After the death of the people, the crematorium is full [Quick Transmigration]

Taking advantage of the shelter of the rickshaw and the fact that they were going in the opposite direction from the downtown area, the number of pedestrians decreased as they walked, so Lin Xiaodong touched his whole body.

boobs are fake;

hair, is fake;

Adam's apple, is real, but not obvious;

ass, it's true;

Niuzi...it's true too.

When he touched the last item, Lin Xiaodong let out a long, relieved sigh.

"Fortunately, fortunately," he said in tears, "old man, fortunately, you haven't left me yet!"

system:"…………"

You are afraid of some serious illness.

"So," Lin Xiaodong asked after a long silence after flipping through the information in this world, "I am a big guy in women's clothes in this world?"

"Not only that," the system said, "you're also a succubus + women's boss."

Lin Xiaodong: "...Anyway, I'm not a human being." He's used to it.

The background of this world is modern times. Although the costumes of the pedestrians on the street look a bit like the Republic of China, but since unscientific creatures like succubi have appeared, he thinks, it should be a fictional world.

His identity here is a young succubus. Because he was hunted down and injured, he fled overnight to the mansion of a local rich family named Gu.Mr. Gu was kind-hearted, knowing his identity, he took him in, and let the succubus man disguise himself as a woman, so as to evade the government's search.

This stay lasted for three full years.

After a long time, it is impossible for him not to go out and walk around.

The succubus knows some medical skills, so under the guise of Master Gu's charity, he goes to the town every seven days to help the villagers see a doctor for free.Due to his previous experience of wandering outside, whether it was a headache or a child crying at night, he handled it very properly, which can be regarded as a cure for the disease.

However, the succubus loves beauty by nature. When practicing medicine and seeing a doctor, she never hides her clumsiness in front of others. Instead, she chooses to show her ability and beauty generously, enjoying people's warm eyes and the feeling of being surrounded by stars.

In particular, his figure and appearance are already captivating, and with a little makeup, he is even more indistinguishable from male and female, with a myriad of charms... It didn't take long for the rumors in the town to spread naturally.

There are wives from rich families who are jealous of the succubus's beauty, and secretly spread the rumor that he is a young man taken by Master Gu outside. Passed away, it is estimated that this is an old tree blooming, and married another "fairy" as a successor, I don't know if she can handle such a "fairy" at an old age.

In short, all of these people spoke clearly and logically, and they basically agreed that the succubus had become a member of the Gu family. They seemed to have forgotten that Master Gu was almost sixty years old, and even his son had gone out to study for nearly ten years and hadn't returned. home.

Because of his advanced age, Mr. Gu did not know these rumors from the outside world, and although the succubus repeatedly explained to people that Mr. Gu was just taking in his benefactor with good intentions and that the two had no husband and wife relationship, there was basically no relationship between them inside and outside the mansion. People believed his word.

They just flattered and respected Master Gu on the surface because of his face and Succubus's beauty.

The good times didn't last long, and not long after, Master Gu passed away suddenly on a rainy night.

His son Gu Xingzhai rushed back from other places to prepare for the funeral. During the process, he discovered the true identity of the succubus. It turned out that Master Shen's son had been studying abroad for many years, and had become the successor of a generation of celestial masters by virtue of his outstanding talent.

For some reason, Lin Xiaodong was stunned when he saw the word "Gu Xingzhai".

It's not Gu Xi...?

He was in a daze for a second, then continued to look down.After discovering that his father had actually taken in a succubus at home, Gu Xingzhai did not immediately report to the officials, but chose to sit still and wait for the opportunity.Because he knows that the succubus is yin, and lives by absorbing the desire/thoughts and yang energy of young men, and sooner or later he will be unable to bear it.

Sure enough, in the middle of the night, the succubus pushed open the door of his room and came to Gu Xingzhai's bedside intending to strike, but he caught him on the spot.

The next day, regardless of the succubus' pleadings and excuses, Young Master Gu directly took him to the town and handed him over to the government to imprison him.

But those people who are usually jealous of the succubus and those who fear gods and ghosts immediately smashed Gu Xingzhai to death with stones across the cage as soon as he left.The people in the government did not stop him, and even cut open his chest with a dagger after the succubus died, and dedicated his heart to an official who came to inspect the place - because according to legend, as long as a person eats the succubus, The heart can live forever.

Lin Xiaodong read the information and felt a little strange: "No, if you put it this way, this succubus should not meet your kindness standards, right? Although the end was indeed a bit miserable, after all, he wanted to do something to Gu Xingzhai first. .”

"This is the benefit of upgrading the database before." The voice of the system was a little proud, "You just read the introduction from Gu Xingzhai's perspective, and if you listen to it, you will know that the information on the succubus is still to come."

Hearing this, Lin Xiaodong turned back again.

It turned out that that night, the succubus sneaked into the bedroom of the young master of the Gu family, just because he wanted to take another look at him secretly in the dead of night, so as to relieve the pain of lovesickness.

He fell in love with this young celestial master at first sight at Master Gu's funeral, but because the other party was too wary of him, he never found a chance to confess, and because of his kind nature, he was unwilling to hurt others, so he didn't learn for a long time. Yang Qi is really hungry and panicking.

He never expected that it was such an uncontrollable act, but he was misunderstood by his lover, and he died because of it.

"...Did the information in your headquarters be selected from the Les Miserables?"

Lin Xiaodong couldn't help asking.

Especially the death method of this person who was stoned to death by the townspeople who had treated him before was simply a blunt knife cutting flesh and killing people.

Lin Xiaodong couldn't bear to think about how terrified and desperate the succubus felt in the face of endless abuse and beatings from the townspeople after being locked in a cage by her sweetheart.

"But then again, it's probably a bit difficult to get a good person card from this young master of the Gu family," he pondered, "Can I change my personal strategy?"

System: "Gu Xingzhai is a key character in the plot and cannot be skipped."

Lin Xiaodong sighed.

Forget it, he thought lightly, anyway, this Gu Xingzhai cannot be more difficult to deal with than Gu Xi from the previous world.

Just as they were on their way back, the sky began to drizzle sparsely. The branches and leaves on the side of the road made a rustling sound under the impact of the raindrops, and the wheels rolled over the wet bluestone road, splashing silently.

Lin Xiaodong was fascinated by the rapidly retreating scenery on both sides. When he saw the gowns and cloth shoes worn by passers-by, he finally had a sense of returning to the past.But after a while he lost interest and fell asleep on the back of the chair.

"Miss, we are here."

A coachman's voice came from ahead.

Hearing this, the "woman" in the dark red moiré satin cheongsam hummed, opened her arms lazily, and stretched her waist like a soft cat just waking up, revealing her snow-white arms and exquisite figure.

The young coachman only glanced at it, then hurriedly looked away.

He lowered his head in a bit of embarrassment, but his eyes couldn't help sneaking glances.

Such a woman, he thought greedily, a pair of obscene/evil tricks seemed to stick to Lin Xiaodong's chest, let alone in a small town like them, even in a big city, she must be the best!

Seemingly amused, the woman lowered her hand, folded her hands, placed them gracefully on her knees, slightly raised her red lips, tilted her head and smiled at him.

This smile immediately caused most of the coachman's three souls to fly away.

Seeing that Lin Xiaodong seemed to be about to get out of the car, he ran over in a hurry, rubbed his hands on his clothes twice before handing it over: "Madam, I'll help you!"

He maintained his bowed posture, staring up at the white and slippery catkin, imagining the feeling of holding it in his hand, only felt a heat flow from his limbs to his lower body.

The coachman swallowed uncontrollably, and the hand that was intended to receive someone began to be dishonest.

Lin Xiaodong glanced at him, but did not avoid it.

——He directly pressed the unextinguished cigarette butt firmly on the back of the man's hand, and even crushed it hard.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

The coachman let out a scream on the spot, covered his burned hands and fell to the ground with his face twisted.

"To deal with this kind of scumbag, we should let him have a long memory." Lin Xiaodong hooked his lips and said to the system, "This is a practice that is truly beneficial to society. Your headquarters should have no objections, right?"

The system opened its eyes and said blindly: "I represent the headquarters, I have no objection."

Lin Xiaodong laughed: "That's good."

He stepped on high heels without even looking at him. He bypassed the coachman on the ground and walked to the butler who was waiting in front of the mansion under an umbrella. Where should the eyes be placed?"

The housekeeper seemed a little dazed because of Lin Xiaodong's rare toughness today, but after hearing these words, he still nodded and bowed his head: "Definitely!"

After straightening up, he gave the coachman a hard look: "Bah! The toad wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't even know what he is!" Then he called his servants to break the coachman's legs and threw him on the street. Let him die on his own.

Lin Xiaodong frowned slightly, and interrupted him: "I've already taught him a lesson, so there's no need to break his leg. He's a coachman, and if his leg is broken, do you want him to starve to death?"

The butler was taken aback, and quickly flattered him: "Miss is kind!"

But Lin Xiaodong just glanced at him without any fluctuation, lifted up his cheongsam, and walked into the mansion with his long legs.

The butler was shocked by his gaze, and when he came back to his senses, he hurriedly trotted after him holding his umbrella.

"Miss, wait up little one!"

But because it was the first time to wear high heels, Lin Xiaodong walked a little twisted, his back was straight, his calves were tense, and he didn't dare to slack off, for fear that if he didn't pay attention, he would fall face-to-face on the ground.

But in the eyes of outsiders, his every move is full of coquettishness, and his walk is even more swaying, making people unable to take their eyes off.

"Master is waiting for you in the bedroom." The housekeeper whispered.

Lin Xiaodong let out a "huh".His current voice is mature and hoarse, which tends to be neutral, and it sounds very charming. Coupled with the talent of the succubus, just one word can crisp half of a person's bones.

After Lin Xiaodong left, the butler stood there with an umbrella, staring at his back in a daze.

After a long while, he retracted his gaze and turned to leave.

The rain is falling, the lotus leaves in the courtyard are swaying in the wind, Lin Xiaodong is walking in the gloomy and damp corridor, the old wooden floor under his feet creaks, but there is no mood.

He stopped before a half-open bedroom.

Reciprocating, the succubus stayed at the mansion to take good care of Master Gu who was in poor health after the Gu family recovered from his injuries.However, when Mr. Gu wandered outside when he was young, he suffered from the root cause of his illness. In addition, the old injuries accumulated over the years have relapsed. Even if the succubus has excellent medical skills, he can't recover. He can only prescribe some prescriptions that treat the symptoms but not the root cause. one day.

Lin Xiaodong walked into the room. The room was very large and spacious. There was only a carved four-poster bed, the light-colored curtains were tied up with ropes, and an old man with gray hair was lying under the thick quilt, who was constantly moving. coughing.

He walked over quickly and poured a glass of water for the old man.

"It's raining, why are the windows still open?"

"No, no, that's it, it's fine." Master Gu coughed. His health has been deteriorating recently, and it's rare that he even has a moment of sobriety.

The old man raised his head tremblingly, and took a sip of water with Lin Xiaodong's hand.

Just this single movement of getting up took all his strength, and after a long time, he raised his hand with difficulty and pointed to the door.

Lin Xiaodong understood, put down the porcelain cup, walked over and closed the door.

"Don't worry, there's no one in the corridor." He went back to Mr. Gu's bed and sat down, and said softly to the old man, "Do you have anything to tell me? I'm listening."

Master Shen smiled wryly and shook his head.

"I'm worried about you," he said hoarsely, holding Lin Xiaodong's hand tightly, "My wife, like you, is a succubus. I was too young to protect her... Now I have the ability, but I don't have the time..."

"Your wife is also a succubus?" Lin Xiaodong was really surprised, but he quickly remembered a very important thing, "Then, does your son know about this?"

Master Gu slowly shook his head.

"I didn't tell him," he murmured, "but this child often misses his mother. He always stayed in his mother's room when he was a child, and stayed all day long... I guess he must have discovered something." .”

Lin Xiaodong sighed silently in his heart.

He really found out, he thought, but Gu Xingzhai probably thought that the succubus killed his mother, so he traveled far away with inspiration, and finally became a celestial master of "eliminating demons and defending the way".

"Don't worry about it too much, I'm fine," the young man showed a shallow smile, and patted the old man's old and withered hands comfortingly, "But you are so old, how can you do without your son? It's better to call him back earlier, even if it's just to stay with you more."

The point is, Gu Xingzhai will believe the matter of the succubus only if Master Gu himself explains it.

"I've already written to him," Mr. Gu panted, his chest was like a bellows with a big hole in it, and every word he said was echoing in a dull, overwhelmed voice, "If you count the days, you should It's almost here...cough cough cough!"

There was another violent cough, Lin Xiaodong hurriedly asked him to stop talking, and just lie down.

Otherwise, he was really afraid that the old man would pass by accidentally.

"Xiaodong," the old man closed his eyes wearily, and leaned on the pillow and said to him, "I'm old and I can't get out of bed, but I've lived a long time, and I've seen some nasty things. In the past few years, you Baoen has been taking care of me with all her heart, and I can probably guess what those guys in the house are thinking. I know you have a strong temper and cannot tolerate any slander, but after I die, if you still want to stay here In life, sometimes... ahem, you have to learn to pretend to be confused."

Lin Xiaodong frowned slightly.

Is Master Gu's words telling him not to deny the rumors that he is Mrs. Gu's family in order to obtain asylum?

"Old man," but in the end, he didn't refuse or agree, he just said slowly, "I see, you should have a good rest first."

sunset.

Lin Xiaodong, who had taken care of Mr. Gu for several hours, left the gloomy master bedroom with a good person card.

"I really didn't expect the first good person card in this world to come so easily," he sighed to the system, obviously he just poured a glass of water for the old man and talked with him for a while, "Mr. Gu is really a good person, it's a pity A homeless son was born."

He walked across the courtyard and walked back to his bedroom in the afterglow of the setting sun.

The layout of this bedroom is not much different from the room of Master Shen just now. It also has a carved four-poster bed, but the curtains have been changed to a dark red thin velvet material, and an old-fashioned pear wood dressing table is added.

Lin Xiaodong closed the door and pulled the curtains to fit tightly. Then he let out a long breath, kicked off the two pairs of high heels that were really torture, and sat down in front of the vanity mirror.

worn out!

But when he inadvertently turned his head and looked at the beauty in the mirror with wavy curly hair, red lips and blue eyebrows, Lin Xiaodong was dumbfounded.

Who is this! ?

Looking down again, the table was full of bottles and jars, Lin Xiaodong could barely recognize a few of them with his knowledge: cream, rouge and perfume.

The aroma of various flavors mixed together, made him a little dizzy - how to fix this?Where should this go?

It has completely touched his blind spot of knowledge!

Lin Xiaodong sat on the spot for a while, got up and asked someone to bring a basin of water, and hid in the room to secretly remove all the makeup on his face.

He found that the appearance of the succubus after removing the make-up was actually similar to his original appearance, except that the eyebrows and eyes were deeper and more charming, as if there was a small hook that could snatch people's souls away at a glance.

"Tong," he said solemnly, "tell me, can I learn makeup in one night?"

System: "Nothing is impossible. I believe you can."

Lin Xiaodong put on a sullen face: "But I don't think I can."

He and the system rigorously studied and studied the makeup video for an hour, and took a full page of notes.

With the theoretical knowledge, it is the turn of practice.

White powder?In the face!

Red ointment?Fuck your face!

Although he didn't notice it for a while and coughed for a long time due to the powder flying everywhere, Lin Xiaodong still firmly believed that he had mastered the essence of makeup.

That is, don't care if you can spread it evenly or not, it's all on your face!

If one layer doesn't work, add another layer!until smooth!

But when Lin Xiaodong stopped and looked in the mirror at the young man whose face was pale but his cheeks and lips were bright red, he fell silent.

Kind of like a hangman who just finished eating a kid, to be honest.

"...It seems a bit too exaggerated."

He coughed: "But it doesn't matter, failure is success damn it, let's make persistent efforts!"

Facing the mirror, the young man frowned tightly, pulled his eyelids as if facing an enemy, carefully dabbed some eyebrow powder or something else, tremblingly began to describe Eyelids rolled up.

System: "Your hands shake like Parkinson's patients."

Lin Xiaodong held his breath, and stared desperately at his eyes: "Don't make noise! ​​It's the key!"

But it was just this distraction, and if he didn't check for a while, he just slid and drew the boundary line.

Looking up again, he saw that the originally fair and handsome face had been turned into a Crayon Shin-chan who had burrowed headfirst into the flour pile.

Lin Xiaodong fell headfirst on the dressing table, and uttered a series of incomprehensible harmonious words:

"I knock you %￥&#..."

His mind has collapsed!

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Today is a two-in-one big fat chapter!happy National Day!

ps: A secret reminder to the cuties, today is the last day at the end of the month, and the nutrient solution will expire if you don’t use it~ The old rule, every one thousand plus one more!