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Chapter 102 The Drunk Xie Wuyou
Qu Jin clutched his forehead, wanting to ask Chi Jinfan what kind of medicine he put in the wine and why he got dizzy after drinking it.
But Xie Wuyou, Chi Jinfan and other people did not have such a reaction.
Could it be... the medicine was only for him, on the cup?
Qu Jin immediately put down his wine glass and said coldly, "What medicine did you give me?"
Chi Jinfan: "?"
Xie Wuyou was also a little at a loss: "Medicine? I didn't drink it and there is medicine."
Looking at Chi Jinfan's confused eyes, Qu Jin sneered: "Are you still trying to lie to me, did you put the poison on the cup?"
"Why did you poison me?"
Chi Jinfan: "???"
"That..." The corners of Chi Jinfan's mouth twitched slightly, "I didn't poison, didn't the nanny bring this cup just now, I didn't touch it at all except for pouring the wine."
The nanny panicked when she heard this, and waved her hands again and again: "Me, I didn't, how could I poison? There is no wrong or revenge, why should I do it?"
Chi Jinfan looked at the nanny suspiciously: "Could it be that you don't like the leader and don't want him to succeed, so you want to poison him to death?"
"I'm wronged," said the nanny, who was even more wronged than Dou E, and almost knelt down. "If it weren't for the leader, how could I be where I am today, and how could I poison him? I wish he could succeed the leader."
Chi Jinfan then wanted Xie Wuyou to use a trick to go back in time to see who was behind the poison.
However, Xie Wuyou picked up the Qujin cup, observed it with the naked eye, then smelled it closely, and finally stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick off the remaining liquid.
Chi Jinfan's brain crashed.
Damn, that's a crooked cup...
But okay, people are choosing wedding rings, and they are going to get married soon, so who cares about whose cup it is.
but……
"Boss, aren't you afraid of being poisoned like this?!" Chi Jinfan said anxiously, "Don't drink indiscriminately, all the songs are poisoned."
"It's not poisonous." Xie Wuyou savored the liquid in his mouth and said blankly, "Why didn't I get poisonous?"
Xie Wuyou looked at Qu Jin: "Did you make a mistake?"
He thanked Wuyou dignifiedly, how could he not even taste the poison.
"Impossible!" Qu Jin said decisively, "If there is no poison, why would I be dizzy?"
Qu Jin touched his face: "I still feel my face is a little hot, isn't this a symptom of poisoning?"
Xie Wuyou: "..."
Chi Jinfan couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Ah Li even covered his stomach and laughed loudly.
Xie Wuyou was afraid of making people laugh and get angry, so he forced himself not to laugh.
He stretched out his hand to touch Qu Jin's face, and found that the man's cheeks were indeed a little red, as if... he was drunk.
Qu Jin was puzzled by the reactions of several people.
"Apart from dizziness and hot face, do you feel anything else now?" Xie Wuyou asked, "Do you feel like vomiting?"
Qu Jin shook his head: "No."
Fortunately, that's not very drunk. After watching Qu Jin's articulate and rigorous appearance, it really doesn't look like he is very drunk.
That's the only answer.
—— Qu Jin, who had never drank alcohol before, was drinking for the first time, and even mistakenly thought that he was poisoned when he was drunk.
"Then it's fine." Xie Wuyou didn't expose him, "If you're not feeling well, just go to sleep, this wine... no, the dose of this poison is too small, it won't cause much harm to your body. "
"If you drink a lot for a long time, it may harm your body."
Hearing Xie Wuyou's explanation, Chi Jinfan laughed and went crazy.
A Li saw that the owner was coaxing the stupid cat so seriously, but he didn't expose the owner.
Qu Jin didn't understand why everyone was laughing, and even more puzzled why someone administered such a small dose of poison.
Could it be... chronic poison. The drug made him die slowly without consciousness?
"Oh," Qu Jin nodded obediently, "I don't need to rest, I think I'm fine, just a little dizzy."
Feeling dizzy, dizzy, and dizzy, and I can't sit still.
Qu Jin covered his head: "Well... I'm getting more and more dizzy."
Before he finished speaking, he fell down on the table with a "snap", and fell asleep.
The nanny at the side was taken aback, thinking that Qu Jin had been poisoned.
Xie Wuyou waved her hand to let her ignore it, looking at Qu Jin's glowing red cheeks, it was a little funny.
Unexpectedly, Qu Jin's drinking capacity was so poor, it turned out to be a drink.
Xie Wuyou asked Chi Jinfan and A Li to drink first, carried them back to the bedroom and put them down, and then returned to the living room to drink with Chi Jinfan and others.
Xie Wuyou is a good drinker, and Chi Jinfan is also a good drinker. When these two meet together, how can they do it without drinking until the sky is dark?
Ah Li and Spicy Chicken were already drunk, leaving only Xie Wuyou and Chi Jinfan drinking.
Chi Jinfan was slowly drunk by Xie Wuyou.
Her cheeks were flushed, she was so drunk that she couldn't straighten her tongue, and she still wanted to drink, saying that she was not drunk.
She ran to Xie Wuyou's side with the wine glass, leaned on him, and said while crying:
"Chief, I still remember the scene when you saved me back then."
"You fell from the sky, shot the alien in the head, and saved me, just like a hero in a fairy tale. At that time, I was so looking forward to you, thinking that it would be fine to stay by your side and be a little maid, serving you tea Water for washing and cooking..."
"I didn't expect that one day I could become a general and guard the base."
"I didn't even expect...you would find someone, find someone..." The drunk Chi Jinfan couldn't find the right words to describe Qu Jin, "Stupid leopard."
"If you want a car, you don't have a car, you want a house, you don't have a house, you want money, but you don't have money. Apart from being good-looking and being able to drive, you have nothing to do..."
Xie Wuyou: "..."
Drunk people are scary.
When Chi Jinfan said this, he hiccupped, raised his head and drank a sip of red wine, and continued: "At first I thought he was very unpleasant, but if you like it, you can do whatever you want."
"But until the day when Feng Yi lost control and became alienated, I wanted to break into the building to help you. He stopped me and told me to do what I should do, and then walked into the building without looking back."
"At that moment, I suddenly understood why you chose him..."
When Chi Jinfan talked about the emotion, his face was full of tears: "He is indeed a good man, I hope you are well, leader, you must be happy... woo woo woo..."
The nannies in the mansion were all surprised. They didn't expect that General Chi, who was indifferent and strong to the outside world, turned out to be such a little girl in private.
But thinking about it, she was originally a 19-year-old girl. If she hadn't entered the army prematurely because of her extraordinary talent, she should still be in college now.
"Although, although, hiccup," Chi Jinfan hiccupped again, "Although I can't marry you, in fact, in my heart, you have always been like my brother, brother... woo woo woo... I am very happy When I was young, I always wanted an older brother."
Chi Jinfan lay in Xie Wuyou's arms and wept, tears and snot all over Xie Wuyou's clothes.
He reluctantly avoided, lest this stinky girl mess around.
And at the door of the bedroom, Qu Jin, who had already woken up, looked at this scene, and his body pressure was frighteningly low.
Seeing him, the nanny asked, "Sir, are you awake? You don't have a headache. Do you want me to make you some hangover soup?"
Qu Jin ignored the nanny's inquiry, strode up to Xie Wuyou, grabbed Chi Jinfan by the back collar, and lifted him up. .
Chi Jinfan was quite unwilling to leave Xie Wuyou's arms, and held Xie Wuyou with all his teeth and claws, not letting go.
Qu Jin slapped her directly on the back of the head, and Chi Jinfan fainted instantly.
Only then did Qu Jin throw people aside in disgust, and slept with A Li, Laziji, and the others, messing about on the ground.
Xie Wuyou, who was sitting on the chair, raised his head to look at Qu Jin.
Xie Wuyou's cheeks were also slightly flushed, his slightly drunken demeanor was very attractive, but his eyes were extraordinarily bright.
He stared at Qu Jin and said with a smile, "Are you awake? Does your head hurt?"
He reached out to touch Qu Jin's head, but Qu Jin grabbed his hand.
"It doesn't hurt." Qu Jin looked down and saw the tears and snot on Xie Wuyou's body, he was extremely disgusted, he took off Xie Wuyou's coat, and picked him up.
Xie Wuyou's body suddenly hung in the air, reflexively embracing his curved neck.
"What are you doing?" Xie Wuyou was probably a little drunk, and didn't notice Qu Jin's emotional changes in time.
Qu Jin especially wanted to say "you" at this time, but there were still people around, so in front of outsiders, he still had to save some face for the new leader.
So he snorted coldly, and striding towards the bathroom with Xie Wuyou in his arms: "Go take a shower, you are full of alcohol, it smells so bad."
Xie Wuyou laughed softly: "Who told you that you can't drink? A big man poured a glass of wine, thinking he was poisoned... Hahaha, cat, why are you so cute?"
Qu Jin frowned upon hearing this: "What?"
Walking to the door of the bathroom, he kicked the door in, put down Xie Wuyou, and closed the door.
"What pours in a cup?" Qu Jin asked.
Xie Wuyou was not very clear-headed, so he actually told the truth:
"Isn't it? You just drank a glass of wine and passed out, thinking that Fanfan poisoned you."
"But it's okay, as long as one of the couple can drink, I'll do the drinking in the future."
Qu Jin: "..."
So, he just got dizzy, not because of poisoning, but because he can't drink, drunk?
No wonder Chi Jinfan and Ah Li laughed like that!
But Xie Wuyou didn't tell him just now, and coaxed him to say that the dose of poison was not large, and he was completely ashamed!
Qu Jin's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he was about to get angry when someone who was drunk came over and kissed him.
Kiss him on the forehead, with a "pop".
Qu Jin was taken aback.
Xie Wuyou held Qu Jin's face, smiled and said: "My boyfriend is so handsome, hehe, luckily he is my boyfriend, no one else can take it away."
All the embarrassment and anger in my heart were blown away by this one kiss and one compliment.
"Well, I can't take it away, yours." Qu Jin coaxed the drunk.
Xie Wuyou suddenly became a little uneasy: "Qu Jin, what do you think if I really brought disaster to the base? Then I will definitely become a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats...you won't abandon me Bar?"
But Xie Wuyou, Chi Jinfan and other people did not have such a reaction.
Could it be... the medicine was only for him, on the cup?
Qu Jin immediately put down his wine glass and said coldly, "What medicine did you give me?"
Chi Jinfan: "?"
Xie Wuyou was also a little at a loss: "Medicine? I didn't drink it and there is medicine."
Looking at Chi Jinfan's confused eyes, Qu Jin sneered: "Are you still trying to lie to me, did you put the poison on the cup?"
"Why did you poison me?"
Chi Jinfan: "???"
"That..." The corners of Chi Jinfan's mouth twitched slightly, "I didn't poison, didn't the nanny bring this cup just now, I didn't touch it at all except for pouring the wine."
The nanny panicked when she heard this, and waved her hands again and again: "Me, I didn't, how could I poison? There is no wrong or revenge, why should I do it?"
Chi Jinfan looked at the nanny suspiciously: "Could it be that you don't like the leader and don't want him to succeed, so you want to poison him to death?"
"I'm wronged," said the nanny, who was even more wronged than Dou E, and almost knelt down. "If it weren't for the leader, how could I be where I am today, and how could I poison him? I wish he could succeed the leader."
Chi Jinfan then wanted Xie Wuyou to use a trick to go back in time to see who was behind the poison.
However, Xie Wuyou picked up the Qujin cup, observed it with the naked eye, then smelled it closely, and finally stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick off the remaining liquid.
Chi Jinfan's brain crashed.
Damn, that's a crooked cup...
But okay, people are choosing wedding rings, and they are going to get married soon, so who cares about whose cup it is.
but……
"Boss, aren't you afraid of being poisoned like this?!" Chi Jinfan said anxiously, "Don't drink indiscriminately, all the songs are poisoned."
"It's not poisonous." Xie Wuyou savored the liquid in his mouth and said blankly, "Why didn't I get poisonous?"
Xie Wuyou looked at Qu Jin: "Did you make a mistake?"
He thanked Wuyou dignifiedly, how could he not even taste the poison.
"Impossible!" Qu Jin said decisively, "If there is no poison, why would I be dizzy?"
Qu Jin touched his face: "I still feel my face is a little hot, isn't this a symptom of poisoning?"
Xie Wuyou: "..."
Chi Jinfan couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Ah Li even covered his stomach and laughed loudly.
Xie Wuyou was afraid of making people laugh and get angry, so he forced himself not to laugh.
He stretched out his hand to touch Qu Jin's face, and found that the man's cheeks were indeed a little red, as if... he was drunk.
Qu Jin was puzzled by the reactions of several people.
"Apart from dizziness and hot face, do you feel anything else now?" Xie Wuyou asked, "Do you feel like vomiting?"
Qu Jin shook his head: "No."
Fortunately, that's not very drunk. After watching Qu Jin's articulate and rigorous appearance, it really doesn't look like he is very drunk.
That's the only answer.
—— Qu Jin, who had never drank alcohol before, was drinking for the first time, and even mistakenly thought that he was poisoned when he was drunk.
"Then it's fine." Xie Wuyou didn't expose him, "If you're not feeling well, just go to sleep, this wine... no, the dose of this poison is too small, it won't cause much harm to your body. "
"If you drink a lot for a long time, it may harm your body."
Hearing Xie Wuyou's explanation, Chi Jinfan laughed and went crazy.
A Li saw that the owner was coaxing the stupid cat so seriously, but he didn't expose the owner.
Qu Jin didn't understand why everyone was laughing, and even more puzzled why someone administered such a small dose of poison.
Could it be... chronic poison. The drug made him die slowly without consciousness?
"Oh," Qu Jin nodded obediently, "I don't need to rest, I think I'm fine, just a little dizzy."
Feeling dizzy, dizzy, and dizzy, and I can't sit still.
Qu Jin covered his head: "Well... I'm getting more and more dizzy."
Before he finished speaking, he fell down on the table with a "snap", and fell asleep.
The nanny at the side was taken aback, thinking that Qu Jin had been poisoned.
Xie Wuyou waved her hand to let her ignore it, looking at Qu Jin's glowing red cheeks, it was a little funny.
Unexpectedly, Qu Jin's drinking capacity was so poor, it turned out to be a drink.
Xie Wuyou asked Chi Jinfan and A Li to drink first, carried them back to the bedroom and put them down, and then returned to the living room to drink with Chi Jinfan and others.
Xie Wuyou is a good drinker, and Chi Jinfan is also a good drinker. When these two meet together, how can they do it without drinking until the sky is dark?
Ah Li and Spicy Chicken were already drunk, leaving only Xie Wuyou and Chi Jinfan drinking.
Chi Jinfan was slowly drunk by Xie Wuyou.
Her cheeks were flushed, she was so drunk that she couldn't straighten her tongue, and she still wanted to drink, saying that she was not drunk.
She ran to Xie Wuyou's side with the wine glass, leaned on him, and said while crying:
"Chief, I still remember the scene when you saved me back then."
"You fell from the sky, shot the alien in the head, and saved me, just like a hero in a fairy tale. At that time, I was so looking forward to you, thinking that it would be fine to stay by your side and be a little maid, serving you tea Water for washing and cooking..."
"I didn't expect that one day I could become a general and guard the base."
"I didn't even expect...you would find someone, find someone..." The drunk Chi Jinfan couldn't find the right words to describe Qu Jin, "Stupid leopard."
"If you want a car, you don't have a car, you want a house, you don't have a house, you want money, but you don't have money. Apart from being good-looking and being able to drive, you have nothing to do..."
Xie Wuyou: "..."
Drunk people are scary.
When Chi Jinfan said this, he hiccupped, raised his head and drank a sip of red wine, and continued: "At first I thought he was very unpleasant, but if you like it, you can do whatever you want."
"But until the day when Feng Yi lost control and became alienated, I wanted to break into the building to help you. He stopped me and told me to do what I should do, and then walked into the building without looking back."
"At that moment, I suddenly understood why you chose him..."
When Chi Jinfan talked about the emotion, his face was full of tears: "He is indeed a good man, I hope you are well, leader, you must be happy... woo woo woo..."
The nannies in the mansion were all surprised. They didn't expect that General Chi, who was indifferent and strong to the outside world, turned out to be such a little girl in private.
But thinking about it, she was originally a 19-year-old girl. If she hadn't entered the army prematurely because of her extraordinary talent, she should still be in college now.
"Although, although, hiccup," Chi Jinfan hiccupped again, "Although I can't marry you, in fact, in my heart, you have always been like my brother, brother... woo woo woo... I am very happy When I was young, I always wanted an older brother."
Chi Jinfan lay in Xie Wuyou's arms and wept, tears and snot all over Xie Wuyou's clothes.
He reluctantly avoided, lest this stinky girl mess around.
And at the door of the bedroom, Qu Jin, who had already woken up, looked at this scene, and his body pressure was frighteningly low.
Seeing him, the nanny asked, "Sir, are you awake? You don't have a headache. Do you want me to make you some hangover soup?"
Qu Jin ignored the nanny's inquiry, strode up to Xie Wuyou, grabbed Chi Jinfan by the back collar, and lifted him up. .
Chi Jinfan was quite unwilling to leave Xie Wuyou's arms, and held Xie Wuyou with all his teeth and claws, not letting go.
Qu Jin slapped her directly on the back of the head, and Chi Jinfan fainted instantly.
Only then did Qu Jin throw people aside in disgust, and slept with A Li, Laziji, and the others, messing about on the ground.
Xie Wuyou, who was sitting on the chair, raised his head to look at Qu Jin.
Xie Wuyou's cheeks were also slightly flushed, his slightly drunken demeanor was very attractive, but his eyes were extraordinarily bright.
He stared at Qu Jin and said with a smile, "Are you awake? Does your head hurt?"
He reached out to touch Qu Jin's head, but Qu Jin grabbed his hand.
"It doesn't hurt." Qu Jin looked down and saw the tears and snot on Xie Wuyou's body, he was extremely disgusted, he took off Xie Wuyou's coat, and picked him up.
Xie Wuyou's body suddenly hung in the air, reflexively embracing his curved neck.
"What are you doing?" Xie Wuyou was probably a little drunk, and didn't notice Qu Jin's emotional changes in time.
Qu Jin especially wanted to say "you" at this time, but there were still people around, so in front of outsiders, he still had to save some face for the new leader.
So he snorted coldly, and striding towards the bathroom with Xie Wuyou in his arms: "Go take a shower, you are full of alcohol, it smells so bad."
Xie Wuyou laughed softly: "Who told you that you can't drink? A big man poured a glass of wine, thinking he was poisoned... Hahaha, cat, why are you so cute?"
Qu Jin frowned upon hearing this: "What?"
Walking to the door of the bathroom, he kicked the door in, put down Xie Wuyou, and closed the door.
"What pours in a cup?" Qu Jin asked.
Xie Wuyou was not very clear-headed, so he actually told the truth:
"Isn't it? You just drank a glass of wine and passed out, thinking that Fanfan poisoned you."
"But it's okay, as long as one of the couple can drink, I'll do the drinking in the future."
Qu Jin: "..."
So, he just got dizzy, not because of poisoning, but because he can't drink, drunk?
No wonder Chi Jinfan and Ah Li laughed like that!
But Xie Wuyou didn't tell him just now, and coaxed him to say that the dose of poison was not large, and he was completely ashamed!
Qu Jin's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he was about to get angry when someone who was drunk came over and kissed him.
Kiss him on the forehead, with a "pop".
Qu Jin was taken aback.
Xie Wuyou held Qu Jin's face, smiled and said: "My boyfriend is so handsome, hehe, luckily he is my boyfriend, no one else can take it away."
All the embarrassment and anger in my heart were blown away by this one kiss and one compliment.
"Well, I can't take it away, yours." Qu Jin coaxed the drunk.
Xie Wuyou suddenly became a little uneasy: "Qu Jin, what do you think if I really brought disaster to the base? Then I will definitely become a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats...you won't abandon me Bar?"
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