The system of becoming a god in the entertainment industry

I was originally a man—

Although Lin Xiaoxiao doubted whether Shen Nanxing could afford that much money, but facing 30 yuan, he still didn't hold on for a second, and knelt down under the temptation of money.

"Where did you get so much money?"

"A few of us have obtained venture capital." Shen Nanxing looked at his watch, "These are confidential, and the details can only be told after you join us. I will send you an electronic version of the contract first, and you sign it." After that, come to me to discuss the specific details. Hurry up and run, I remember today is the last day?"

Lin Xiao smiled and nodded, "Well, I will go to the gym to exercise later."

Shen Nanxing looked Lin Xiao up and down with a smile, his eyes focused on his stomach and paused, "Come on, actually, I really hope you can exercise your physical fitness before you leave. There are still two and a half months before the summer vacation, according to you The current amount of exercise is still quite hopeful.”

Afterwards, Lin Xiaoxiao was very worried, wondering if he agreed too soon.

However, he thought about it again, recently all he received were some odd jobs, so he might as well follow Shen Nanxing and the others to make movies before school started.

Although this theme is an independent film at first glance, but after all, it has its own work, and it can be regarded as a representative work in the future.

After returning home, Lin Xiaoxiao received a call from the advertising studio.

The weight-loss ad he filmed before has officially passed the review of the advertiser, and is about to start running on TV and the Internet.

Because the prime time of TV has gradually increased in recent years, the place where the most advertisements are placed is still the Internet.

The casting assistant is calling from the studio.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Brother Fatty, I have wronged you recently, and we know that you are wronged, but the advertisers blocked us if they wanted to catch the heat of this incident.

But don't worry, since it's about to be screened, we can say whatever we want, my old uncle said, when the time comes, we will post an announcement on Weibo in the name of our studio. "

This surprised Lin Xiaoxiao.

No one in the studio made a sound before, so he thought it should be done by the advertiser.

But I didn't expect the director to be a very righteous person. For the sake of an unknown person like him, he was willing to use the name of the studio to make an announcement.

"Thank you, I understand your difficulties." Lin Xiaoxiao exchanged pleasantries with the casting assistant, and found that the studio had already paid for his salary.

Because he is a newcomer, but he can be regarded as the protagonist, so the salary is about 3 to [-] yuan.

This is considered a mid-range price among unknown newcomers.

The system rarely thoughtfully edited the eunuchs in hundreds of movies. It took about three hours in total, and asked Lin Xiaoxiao to take a closer look and figure out how others acted.

Not only that, the system also collected a lot of information about ancient eunuchs.

"Tsk tsk, just because a man has married too many wives, and he is afraid that they will cheat, so cruel methods are implemented against other men, really..."

The system whispered in Lin Xiaoxiao's ear, "Come on, let me explain the whole process to you in detail!"

[First, choose a season that is not too hot or cold, and there are no mosquitoes... Then tie it up... Cut a deep hole from the side, squeeze out...

Apply pig gall to the wound, oops, and then cut it... tie it up with a rope, this step is very important.

If the cut is too shallow, it will be cut again after a long time. If the cut is too deep, it will be miserable when you pee in the future, and you will smell all over your body if you don’t urinate clean! 】

【Hey hey hey, I have to put straws in after I'm done, because this way I can...】

After hearing the system's extremely detailed description, Lin Xiaoxiao's face turned pale, as if she had been severely frightened.

He didn't bother to study the film anymore, he sat upright, but his posture was extremely stiff.

[Lin Xiao laughs!What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and continue watching the video I edited! 】

"What are you doing researching? [Just curious, what's wrong with you? Why are you trembling?]

"Hehe, it's nothing, it's suddenly a little cold." Lin Xiaoxiao heaved a sigh of relief, as long as the system doesn't have that idea, it's fine!call!

At this moment, the sound of the system changed, returning to the cold and ruthless machine sound at the beginning.

[Compulsory task for advanced acting skills - I was born as a man. 】

[Please play a senior eunuch within six hours.Mandatory content 1. Pinching orchid fingers every 5 minutes, supporting line: "Oh." (coquettish tone).

2 The voice line becomes thinner, and the emotions are easily agitated, because of some trivial things, they will get angry or cry.

Supporting lines: all spoken content within five hours. 3 Please rent a set of eunuch costumes, and experience the psychology of the characters with your heart. 】

[Punishment for not completing the needle for ten seconds]

[Completion reward - you are more compliant than Dove 1. 】

[Task start time: now. 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, Lin Xiaoxiao heard the sound of the pointer moving in his ears.

The task begins now!

Lin Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, coughed lightly, squeezed her throat and said softly: "Oh, is it possible that when our family rents clothes, we still want to look like this? And what is the reward "You are more supple than Dove"?" ? "

"That's right!" "I won't tell you!" The system answered two questions in one go.

It might be a bit difficult to rent costumes in other places, but near the Shenzhen Film and Television Base, it couldn't be easier.

Many local people, in addition to opening restaurants and hotels, are doing small shops such as renting out costumes and props.

Lin Xiao walked out of the community with a smile, maintaining the appearance of Lan Huazhi all the way, and said "Aiyo aiyo" a few times from time to time.

Not only that, but with his back slightly bent, he walked around as weakly as a willow supporting the wind, and the expression on his face was even more ambiguous.

When passers-by saw him, they left far away, for fear of getting the strong gay air on him.

Lin Xiaoxiao was crying silently while walking.

"Are you secretly scolding me?" the system asked vigilantly.

"Oh, how dare I scold you? Grandpa, you are my food and clothing parents. Whether I can succeed in this life depends on you, Grandpa."

[Young man, I like you!You are so deeply involved in the drama, even the words you think in your head have become the eunuch's accent!Do you think I'm trying to make you look bad and make things difficult for you? 】

"Nothing..."

"This is also a part of training." The system explained: "In this circle, your every move will be magnified, and even after you become famous, people will see and comment on what you do!

Now I let you do this, but also for your own good!Train your mental endurance and resist stress in the face of other people's strange eyes! "

Lin Xiao smiled and nodded, "My family understands, you want me to learn to be thick-skinned."

【Ruzi can be taught! 】

Walking around the corner, there is a narrow street nearby for buying and selling groceries.

The inside is like an old-fashioned block, the stone slabs on the ground are not concrete, but uneven stone slabs.

Lin Xiaoxiao knew that there were many such grounds around here, some of which were originally like this, and some were made like this the day after tomorrow.

With such a simple and unsophisticated appearance, from time to time there will be film crews shooting scenes here, renting out the entire street, and the shopkeepers will get an extra income.

The owner of the costume rental shop heard someone coming in, without raising his head, he said lazily, "What do you want to rent?"

"Shopkeeper, do you still have your father-in-law's clothes?" An erratic, erratic voice, neither male nor female, came into the shopkeeper's ears!

The shop owner slid his hand, and Lu Ban on the phone screen immediately swooped into the enemy's rear. In less than three seconds, he was KO'd cleanly.

"Shit! I'm going to be reported again, saying that I gave away the head!"

The shopkeeper cursed in a low voice, and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao impatiently, "Speak well! Who are you scaring in broad daylight!"

Lin Xiaoxiao estimated in his mind that 5 minutes would be up soon, so he immediately pinched his orchid finger, nodded to the shopkeeper, turned his head and said, "Oh, I want to buy eunuch clothes, shopkeeper, hurry up, our family is in a hurry !"

The shopkeeper glanced at him, then at him again, then quickly took out a bag of clothes from under the counter and threw it to Lin Xiaoxiao, and said quickly, "Take it and take it! The deposit is five hundred , the rent is 15 yuan, and [-] yuan will be deducted every day if it is overdue!"

After receiving the information and cash filled in by Lin Xiaoxiao, the shopkeeper looked at his back and shook his head.

"Hey! Another one who's acting to the point of failure!"

After returning home and changing into eunuch clothes, Lin Xiaoxiao sighed deeply. He stood in front of the huge mirror in the living room, lovingly touching his face.

The person in the mirror has fair complexion, round cheeks, and a healthy pale pink color on his face. He looks like a pampered person.

However, his eyes were full of deep melancholy, which seemed to be engraved in his bone marrow. Although most of his usual smile had been covered up, it was still revealed inadvertently.

Lin Xiaoxiao said melancholy: "Oh, if my family wasn't poor when I was a child, my parents wouldn't have sent me to that place that eats people and doesn't spit out bones! It's a pity, a pity, I'm a man and not a girl."

As he said that, he seemed to be feeling sad, and took out a pink handkerchief (given free from the owner of the rental shop) from his sleeve, raised his orchid fingers, closed his eyes slightly, and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Ahem, that..." The system seemed to be unable to stand it anymore, and suddenly made a sound, but Lin Xiaoxiao interrupted before the words could be uttered.

It was too tiring to speak in the eunuch's voice in my head, so Lin Xiaoxiao said, "I have accepted my fate, I am afraid that I will only be able to stay in this deep palace for the rest of my life! Without children, even if the house is full of gold mountains Yinshan, what's the use if you don't have a confidant?"

Speaking of this, I don't know which famous eunuch Lin Xiaoxiao has replaced, and what kind of tragic life experience he has imagined for himself. He flicked his sleeves, "Plopped", half lying on the sofa, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Ah woo woo."

"If only I were a real man..."

Tears gathered in Lin Xiaoxiao's eyes little by little.

"It's a pity...it's a pity that I'm still not a complete man!"

Lin Xiaoxiao looked up at the ceiling. He looked up at a 45-degree angle, and tears finally fell down.

He said every word, full of melancholy and sadness.

"Why, why am I a eunuch!"

"Why, why cut off my little beep. "

After saying this sentence, Lin Xiaoxiao was filled with a deep sense of satisfaction!

His own performance is really the pinnacle!marvelous!

Whether it's his expression, tone, demeanor, or even body language, it fully shows a senior eunuch who is sad behind the human rights scene in the deep palace!

It's a pity that apart from the system, there are no other audiences who can appreciate his flawless performance.

Maybe God also feels sorry for Lin Xiaoxiao.

at this time.

"Shh" sound.

The kitchen door was opened from the inside.

Lin Xiaoxiao's expression froze instantly.

"Da da da……"

Xu Du was wearing slippers, holding an apple in his hand, and came out of the kitchen while eating.He passed behind Lin Xiaoxiao and sat directly on the sofa next to Lin Xiaoxiao.

Xu Du picked up the TV remote control.

Xu Du turned on the TV.

Xu Du started to change channels, and after changing several channels, he finally stopped.

The opening song of the familiar animal world came out on the TV.Then, the host's voice came out from the TV, "Summer is here, everything is recovering, and the sky looks extraordinarily blue. This is a season suitable for "beep"..."

Lin Xiaoxiao's heart went blank, and the information in his brain exploded instantly!

He felt that in China's 5000-year long history, if one chooses the most embarrassing scene, this situation and this scene will definitely be ranked in the top ten!