After the death of the people, the crematorium is full [Quick Transmigration]

After a week of business trip, Lin Xiaodong gained weight abruptly.

In fact, they didn't go very far, they were in the city next door, but the person in charge who thought he would only receive the manager saw that the group's CEO also came, oh, the blood pressure immediately soared to [-], it was so exciting that he almost didn't pinch someone bingo.

So, within a week, Lin Xiaodong also enjoyed a seven-star treatment.

"You are the devil, the root of all evil." Lin Xiaodong complained bitterly when he got home and stood on the weighing scale.

Gu Xi leaned against the door with folded arms, looked at him and smiled without saying a word.

In fact, he still felt that Lin Xiaodong should be a little fatter.

...it feels good to hold.

In order to retaliate, Lin Xiaodong decided to change her hair color.

From yellow to black to red to green, he has dyed all the rainbow colors.

After working like this for more than half a year, Lin Xiaodong achieved the achievement of being a VIP user of the barber shop in the whole city of philately, and became a beautiful scenery in the building of Gu's Group.

People gave it a nickname: walking neon lights.

And the way the housekeeper looked at him completely changed from a disaster to a disaster.

He even followed suit with a florescent blue look, but because his hair was too bright, Gu Xi couldn't sleep for several nights, and was pressed on the bed by a vengeful man until his waist almost broke, so he could only hate the second time. I went to the barber shop to wash off the potion.

After the hair dyeing plan failed, within a few days, Lin Xiaodong had another idea.

He started keeping dogs.

And it's not just an ordinary dog.

When Gu Xi just came back from overtime that day, he saw Lin Xiaodong leading a wise Erha, and introduced him triumphantly: "This is my son, Lin Xiaogou. Come on son, say hello to your dad!"

Erha gave an obedient "Wow", which immediately made Lin Xiaodong smile: "You are so good!"

The housekeeper following behind him showed a pale face, and was trying to use his eyes to send light waves for help to Gu Xi.

Gu Xi: "..."

In any case, Lin Xiaogou stayed in the Gu family's mansion in the end, and was taken care of by the housekeeper.

Like its owner, this Erhu is not a peaceful owner.

In just one month, it bit into two sofas, broke four vases and two pieces of glass, and even managed to heal the butler's herniated disk.

"So, the old man just can't sit for a long time, and should exercise more." Lin Xiaodong didn't forget to ask Gu Xi for credit when he was lying on the bed at night, "Look, how energetic he is recently, pointing at my son Sang Huai At that time, it was full of spirit.”

Gu Xi laughed in a low voice, turned over and hugged a narrow-minded little liar into his arms.

"Uncle Zhong is getting old," he said, "don't bother him anymore, I will apologize to you on his behalf."

"Who tormented him? Am I that kind of person..."

As the ears and temples rubbed together, the atmosphere gradually heated up, and Gu Xi's hands gradually became dishonest.

At this moment, there was a sudden noise at the door, and the movements of the two froze at the same time.

After listening carefully, I found that it was Lin Puppy pawing at the door with his paws.

"Leave it alone." Gu Xi came back to his senses, lowered his head and continued to bully others.

But Lin Xiaodong felt that it was too shameful for his son to behave like this outside. He tried to resist, but it seemed to arouse Gu Xi's interest even more.Xiaogou Lin stayed outside, and hadn't seen anyone come to open the door for a long time. He was so angry that he yelled and yelled, his voice was cadenced like weeping, but it echoed the voice in the bedroom.

From that day on, Lin Xiaodong never mentioned the matter of keeping a dog.

In order to give Lin Xiaogou a good home, Gu Xi also specially paid the housekeeper 50.00% more salary every month.

— to cover the cost of renovations caused by his "son".

"I suspect you did it on purpose," Lin Xiaodong asked him afterwards, "Did you find out that I was intentionally causing trouble for you? Otherwise, why aren't you angry at all?"

Gu Xi looked innocent: "Really? I just think it's just a dog, and it's not that I can't afford it, and you are much more noisy than Lin Puppy, so I'm still fattening you up."

Lin Xiaodong was shocked, and without thinking about arguing with him, he rushed to the bathroom to measure his weight.

...he gained another five catties.

"Five catties!" He was heartbroken, "It's terrible, Tong, you are right, the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism are really hard to guard against. I have to start losing weight!"

System: "Hehe."

The system says it doesn't want to talk to you and rolls your eyes at you.

But the shocking numbers on the scale and the small fleshy belly around his waist made Lin Xiaodong learn from the pain, and decided not to eat dinner from today, and brunch was also halved.

Ever since, in the following days, such scenes appeared:

In the early morning, when Gu Xi was having breakfast at the Gu family mansion, Lin Xiaodong was grazing;

At noon, when Gu Xi was having lunch in the staff cafeteria, Lin Xiaodong was still grazing;

In the evening, when Gu Xi decided to eat salad with Lin Xiaodong...

He didn't even eat grass.

So three days passed.

There have been rumors within the Gu Group: Mr. Gu has a new love outside, he is a fair-skinned, tall-legged little fairy, and manager Xiao Lin began to lose weight in heartbreak, trying to restore the president's firmness by eating grass. rock heart...

When it was time for dinner, Gu Xi finally couldn't bear it anymore when he saw Lin Xiaodong lying on the dining table and dying.

He directly threw the bowl of grass that even dogs wouldn't eat into the trash can, and ordered the housekeeper to let him cook a whole meat feast for Lin Xiaodong, and personally supervised Lin Xiaodong, letting him eat up all the food in the bowl.

The three-day weight loss plan also ended in failure.

"Don't struggle," the system said to him ruthlessly, "You won't be able to find Gu Xi's Wuzhishan."

"No." Lin Xiaodong still wanted to struggle for a while, "I haven't got the good person card yet, I haven't completed the task yet, I can't admit defeat yet!"

System: "Don't admit defeat, just lead the dog."

Lin Xiaodong felt that the system was really broken.

Not only does it not feel sorry for itself now, but it actually responds back!

Two days later, today the weather is sunny and sunny, the sky is high and the clouds are clear. It was originally a good weather for going out for an outing, but it is a working day, and the humble migrant workers can only stay in the office obediently, looking at the bright sunshine outside the window He sighed.

And at this moment, Lin Xiaodong suddenly received a message from Lin Xiamian.

The content is very short, only three words: "Look at the mail."

The black-haired young man who was bored on the desk flipping through documents just a second ago straightened his back suddenly, and immediately regained his energy.

Lin Xiaodong was very relieved to see that his dear brother started to be restless again, it was a timely help!

He logged into his mailbox and clicked on it, and found that there was indeed a new email in it. It was a long compressed picture, which seemed to be pieced together from sections of chat records.

There were many people in the office, so Lin Xiaodong imported the pictures to his mobile phone, and slowly started to look at them.

After reading it, he let out a long sigh and put down his phone.

"Lin Xiamian, if you throw him into the Gongdou drama, he will definitely survive to the finale," he said in admiration, "Maybe he can beat the emperor to death and succeed in ascending the throne."

The general content of this chat record can be summed up in two words:

flirt / coquettish.

The active side is Gu Xi, and the passive side is naturally Lin Xiamian herself.

But Lin Xiamian's cleverness lies in that although he doesn't know Gu Xi that well, he knows Lin Xiaodong well, and he knows that if it's too obvious, his brother will never believe it, so he seized what Lin Xiaodong himself said before. However, Gu Xi just hit him precisely by using him as a stand-in.

Inside and outside the words, this "Gu Xi" is very calm and reticent, just like the impression a man gives to others, there is no word beyond his duty, most of which are daily greetings.But if you look at these dozens of photos together, and assume that the person involved also has a preconceived impression of "I am a stand-in", it is easy to find the clues.

Between the lines, it is full of forbearance, longing, cautiousness, and love that cannot be uttered due to some obstacles.

As for the "obstacle", needless to say, anyone who understands it understands it.

Lin Xiaodong watched it from the beginning to the end again, and sighed, "What the hell, if the boss really could talk like that, I wouldn't have moved out of the Gu family's mansion in the first place."

System: "Since you know this is a fake chat record, are you going to expose him?"

"No, why expose it?" Lin Xiaodong said with great interest, "I'm still going to see what Lin Xiamian will do next."

He put himself in his shoes and thought about it. If he didn't know the plot of the original world line, then after seeing this chat record, the subconscious reaction of a normal person must be...

Call Lin Xiamian for confirmation.

10 minute later.

Lin Xiamian, who was staring at the phone and waiting anxiously, saw the caller ID, and answered it almost instantly: "Hey, brother, did you see the email?"

"Well," the young man's voice sounded hoarse on the other end of the phone, "Xia Mian, is this chat record real?"

"How could I lie to you?" Lin Xiamian's heart tightened, but her tone was extremely eager and sincere, "If you don't believe me, brother, you can go to that place according to the location he sent in the last chat record. Gu Xi, he must be waiting for me there!"

At the end of the long picture, the time was about half an hour ago this afternoon, and "Gu Xi" sent a location.Of course Lin Xiaodong saw it too, I don't know if Lin Xiamian did it on purpose, that place happened to be the hotel where he and the bald head went to Qi Huaishui to collect debts.

"...Okay, I'll go and have a look."

Lin Xiamian hesitated for a few seconds, still a little worried.

He was sure that his lies would not be exposed, but it was not ruled out that Lin Xiaodong would rush directly to confront Gu Xi face to face.He tactfully said: "Brother, are you okay? Don't get too angry, maybe Mr. Gu didn't treat me either... Anyway, it's not what you think, so don't quarrel with him because of me."

"I know, I wouldn't be so stupid."

Lin Xiaodong knew all about this little kid in his heart, he smiled and gestured to the other colleagues in the work area, "Get off work early today", and immediately got a burst of cheers.Amidst Lin Xiamian's questioning voice, he said perfunctorily "my colleague is getting married" before walking into the elevator, and hung up the phone casually.

"There is no room for suspicion in a relationship," he said, "Lin Xiamian's trick is so good, it planted the seeds of suspicion in one party's heart, and made the other party think that he was taking the initiative to keep the secret for his own benefit. Even if he was found out , he can also bite himself to death and be deceived, and then retreat... Tsk tsk, I would like to call it the strongest green tea."

System: "Green tea is useless, and he didn't lie to you."

"Of course it's because I'm smart and quick-witted," Lin Xiaodong said narcissistically, "There's another smart and quick-witted system to help, don't you think?"

system:"…………"

System: "Yes."

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The author has something to say:

Lin Xiaodong: No one can resist my rainbow fart, not even the system.

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Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Xinghe with a full boat of Qingmeng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!