"Oh oh oh...don't stop, it's coming! It's coming! Oh oh oh..."

During the lunch break, Zhong Miao found himself ill again.

Except for the naughty-sounding voice, this time she could hear the sound of the shaker!

Pulling back the curtains, the sun shines on Zhong Miao's face in an instant, making her believe that it is indeed broad daylight at this moment.But why are these shameful voices in her ears in broad daylight?Even if it is a hearing loss, it can't always be on this channel, can it?

buzz-

The phone rang suddenly.

It was the security captain's goddess, Jiang Su'an, who called.

"Director Zhong, I heard you wrote the script yourself for the new play?" Jiang Su'an's voice was smooth.

One of Zhong Miao's ears was filled with Jiang Su'an's questioning, which was as moist as water, and the other ear was filled with the creaking sound of the shaker, and the computer screen stopped at the WORD page.Unfortunately, there are no words on the white screen.

"I'm preparing! It's not easy!" Director Zhong wiped off his sweat.

"Have you decided on the heroine?" Jiang Su'an never circled around.

"Damn! Still the protagonist? Nima, I didn't even come up with an outline for the script!" Zhong Miao thought so in her heart, but said: "The heroine, this depends on the sponsorship investment, the production What does the film crew mean... as a director, I can't say that the wind can make it rain!"

Jiang Su'an smiled lightly, and the laughter was refracted by the electric waves, showing some unique feelings.To put it simply, it's tantalizing!If the security captain heard Jiang Su'an smile like this, he would have had a few nosebleeds at least.

"Of course, Su An, you are the person I have always wanted to cooperate with. I have missed several opportunities, and this time I will fight for you, so don't worry." Zhong Miao didn't have a nosebleed, and her willpower was very good.Besides, given her current physical condition, if she wanted to shed some blood to contribute to Jiang Suan, Jiang Suan probably wouldn't dare to do so.

One end was talking on the phone, while Wang Xiaoyu on the other end began to practice a new type of miraculous skills again.

It is written in the cheat book that women are like cats.

Therefore, in order to achieve a higher level of sexy and charming, it is necessary to go through the step of imitation.What kind of imitation method?First of all, you have to meow like a cat!Imagine that in the middle of the night, on the roof of the beams, a few wild cats in heat groaned and groaned for a long time, and their small voices seemed to have eaten a throat.

Wang Xiaoyu nodded in agreement while watching, thinking that the pet version on the forum always said that cats are the sexiest animals in the world, so learning how to meow is absolutely reasonable!Learn to learn, don't waste time!What if the guests come soon!Come one to kill one, come two must kill a pair!

"Meow... Meow... Meow... Meow..."

Zhong Miao was startled, thinking that her hearing loss had really worsened, and she actually heard animals talking!

"Director Zhong has a cat at home?" Jiang Su'an's ears were sharp, but the meowing of the cat made her confused.

"No, no..." Zhong Miao looked around, suddenly a flash of light flashed in his mind, and hurriedly asked, "Su An, did you hear that?"

"What did you hear?" Jiang Su'an didn't know whether Zhong Miao was asking about cats or something else.

"Cat, cat! It's not like a cat..." Zhong Miao pricked up his ears to listen, and the more he listened, the more he felt that the sound didn't sound like a cat. If he had to say it was a cat, it looked like an old cat that had been raped.It's just this word, she is too embarrassed to say it to Jiang Su'an.

"It doesn't sound like it to me." Jiang Su'an was on the phone, and it didn't sound like a cat meowing.If the cat had to be involved, it would mean that the old cat had given birth, and the pain was so painful that the sound was distorted.

"Oh, then I don't have auditory hallucinations!" Zhong Miao came back to his senses and sighed.Holding the phone, he rushed out the door, stood in the corridor, and listened carefully.

Jiang Suan was on the other end of the phone, and besides the hurried footsteps, all he heard was the sound of happy breathing.Although director Zhong Miao is good at literary and artistic films, it is said that he is weird and tricky, but after getting along with her a few times, she still feels close to ordinary people.But the current phone call obviously discounted Jiang Suan's original thoughts.

"Meow... oh... meow... oh um... meow..."

"It really is you!" Zhong Miao yelled, forgetting that she was still on the phone with the famous actress Jiang Su'an.

Apartment security monitoring room.

"Look! 503 has come out to commit a crime!" The little security guard jumped up and shouted.

"Take your phone, get your phone, get ready, keep the evidence!" Another little security guard commanded.

"Su An, I have something to do, I'll call you later." Zhong Miao lay on the 501 and listened carefully for another minute. Realizing that the time was ripe, she immediately hung up Jiang Su'an's phone and dialed the number of the community security room. .

Jingle Bell--

"Hello, who is it?" Captain Chen, the security guard, answered the phone.

Zhong Miao restrained the trembling of excitement, tried her best to keep down the volume, and said sadly, "Hey, Lao Chen, hurry up to the fifth floor! There is a stray cat named Chun in the community, come and deal with it!"

"Cat? It's called -chun? It's called in broad daylight?" Captain Chen asked incredulously.

"Come and listen, am I here to lie to you?" Zhong Miao snorted coldly.

Captain Chen smacked his lips, frowned, called a small security guard, and they all went up to the fifth floor.

"Meow... Meow... Oh... Meow..."

Very good, still calling, keep calling!Zhong Miao nodded frequently, and kept looking and looking in the direction of the elevator.

Apartment security monitoring room.

"503 is so wretched, actually lying on the door of someone's house and eavesdropping for so long!" The little security guard said contemptuously.

"She's still peeking at the elevator! She must be afraid that Master will go up and arrest her!" Two little security guards chimed in.

Sure enough, Captain Chen came to the scene of the crime under the call of the little security guard.

"Hush!" Zhong Miao made a gesture of silence, and pointed to the door of 501 mysteriously, and pointed to his ear.

Captain Chen and the little security guard were a little embarrassed. After all, they were listening to other people's walls, and the influence was very bad.But Zhong Miao insisted, Captain Chen had no choice but to take half a step closer to 501, and listened carefully.

The little security guards watching the camera opened their mouths wide, wondering what the security captain was doing with 503.

"Ah... um... um... um... hurry up... um... oh..."

"CAO!" Captain Chen yelled, bounced away quickly, turned his head and glared at Zhong Miao: "Miss Zhong, you have very special hobbies!"

"Maybe this 501 has special preferences?" Zhong Miao didn't understand Captain Chen's meaning. He seriously suspected that Captain Chen didn't hear clearly at all. He pointed to the door of 501 and asked, "Old Chen, did you hear clearly?"

"I'm not deaf!" Captain Chen went into a rage.

"Hey, why are you so fierce! I'm the owner, okay?" Zhong Miao was not easy to provoke.

"You asked me to listen to this in broad daylight, and I still want to thank you? Then I thank your eight generations of ancestors!" Old Chen cursed indignantly, listening to the matter of being called a bed, in the eyes of a big man like Old Chen, is very important. Unlucky.This Zhong Miao not only insulted his goddess, but also insulted himself. Uncle and aunt couldn't help it!

"It was she who affected my rest and work. You should protect the rights and interests of the owner. You should understand that the property management fee is paid by the owner!" Zhong Miao blushed with anger.Even if it's not a cat meowing, but a human being meowing, is it necessary to ascend to the eighth generation of ancestors?Besides, which life did the eight generations of ancestors belong to?Curse, can you grow meat?

"The young lovers are loving and affectionate, what are you doing?" Old Chen muttered, and before Zhong Miao could get angry, he quickly ran away with the little security guard.

boom--

When the strong wind blew, Zhong Miao looked back and saw that the door of his house was locked!

"She's just having fun at home alone!" Zhong Miao yelled in the direction that Old Chen was walking.

Apartment security monitoring room.

"What is 503 calling?" The little security guard was curious.

"It's probably because she's hungry..." Another little security guard analyzed rationally.

"It must be hunger and thirst! Lying in the corner to eavesdrop on the little girl's house!" The little security guards jumped out and agreed.

creak.

Wang Xiaoyu heard a noise outside, opened the door and poked her head out.I saw a woman standing in front of me wearing baggy pajamas with an unwashed face and a poker face like who owes her money.

"You, who are you?" Wang Xiaoyu asked, squinting at the people outside.

"I'm from 503." Zhong Miao replied, pointing with his chin and closing the door tightly.This time, she can be regarded as the culprit who made her unable to sleep or eat well. Look at that little girl, tsk tsk, hasn't her hair been cut for a long time?You didn't make a mask on your face, did you?Two big dark circles, tsk tsk, like a panda mother, overindulgent, right?It was horrible!It's horrible!

When Wang Xiaoyu saw this woman who claimed to be 503, she didn't think anything good.That curly hair is still red in color, and it is not serious at first glance!Serious people who are not like her Wang Xiaoyu, they all have to be black and straight!Look at that little face with no two fleshy faces, let's cut the bones!It's not bone cutting, it's also a face-lifting injection!It's really beautiful but not fatal!

Although they had different thoughts in their hearts, they all smiled slightly on their faces.

"Hello, hello, nice to meet you!"

"Hello, hello, I have been waiting for a long time!"

"Have you eaten? Or haven't you?"

"I'm eating, I'm eating!"

Wang Xiaoyu was eating yesterday's leftovers, but she pretended to be eating abalone. After saying "eating", she burped loudly.

"Did it taste good?" Zhong Miao felt that the hiccup brought out the taste of the previous night's meal.

"It's okay." Wang Xiaoyu continued to pretend to be 13, smiled softly, and was about to close the door.

"Well, can you lend me a chair?" Zhong Miao blocked Wang Xiaoyu's door, and her thin face rushed straight to Wang Xiaoyu's face.

Wang Xiaoyu took a step back instinctively, leaving a gap for Zhong Miao.

Zhong Miao's eyes extended a little into the room, and saw two small plates of black things on the table, smelled a sour smell in the room, immediately pulled away, and touched his nose : "The door of my house was blown shut by the wind. I'll find a locksmith. There's no place to sit. You can lend me a chair so I can sit outside and wait for the locksmith."

Wang Xiaoyu nodded, took a wooden chair out of the room with difficulty, and placed it in front of Zhong Miao: "You sit, you sit, I... I'll go in first!" After speaking, she flashed into the room.

"I'll just say it's just one person! Where's the young couple? Huh!" Zhong Miao sat on the chair and crossed her legs.Turning around and seeing the gate of his own house, he remembered the matter of finding a locksmith.

"Hey, is Sanwen Lock Industry? Yes, yes, open the lock!"

Wang Xiaoyu was sticking to the door in the house, listening to the movement outside, and it turned out that 503 was looking for a locksmith.

"Looks like he's not a liar." Wang Xiaoyu's heart relaxed a little, and her mouth lost her grip, muttering, "Nimma, why don't you dress up like a liar! It scares the heart of my old lady." Gotta pound! What a shame!"

It's the most shameful thing to deceive a pure girl!

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