Is the most powerful spell being taught by my brother-in-law to be a man today?

Long, long ago, in a certain blue global village, there was a happy country.

They were ruled by a king named Qi Mu.

It is rumored that this king works hard every day, licks his shoes diligently, and is highly praised by the gods. Therefore, the citizens live a rich and leisurely life under his rule.

Until one day, the king's first child, a princess named Hoshino, was born.

Some gods passing by were amazed by her beauty, so he gave her supreme authority—no one could refuse her sincere request.

A fairy godmother who had a good relationship with the queen came to visit her specially. She took pity on her thin appearance when she was born - so she wished her a healthy life - she would never be disturbed by diseases.

The princess grows up slowly, but her seductive beauty brings her many unexpected troubles.

The guards in the castle changed batch after batch, and the king became bald.

Fortunately, the king's youngest son, Prince Kusuo, was born.

The little prince, who was born with the power comparable to a god, is very reliable. He bit his pacifier and directed his brother, Prince Kongzhu, to capture the elves living in seclusion in the forest and ask them to sing for the princess.

The elves, who thought they were being roughly treated, disagreed at first.

Even though Frankenstein Prince Sorasuke's bazooka hit their foreheads, and supernatural Prince Kusuo had cycled the queen's favorite square dance 100 times in their brains, they didn't let go.

It is very backbone.

Finally, they meet the princess by chance.

"Oh hoo!"

Then the singing sounded—may she be free from worries and be troubled by everything.

Her Royal Highness grew up happily and happily.

Her beauty, which can compete with the sun and the moon, is sung by poets in poems, and the people are familiar with it, but no one can see her true face.

Gradually, rumors flowed from the dark corners—the princess was actually an ugly monster, so she dared not see people.

She ordered the poets to sing about her beauty day and night, or send them to the gallows outside the city.

She ordered the servants in the castle to praise her kindness against their will, otherwise, they would be sent to the north to mine.

She even captured the elf in the deep forest, coveted the beauty of the elf prince, and asked him to dance with her every day.

……

The list goes on and on.

Some people don't believe it, some people are shocked, and some people lament.

How could they have such an evil princess.

But the rumors were quickly suppressed (physically) by the two princes, and the innocent and kind princess didn't know about it.

The princes searched and searched, and found that it was an older witch who had spread the rumors. She was in love with the elf prince who fell in love with the princess alone, and was also jealous of the princess's unparalleled beauty.

The witch was not reconciled to the rumors dissipating, she boiled the muddy potion, and vowed to let the princess fall into darkness, reveal her true nature, and love her.

So the witch pulled a black mud spirit ferociously and threw it into the medicine stove.

The innocent black mud spirit who fell from the sky happily took a spa bath in the medicine stove, then climbed out, and slipped into the castle with the servants bought by the witch.

Thinking of the witch's instructions before leaving, Heinijing nodded with a serious expression. He knew that he had an extremely important mission.

Then the black mud spirit bullies men and women in the castle every day, and even occasionally turns into a small animal to be fed by the princess, enjoying himself.

However, the black mud essence is black mud essence after all, and the bath water it rolls over also has a lot of power.

Soon, bad news came from the castle.

The princess is in love.

The object of the princess's love is actually the prince of another country.

The prince actually didn't love the princess. After sneaking over to see the real face of the princess, he was dragged back to the country with a dull expression.

Soon, the previously suppressed (physical) rumors began to circulate again.

Sure enough, because the princess was too ugly, the neighboring princes were petrified!

The king was furious: "Who, who brought foreigners into the castle!"

"..." Prince Kusuo, who was in charge of the military value of the whole castle, was silent, and said blankly: "I'm sorry, they pretended to be merchants selling desserts and hyped up the deliciousness of their main product coffee jelly, so I didn't check for a while and let them mix it up. Into the city."

No matter whose fault it is, the matter has come to this point, and the little princess who was raised in the castle and knew nothing about the world cried very sadly.

The sun was shining, her golden eyes were clear, tears were hanging on her slender eyelashes, and they kept falling with the princess blinking, smashing the hearts of countless people.

The king was very distressed: "My little princess, what can I do for you?"

The princess ignored it, but she still cried.

At this time, the princess's younger brother, Prince Kongsuke, came forward holding the hand of his younger brother, Prince Kusuo. He bowed to the king and showed a very kind smile: "Father, why don't we directly capture the neighboring country, then..."

"This..." the king hesitated

When he was young, he had made an agreement with the king of the neighboring country that he would never go to war.

Prince Kongsuke showed a smile that he was in control of this morning: "You only need to pass on the throne to your sister, and the agreement doesn't count."

The princess who was polluted by the black mud groaned twice again at the right time.

So Her Royal Highness became Her Majesty the Queen.

On the day of the succession celebration, the streets were empty, and the citizens pushed me and pushed you, all wanting to see the beauty of the princess.

then.

"Oh hoo!"

Rumors are self-defeating.

That's why people began to curse at the prince of the neighboring country, accusing him of daring to offend such a peerless beauty.

Her Majesty the Queen stood condescendingly on the city wall, looking at the passionate citizens below, showing an evil smile.

She ordered that within three days, if the neighboring country did not present the prince, she would never step out of the castle again.

"My God! What a severe punishment! Not being able to see Her Majesty the Queen is killing me!"

"Woooooo yeah, what's the point of my life like this!"

……

That's right, the severity of this punishment is really too evil.

Soon, the citizens of neighboring countries also heard the news, and at the same time, it was the portrait of Her Majesty the Queen.

"Oh hoo!"

The citizens, the prince's guards, and even the kings and queens of neighboring countries all began to condemn, and they detested the Tao.

"Look at you, you are willing to give up such a beautiful princess."

The 1.9-meter white-haired prince didn't speak, he was just silent.

Soon, public opinion fermented.

"Hand over the prince! We want to see the face of Her Majesty the Queen!"

"That's right, what's the use of the prince, does it make Her Majesty happy!"

……

In the end, even the prince's father, queen mother, and close servants turned against each other, and they stuffed the prince into the box with a grinning grin.

Wang Zichao huddled in the oversized cardboard box aggrievedly. He looked at his relatives and friends with hideous faces, the corners of his mouth twitched, looking very sad.

The box was quickly teleported to the castle by Prince Kusuo with superpowers.

Standing in front of Her Majesty the Queen, Prince Kongsuke said slanderously, "Your Majesty the Queen, he dared to do such a disrespectful thing to you, and he must be severely punished."

Her Majesty the Queen showed hesitation.

Prince Kongsuke said again: "Please rest assured, my dear sister, I borrowed the power of Prince Kusuo to develop a love potion. No matter what you do to him, he will fall in love with you after drinking the potion."

So the evil once again occupied Her Majesty's brain, and the black mud spirit stuck to the side, laughing uncontrollably.

The queen ordered: "Then punish the prince of the neighboring country from eating dessert for three days."

It is said that the princes of neighboring countries will be sluggish on the first day without sugar, will be weak on the second day, and will be like a weak willow supporting the wind on the third day, unable to stand up without anyone to support them.

The Queen nodded with satisfaction, feeling extremely evil.

Another three days passed, and the prince who was squatting in the cardboard box was finally released. After three days without sugar, he was really like a weak willow, and he had to rely on the Queen's support to get out of the box.

It's just that the prince has a lot of backbone, even in the face of the peerless beauty of Her Majesty the Queen, he won't...

"Crack-"

The pen of Kunikida Doppo, the narrator and prop master, finally died unfortunately. He stood at the crossroads and couldn't read any more.

"Card--"

Ranpo Edogawa, the director, quickly picked up the snacks on the set and jumped away.

He accused: "None of your expression management is qualified! You can't move it!"

What followed was King Qi Muguochun's furious roar: "Stinky boy, enough is enough for me!! Don't cling to my daughter!"

"Hey, Mr. Gojo, isn't that how the script was written?" Prince's valet Hirohito Katsuobu looked at the script in his hand, rubbed his head, in a daze.

Neighboring king Fuguro-Mei and Queen Kugasaki Yakawi covered his mouth before he was hit by the storm.

"Don't talk if you don't want to be beaten later!"

"Salmon."

The nationals of neighboring countries, Goujuji, Pangda, and Zenyuan Maki, withdrew from the battle circle expressionlessly.

The fairy godmother Domabuki is accustomed to the status quo, she pulls the elf prince, Yosano Akiko and the elf Sakura Chiyo, and they get together to discuss shopping.

The screenwriter and god Umetaro Nozaki had no time to take care of the farce, and lowered his head to revise the plot.

"So why am I a witch??" Mikoto Chai Shiqin murmured suspiciously.

Yidizhi Jiegao sent condolences while sick in bed: Because I was sick and escaped the catastrophe.

"Oh, what's the matter? Dad, I'll just hug o(*￣▽￣*)ブ" Gojo Satoru hugged his girlfriend and didn't let go, dodging left and right.

"Who is your father!! Less, less proud! I, Qi Mu Guochun, have licked more shoes than you have eaten!"

"Uh... Dad?... Enlightenment?" Qi Mu Xingye was in a dilemma.

"Oh-- let's fight~" the black mud spirit Dazai Osamu waved his props and started to shoot.

"Enough! Dazai let go of that prop, I just made it!" Kunikida Doppo also joined the battle.

Nakajima Atsushi, Izumi Kyoka and other Butei who made a guest appearance as Qimu country's nationals looked around, but decided to play it safe.

"Shunpei, what do you think of this sentence?"

"not bad……"

The PK high school students in the poet group are still thinking about how to write poems that are more catchy to read. Very touching.

Score the audience Principal Noctua Moth, Qi Haihai, Mingming, Song Ji and his party were expressionless, watching from the sidelines.

"Oh, it seems that Dad still hasn't accepted the reality? How pitiful."

[…] The superpower was silent, he decided not to expose the fact that the love potion the other party took out just now had a counterproductive effect.

"Ah, everyone's relationship is very good." Qi Mu's mother laughed.

In the end, Teacher Wutiao's pretending voice sounded: "Ah, it hurts so much, Dad, today is my birthday."

"……"fury.

In the arena, there was a heart-piercing roar——

"Dad, I haven't agreed to your marriage!!!"

The black-haired young man in cassock who passed by leaned silently against the wall outside the venue. Hearing the sound, he still couldn't hold it back and let out a burst of laughter.