哏儿
Chapter 48
"you……"
Before Feng Feiluan could ask the question, Yao Sheng dragged her into his study.
The study room is very large, one wall is a bookcase, and the other wall is hung with huqin and other musical instruments commonly used in opera.The remaining wall has windows, which are not big, and the other wall has nothing, and the color is painted very dark.
Yao Sheng put down the curtain, turned on the projector, connected to his computer, and said, "This is some staged rehearsal demo of ours, it's in the rehearsal room."
Feng Feiluan looked at the content of the picture carefully, Yao Sheng was still dressed in casual clothes, only wearing sleeves outside, but his smile was especially charming.
The content of the rehearsal was incoherent, segment by segment, but Feng Feiluan already roughly knew the basic plot and style of this "Song of Everlasting Sorrow".He has never seen this kind of performance before, just such a rough rehearsal has already brought him a very novel experience, so if you add stage lighting, music...
How wonderful would that be?
"It's roughly like this." Yao Sheng pulled the progress back, "The cut music is here for one hour, which is a relatively important link, corresponding to 'slow singing, slow dancing, condensed silk and bamboo, the king can't see enough all day long. Fishing The yangguo is agitating to come, startling the neon clothes and feathers song' these two lines. In fact, I think the original tune is a bit gentle, and it doesn't reflect the ups and downs of the plot's sharp turn."
"Well, there are some." Feng Feiluan nodded and said, "The combination of musical instruments is too gentle, it would be better to use plucked string instruments."
"Pipa?" Yao Sheng asked.
"The guitar will be better." Feng Feiluan said, "In fact, including the music arrangement of the previous modern part, I personally don't think it is necessary to completely abandon traditional instruments and add a little old-fashioned timbre. The connection of the whole movement will be more natural. Those color schemes The instruments don’t have to be obvious, just have a little bit of sound, you don’t even need to hear it in one ear, but the feeling will be different.”
With a word that awakened the dreamer, Yao Sheng clapped his hands, went to fetch the huqin hanging on the wall, and sat down to play the qin.Feng Feiluan pressed his hand, said with a smile: "It's too late, this voice is very loud, it will alarm the people around."
"It's okay, my study has been specially soundproofed." Yao Sheng got up and closed the partition of the window, and the room immediately entered a sealed state, "Don't worry, I can't even hear the disco."
Feng Feiluan asked: "Can you play the piano?"
"Yes, I have learned a little bit in civil and martial arts." Yao Sheng dragged back the progress of the video and played it again, "I always feel that this part is not very smooth, let me drag it, you listen." He dragged In a short paragraph, Feng Feiluan gave his intuitive thoughts after listening to it, and Yao Sheng suddenly realized, it seemed that those things that made him feel confused before became clear all of a sudden.
Although Feng Feiluan was born in Pingju, she has dabbled in several major genres and has a very solid foundation.Even when talking about Peking Opera with Yao Sheng, he is not shy at all, and even has many unique views of his own.Yao Sheng and Feng Feiluan chatted more and more speculatively, and there was a feeling of seeing each other and hating it late.
"Why don't you continue singing?" Yao Sheng said regretfully.
"I've said it before, my acting qualifications are not high." Feng Feiluan said with a smile, "It's just that I have learned a lot of theoretical knowledge, and I can chat with people a few times, just pretending."
"Then you come to play in a band and play rock?" Yao Sheng joked, "Your personality doesn't look like you play rock at all."
Feng Feiluan said: "Is there any personality required to play rock? Music is a free thing, and there are no labels to define it. Some people think that being flamboyant, irritable and rebellious is rock and roll, but when you listen to Beatles music, they wear suits Like a gentleman, don't they rock? Rock 'n' roll is an attitude of being yourself, be what you are, and don't put a label on yourself. It's ok if you think you're cool, not 'I play rebellious grumpy rock'n'roll So I'm cool', it's different."
"You are indeed different from musicians in the general sense. You are very polite, cultured, and kind to others. I think no one will dislike you." Yao Sheng said: "Maybe you are not suitable for Singing, but it is suitable for creating. Many of your ideas are very good, and the most important thing is that you can combine many things that were originally irrelevant."
Feng Feiluan said: "I'm not as good as you, at least I don't have those unconstrained imaginations. And as far as music is concerned, I can only express my own opinion. I'm not a professional music producer, so what I said For things, you'd better ask the opinions of your professional teachers over there before doing it."
"No, I hope that what you said will be implemented as it is." Yao Sheng said, "Opera is just an element for music producers. That is to say, everyone pays attention to it in different ways, can you understand what I mean?"
"Understood." Feng Feiluan took down another pipa from the wall, and said, "The song I said just now, 'Shocking the Clothes and Feathers', can be transferred from the guitar to the pipa, like this." His fingers were on the strings When he fiddled up, it was noisy like rain when it was fast, and it was like whispering when it was slow. His hands played the piano all the year round, and there were thick calluses on his fingertips, so there was no obstacle at all when he plucked the strings.In just a short paragraph, Yao Sheng was thrilled and clapped his hands repeatedly.
"That's how it feels!" Yao Sheng was very excited. He wandered around the room several times, then rushed out to get wine, poured it on himself and Feng Feiluan, and insisted on having another drink with him. The road, the willows are dark, the flowers are bright, and there is another village. Listen to what you said today, win..." He paused, and made up a sentence, "Better than idlers and others who force you to say [-] words, be taught, be taught, come, cheers!"
Feng Feiluan took the cup and touched Yao Sheng, but said: "It's just a little effort, needless to say it's so grand."
"But it really helped me a lot." Yao Sheng said, "Is there anything else you want to do recently? Do you want to come to my place to see? If you want, I can invite you to perform Music supervisor?"
"Me?" Feng Feiluan was a little surprised, "This job is too professional, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. I'm an anonymous person, it's not good for you to get me there suddenly, it's hard to convince everyone."
"Excessive modesty is pride. If I say you can do it, you can do it." Yao Sheng said, "You don't have to worry about other things. I've always been a dictator. If you agree with others, stay or leave."
"This……"
Seeing that Feng Feiluan hesitated, Yao Sheng said sincerely: "The main reason is that it is really difficult to find someone who understands opera and music. It is really difficult for this person to chat with me. You don't need Write some music score by hand, I can find a lot of people to write for you, I need your ideas. I can hear that you have something to express." He tapped his temple with his finger, "I Everything I do is for expression, because I am not convinced. I often wonder if I can get to where I am today if I sing in a down-to-earth manner. I don’t think so, who would listen to mere singing? Assisting in other people's works, doing various cross-border activities... I have done so much, I just want more people to know that I am such a famous person, so that they know that I am an opera singer. Look, Xie Shuangchen and his second senior brother said He is nondescript, so how come I haven’t been criticized by old gentlemen and old fanciers? But the facts have proved that I am successful. I can sell tens of thousands of tickets for a performance, and the scalpers outside can ask for prices. The most wonderful performance for my audience, I let more people know that Peking Opera is really beautiful and sounds good. She should show different postures over time, open her arms to embrace everything, instead of being placed in a cold art The museum is for future generations to look up to."
The more Yao Sheng spoke, the more excited he became, the effects of alcohol had gradually appeared on his face.He was not drunk, but the corners of his eyes and cheeks were a little red, like a layer of rouge, extremely gorgeous, but without the slightest charm, generous and eye-catching.Coupled with Yao Sheng's impassioned speech, Feng Feiluan had mixed feelings in his heart.
"Fei Luan." Yao Sheng stood up straight and said to Feng Fei Luan seriously, "Would you like to do something big with me?"
Feng Feiluan thought for a moment, then nodded and said: "You are so sincerely invited, I really don't know how to flatter you if I refuse. Since you don't dislike it, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient."
Yao Sheng laughed and drank three cups with Feng Feiluan.
A bottle of wine was bottomed out, it was already halfway through the night, but the two of them were tireless, they took out all their stuff, chatted and played, Feng Feiluan lowered his head to record on the paper, and then played the piano, Yao Sheng chatted to the point of excitement He can also sing a few lines, he has a bit of a cold and his voice is not in very good condition, but he has a special style.
The two of them sang and sang, and they didn't feel sleepy until dawn. Neither of them wanted to move half a step, so they fell asleep on the small bed in the study with their clothes on.
So Yao Sheng overslept as soon as he woke up, and delayed the next day's work.
His phone was broken and he didn't get a new one. No one could find him. In a hurry, his manager Li Xinran drove all the way to their house to knock on the door.
Feng Feifei was called up, and went to open the door impatiently. Seeing that it was Yao Sheng's manager sister, although she was still angry after getting up, he didn't dare to make a mistake.
"Where's Boss Yao?" Li Xinran asked while walking inside.
"I don't know." Feng Feifei said, "I didn't see him, didn't he go to work?"
Li Xinran shook his head: "I can't get through on the phone, and I can't find it anywhere, so I'll go home first to have a look. Did he go home last night?"
"He's back." Feng Feifei said, "But I don't know if he left in the morning."
"Then..." Li Xinran pushed open the door of the study, it was pitch black inside, she subconsciously turned on the light.The moment the room was illuminated, the two people in Xiaotao were sleeping in the dark, and there was still a smell of alcohol in the room.
Li Xinran and Feng Feifei froze in place.
"Hey, my horn!" Li Xinran yelled and ran over to wake Yao Sheng up.The movement in this voice was really not small, even Feng Feiluan woke up from fright.
"Well...why..." Yao Sheng was dragged up by Li Xinran, without opening his eyes, he said hoarsely, "Isn't today the weekend..."
"What weekend! Today is the rehearsal time you set for yourself." Li Xinran said, "Hurry up and wake up! There is a whole room of people waiting! What's wrong with your voice? It's all hoarse!"
Yao Sheng opened his eyes and looked at Li Xinran in a daze for a while, as if he was trying to identify her face, his consciousness gradually returned.
"Fuck!" Yao Sheng stood up suddenly, coughed twice, and said with difficulty, "I've slept through! You wait, I'll brush my teeth and wash my face and I'll be leaving right away!" He just walked out a few steps , and immediately turned back to pull Feng Feiluan, "Feiluan, you come with me."
Feng Feiluan's mind was also muddled, she didn't even think about it, she let Yao Sheng drag her around.
The two of them were quick, and it didn't take long to wash up. Li Xinran looked at the miserable state of the two of them, put on their clothes, and said, "Let's go, I'll drive."
Then the three left, leaving Feng Feifei alone in a daze.
Just... what happened?
Feng Feifei didn't understand why his brother got together with Yao Sheng until the night when he went to perform in the small garden.In the beginning, he definitely didn't think much about it, but with the gay stories of Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling first, and Yao Sheng's nerves are not normal at all... Feng Feifei felt a little chilly, and there was a sentence in the allegro book on stage. Not posted.
"This is a serious stage accident for you." Feng Feifei stepped off the stage, Yang Qirui and Chen Xu came on stage, Xie Shuangchen sat in the background and molested Feng Feifei, "What are you thinking? I haven't seen you like this before... Oh, hello Chunnuanhua Are you thinking of Chuner?"
"Can you shut up?" Feng Feifei looked unhappy.
"Stop making trouble with him." Ye Ling poked Xie Shuangchen's forehead, sat down and asked Feng Feifei, "Boss Yao didn't make trouble last night, right?"
"No." Feng Feifei had a bad attitude towards Xie Shuangchen, but she restrained herself to Ye Ling and was very respectful.He hesitated a bit when he spoke, as if he still had a follow-up, Ye Ling asked, "Do you have something to say?"
Feng Feifei asked confusedly: "Yao Sheng... he doesn't have any special hobbies, does he?"
Xie Shuangchen thought for a while, and said, "Would it count to put on costumes for the stage and set up a whole room?"
Feng Feifei immediately thought of Yao Sheng's little black house that was comparable to Blue Beard's, shivered, shook her head and said, "It doesn't count."
"That's gone." Xie Shuangchen said, "According to my observation of him, he doesn't have any special hobbies, except that his taste is a bit vulgar."
Ye Ling could tell that Feng Feifei definitely didn't want to ask this question: "You might as well just say what you have to say."
"I saw him sleeping with my eldest brother this morning, and I found it very strange." Feng Feifei said, "At first I didn't think it was anything, but you two made it up, I...I really can't Looking straight ahead."
Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling looked at each other, Xie Shuangchen laughed "puchi" and said, "What are you thinking? Although I didn't think I would be with a man before I met Mr. Ye, but you You can't judge everyone based on such a small probability event? Maybe the two of you are just chatting and sleepy lying down and sleeping together. Why is your little head full of yellow waste? Even your own brother will not let it go, It’s also dead.”
"I don't want to either!" Feng Feifei said, "It's all up to you!"
"Homophobia means deep closet." Xie Shuangchen said, "Do you want to think about why no one else thinks about something, but you think about it?"
Feng Feifei's face turned red instantly, and she wanted to fight Xie Shuangchen angrily.
"Okay, don't tease him all the time." Ye Ling said, "Such an older child is just in puberty, why do you have to hook him up? Who is to blame if he leads him wrong?" He said to Feng Feifei again, "He's kidding you, don't take it seriously. It's natural to have curious associations about things you don't know. If you want to know, just ask yourself. It doesn't matter whether you guess right or wrong, adults As long as the communication between them is voluntary and equal, there is nothing to be criticized, understand?"
Feng Feifei murmured, "Ms. Ye, I think they are even more strange when I ask you to say that."
"Look." Xie Shuangchen spread his hands to Ye Ling, "You educated people make sense, but he, a little illiterate, can't understand it at all."
Ye Ling said: "From tomorrow onwards, read and study for me!" He glanced aside, and Cai Xunshang and Lu Xunhan, who were listening to gossip, immediately pretended to be okay, as if they hadn't heard anything. something happens.
Shi Xiangcheng ran to the backstage in a hurry, accidentally bumped into a chair with an "oops", and almost fell down.
Xie Shuangchen asked, "What?"
"There is trouble at the front desk." Shi Xiangcheng said.
"Huh?" Everyone was a little surprised.
Xie Shuangchen stood up and said, "This is the first time I've heard of troubles after opening for so long. Are we... popular?"
"What are you pushing?" Xie Shuangchen could be sent to grandma's house for such a serious matter, Shi Xiangcheng wanted to roll his eyes immediately.
"Tell me first." Ye Ling said, "What's going on?"
Shi Xiangcheng said: "It's just that the two elder brothers said it above, and there are always people digging down below. What are you talking about'."
Ye Ling asked: "What kind of person is it?"
"It's a new face." Shi Xiangcheng said, "It doesn't look very easy to provoke." She moved a little closer, and said in a low voice: "Shall I add some ingredients to their tea?"
"I can't rely on you, sister?" Xie Shuangchen said, "This is not a black shop."
"Go, you go to the front desk and watch, stay away from them." Ye Ling said to Shi Xiangcheng, "Let's listen in the background."
"Okay." Shi Xiangcheng was vigorous and not afraid of causing trouble, so he gave instructions to the people in the backstage and left.
Xie Shuangchen leaned against the entrance door, opened the curtain a little and looked, and sure enough, there was a table of four or five men in the middle, pointing like hooligans.
"What's going on?" Ye Ling asked.
"I don't know, let's have a look first." Xie Shuangchen replied.
The actors behind came on and off the stage one after another. Before Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling came on stage, the two of them figured out the rules.As long as it is the actors of the Yongping Society, those few people will pick and choose and curse. If they are external actors, they don't talk much.
I understand that it is aimed at the Yongping Society to smash the field!
"The visitor is not kind." Xie Shuangchen said.
Ye Ling nodded: "And I came prepared."
Lu Xunhan was so worried that he was about to die, and said, "Then what should we do? We won't fight? What if there is a fight? But don't make it big..."
"Shut up, Lao Han!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Even if you fight, you must be the one who is safe."
Cai Xunshang said, "Why do I feel like I was suddenly cueed?"
Yang Qirui said: "They are very familiar with these traditional activities. Knowing which piece to pick up will make the actors most speechless. You two should pay attention to playing "Lantern Riddles" after a while." This activity is quite traditional. Although the lantern riddles in it There are ever-changing ways of acting, but each actor has his own fixed habits. As long as he has acted in a few scenes, basically the changes will not be too big.Everyone knows the answer to the riddle, and it's quite simple to plan, it just depends on the quality of the audience.
Xie Shuangchen thought about it, and suddenly said to Ye Ling: "Ms. Ye, should we change jobs?"
Ye Ling asked: "What?"
"It's your new one, no one has heard of it." Xie Shuangchen said.
Ye Ling said: "We have never acted before, do you think it is suitable for today's occasion?"
"It doesn't matter whether it's suitable or not. It's all about acting anyway. It's better to hit the sun than choose the day." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "Why, don't you dare?"
Ye Ling also smiled and said, "What am I not afraid of?"
"That's fine, let's go, let's go meet." Xie Shuangchen put down his coat, and went to the stage with Ye Ling.
The two went up to the stage and bowed. Many audience members came for them. Some came up to give gifts. Xie Shuangchen called people out from the backstage, took the gifts and took them backstage. The stage was always clean.At the table in the middle, a man stopped a little girl who was about to come forward, and handed her a box for her to bring.The little girl didn't think much about it, and just brought it.
All this was seen by Xie Shuangchen. He had no expression on his face. Lu Xunhan asked Lu Xunhan to take the box down. He knocked on the surface of the box. Lu Xunhan immediately understood and took it away carefully.
"A lot of friends came today." Xie Shuangchen said, "The show just now was very good. It was the traditional cross talk "Crying Theory". I don't know the two actors very well, because it's not important."
Ye Ling said: "Well, you also know that they all come to see you?"
"Just think about it in your heart, why do you say it?" Xie Shuangchen said, "It makes people seem very proud."
"Did I... say it?" Ye Ling asked.
"No!" shouted the audience.
Ye Ling shrugged: "Look."
"All right, all right, I know you have been to school and are educated, so you like to run on people like us who have no education." Xie Shuangchen said, "Isn't it Tsinghua University? You didn't get into Oxbridge either."
"Isn't this far from home?" Ye Ling said very calmly, "If you want to open a branch school with Yang Liuqing, I can also try."
Xie Shuangchen said: "Is the New Year painting major at the School of Arts and Humanities at Yangqingliu University of Cambridge?"
Before Ye Ling could speak, a man below shouted, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Xie Shuangchen was a little surprised, not because someone found fault, but because the fault came too early.But he was already prepared, and said with a look of confusion: "Ah? Doesn't this speak human language? Did you not understand?" He asked the audience below, "Does everyone understand?"
The audience also found that table very annoying, and said in unison: "Understood!"
Xie Shuangchen smiled, then suddenly realized something, pointed at the table below with his hips crossed and said, "Which school are you from! Let me tell you that this is not your college road! Our direct descendants of Tsinghua University only accept challenges from Peking University." !"
"Don't mind, don't mind." Ye Ling stopped Xie Shuangchen, "Peking University isn't like that either."
Xie Shuangchen looked at Ye Ling.
Ye Ling continued: "The Beida Jade Bird is not like this either."
"That's Bei..." Xie Shuangchen was still looking for words.
"There are no long-distance bus stations in Beijing." Ye Ling said.
Xie Shuangchen said: "Then north...Beijing Women's College! There must be this place!"
"It's called the China Women's University." Ye Ling said, "It's all girls, and it's not safe if you don't recruit people from the society."
Everyone laughed, and the girls laughed wantonly. The men at that table were a little bit overwhelmed, and one of them opened his mouth to speak, but was pressed by another person.
Xie Shuangchen clasped his fists and said, "Sorry, I haven't been to school, so I don't know much about the grievances and grievances of these colleges and universities in Beijing. You see, Mr. Ye graduated from Tsinghua University with a master's degree. He is a good student, and he is a top student. I can't, I'm a scumbag."
"Commonly known as hooligans." Ye Ling interrupted.
The girls were especially supportive and shouted at Xie Shuangchen: "Smelly rascal!"
Xie Shuangchen was not annoyed, and said cheaply, "Yeah, isn't it true that when I was young, I didn't have the ability to talk about cross talk when I grew up? The gangster said it for the gangster."
A girl asked him delicately and sharply, "Who are you calling a hooligan?"
"Grandma, whoever is talking about it is not you, you are Jiaohua'er!" Xie Shuangchen replied with a smile. He didn't say who it was, but other audience members knew who he was talking about.Watching performances in public places is most afraid of lack of quality. The men at the table in the middle have been grinning for a long time. Many audiences stare at them, but they just don’t have this self-consciousness. The audience can only complain, can they still swear?
Xie Shuangchen couldn't name-call and swear, as long as he paid for a ticket, he was a guest.They definitely don't pick customers in this business. They can't just let this group of customers be rich and high-quality, and just scold them and drive them away if they are hooligans.Moreover, the other party was obviously coming for them, and it would be even more unclear if there was something wrong with it.
The program they are preparing today is a story about school and school, between majors and majors that Ye Ling wrote earlier. Compared with the youthful campus, the jokes used are closely related to the current young student population, and can quickly bring them into the program. Come into your real life.
This is a campus-themed story, and it's called "Schoolmaster and Xueba". Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling are the two protagonists in the story respectively. Pseudo-humility, two people exalting each other lead to a lot of jokes, revealing that the two are not perfect, and each has its own shortcomings.
"When I was in high school, I was a bully over there..." Xie Shuangchen continued his performance on stage.
At this time, the rioters in the audience shouted again: "It's just you? Is it okay to look like the son of the second chair rabbit?"
The audience was so annoying, they had never heard such a curse, and Xie Shuangchen couldn't match the word "mother", and someone was already secretly cursing her.
Ye Ling sniffed vigorously with her nose, Xie Shuangchen asked him: "What are you smelling?"
"Someone seems to be farting." Ye Ling said, "Or it's just shitting. We are a civilized unit here, and we don't see any children down here."
"Urgent defecation has nothing to do with age." Xie Shuangchen said, "The problem is that I haven't seen anyone take off their pants."
Ye Ling pointed at his butt: "Some people have this." He pointed to his mouth again, "It's no different from this."
This was disgusting, but Ye Ling was serious and generous, and there was a contrasting joke when he heard it, and he hurt others openly and secretly, so the audience laughed along with him.
"What the hell are you farting!" The man stood up, pointed at Ye Ling and cursed, "Get out of here!"
Ye Ling glanced at that man, but ignored him, Xie Shuangchen smiled, his expression suddenly became very fierce, pointed at the man and shouted with a voice twice as high: "Come up to me!"
The audience also booed: "If you have the ability, go up!"
It's hard to get off a buddy. If you really go up, you may not know what to do, but if you don't go up, you seem to be very cowardly.He was hesitating when he heard Xie Shuangchen say: "I used this trick to become the top fighter in my side. Do you know the characteristics of Beijing kids fighting? Wait for me! Don't go! I'll call someone', and then the two of them just broke up... This fight will definitely not start. There are routines in fighting. First of all, the voice must be higher than others."
"Oh! It turned out to be like this." Ye Ling also followed Xie Shuangchen back to the plot, then glanced down the stage, saw the standing buddy, and said unexpectedly, "Oh, why are you standing and listening?" Crosstalk? So cheering? Did you present flowers? Did you buy a gift? Why are you sitting so far back? Is it true that you can’t squeeze the little girl? Oh, why can’t you squeeze the little girl with such a big man? It can’t be because of testosterone Has the thalamus accumulated too much estrogen? Yo—tsk tsk tsk." He behaved in a strange way, and his parents were as short as the aunt at the entrance of the alley.
Such words made Xie Shuangchen say it was normal, he was shameless in the first place.But Ye Ling said, it was like red rain in the sky.
Audiences who are familiar with them feel that today's match is worthwhile. It seems that Ye Ling is really angry. It's been a long time since he's been so mean.
"Yes, yes." Xie Shuangchen also echoed, "Sit down quickly, or you..." He paused, then suddenly shouted: "Come up to me!"
The sound startled the audience, and the buddy became even more furious, cursing: "Fuck you! Call him what? You're the only one who knows how to call him?"
"Who are you scolding? Are you full of food? So many viewers are my parents. What kind of waist and kidney do you have? If you want to listen, you can listen to it. If you don't want to listen, then I..." Xie Shuangchen's face was dark. In the previous step, everyone thought that he would not be able to bear it anymore and hit someone, but unexpectedly he pulled the microphone pole to the side, raised his hands above his head, bent his waist, and said sweetly, "I have to love you too!" Ah! I can only compare my heart to you! Grandpa is here to play!"
The buddies were all stunned.
Xie Shuangchen acted cute, the tense atmosphere just now melted away, and everyone thought he was cute.
"Let me tell you, haven't you bought a ticket now? Those who support my business are my parents. What you said just now... Oh, it really shouldn't be. Where can I play with myself? I'm so ashamed." Xie Shuangchen Said, "On the Internet, cherish this relationship. We get together only because of destiny in a drama in life. How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in the rivers and lakes. Sit down and listen carefully, be good, you are not allowed to defecate anywhere, we have monitoring here, There is a fine for shitting on the spot.”
"Crazy, it's been going on for a whole night, and there is no end. If you don't want to listen, we will listen." The voice of the audience also became louder.
"That's right, a big old man is looking for a sense of presence here."
"Bitch."
The audience can scold each other, but the actors can't scold the audience. The audience scolded for a long time, as if they were going to drive those people out.Xie Shuangchen had heard enough, so he opened his mouth and brought the topic back to the show.
Those few people were devastated and didn't open their mouths until the end of the performance.
Xie Shuangchen felt that today's show had a lot of bad influence on the audience, so he came back to the show three times, and it took a long time to sing and play and chat with him before he left.
At this moment, a man stood up at the table and threw the glass on the ground!
The sound startled everyone, and after a second of silence, everything fell into chaos immediately.
Some spectators ran outside, and some spectators watched the excitement. Xie Shuangchen came out, followed by a few people from the backstage.
"What?" Xie Shuangchen asked, "Let me see who breaks ground on Tai Sui?"
Probably because of the loss of bickering with Xie Shuangchen, a few people didn't speak to him and directly smashed the table.
Xie Shuangchen said something to Shi Xiangcheng, Shi Xiangcheng ran backstage, Xie Shuangchen picked up the teapot and left, followed by Cai Xunshang and others.
Fight, fight, whoever coaxes is the grandson!
Ye Ling grabbed Xie Shuangchen and said, "Call the police!"
"The police can't solve the grievances in the Jianghu." Xie Shuangchen has a temper. He usually doesn't make troubles, but when things come up, he will definitely not be afraid.His opponents could be counted on one hand, who else could have made it so clear?
Xie Shuangchen had a ferocious look on his face, and he didn't lose the slightest bit when he was wrestling with others.He protected Ye Ling behind him, but during the tugging, the other party punched Ye Ling. Xie Shuangchen became anxious, so he picked up the stool and threw it at the man.
The wooden armchair was smashed to pieces.
"Stop beating, stop beating!" Feng Feifei shouted, "The police are here!"
The scene was in a mess, and two young policemen came in behind Feng Feifei.The fight just started, all the people from the Yongping Society are here, no one called the police, the police can come so quickly...
Xie Shuangchen was thinking about it, and saw that the policeman standing in front looked very familiar.
"I said you..." Xiao Zhang, the policeman, looked at the scene, glanced at Xie Shuangchen, and exclaimed, "Why is it you again?"
Xie Shuangchen rolled his eyes, his expression immediately felt aggrieved, tears fell down, and he rushed over crying, "Uncle policeman! They did it first! They smashed my shop! I'm a good citizen!"
The police officer Xiao Li who came in with Xiao Zhang asked, "What's going on?"
"It's hard to say..." Xiao Zhang felt dizzy when he thought of the incident that Xie Shuangchen entered the police station because of a fight, and waved his hands and said, "Come with me to the police station!"
"I'm miserable!" Xie Shuangchen continued to cry.
The person on the other side came out and said: "They obviously beat the audience! Violation of consumer rights!"
"Stop arguing!" Xiao Zhang was about to go crazy, "Go! Everyone go! Bring surveillance cameras! No one is allowed to run!"
Before Feng Feiluan could ask the question, Yao Sheng dragged her into his study.
The study room is very large, one wall is a bookcase, and the other wall is hung with huqin and other musical instruments commonly used in opera.The remaining wall has windows, which are not big, and the other wall has nothing, and the color is painted very dark.
Yao Sheng put down the curtain, turned on the projector, connected to his computer, and said, "This is some staged rehearsal demo of ours, it's in the rehearsal room."
Feng Feiluan looked at the content of the picture carefully, Yao Sheng was still dressed in casual clothes, only wearing sleeves outside, but his smile was especially charming.
The content of the rehearsal was incoherent, segment by segment, but Feng Feiluan already roughly knew the basic plot and style of this "Song of Everlasting Sorrow".He has never seen this kind of performance before, just such a rough rehearsal has already brought him a very novel experience, so if you add stage lighting, music...
How wonderful would that be?
"It's roughly like this." Yao Sheng pulled the progress back, "The cut music is here for one hour, which is a relatively important link, corresponding to 'slow singing, slow dancing, condensed silk and bamboo, the king can't see enough all day long. Fishing The yangguo is agitating to come, startling the neon clothes and feathers song' these two lines. In fact, I think the original tune is a bit gentle, and it doesn't reflect the ups and downs of the plot's sharp turn."
"Well, there are some." Feng Feiluan nodded and said, "The combination of musical instruments is too gentle, it would be better to use plucked string instruments."
"Pipa?" Yao Sheng asked.
"The guitar will be better." Feng Feiluan said, "In fact, including the music arrangement of the previous modern part, I personally don't think it is necessary to completely abandon traditional instruments and add a little old-fashioned timbre. The connection of the whole movement will be more natural. Those color schemes The instruments don’t have to be obvious, just have a little bit of sound, you don’t even need to hear it in one ear, but the feeling will be different.”
With a word that awakened the dreamer, Yao Sheng clapped his hands, went to fetch the huqin hanging on the wall, and sat down to play the qin.Feng Feiluan pressed his hand, said with a smile: "It's too late, this voice is very loud, it will alarm the people around."
"It's okay, my study has been specially soundproofed." Yao Sheng got up and closed the partition of the window, and the room immediately entered a sealed state, "Don't worry, I can't even hear the disco."
Feng Feiluan asked: "Can you play the piano?"
"Yes, I have learned a little bit in civil and martial arts." Yao Sheng dragged back the progress of the video and played it again, "I always feel that this part is not very smooth, let me drag it, you listen." He dragged In a short paragraph, Feng Feiluan gave his intuitive thoughts after listening to it, and Yao Sheng suddenly realized, it seemed that those things that made him feel confused before became clear all of a sudden.
Although Feng Feiluan was born in Pingju, she has dabbled in several major genres and has a very solid foundation.Even when talking about Peking Opera with Yao Sheng, he is not shy at all, and even has many unique views of his own.Yao Sheng and Feng Feiluan chatted more and more speculatively, and there was a feeling of seeing each other and hating it late.
"Why don't you continue singing?" Yao Sheng said regretfully.
"I've said it before, my acting qualifications are not high." Feng Feiluan said with a smile, "It's just that I have learned a lot of theoretical knowledge, and I can chat with people a few times, just pretending."
"Then you come to play in a band and play rock?" Yao Sheng joked, "Your personality doesn't look like you play rock at all."
Feng Feiluan said: "Is there any personality required to play rock? Music is a free thing, and there are no labels to define it. Some people think that being flamboyant, irritable and rebellious is rock and roll, but when you listen to Beatles music, they wear suits Like a gentleman, don't they rock? Rock 'n' roll is an attitude of being yourself, be what you are, and don't put a label on yourself. It's ok if you think you're cool, not 'I play rebellious grumpy rock'n'roll So I'm cool', it's different."
"You are indeed different from musicians in the general sense. You are very polite, cultured, and kind to others. I think no one will dislike you." Yao Sheng said: "Maybe you are not suitable for Singing, but it is suitable for creating. Many of your ideas are very good, and the most important thing is that you can combine many things that were originally irrelevant."
Feng Feiluan said: "I'm not as good as you, at least I don't have those unconstrained imaginations. And as far as music is concerned, I can only express my own opinion. I'm not a professional music producer, so what I said For things, you'd better ask the opinions of your professional teachers over there before doing it."
"No, I hope that what you said will be implemented as it is." Yao Sheng said, "Opera is just an element for music producers. That is to say, everyone pays attention to it in different ways, can you understand what I mean?"
"Understood." Feng Feiluan took down another pipa from the wall, and said, "The song I said just now, 'Shocking the Clothes and Feathers', can be transferred from the guitar to the pipa, like this." His fingers were on the strings When he fiddled up, it was noisy like rain when it was fast, and it was like whispering when it was slow. His hands played the piano all the year round, and there were thick calluses on his fingertips, so there was no obstacle at all when he plucked the strings.In just a short paragraph, Yao Sheng was thrilled and clapped his hands repeatedly.
"That's how it feels!" Yao Sheng was very excited. He wandered around the room several times, then rushed out to get wine, poured it on himself and Feng Feiluan, and insisted on having another drink with him. The road, the willows are dark, the flowers are bright, and there is another village. Listen to what you said today, win..." He paused, and made up a sentence, "Better than idlers and others who force you to say [-] words, be taught, be taught, come, cheers!"
Feng Feiluan took the cup and touched Yao Sheng, but said: "It's just a little effort, needless to say it's so grand."
"But it really helped me a lot." Yao Sheng said, "Is there anything else you want to do recently? Do you want to come to my place to see? If you want, I can invite you to perform Music supervisor?"
"Me?" Feng Feiluan was a little surprised, "This job is too professional, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. I'm an anonymous person, it's not good for you to get me there suddenly, it's hard to convince everyone."
"Excessive modesty is pride. If I say you can do it, you can do it." Yao Sheng said, "You don't have to worry about other things. I've always been a dictator. If you agree with others, stay or leave."
"This……"
Seeing that Feng Feiluan hesitated, Yao Sheng said sincerely: "The main reason is that it is really difficult to find someone who understands opera and music. It is really difficult for this person to chat with me. You don't need Write some music score by hand, I can find a lot of people to write for you, I need your ideas. I can hear that you have something to express." He tapped his temple with his finger, "I Everything I do is for expression, because I am not convinced. I often wonder if I can get to where I am today if I sing in a down-to-earth manner. I don’t think so, who would listen to mere singing? Assisting in other people's works, doing various cross-border activities... I have done so much, I just want more people to know that I am such a famous person, so that they know that I am an opera singer. Look, Xie Shuangchen and his second senior brother said He is nondescript, so how come I haven’t been criticized by old gentlemen and old fanciers? But the facts have proved that I am successful. I can sell tens of thousands of tickets for a performance, and the scalpers outside can ask for prices. The most wonderful performance for my audience, I let more people know that Peking Opera is really beautiful and sounds good. She should show different postures over time, open her arms to embrace everything, instead of being placed in a cold art The museum is for future generations to look up to."
The more Yao Sheng spoke, the more excited he became, the effects of alcohol had gradually appeared on his face.He was not drunk, but the corners of his eyes and cheeks were a little red, like a layer of rouge, extremely gorgeous, but without the slightest charm, generous and eye-catching.Coupled with Yao Sheng's impassioned speech, Feng Feiluan had mixed feelings in his heart.
"Fei Luan." Yao Sheng stood up straight and said to Feng Fei Luan seriously, "Would you like to do something big with me?"
Feng Feiluan thought for a moment, then nodded and said: "You are so sincerely invited, I really don't know how to flatter you if I refuse. Since you don't dislike it, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient."
Yao Sheng laughed and drank three cups with Feng Feiluan.
A bottle of wine was bottomed out, it was already halfway through the night, but the two of them were tireless, they took out all their stuff, chatted and played, Feng Feiluan lowered his head to record on the paper, and then played the piano, Yao Sheng chatted to the point of excitement He can also sing a few lines, he has a bit of a cold and his voice is not in very good condition, but he has a special style.
The two of them sang and sang, and they didn't feel sleepy until dawn. Neither of them wanted to move half a step, so they fell asleep on the small bed in the study with their clothes on.
So Yao Sheng overslept as soon as he woke up, and delayed the next day's work.
His phone was broken and he didn't get a new one. No one could find him. In a hurry, his manager Li Xinran drove all the way to their house to knock on the door.
Feng Feifei was called up, and went to open the door impatiently. Seeing that it was Yao Sheng's manager sister, although she was still angry after getting up, he didn't dare to make a mistake.
"Where's Boss Yao?" Li Xinran asked while walking inside.
"I don't know." Feng Feifei said, "I didn't see him, didn't he go to work?"
Li Xinran shook his head: "I can't get through on the phone, and I can't find it anywhere, so I'll go home first to have a look. Did he go home last night?"
"He's back." Feng Feifei said, "But I don't know if he left in the morning."
"Then..." Li Xinran pushed open the door of the study, it was pitch black inside, she subconsciously turned on the light.The moment the room was illuminated, the two people in Xiaotao were sleeping in the dark, and there was still a smell of alcohol in the room.
Li Xinran and Feng Feifei froze in place.
"Hey, my horn!" Li Xinran yelled and ran over to wake Yao Sheng up.The movement in this voice was really not small, even Feng Feiluan woke up from fright.
"Well...why..." Yao Sheng was dragged up by Li Xinran, without opening his eyes, he said hoarsely, "Isn't today the weekend..."
"What weekend! Today is the rehearsal time you set for yourself." Li Xinran said, "Hurry up and wake up! There is a whole room of people waiting! What's wrong with your voice? It's all hoarse!"
Yao Sheng opened his eyes and looked at Li Xinran in a daze for a while, as if he was trying to identify her face, his consciousness gradually returned.
"Fuck!" Yao Sheng stood up suddenly, coughed twice, and said with difficulty, "I've slept through! You wait, I'll brush my teeth and wash my face and I'll be leaving right away!" He just walked out a few steps , and immediately turned back to pull Feng Feiluan, "Feiluan, you come with me."
Feng Feiluan's mind was also muddled, she didn't even think about it, she let Yao Sheng drag her around.
The two of them were quick, and it didn't take long to wash up. Li Xinran looked at the miserable state of the two of them, put on their clothes, and said, "Let's go, I'll drive."
Then the three left, leaving Feng Feifei alone in a daze.
Just... what happened?
Feng Feifei didn't understand why his brother got together with Yao Sheng until the night when he went to perform in the small garden.In the beginning, he definitely didn't think much about it, but with the gay stories of Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling first, and Yao Sheng's nerves are not normal at all... Feng Feifei felt a little chilly, and there was a sentence in the allegro book on stage. Not posted.
"This is a serious stage accident for you." Feng Feifei stepped off the stage, Yang Qirui and Chen Xu came on stage, Xie Shuangchen sat in the background and molested Feng Feifei, "What are you thinking? I haven't seen you like this before... Oh, hello Chunnuanhua Are you thinking of Chuner?"
"Can you shut up?" Feng Feifei looked unhappy.
"Stop making trouble with him." Ye Ling poked Xie Shuangchen's forehead, sat down and asked Feng Feifei, "Boss Yao didn't make trouble last night, right?"
"No." Feng Feifei had a bad attitude towards Xie Shuangchen, but she restrained herself to Ye Ling and was very respectful.He hesitated a bit when he spoke, as if he still had a follow-up, Ye Ling asked, "Do you have something to say?"
Feng Feifei asked confusedly: "Yao Sheng... he doesn't have any special hobbies, does he?"
Xie Shuangchen thought for a while, and said, "Would it count to put on costumes for the stage and set up a whole room?"
Feng Feifei immediately thought of Yao Sheng's little black house that was comparable to Blue Beard's, shivered, shook her head and said, "It doesn't count."
"That's gone." Xie Shuangchen said, "According to my observation of him, he doesn't have any special hobbies, except that his taste is a bit vulgar."
Ye Ling could tell that Feng Feifei definitely didn't want to ask this question: "You might as well just say what you have to say."
"I saw him sleeping with my eldest brother this morning, and I found it very strange." Feng Feifei said, "At first I didn't think it was anything, but you two made it up, I...I really can't Looking straight ahead."
Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling looked at each other, Xie Shuangchen laughed "puchi" and said, "What are you thinking? Although I didn't think I would be with a man before I met Mr. Ye, but you You can't judge everyone based on such a small probability event? Maybe the two of you are just chatting and sleepy lying down and sleeping together. Why is your little head full of yellow waste? Even your own brother will not let it go, It’s also dead.”
"I don't want to either!" Feng Feifei said, "It's all up to you!"
"Homophobia means deep closet." Xie Shuangchen said, "Do you want to think about why no one else thinks about something, but you think about it?"
Feng Feifei's face turned red instantly, and she wanted to fight Xie Shuangchen angrily.
"Okay, don't tease him all the time." Ye Ling said, "Such an older child is just in puberty, why do you have to hook him up? Who is to blame if he leads him wrong?" He said to Feng Feifei again, "He's kidding you, don't take it seriously. It's natural to have curious associations about things you don't know. If you want to know, just ask yourself. It doesn't matter whether you guess right or wrong, adults As long as the communication between them is voluntary and equal, there is nothing to be criticized, understand?"
Feng Feifei murmured, "Ms. Ye, I think they are even more strange when I ask you to say that."
"Look." Xie Shuangchen spread his hands to Ye Ling, "You educated people make sense, but he, a little illiterate, can't understand it at all."
Ye Ling said: "From tomorrow onwards, read and study for me!" He glanced aside, and Cai Xunshang and Lu Xunhan, who were listening to gossip, immediately pretended to be okay, as if they hadn't heard anything. something happens.
Shi Xiangcheng ran to the backstage in a hurry, accidentally bumped into a chair with an "oops", and almost fell down.
Xie Shuangchen asked, "What?"
"There is trouble at the front desk." Shi Xiangcheng said.
"Huh?" Everyone was a little surprised.
Xie Shuangchen stood up and said, "This is the first time I've heard of troubles after opening for so long. Are we... popular?"
"What are you pushing?" Xie Shuangchen could be sent to grandma's house for such a serious matter, Shi Xiangcheng wanted to roll his eyes immediately.
"Tell me first." Ye Ling said, "What's going on?"
Shi Xiangcheng said: "It's just that the two elder brothers said it above, and there are always people digging down below. What are you talking about'."
Ye Ling asked: "What kind of person is it?"
"It's a new face." Shi Xiangcheng said, "It doesn't look very easy to provoke." She moved a little closer, and said in a low voice: "Shall I add some ingredients to their tea?"
"I can't rely on you, sister?" Xie Shuangchen said, "This is not a black shop."
"Go, you go to the front desk and watch, stay away from them." Ye Ling said to Shi Xiangcheng, "Let's listen in the background."
"Okay." Shi Xiangcheng was vigorous and not afraid of causing trouble, so he gave instructions to the people in the backstage and left.
Xie Shuangchen leaned against the entrance door, opened the curtain a little and looked, and sure enough, there was a table of four or five men in the middle, pointing like hooligans.
"What's going on?" Ye Ling asked.
"I don't know, let's have a look first." Xie Shuangchen replied.
The actors behind came on and off the stage one after another. Before Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling came on stage, the two of them figured out the rules.As long as it is the actors of the Yongping Society, those few people will pick and choose and curse. If they are external actors, they don't talk much.
I understand that it is aimed at the Yongping Society to smash the field!
"The visitor is not kind." Xie Shuangchen said.
Ye Ling nodded: "And I came prepared."
Lu Xunhan was so worried that he was about to die, and said, "Then what should we do? We won't fight? What if there is a fight? But don't make it big..."
"Shut up, Lao Han!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Even if you fight, you must be the one who is safe."
Cai Xunshang said, "Why do I feel like I was suddenly cueed?"
Yang Qirui said: "They are very familiar with these traditional activities. Knowing which piece to pick up will make the actors most speechless. You two should pay attention to playing "Lantern Riddles" after a while." This activity is quite traditional. Although the lantern riddles in it There are ever-changing ways of acting, but each actor has his own fixed habits. As long as he has acted in a few scenes, basically the changes will not be too big.Everyone knows the answer to the riddle, and it's quite simple to plan, it just depends on the quality of the audience.
Xie Shuangchen thought about it, and suddenly said to Ye Ling: "Ms. Ye, should we change jobs?"
Ye Ling asked: "What?"
"It's your new one, no one has heard of it." Xie Shuangchen said.
Ye Ling said: "We have never acted before, do you think it is suitable for today's occasion?"
"It doesn't matter whether it's suitable or not. It's all about acting anyway. It's better to hit the sun than choose the day." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "Why, don't you dare?"
Ye Ling also smiled and said, "What am I not afraid of?"
"That's fine, let's go, let's go meet." Xie Shuangchen put down his coat, and went to the stage with Ye Ling.
The two went up to the stage and bowed. Many audience members came for them. Some came up to give gifts. Xie Shuangchen called people out from the backstage, took the gifts and took them backstage. The stage was always clean.At the table in the middle, a man stopped a little girl who was about to come forward, and handed her a box for her to bring.The little girl didn't think much about it, and just brought it.
All this was seen by Xie Shuangchen. He had no expression on his face. Lu Xunhan asked Lu Xunhan to take the box down. He knocked on the surface of the box. Lu Xunhan immediately understood and took it away carefully.
"A lot of friends came today." Xie Shuangchen said, "The show just now was very good. It was the traditional cross talk "Crying Theory". I don't know the two actors very well, because it's not important."
Ye Ling said: "Well, you also know that they all come to see you?"
"Just think about it in your heart, why do you say it?" Xie Shuangchen said, "It makes people seem very proud."
"Did I... say it?" Ye Ling asked.
"No!" shouted the audience.
Ye Ling shrugged: "Look."
"All right, all right, I know you have been to school and are educated, so you like to run on people like us who have no education." Xie Shuangchen said, "Isn't it Tsinghua University? You didn't get into Oxbridge either."
"Isn't this far from home?" Ye Ling said very calmly, "If you want to open a branch school with Yang Liuqing, I can also try."
Xie Shuangchen said: "Is the New Year painting major at the School of Arts and Humanities at Yangqingliu University of Cambridge?"
Before Ye Ling could speak, a man below shouted, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Xie Shuangchen was a little surprised, not because someone found fault, but because the fault came too early.But he was already prepared, and said with a look of confusion: "Ah? Doesn't this speak human language? Did you not understand?" He asked the audience below, "Does everyone understand?"
The audience also found that table very annoying, and said in unison: "Understood!"
Xie Shuangchen smiled, then suddenly realized something, pointed at the table below with his hips crossed and said, "Which school are you from! Let me tell you that this is not your college road! Our direct descendants of Tsinghua University only accept challenges from Peking University." !"
"Don't mind, don't mind." Ye Ling stopped Xie Shuangchen, "Peking University isn't like that either."
Xie Shuangchen looked at Ye Ling.
Ye Ling continued: "The Beida Jade Bird is not like this either."
"That's Bei..." Xie Shuangchen was still looking for words.
"There are no long-distance bus stations in Beijing." Ye Ling said.
Xie Shuangchen said: "Then north...Beijing Women's College! There must be this place!"
"It's called the China Women's University." Ye Ling said, "It's all girls, and it's not safe if you don't recruit people from the society."
Everyone laughed, and the girls laughed wantonly. The men at that table were a little bit overwhelmed, and one of them opened his mouth to speak, but was pressed by another person.
Xie Shuangchen clasped his fists and said, "Sorry, I haven't been to school, so I don't know much about the grievances and grievances of these colleges and universities in Beijing. You see, Mr. Ye graduated from Tsinghua University with a master's degree. He is a good student, and he is a top student. I can't, I'm a scumbag."
"Commonly known as hooligans." Ye Ling interrupted.
The girls were especially supportive and shouted at Xie Shuangchen: "Smelly rascal!"
Xie Shuangchen was not annoyed, and said cheaply, "Yeah, isn't it true that when I was young, I didn't have the ability to talk about cross talk when I grew up? The gangster said it for the gangster."
A girl asked him delicately and sharply, "Who are you calling a hooligan?"
"Grandma, whoever is talking about it is not you, you are Jiaohua'er!" Xie Shuangchen replied with a smile. He didn't say who it was, but other audience members knew who he was talking about.Watching performances in public places is most afraid of lack of quality. The men at the table in the middle have been grinning for a long time. Many audiences stare at them, but they just don’t have this self-consciousness. The audience can only complain, can they still swear?
Xie Shuangchen couldn't name-call and swear, as long as he paid for a ticket, he was a guest.They definitely don't pick customers in this business. They can't just let this group of customers be rich and high-quality, and just scold them and drive them away if they are hooligans.Moreover, the other party was obviously coming for them, and it would be even more unclear if there was something wrong with it.
The program they are preparing today is a story about school and school, between majors and majors that Ye Ling wrote earlier. Compared with the youthful campus, the jokes used are closely related to the current young student population, and can quickly bring them into the program. Come into your real life.
This is a campus-themed story, and it's called "Schoolmaster and Xueba". Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling are the two protagonists in the story respectively. Pseudo-humility, two people exalting each other lead to a lot of jokes, revealing that the two are not perfect, and each has its own shortcomings.
"When I was in high school, I was a bully over there..." Xie Shuangchen continued his performance on stage.
At this time, the rioters in the audience shouted again: "It's just you? Is it okay to look like the son of the second chair rabbit?"
The audience was so annoying, they had never heard such a curse, and Xie Shuangchen couldn't match the word "mother", and someone was already secretly cursing her.
Ye Ling sniffed vigorously with her nose, Xie Shuangchen asked him: "What are you smelling?"
"Someone seems to be farting." Ye Ling said, "Or it's just shitting. We are a civilized unit here, and we don't see any children down here."
"Urgent defecation has nothing to do with age." Xie Shuangchen said, "The problem is that I haven't seen anyone take off their pants."
Ye Ling pointed at his butt: "Some people have this." He pointed to his mouth again, "It's no different from this."
This was disgusting, but Ye Ling was serious and generous, and there was a contrasting joke when he heard it, and he hurt others openly and secretly, so the audience laughed along with him.
"What the hell are you farting!" The man stood up, pointed at Ye Ling and cursed, "Get out of here!"
Ye Ling glanced at that man, but ignored him, Xie Shuangchen smiled, his expression suddenly became very fierce, pointed at the man and shouted with a voice twice as high: "Come up to me!"
The audience also booed: "If you have the ability, go up!"
It's hard to get off a buddy. If you really go up, you may not know what to do, but if you don't go up, you seem to be very cowardly.He was hesitating when he heard Xie Shuangchen say: "I used this trick to become the top fighter in my side. Do you know the characteristics of Beijing kids fighting? Wait for me! Don't go! I'll call someone', and then the two of them just broke up... This fight will definitely not start. There are routines in fighting. First of all, the voice must be higher than others."
"Oh! It turned out to be like this." Ye Ling also followed Xie Shuangchen back to the plot, then glanced down the stage, saw the standing buddy, and said unexpectedly, "Oh, why are you standing and listening?" Crosstalk? So cheering? Did you present flowers? Did you buy a gift? Why are you sitting so far back? Is it true that you can’t squeeze the little girl? Oh, why can’t you squeeze the little girl with such a big man? It can’t be because of testosterone Has the thalamus accumulated too much estrogen? Yo—tsk tsk tsk." He behaved in a strange way, and his parents were as short as the aunt at the entrance of the alley.
Such words made Xie Shuangchen say it was normal, he was shameless in the first place.But Ye Ling said, it was like red rain in the sky.
Audiences who are familiar with them feel that today's match is worthwhile. It seems that Ye Ling is really angry. It's been a long time since he's been so mean.
"Yes, yes." Xie Shuangchen also echoed, "Sit down quickly, or you..." He paused, then suddenly shouted: "Come up to me!"
The sound startled the audience, and the buddy became even more furious, cursing: "Fuck you! Call him what? You're the only one who knows how to call him?"
"Who are you scolding? Are you full of food? So many viewers are my parents. What kind of waist and kidney do you have? If you want to listen, you can listen to it. If you don't want to listen, then I..." Xie Shuangchen's face was dark. In the previous step, everyone thought that he would not be able to bear it anymore and hit someone, but unexpectedly he pulled the microphone pole to the side, raised his hands above his head, bent his waist, and said sweetly, "I have to love you too!" Ah! I can only compare my heart to you! Grandpa is here to play!"
The buddies were all stunned.
Xie Shuangchen acted cute, the tense atmosphere just now melted away, and everyone thought he was cute.
"Let me tell you, haven't you bought a ticket now? Those who support my business are my parents. What you said just now... Oh, it really shouldn't be. Where can I play with myself? I'm so ashamed." Xie Shuangchen Said, "On the Internet, cherish this relationship. We get together only because of destiny in a drama in life. How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in the rivers and lakes. Sit down and listen carefully, be good, you are not allowed to defecate anywhere, we have monitoring here, There is a fine for shitting on the spot.”
"Crazy, it's been going on for a whole night, and there is no end. If you don't want to listen, we will listen." The voice of the audience also became louder.
"That's right, a big old man is looking for a sense of presence here."
"Bitch."
The audience can scold each other, but the actors can't scold the audience. The audience scolded for a long time, as if they were going to drive those people out.Xie Shuangchen had heard enough, so he opened his mouth and brought the topic back to the show.
Those few people were devastated and didn't open their mouths until the end of the performance.
Xie Shuangchen felt that today's show had a lot of bad influence on the audience, so he came back to the show three times, and it took a long time to sing and play and chat with him before he left.
At this moment, a man stood up at the table and threw the glass on the ground!
The sound startled everyone, and after a second of silence, everything fell into chaos immediately.
Some spectators ran outside, and some spectators watched the excitement. Xie Shuangchen came out, followed by a few people from the backstage.
"What?" Xie Shuangchen asked, "Let me see who breaks ground on Tai Sui?"
Probably because of the loss of bickering with Xie Shuangchen, a few people didn't speak to him and directly smashed the table.
Xie Shuangchen said something to Shi Xiangcheng, Shi Xiangcheng ran backstage, Xie Shuangchen picked up the teapot and left, followed by Cai Xunshang and others.
Fight, fight, whoever coaxes is the grandson!
Ye Ling grabbed Xie Shuangchen and said, "Call the police!"
"The police can't solve the grievances in the Jianghu." Xie Shuangchen has a temper. He usually doesn't make troubles, but when things come up, he will definitely not be afraid.His opponents could be counted on one hand, who else could have made it so clear?
Xie Shuangchen had a ferocious look on his face, and he didn't lose the slightest bit when he was wrestling with others.He protected Ye Ling behind him, but during the tugging, the other party punched Ye Ling. Xie Shuangchen became anxious, so he picked up the stool and threw it at the man.
The wooden armchair was smashed to pieces.
"Stop beating, stop beating!" Feng Feifei shouted, "The police are here!"
The scene was in a mess, and two young policemen came in behind Feng Feifei.The fight just started, all the people from the Yongping Society are here, no one called the police, the police can come so quickly...
Xie Shuangchen was thinking about it, and saw that the policeman standing in front looked very familiar.
"I said you..." Xiao Zhang, the policeman, looked at the scene, glanced at Xie Shuangchen, and exclaimed, "Why is it you again?"
Xie Shuangchen rolled his eyes, his expression immediately felt aggrieved, tears fell down, and he rushed over crying, "Uncle policeman! They did it first! They smashed my shop! I'm a good citizen!"
The police officer Xiao Li who came in with Xiao Zhang asked, "What's going on?"
"It's hard to say..." Xiao Zhang felt dizzy when he thought of the incident that Xie Shuangchen entered the police station because of a fight, and waved his hands and said, "Come with me to the police station!"
"I'm miserable!" Xie Shuangchen continued to cry.
The person on the other side came out and said: "They obviously beat the audience! Violation of consumer rights!"
"Stop arguing!" Xiao Zhang was about to go crazy, "Go! Everyone go! Bring surveillance cameras! No one is allowed to run!"
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