how profound his artistic attainments are, and just remember this short story?

"Is it because of these?" Ye Ling said, "We are a place to talk about cross talk, not a place to teach people to fight and swear. You should count on this... I think you should not count on it."

"How can you, Mrs. Ye!" Seeing that Ye Ling's attitude had changed, Li Ke immediately changed his name to a friendly one, "We two brothers, it's not too much fun to stay here enough. The previous performances of the Yongping Society We both watched the video, and we both like that style. You are young, you just have to try every possibility, isn’t it just that you are recruiting people now? So I submitted my resume... We were very confident at first, We can continue to act in Tianjin, so it won’t be impossible to get along in Beijing, right? I didn’t expect that after submitting my resume, nothing would come of it. I heard that some actors have already received interview notices. I made a phone call to ask. Coincidentally, both of you are in Tianjin, this is really fate, and the marriage is destined to be linked by a thread..."

"Come on, I know you can talk." Xie Shuangchen said, "Where are so many flirtatious words coming from?"

Li Ke smiled and said, "I'm used to it."

"That's fine." Xie Shuangchen said, "Then you two have a job."

"Ah?" Li Ke and Qiu Ming were a little taken aback, "What are you here for?"

Xie Shuangchen thought for a while, clapped his hands, and said, "It's better to choose a job than to be a job. Since we are in McDonald's today, let's make a "Business Theory" and ask to put McDonald's or something related to it. What do you think?" ?”

"This..." The two of Li Qiu showed embarrassment.

"What's the matter?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Aren't you actors with no acting experience? My request is not complicated, right?"

"It's not complicated..." Li Ke said, "It's just a little sudden."

"Then there are more sudden ones." Xie Shuangchen said, "In a while, let's go to the door of McDonald's to perform, and you can still attract more than ten audiences to stop and listen to you, then you two will pack up your things today and return to Beijing with me. , if you can’t, think about it again.”

"We didn't talk about it on the street!" Qiu Ming said, "You are a bit too forceful, aren't you?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "Is there any? I think this is the basic skill."

Li Ke asked: "Why, don't you have nothing to do? Organize the activities of remembering bitterness and thinking about sweetness, and regularly perform on the street? Isn't there a garden, why do you still perform outside? You can't do it because we didn't talk to you on purpose. Are you making things difficult for us?"

"Otherwise?" Xie Shuangchen said very frankly, "I'm very small."

There was no reaction on Ye Ling's face, and he was calm, but in his heart he was so helpless that he wanted to laugh.How can Xie Shuangchen be calm, he is simply shameless, how can someone put the word "bad guy" on his face?

Xie Shuangchen's words made Li Ke and Qiu Ming feel a little embarrassed, Qiu Ming was already unhappy, and Li Ke still wanted to find some room for turning around.

Xie Shuangchen said: "You can completely think that I am trying to overwhelm others. Although everyone talks about it in the garden now, the ancestors all started from the ground. You can talk about it from the street to the theater. That's how you can stand it. The two of you What do you think of me now? The audience loves it. If you say something trendy, you will be followed by fans. When I was poor and no one was watching, I also accumulated popularity with performances on the street.”

Ye Lingxin said, at the beginning, I didn't know who was unwilling to put down the ground, so you just pretended.

Xie Shuangchen continued to act as his life mentor: "When you talk about cross talk, you eat with open mouth, and all the people who come here are customers, and you can say it anywhere. It doesn't mean that you are a cross talk actor when you put on a coat and stand behind the table. We rely on our ability. It’s not the cover of clothes, tables, fans, and theater. I don’t care what kind of people you are in the audience, but if you want to go on stage, you can’t be shameless.”

What he said caused Li Ke and Qiu Ming to fall into deep thought. Ye Ling looked at the time and said to the two of them: "It is 02:30 in the afternoon, and we are going back to Beijing by train at [-] o'clock. We will go to the train station from here." It's about half an hour, that is to say, it's an hour even if you think about it and play it."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Why don't we leave after this Children's Paradise meal?"

"Don't!" Li Ke and Qiu Ming looked at each other, "act!"

The weather in Tianjin in May is already very good. Because it is close to the inland sea, the climate is slightly wetter than Beijing, which is very suitable for outdoor sports.

For example, having dinner with friends, exercising, going fishing by the river, talking cross talk, etc.

Li Ke and Qiu Ming were not in the mood to appreciate the spring and white snow. Standing in front of McDonald's, they were like college students who were ready to take out a dozen flyers from their pockets and distribute them all over the world.

You look at me, I look at you, how strange it is.

Never played on the street before!What to do?

The two of them stood alone, neither sorting out their chaotic thoughts, nor overcoming the embarrassment of suddenly talking about cross talk on the street.

Weak, poor, helpless.

Ye Ling and Xie Shuangchen stood far away, Ye Ling held a Coke in his hand, Xie Shuangchen gnawed on his pie and said, "Ms. Ye, how long do you think they will stay like this?"

"I don't know." Ye Ling said, "Maybe you will be a little nervous when going into the sea for the first time?"

"What about you?" Xie Shuangchen said, "I think you were very calm back then."

Ye Ling said with a smile: "I'm just a joker, why don't I do anything, just stand by and see what you can't say?"

"...All right." Xie Shuangchen said.