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As the saying goes, the high-speed rail is opened in the Yongping Society, and there is a lot of noise.

Xie Shuangchen said these words in a low voice, but it couldn't hold back the audience's enthusiastic response. The clamor continued one after another. Xie Shuangchen just stood there laughing, unable to continue.

"Plow him—" the girls yelled, trying to watch the scene involving pornography.

Ye Ling also stood helplessly, her face turned red after hearing this sentence.

Xie Shuangchen waved his hands to the audience: "This is a private matter for us, so we have to do it quietly."

"What—?" The word came from the crowd, and the question was raised in unison, which was quite ambiguous.

"Oh! What's going on!" Xie Shuangchen stomped his feet and shook his hands, "What are you lesbians thinking about all day long?"

"Comrade?" The girl who first called Xie Shuangchen "stinky rascal" questioned her soul.

Xie Shuangchen pretended to be angry and said, "Shut up!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Okay, okay, let's be serious." Xie Shuangchen decided to get down to business, and asked Ye Ling, "What did I just say?"

Ye Ling resumed her usual frigidity, and said bluntly: "Speaking of getting off the platform, I will be plowed by me."

The audience exploded.

Xie Shuangchen was stunned, could it be better?Is it impossible to pass this stubble?Who is he? Where is he? What should he do?

He could only pat Ye Ling's arm and said, "Let's talk about cross talk first, and let's talk about the rest when we get home."

Shi Xiangcheng had just finished refilling Chen Xu's hot water when she heard this sentence. She turned around and glanced at the stage, and said, "I've never seen such an effort."

"Young people." Chen Xu said, "Follow what you like."

Shi Xiangcheng turned to Chen Xu and said, "But Little Fifth Master said they were real."

"What really?" Chen Xu drank his tea without paying much attention.

"It's true that they are having sex." Shi Xiangcheng said, "My meticulous investigation and my informant's report to me have basically confirmed the truth. Hey, thanks to the fact that the second lady is not living in their house now , otherwise how much crime would the child suffer?"

Chen Xu couldn't hold back his tea and choked for a while, coughing frantically, Shi Xiangcheng quickly patted him on the back: "Brother Chen, are you alright?"

"It's okay." Chen Xu took a breath, "No wonder Xiaoye asked me so much just now if I have anything."

Shi Xiangcheng said, "What did he ask?"

Chen Xu concluded: "It's just some trivial things about the couple's daily life."

"Oh my god!" Shi Xiangcheng's Northeast taste came out, "This is too fast!"

The ghost knows if she simply omitted the daily life between husband and wife and directly made it indescribable.

Feng Feifei looked from the background to the front for a while, then ran to Cai Xunshang and Lu Xunhan worriedly, and said in a very difficult tone: "Hey, you two can't..."

"What?" Cai Xunshang asked with a smile.

"That." Feng Feifei compared her fingers, "The ones you talk about are so scary, I'm so scared."

Cai Xunshang said: "Lao Han and I are brothers and sisters. Do you remember how Xiao Wuye called Mr. Ye at the beginning? He asked me to call him uncle and Mr. Ye as aunt! Two Miss, you have lived in their house for so long, why did you act like the truth is revealed today?"

"I'm not targeting the two of them." Feng Feifei said, "I'm worried that all the people in your company are base, so will I survive?"

Cai Xunshang said: "Don't worry, it's probably just the two of them messing around. My wish is to have an ordinary person's conservative luck energy, and on this basis, I can get rich and become a landlord."

"Your wish is really simple." Feng Feifei sneered, "Then why don't you just change your name to 'rich man'? How pleasant is it? And I think, in fact, your luck is really conserved, but it doesn't reflect it. In you, it is reflected in you and Lao Han. You are unlucky and he is lucky, how balanced it is when added together."

Cai Xunshang laughed and said, "That can't always be my bad luck—ah!" He leaned back when he was speaking, and he couldn't control it well, and fell over directly.

Lu Xunhan ran over to help him: "I rely on you, are you okay? Did you break anything? Do you want to go to the hospital? What if there is any problem? You are still young..."

"Stop!" Cai Xunshang stopped Lu Xunhan's aimless divergence, "I'm fine!"

Feng Feifei said with emotion: "You two are dead, let's debut."

After Ye Ling stepped down, she changed her clothes and didn't speak to Xie Shuangchen.Xie Shuangchen hurriedly cleaned up with everyone, and asked Ye Ling to go home when it was done.

Xie Shuangchen asked while driving: "Mr. Ye, are you hungry? Do you want to eat supper?"

"..."

"Eat? What do you want to eat? Shall I buy it along the way?"

"..."

Xie Shuangchen asked several questions and Ye Ling didn't respond, he turned to look at Ye Ling: "Ms. Ye?"

Ye Ling leaned against the car window, turned her head slightly to look out the window, and made a "hum" in her nose as an answer to Xie Shuangchen.

"say something."

"I don't want to talk." Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen felt baffled, Ye Ling was fine on weekdays, why did she suddenly behave like this today?After thinking about it, there is a high probability that it happened on stage today.In the past, Ye Ling only talked about him occasionally, and would not protest silently. Xie Shuangchen felt helpless and a little upset.

He drove home with a dull head, went upstairs and followed Ye Ling into the door.The room was pitch black, and just as Ye Ling was about to turn on the light, a force came from behind and pushed him against the wall.

"What are you doing?" Ye Ling asked in surprise.

"Plow you." Xie Shuangchen said in a low voice, "It was agreed on stage."

"Who told you?" Ye Ling struggled, "Stop making trouble, it's not on stage now."

"I don't care." Xie Shuangchen stepped forward and arched.

"Stop messing around, it's too much." Ye Ling didn't know if Xie Shuangchen had a fever again in the middle of the night or took the wrong medicine, why did she tease him like this for no reason?

"Where did I mess around?" Xie Shuangchen leaned into Ye Ling's ear and said, "I'm not messing around, what I said is true."

Ye Ling said: "Why are you so tired and crooked?"

"I have a question I want to ask you." Xie Shuangchen said to himself, "Have you never had any unreasonable thoughts? Let me recall carefully, the life you lived in my house was like that of an eminent monk. Or are you going out to steal food behind my back? What are you thinking about at night?"

"You, what nonsense are you talking about..." The questions came one after another, and the scale was getting bigger and bigger. Ye Ling didn't know how to deal with it, so she could only pretend to be calm.

"Oh, why do you keep saying these words?" Xie Shuangchen said, "The one who hates me on the stage is called a quick wit, and won't be able to play tricks off the stage?"

Ye Ling said: "On stage is on stage, and off stage is off stage. So don't make jokes on stage come off stage."

"Who sat on my lap?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Why do you keep bringing this up?" Ye Ling asked back.

"Because people are doing things and the sky is watching." Xie Shuangchen gently stroked Ye Ling's face with his finger, "What's the matter, Teacher Ye raised his ass and refused to recognize anyone?"

"I don't recognize anyone when I put on my pants!" Ye Ling pushed Xie Shuangchen away when he was relaxing, "Get out! I'm annoying to see you!" He ran back to his room as if he was running away. It's useless for Xie Shuangchen to talk trash outside.

Ye Ling curled up on the bed, covered his head with the quilt, he used this hypoxic state to cover up and explain his gaffe.Fortunately, the light was not turned on just now, otherwise Xie Shuangchen would have grabbed him and made fun of him again.

Xie Shuangchen was very unhappy. On the one hand, he was frustrated, and on the other hand, this embarrassing ambiguity made him lose his sense of direction.Ye Ling's attitude was unpredictable, and he didn't dare to take a step forward openly. If he messed up, wouldn't it be the end of the game?

Therefore, Xiao Wuye could only jump back and forth on the edge of temptation.It's useless to think so much, if he wants to understand his feelings for Ye Ling, then everything will be all right.Xie Shuangchen's nonsense is nonsense, but he is a very decisive person. He dared to squat on the side of the road and paint cat's head with white salt, and he dared to confront his second senior brother. In the past, his behavior would have been outrageous.

He has learned benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trust from Xie Fangbi, but he doesn't care about these at all.

Xie Shuangchen was secretly thinking about the future, and suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have taken his medicine today.

Isn't he a sick man?Why are you still fussing over here?

The weather is getting colder and colder, but the business has improved a lot. I don't know if it is because everyone is under a lot of pressure at the end of the year and needs to find some fun and relaxing things to do.Many of them came to see Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling admiringly. Although they were making small noises, they were more or less flattering.

Finally, after a heavy snowfall, Xie Shuangchen began to think about two things, one is to fix the cast next year, and the other is to have a holiday at the end of the year.The former is still a little far away, while the latter is close at hand.He wanted to end the battle a week earlier. By that time, people in Beijing had already started to leave one after another. There should be no more people coming to listen to cross talk in idleness.

He, Ye Ling, and Shi Xiangcheng took advantage of the break on Monday to gather in the garden of Yongping Society to settle accounts.

"Absolutely." Xie Shuangchen said, "After all kinds of miscellaneous expenses and performance fees, we still have a balance of 500 yuan at the end of this year!"

Shi Xiangcheng said indifferently: "We still have to rely on the live broadcast platform to give rewards. I said, why don't we start a garden and start a live broadcast instead."

"Don't tell me." Xie Shuangchen said, "The wife of the head of your club has a thin skin, so she might not be able to do this."

Shi Xiangcheng's yin and yang were strange: "Yo——"

Ye Ling said: "Shut up, both of you!"

"Anyway, it's only three thousand and five, and there's not much money. I'll post some and send it to everyone for the New Year." Xie Shuangchen said this and felt shabby. Other companies pay thirteen and fifteen salaries at the end of the year The welfare year-end bonus, he is good, let's make it together, and it may be 1000 yuan for each person.

It's really thanks to the brothers who really like to talk about cross talk and can persist in doing this.This year also made Xie Shuangchen experience the warmth and coldness of the world, and grew up a lot.He said with a smile on his lips, but secretly held firm expectations for the future in his heart.

"There is such a thing." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Someone in your company's Chaochao asked if there will be a program at the end of the year."

Xie Shuangchen asked: "What? The Spring Festival Gala?"

"Vulgar." Shi Xiangcheng said.

Ye Ling said: "Maybe it's the last performance before the holiday? Did we say something about sealing the box?"

"No?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Langweixian and the others have sealed boxes, mainly because they have outfits, and they are really packed in boxes. Before the holiday at the end of the year, put a "sealed box" seal, and pay homage to the ancestors. It's over. But now they don't do these things anymore, the Spring Festival is really a time when he is busy, so seal the wool. What do we get for cross talk? All of them have a big body, and they are rich."

Shi Xiangcheng didn't understand, so he asked: "I thought you were the same as the opera singers, so it's not the same?"

"Of course it's different. They are operas, and we are quyi." Xie Shuangchen said, "The opera singers are so noble and glamorous. They sing in the theater garden. Most of us poor artists say it at temple fairs. We may not How can I go to the theater, but I must go to the temple fair, isn’t this the time to make money? Oh, to put it bluntly, I still have no clothes, few things, and nothing to seal, so it’s better to continue to make money.”

"Do you dare to say to your cabinet that you have no clothes?" Ye Ling asked.

Xie Shuangchen said: "My cabinet is as good as Langweixian!"

Ye Ling said: "You don't come here."

"Really, I'm not lying to you!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Why don't you ask Xiaomeng about the boa robe of Concubine Yang Guifei of Lang Weixian, which was embroidered by a master he personally went to Suzhou to find! And that lacquered folding fan , is made of gold leaf, pure gold! The jewels on the phoenix crown are all real! And this is just the tip of the iceberg! Their family also has a set of ancestral Diancuitou noodles!"

"..." Ye Ling knew that Yao Sheng was exaggerating, but he didn't expect it to reach this level.I didn't know how to evaluate it for a long time, so I could only say: "Boss Yao doesn't think the real material will lead the way."

Xie Shuangchen said: "This is his own business, he can do whatever he likes."

"Don't talk about it!" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Let's talk about us, it doesn't matter whether it is called sealing and opening the box or express box, do you want to do it? I think everyone's voice is quite high."

"I have to calculate this matter carefully." Xie Shuangchen said, "The key is what to play."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Hey, why don't you push the second lady up to sing and criticize operas?"

"That's really in time for the temple fair." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile.

"I think it's better to open it." Ye Ling said, "There is a beginning and an end throughout the year. After the show is over, we will have a meal together and go home happily for the New Year. Isn't that good?"

Xie Shuangchen asked, "What if no audience comes?"

Ye Ling thought for a while and said, "It's not that I haven't experienced it before. If no one comes, it will be an internal annual meeting."

"Okay, then I will listen to you." Xie Shuangchen readily agreed.Shi Xiangcheng silently despised Xie Shuangchen in his heart. He said just now that it was a total sum, but Ye Ling immediately agreed as soon as he opened his mouth.

Really very unprincipled.

"Then don't call yourself an outsider this time." Xie Shuangchen said, "We still invite people as we did for the premiere. According to the program arrangement... I have an idea."

Ye Ling said, "Say it."

"We're going to prepare three jobs, the first is a traditional job, the second is an adaptation of a traditional job, and the third is an original one." Xie Shuangchen said, "As for whether these are leg work, mother-in-law or oral, let's talk about it." .”

Ye Ling said: "How many days before the holiday? Can you write something original?"

"It's a matter of human effort." Xie Shuangchen said, "The lyrics of Taiping that you wrote for my master and me back then were handy. You are an excellent student at Tsinghua University, and you know more punctuation marks than I do."

Ye Ling said: "I just learned how to burn boilers, not Chinese. To learn Chinese, you can go to Peking University. We are all dead nerds of science and engineering. Besides, I became a monk halfway through. "

Xie Shuangchen said, "When the People's Republic of China was founded, Master Hou and others personally invited Mr. Lao She to write in order to innovate cross talk, and took the essence of traditional cross talk and discarded the dross, creating a large number of excellent works and passing them on to this day. Mr. Lao She also It’s not about cross talk, but people have creative ability, that is, they can write. There are very few people who talk about cross talk with culture, and many so-called creations come from life. I don’t think there is a higher or lower between the two, There is no such thing as professional or unprofessional, as long as the audience approves it while retaining some basic structure and concept, it is good."

"Wait." Ye Ling interrupted Xie Shuangchen, "Don't talk so much nonsense, he is Lao She! People's artist!"

"Oh, they are all cultural people." Xie Shuangchen patted Ye Ling's shoulder with a smile, "You must always remember my master's words, count the romantic people, and look at the present!"

Ye Ling was speechless: "This sentence is not what your master said, okay?"

"You understand the spirit." Xie Shuangchen was still making patches.

Shi Xiangcheng said to Xie Shuangchen: "I think you have unlocked a new achievement after the 'World Champion of Reasoning'."

Xie Shuangchen asked, "What?"

"National first-class porcelain touch athlete." Shi Xiangcheng said.

"No." Ye Ling said, "world-class."