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There are two people at a table on the stage, and the audience is scattered, and the business is deserted.

Xie Shuangchen was very busy in the play "Pearl Shirt", wrapped in a turban to play the roles of wife and maid, and running around there by herself, while Ye Ling stood aside and sneered.

According to the arrangement of the plot, the master played by Ye Ling sits on a chair, and the wife played by Xie Shuangchen kneels on the ground and pleads with the master while crying. There is a long section of singing here.

Then it became a disaster, Xie Shuangchen sang while holding Ye Ling's thigh at first, and then began to sing while holding Ye Ling's hand, crying and crying, so pitiful.

Shi Xiangcheng was watching with gusto when he saw a tall man in a windbreaker walk in at the door.

"Hey, Boss Yao is here!" Shi Xiangcheng stepped forward to greet him.Yao Sheng nodded to her, and when he saw the stage, his expression immediately turned into disgust, and he asked, "Which one survived?"

Shi Xiangcheng said, "It's the last."

"What's your name?" Yao Sheng asked.

"Pearl Shirt." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Boss Yao, sit down first, and I'll make you a pot of tea." She took out a card from her pocket as she spoke, "This is the QR code, and the total is 80 yuan Money, you scan it."

"Ah?" Yao Sheng said, "Are you still asking me for money? It would be nice if I could pay for a ticket to come in! Isn't this too expensive for you? Is it a black shop?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "That can't be helped. The team leader specially instructed that Boss Yao will serve the best when he comes, and he has to take money from Boss Yao."

"Stay here." Yao Sheng said, "Stop drinking, I'm thirsty!"

"Hey!" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Then call me if you have something to do." Then he ran away and stayed there.

Yao Sheng didn't have anything to do today, so he went out to hang out after getting up in the afternoon, and by the way, he also had a look at how Xie Shuangchen was doing recently.But look around, there are only two rows of people sitting on the big weekend, it doesn't look very good.

You deserve it!How dare you ask him for tea money, how poor are you?

In the stands, Xie Shuangchen was still crying on his knees, he had deviated from the original content long ago, and didn't get up after singing, he knelt on the ground and hugged Ye Ling, chattering.

Ye Ling wanted to kick him very much, and silently made up her mind that she would never act in a husband and wife scene with Xie Shuangchen from now on.

"Master..." Xie Shuangchen held Ye Ling's hand and pretended to wipe his tears, that was so pitiful, "Hey——"

Ye Ling touched Xie Shuangchen's face with her backhand: "Go ahead and sing."

"I forgot the words." Xie Shuangchen said.

"Fuck you." Ye Ling was finally able to kick Xie Shuangchen, he was merciless, and Xie Shuangchen fell limply to the side, and this was the end of it.

The two bowed and left the stage, because it was the last show, so there will be a small comeback.Generally speaking, the audience applauds enthusiastically and strongly.But at this moment, there were not many people sitting under the stage, and only a few girls and Yao Sheng were left clapping their hands in the middle of the walk.This encore is really tasteless.

Originally, there was none, but Feng Feifei pretended to be the host and ran up to stop the two of them, and she had to go back if she didn't want to.

"The performance of "Pearl Shirt" was performed just now." Xie Shuangchen stood in front of the microphone and began to chat about homework, "It was taken from Pingju Opera, and it is a classic piece of the Bai School. Hey, did I learn it like Bai Yushuang? This figure Son, this singing..."

He asked Ye Ling, Ye Ling lowered his head and fiddled with the fan handkerchief on the table, and said silently: "Well, the genders are quite similar."

"Hey—" Yao Sheng shouted.The girls in front of him laughed "hehe".

Xie Shuangchen saw Yao Sheng below at a glance, pointed to Yao Sheng and said to Ye Ling: "He is the most like him."

Ye Ling said: "Well, both of you sisters are very good."

Yao Sheng said loudly, "Ms. Ye, come down and play!"

Ye Ling cupped her fists: "Homophobic."

Yao Sheng pretended to be angry, Xie Shuangchen asked Ye Ling with a troubled face: "Then what should I do?"

What Ye Ling thinks in his heart is one thing, but standing on this stage, he can always enter a state of performance calmly.As long as he is here, he can always remember that he is just a "B", and he is not responsible for anything he says.

And Xie Shuangchen, like him, is the "A", and everything he does presents jokes to the audience.

The stage is an indifferent place, and there is no need to pour the actors' true emotions into it.

"Can you be the same?" Ye Ling said to Xie Shuangchen with a smile, "Of course you are different."

Xie Shuangchen was stunned for a moment, but it was only for a short moment, and he quickly changed into that cheap look, and said, "Oh, people will be shy if you say such things so openly."

Ye Ling nodded: "Then let's talk about it when we go back to the room at night."

The girls were already a little out of control.

"I feel like it's even more shameful to say that." Xie Shuangchen said.

"Is there?" Ye Ling pretended to be stupid, "The adulterer should see the adulterer."

The two of them were back and forth on the stage, Yao Sheng would have been booing at first, but afterward it was too straightforward, and he was even a little cold at first.Those girls were chattering, Xie Shuangchen said to them: "What are you talking about? Let's chat for a while?"

One of them said, "Nothing, don't ask."

Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm going to ask!"

Another said: "I know it's not good for you, please don't interfere too much with fans' lives!"

Xie Shuangchen was startled, and said, "Why am I interfering in your life? No, curiosity! Tell me!"

"You really want to know?" they asked.

Ye Ling said helplessly: "If he wants to know, you should tell him. Otherwise, you all don't leave today. If you don't keep it clean, you will be detained as a cleaning girl. That's how the one who played the allegro at the beginning was detained. of."

After hearing this, those girls started to discuss frantically again.

"Speak louder!" Xie Shuangchen acted like a baby on the spot, while Ye Ling held his forehead beside him.

"Do you really want to listen? Then don't regret it." A girl said very calmly, "You really said it!"

Xie Shuangchen urged: "Hurry up!"

The girl was still very calm: "Just to discuss the relationship between you and Teacher Ye." After she finished speaking, she added, "You forced me to say it, but I didn't want to say it myself. Don't backtrack and affect your normal life. The hat of life, we will not take this blame."

Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling looked at each other, Ye Ling really didn't know what to say, he could only rely on Xie Shuangchen.Xie Shuangchen also digested this question, then leaned over the table and asked, "Is this question so difficult to distinguish?"

Ye Ling was confused now, he really wanted to crack Xie Shuangchen's brain to see what was inside.This point is too outrageous, right?You don't know how to answer, why don't you just keep silent?Why do you suddenly ask people "Is it difficult to distinguish?"It doesn't matter at all!

Yao Sheng rested his chin on the floor to watch the show, Shi Xiangcheng came over and asked quietly: "Boss Yao, what do you think?"

"Me?" Yao Sheng said, "Of course I'm sitting and watching! What's the matter, do you want me to lie down and watch?"

"No." Shi Xiangcheng simply pulled up a chair and sat down, "I mean the two on the stage..." She put her two index fingers together and said with a smile, "You know that?"

"The two of them?" Yao Sheng said, "Aren't all partners like this, they are closer than wives."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "But when I first came here, I saw Teacher Ye sitting on the lap of the head teacher."

"Huh?" Yao Sheng didn't know that there was such a thing, he was very shocked, and even wanted to grab a handful of melon seeds and nibble quickly, "Ye Ling sitting on Xie Shuangchen's lap?"

"That's right." Shi Xiangcheng said, "There was no one there at the time, the two of them..."

Yao Sheng asked suddenly: "Why do I feel that you seem to be quite happy?"

"No." Shi Xiangcheng said sternly, "I am very upright."

"I can't imagine that scene." Yao Sheng said with a troubled face, "I might also be homophobic."

When Xie Shuangchen asked that question, the girls in the audience didn't say a word.He stood up and looked at Ye Ling, and said as if talking to himself: "It's not hard to tell, is it?"

"...Stop talking." Ye Ling held his forehead.

"Oh, it's not important." A girl waved her hand, "Stop asking, don't you feel embarrassed? I'm embarrassed for you."

Xie Shuangchen not only didn't feel embarrassed, but also put his cheeks on neatly, put his arms around Ye Ling, and said, "I don't think you should be suspicious of this."

Ye Ling struggled in Xie Shuangchen's arms, not very honest.Xie Shuangchen didn't want him to move, so he suddenly turned around and bent down, put one arm around Ye Ling's shoulder, and the other arm passed through Ye Ling's knee, and immediately hugged Ye Ling up, and put Ye Ling down like a bandit. on the table.

Only a few people in the audience could create an uproar.

Xie Shuangchen held Ye Ling's shoulders, with half of his weight resting on Ye Ling, raised his eyebrows and said, "Ms. Ye, don't move." Then he said to the girls in the audience, "You are not allowed to go against the cp, either. Did you hear that?"

Several people in the audience nodded.

"We are not in business." Xie Shuangchen said brainwashingly, "We are very sincere."

Several people in the audience nodded blankly.

"It's really too much..." Shi Xiangcheng said, "If it were an idol artist, the fans would explode in place, right?"

Yao Sheng shook his head: "I don't really understand."

There were not many people in the whole garden, and the most embarrassing one was Ye Ling.

He really is neither advancing nor retreating, making himself very struggling.He felt that Xie Shuangchen couldn't be guessed with the thinking of a normal person, because Xie Shuangchen couldn't play cards according to common sense.

This person has no bottom line, Ye Ling thought.

Playing and playing, the performance always ends, Xie Shuangchen successfully fooled those girls to come to the garden to listen to the cross talk when they had nothing to do, and then the show ended.

When there was no one else around, Xie Shuangchen simply jumped off the stage and walked towards Yao Sheng: "Hey, senior brother is here? Why treat us to supper?"

Yao Sheng said: "It's not a good thing if you come out with the word 'Senior Brother'."

"Then you see that we play tricks here, so why not reward us?" Xie Shuangchen turned his head and shouted, "Teacher Ye, what are you doing there?"

Ye Ling looked up at him, moved slowly, and instead of coming to his side, went backstage.

"Ms. Ye has a thin skin." Xie Shuangchen explained to Yao Sheng, "You know that."

Yao Sheng said: "Who told you not to be angry when you bully me like this? Have you played it? Teacher Ye is blushing."

"Then you didn't see him bullying me." Xie Shuangchen said.

Yao Sheng said, "Then you deserve it."

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I am wronged! But don't you think it's cute when Teacher Ye blushes?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

Yao Sheng said, "Your thinking is very dangerous, young man."

Xie Shuangchen didn't answer, and said, "Let's go, don't stay here anymore, and don't disturb Ms. Sausage cleaning up."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "You told them to come out and clean together before leaving!"

"All right, all right." Xie Shuangchen went to the backstage to call for someone, and everyone came out in a swarm.Yao Sheng has seen several others, especially Cai Xunshang who tripped him, and Yao Sheng feels ashamed of him.

"Why do you need to clean up!" A voice came over, and Yao Sheng looked along, and saw a young man slapping a broom carelessly, bumping into a chair or a table, clanging and rattling, I don't know Some of them thought they were demolishing the house.

Feng Feifei was very resentful, why did the actor come to clean up the mess, shouldn't this kind of thing be left to the cleaning girl?

Xie Shuangchen seemed to have seen through Feng Feifei's thoughts, poked him on the forehead, and said, "Self-reliance, enough food and clothing, you are here to sell yourself to pay off your debts, not to be the young master. What's the matter, you still think you are the second master at home?" ?”

"Then this is too depressing!" Feng Feifei shouted, "Why don't you even have a vacuum cleaner!"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Because of being poor!" He saw Yao Sheng standing on the side as if nothing had happened, and said, "Langweixian, please help me too, after cleaning up, go to have supper." Everyone shouted, "Boss Yao, please have supper later! Order whatever you want!"

Everyone applauded, what can Yao Sheng do?

"Then can I eat crayfish?" Feng Feifei said suddenly, "This is next to Guijie Street."

Yao Sheng asked, "Young man, who are you?"