Correct use of working cell No. U-4869

Yujiu had frequent dreams recently.

People generally have dreams.Some people think that they don't have dreams because they sleep well, so the contents of those dreams are completely digested.

Yujiu just dreamed some unrealistic content. He dreamed that there were thousands of himself, or that he was wearing the same white clothes and was constantly fighting monsters with daggers. It felt like he was without transformation. special film.In addition to dreaming this time, he dreamed that he went to the tea room of the Armed Detective Agency to get some snacks.At this time, Yu Jiu heard the snack box next to him talking to him.The voice was asking Yu Jiu what he liked, and the other party was willing to give it anything.As soon as Yujiu touched the box, an Aladdin·Edogawa Ranpo·God Box popped out of it.

Edogawa Ranpo said: "I am God Box Edogawa Ranpo-sama, I can grant three wishes. But you are too slow, as punishment, I can only give you one wish. I can do anything Realize for you, do you want countless wealth, or want to have unparalleled wisdom like me, or you can get the power that everyone will like you, you can even be specific, billionaires, world-class scholars , whoever likes you also likes you."

When he talks, he habitually opens his arms, as if as long as Yujiu says, he can even move the sky and the universe to Yukui.

Yu Jiu looked at the water dispenser behind him, holding a water cup in his hand.

Edogawa sat cross-legged on the table in disorder, put his hands on his knees and urged, "Hurry up!"

Compared to Edogawa Ranpo's impatience, Uku said: "My wish is to have a cup of tea."

"No more?" Edogawa ran his eyes wide open.

"Nothing."

"what about me?"

Yu Jiu remembered that he had two other wishes about him, and said, "Then do whatever you like."

It wasn't until Yujiu finished speaking that Edogawa Ranpo looked at him in disbelief: "You actually despise me."

Yu Jiu patted his head and said, "Good boy."

Edogawa Ranpo turned into a cat.

……

When Yuku woke up, he was awakened by Natsume Soseki's cat tail.Now he and Mr. Natsume Soseki still live together, and Mr. Natsume still looks like a cat.Yu Jiu watched his tail wagging back and forth in front of her, and grabbed it without thinking.Mr. Natsume Soseki jumped up instantly.

"Good morning, Sir."

After Yujiu said hello, he saw that Natsume Soseki was planning to go back to sleep in his bed, and he was just adjusting his posture, which is why his tail was wagging.Because Natsume Soseki didn't respond, Yuku felt as if he really had a cat.

He is currently living in the staff dormitory provided by the Armed Detective Agency. The room is a simple living room and one room, and the living room and kitchen are connected together.The living room and bedroom share the same space, but the kitchen and bedroom are only separated by a sliding door.When Yujiu sat up, he noticed a sound from the kitchen.

"..."

Yuku opened the sliding door and saw a man in a black windbreaker digging through his refrigerator.

"Why don't you have anything to eat here?"

Dazai said without hesitation.

"I don't know how to cook." Uku said logically.He originally wanted to ask Osamu Dazai how he knew where he lived, and how he got into the house, but before he could say these questions, he got the answer—he might have come here with Natsume Soseki, or Natsume Soseki brought Osamu Dazai here.As for the door, the security level of the door in the dormitory is not bad, but it is not enough to trap Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai heard what Yu Jiu said, and said disgustedly: "Then what do you use the refrigerator for?"

Yu Jiu said as a matter of course: "I just moved in, I will put some fruit in the future."

"Put some more canned crab so I can eat it when I come over."

"it is good."

After he answered, the two of them were quiet for a while.Yujiu said again: "Then let's go out to eat together, or you want to sleep here for a while, and I'll buy you breakfast." As soon as Yujiu finished speaking, he smelled the smell of alcohol coming from Dazai Osamu, and his head was a little dizzy numb.

When Osamu Dazai saw that Yujiu had a wrong expression, he explained, "I'm drinking vodka." It was distilled alcohol with a very high concentration, and it was only mixed with a piece of ice when drinking it.

Osamu Dazai sniffed his clothes and said, "I don't think I smell bad."

After he finished speaking, Yu Jiu simply picked up a sweater and put it on from the head.He was growing fast, his shoulders were broad and his waist was thin, and after almost putting his head through the sleeves, the whole clothes fell off.Haku just straightened his hem.While arranging his clothes, he said, "This is close to Chinatown, I'll buy you porridge."

Osamu Dazai saw that Yu Jiu had deduced that he had drunk too much, so he spontaneously decided to run errands by himself.Osamu Dazai said very comfortably: "Then I'll wait for you here." Osamu Dazai folded the quilt on one side, pointed to the quilt and said, "Can it be used?"

"Use it."

Osamu Dazai smirked and said, "Then it doesn't matter if I spit on it later?"

"Then if I have no place to sleep, I'll go to your place."

"I have no place to live." Osamu Dazai began to be foolish.But this is also a means for important members of the port mafia to protect themselves.Some people change places to live from time to time.And Osamu Dazai is just too lazy to manage a family. "You have no place to sleep."

Yujiu thought for a while and said, "In that case, Dazai, you can live with me. Let's live together."

What Yujiu said was reasonable, Dazai Osamu was taken aback, and then said: "Even if you like me so much, I will not follow you to become a policeman."

After the voice fell behind, Dazai Osamu heard that Yu Jiu didn't respond, so he laughed and said that Yu Jiu really understood at a glance.It's just that he hasn't smiled for a while, Yu Jiu looked at him, and said with some surprise: "So you have been favored by me? Has your favor for me increased? Are you going to like me more?"

Osamu Dazai really couldn't stand Yu Jiu's character who could talk about anything, and said, "...are you going out yet?"

Yu Jiu looked at the time, he had to go to work today, so he hurried out first.

As soon as Natsume Yujiu left, Osamu Dazai said to Natsume Soseki: "It happens that there are only two of us left. Teacher Natsume, according to the previous bet, should you give me that page?"

Natsume Soseki, who was sitting on the cloth ball, looked up at Osamu Dazai and said, "It won't do any good for one more person to know Yuku's secret."

"It's because I know this that I want to do this." Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, "To be honest, I don't believe you. Although you are a teacher with high morals and foresight, there is no guarantee that if Tuo Si makes a comeback one day, he will not come down. Zero’s life as a threat, but the whole of Yokohama as a threat, throwing you a tram problem, you will choose to give him the paper.”

"Then you are really not suitable to be a policeman."

"I was never interested in doing good."

Dazai paused and said.

"please."