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There were three people in the ward, Xie Shuangchen was sitting on the bed, Ye Ling was sitting by the bed, leaning on the bedside table to peel apples, Yao Sheng was sitting near the door.None of the three people spoke, only the "creaking" sound of peeling the apple, the cold blade cutting through the flesh, the sound was extremely penetrating.

Ye Ling just peeled her head dully, the skin was connected in one piece, and the skin was cut off with the last knife.He took a plate from the cabinet and went over, sneered while gouging out the flesh, and said to Xie Shuangchen, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Xie Shuangchen swallowed his saliva, afraid that Ye Ling would goug him out with one stab.Yao Sheng was also quite scared. What does the husband and wife quarrel have to do with him?He is innocent, he doesn't know anything, it's all thanks to that bitch Xie Shuangchen!He needs to be closer to the door so that he can run faster in case some bloodshed happens later.

"I..." Xie Shuangchen said, "I just remembered it, and I don't know what happened."

"Is—is it?" Ye Ling's knife was a little heavier, and he peeled off half of the apple.

"Actually..." Xie Shuangchen's neck went cold, and he felt that if he didn't tell the truth, his fate might be worse than that apple, "I faintly woke up when you were crying in front of me, but at that time I'm very confused, I don't have much memory of most of what you said, so I just... just remember one sentence."

"The last sentence?" Ye Ling asked.

"No, the first sentence." Xie Shuangchen said, "You said you really like me."

Sprayed, really sprayed.Yao Sheng thought to himself, Xie Shuangchen, you are really good!He didn't know what expression he should make now, or he could just pretend to be dead and treat himself like a piece of air.He saw Ye Ling staring at Xie Shuangchen without speaking, but Xie Shuangchen was also stiff, as if he had done nothing wrong, and stood there with his neck stuck.

I beg you to let me passerby!

"I said your brain is powerful enough." Ye Ling said unhurriedly, "You can still remember out of order? This is really a strange thing. Do you want to contribute to modern medicine and let the doctor Open your head and take a look?"

"No way? Don't be so cruel! I've lost all my hair here! I really didn't intend to arrange you, I have reasons!" Xie Shuangchen said.

Ye Ling asked indifferently and earnestly: "Can you lie to someone if you have a hard time? How hard are you?"

"I, I..." Xie Shuangchen felt that the reasons he said were futile, sighed, held Ye Ling's hand and said, "I think we should stop playing around in circles, I like you, and you like me too, Why can't we be together openly?"

"Why do you always think so naively?" Ye Ling said, "I don't know how you persuaded yourself to accept a man..."

Before he finished speaking, Xie Shuangchen interrupted him: "What can I convince myself? I can't decide who I like? I'm not naive, am I? I'm a mature man who chokes his own destiny." Throat……"

"You can't be poor, can you?" Ye Ling was speechless, wondering where Xie Shuangchen had so many life insights, "What about others? You lie in the hospital like a fool every day, do you know what your second senior brother is doing these days? Are you looking for a reporter to write a story about you? It's disrespectful! It's a sensationalist!"

"I think he's just a sensationalist. The old drama star looks for stage performances every day, so he knows the reporter?" Xie Shuangchen obviously didn't pay attention to Yang Shuanglin, "I'll take care of him when I go out."

"I think he is a microcosm of all living beings." Ye Ling said, "Sometimes what you think is normal is actually abnormal in the eyes of the public."

"Are you afraid that someone with a heart will run me over with this matter? Or are you worried that others will look down on you?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

Ye Ling said: "Of course I'm afraid that you will be..." He said this sentence as if he hadn't thought about it. Halfway through the sentence, he felt that it was not good to say so, so he changed his mouth and said, "What am I? Not afraid."

"Isn't that enough? I'm not afraid." Xie Shuangchen said, "You're actually afraid that I'm just playing with you casually. I'm not. I would risk my life for you. Think about it yourself. Are you crying in front of the bed real tears? You don’t want to cure me, can you? You said that if I really passed by at that time, I didn’t hear you say that you like me. I really have to die. Look at me now If you survive a catastrophe, you will have a future blessing. Where is my blessing? You praise me, I am willing to leave my life in your hands, let's live a good life, okay?"

Time and air froze on Ye Ling's body. He didn't pull his hand back, but stared blankly at Xie Shuangchen, wondering if he was trying to discern the sincerity in his words.But then again, whether you are sincere or not is not what you say. Xie Shuangchen's actions when the lamp fell said everything.

How sincerely do you have to treat a person before you would rather sacrifice your own life to protect it?

"Hey..." Ye Ling lowered her head and sighed softly, and said in a low voice, "Whoever breaks the other, just don't scare me like this in the future."

His meaning was already very clear, Xie Shuangchen had been with him for so long, of course he understood that when a happy event happened in his life, he immediately smiled, hugged Ye Ling and kissed him.

Yao Sheng felt that he was going blind.

"Stop making trouble!" Ye Ling didn't want to go too far in front of Yao Sheng, so she slightly pushed Xie Shuangchen away and said, "You haven't finished lying to me yet."

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen began to play dumb, and shook Ye Ling's hand, "Ms. Ye, Brother Ye, Lingxian'er!"

"Don't act like a baby!" Ye Ling said seriously, "Stuttering is easy to learn? You are the only one who can learn to stutter, right?"

"me……"

Ye Ling suddenly turned around and asked Yao Sheng: "Boss Yao, do you know about the fact that he has not lost his memory?"

"Of course I don't know! I'm also a victim of being deceived! Xie Shuangchen, you are such a waste of conscience that I bought you so many pig brains!" Yao Sheng was shocked, but Ye Ling's gun was pointed at him so quickly , "Then I just remembered that I have something else to do, I'm leaving first! You two are chatting, see you later!"

"Yao..." Before Ye Ling could call all the names, Yao Sheng ran off with oil on his feet, leaving Xie Shuangchen alone to accept the baptism of the storm.

Ye Ling turned back to look at Xie Shuangchen, Xie Shuangchen immediately lay down on the bed, moaning angrily: "Oh... dizziness..."

"Eat this apple." Ye Ling said angrily, "Tomorrow morning I will bring you a bowl of stewed apples to nourish your brain."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Steam cooking is all about water, what has it to do with the brain."

Ye Ling nodded Xie Shuangchen's forehead: "Where do you think the stuff in yours is more advanced than stewed stuff?"

Xie Shuangchen took Ye Ling's hand, kissed the back of his hand, and said with a playful smile, "Then you like it too, don't you?"

"Don't tell me, I like to eat eggs and fruits." Ye Ling paused and said, "It's much more nutritious than yours."

"It's a pity that there are no eggs and fruits in Beijing. Otherwise, I will buy them for you every day." Xie Shuangchen said, "Or I can make them for you after I go out. I don't think it is very difficult, but it is too oily... eh, no, no, too much oil Don’t eat it all the time, it’s easy to get three highs…”

He was rambling, and he was quite happy.Xie Shuangchen himself didn't think that thinking about so many things would give him a headache, and Ye Ling's headache even after hearing it.When Xie Shuangchen talked about the part of the story about getting a back kitchen in Yongping Club, he suddenly remembered something, and said to Ye Ling: "The things you told Lang Weixian in the corridor are true or not. ? The audience really walked halfway?"

"No, it's fake." Ye Ling said, "How could I know so many things when I came out so early? Do you have a long brain to match your height?"

"Isn't it chaos if I care about it?" Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "It's best if nothing happens. The audience doesn't know about my hospitalization, right?"

Ye Ling said: "I don't know. Some enthusiastic viewers asked, and we all answered that we have a cold and a throat. I think people are quite disappointed."

"Hey... I can't help it. I can only perform hard to thank the audience in the future." Xie Shuangchen said, "What about my second senior brother? What kind of monster is he doing recently? I haven't been online for a few days in the hospital, as if something happened Do not know at all."

Ye Ling said: "It's still just such a small thing, the scolding on the Internet is ugly, you'd better not read it, so as not to affect the condition."

"Hey, are you afraid that I won't feel good looking at you?" Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, isn't it just swearing? I have to give up three points to a shrew when I swear, a mere second senior brother is nothing to worry about. "

"The point is not these." Ye Ling said.

"The point is that he criticizes us from a moral point of view, right?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Is he envious and jealous when he sees others drinking the Dajiao Cup? Will he faint when he sees something more exciting?"

Ye Ling was shocked and said: "You...what do you want to do? Tell you, Xie Shuangchen, if you dare to do something out of line, I..."

"Where do you want to go?" Xie Shuangchen held Ye Ling's hand, "What do you want me to do to you?"

Ye Ling blushed slightly, dodging Xie Shuangchen's gaze.He thinks this kind of feeling is very strange, no matter how much Xie Shuangchen made a joke before, he can treat it normally, but once he delivered his sincerity, even if Xie Shuangchen winked at him, he would feel shy.

"Don't worry." Xie Shuangchen smiled, and was very satisfied with Ye Ling's reaction, "I only do those 'extraordinary' things in your mind, and I don't want others to see them. But I The 'exciting' thing..."

"How is it?" Ye Ling asked.

Xie Shuangchen smiled mysteriously: "I won't tell you."

"Xie Shuangchen, are you only three years old?" Ye Ling asked, "Can you talk like a normal person?"

"No, no, no!" Xie Shuangchen began to stutter, lying on the bed tossing, "I, my brain is not working well, I am stupid, I am stupid! I want Teacher Ye to kiss me!"

"Okay, you're capable." The strange feeling in Ye Ling's heart dissipated immediately. He felt that he had to behave as usual, otherwise Xie Shuangchen wouldn't be able to be cured. Stuttering Theory"!"

"Don't mind!" Xie Shuangchen said, "It's really easy to stutter if you're old-fashioned!"

Ye Ling said: "I think you enjoy it."

"In the beginning, I was a bit uneasy." Xie Shuangchen said, "I've gotten better these two days, alas, why should I lie to you about this?"

"I'm too lazy to be mean to you." Ye Ling looked at the time, "It's too late, I should go, you should stay with the hospital by yourself."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Can you stay with me tonight?"

Ye Ling said, "You don't need to be infused at night, and you don't need to be watched."

"I don't!" Xie Shuangchen said coquettishly, "I want you to accompany me! Just one night!"

Ye Ling couldn't compete with Xie Shuangchen, so she could only agree. Anyway, it wasn't the first time she was in the hospital, and now it was easier than before, at least she didn't have to wait on Xie Shuangchen halfway.

Xie Shuangchen vacated half of the bed for Ye Ling, he quite liked such a bed, he could have reason to squeeze with Ye Ling.

"Ms. Ye, do you still remember? When Master was still alive, let us be together." Xie Shuangchen whispered to Ye Ling, "I just treat him as an old man and agree with us."

Ye Ling smiled helplessly: "You really know how to find reasons for yourself."

"After all, my name is 'Chang Youli'." Although Xie Shuangchen's tone was low, it was full of cheerful notes.That kind of joy seemed to be able to spread through the air or skin, filling Ye Ling's heart with a feeling of happiness.

"Good night, Teacher Ye." Xie Shuangchen said, "See you tomorrow."

"Yes." Ye Ling replied softly, "See you tomorrow."

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and since the knot between the two was untied, Xie Shuangchen looked proud every day, and his injuries improved quickly, and he was honorably discharged from the hospital after a period of time.

It was thrilling when it came, and it was as if nothing had happened when it left, it was still the lively Xie Shuangchen.

Just with a bald head.

Xie Shuangchen was a little unhappy, even if he was wearing a baseball cap, he felt strange.

"You can make do with it." Ye Ling complained while tidying up her things, begging Bai Lai to look in the mirror and thank Shuangchen, "Why are you the only one who has so much to do?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "The main reason is that I have no reason to be bald at such a young age!"

Ye Ling asked: "Why not? Xieding has nothing to do with age."

"My God, don't curse me!" Xie Shuangchen yelled, "Since ancient times, beauties are like famous generals, and the world is not allowed to see baldness! I am not bald! I shaved my head because of an injury! My hair is dense!"

"Say a few words less." Ye Ling finished packing her things, "Let's go, don't come here again."

"Okay." Xie Shuangchen took Ye Ling with the luggage and went out.

"Don't pull me." Ye Ling said, "There are so many people in the hospital."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Oh, who knows who you are? Don't worry about so much, it's easy to get old."

"You think I'm old?" Ye Ling asked.He is five years older than Xie Shuangchen. Although the difference is not as big as that of teenagers, there is still a full generation gap.Xie Shuangchen was still in his twenties when he was in full bloom, and he was already about to open his fingers for a few years to the last time of his "two prefixes".

"Female junior holds gold bricks, and male sophomore plus three will be passed on forever. How can I despise you? It's too late to like you." Xie Shuangchen replied with a smile.

This sentence was said by Xie Shuangchen to Ye Ling at Wang Zheng's wedding back then. After so long, what was said as a joke at the time has become a reality now.

I can only say "good fortune".

A group of people from the Wing Ping Club were clamoring to pick up Xie Shuangchen, but Ye Ling didn't call them. He had a bit of taboo about Xie Shuangchen, and he didn't want everyone to go to the doctor if they had nothing to do. Besides, Xie Shuangchen didn't have many things, so he alone was enough. .

The two took a taxi and left, and when they returned to their long-lost home, Xie Shuangchen stretched his waist and sighed, "Sure enough, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as my dog's nest!"

"Virtue." Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen suddenly picked him up, and Ye Ling was terrified by the fact that his feet were off the ground. He grabbed Xie Shuangchen and said, "What are you crazy about! Put me down, you bastard!"

"Let it go, just let it go." Xie Shuangchen carried Ye Ling to the bed in the back room and put it down, then threw herself on it, hugged Ye Ling for a while and acted tenderly, "I just want to hug you well."

"You..." Ye Ling wanted to struggle, but seeing that Xie Shuangchen really just hugged him, she went with Xie Shuangchen, and was pinned down by Xie Shuangchen, motionless.

Xie Shuangchen half-closed his eyes and let out a long breath, as if he had confirmed something, his whole body was settled and satisfied.

Ye Ling touched Xie Shuangchen's face, slid her finger on his scalp, and said after a long time: "Your head is quite round."

"...I thought you had to say something distressing." Xie Shuangchen raised his eyes, "Is this the only thing you've been arguing for a long time?"

Ye Ling smiled and kissed him on the head.

"Ms. Ye." Xie Shuangchen said suddenly, "I have something to discuss with you."