Is the most powerful spell being taught by my brother-in-law to be a man today?

"Really, we have all become stepping stones on the way for the brave to save the princess. It's completely counterproductive. Hiss... it hurts."

The grinning young man with black hair was half lying on the side of the bar, and there was a glass of whiskey with ice in front of him, but he didn't drink it, he just pressed the ice puck with his hand in boredom.

He tilted his head and kept complaining to his friends.

"It's really unreasonable to have superpowers. In the end, he didn't stop it, so... it's not my fault that it became like this."

The older red-haired young man listened quietly, took a sip from his wine glass, and then suddenly said: "So love is a very magical existence, even Dazai you and Qi Mu-kun can't do anything about it."

He thought about it: "Should I add a love line to the next novel?"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai burst out laughing: "Ah, Odasaku, is it really okay for you to write a love line? And it's too much~ No matter how you say it, I'm broken in love. Odasaku didn't comfort me, just thinking about it. own novel."

Oda Sakunosuke blinked in surprise when he heard the words, and turned to look at his friend: "Hey, Dazai, do you like Miss Saiki?"

"Hey, here's the point? Can't you see it?" Osamu Dazai pointed at himself and tilted his head.

"Hmm..." After pondering, Oda Sakunosuke said uncertainly, "I don't see it clearly."

"Oda Zuku is too good, Hoshino-chan is your savior! Of course I like her, and she is super cute. It is my ideal in life to die with such a cute girl!"

Osamu Dazai waved his hands, and he even puffed up his mouth to accuse: "The heartless Odasaku, you can't even tell that I am the suitor of your savior."

The honest man who doesn't know how to complain was stunned for a moment, and accepted the accusation without hindrance: "I'm sorry, it's my fault, but Miss Qi Mu likes someone else." Tasakunosuke fell into a distressed choice.

In the end, he gave up: "I can't help it. Does Dazai need any comfort if he loses his love?"

Dazai Osamu was waiting for this sentence, his iris eyes suddenly lit up, and he smiled like a cat stealing: "Before the next deadline, Oda Tsukuru, come hang out with me, I'm going to skip work! Ah, you are not allowed to bring the children with you." When the time comes, tell the agency to accompany Odasaku to collect materials, yay!You can be lazy, and Oda Saku never stopped him from researching suicide.

"...Okay. Since you said that, Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a moment, but in the end the broken-hearted friend prevailed, he apologized to the editor in his heart, and agreed.

"Hmm~ one person can't die for love~ but~ two people~ can do~" the Mofa youth who had achieved his goal hummed a song in a good mood.

Hoo hoo, Hoshino-chan's side is out of action, which pretty lady should I invite to die in love next~?

"Teacher Wutiao seems to be in a particularly good mood today?"

"When will he not look like this?"

"No, I always feel that it's been special lately..." Yuzu Yuhito thought about his words in distress.

"The expression is rippling to disgusting."

Fu Heihui, with his hands in his pockets, commented expressionlessly.

"Wow, that seems a bit exaggerated..."

"But it's true."

The trio of first-year cursers gathered together and muttered.

It just so happened that two seniors from the second grade passed by and were pulled over by them.

"What do you think of Teacher Wutiao today?" Panda Juke Panda followed the line of sight of several people, and the figure of an adult male holding a mobile phone with pink bubbles all over his body came into his eyes. His chubby eyes blinked, and suddenly I feel a chill.

"I, a panda, don't understand humans." With a serious look on his face, Pang Da chose to abstain.

"Salmon."

"Seniors don't understand either, so what about Maki-senpai?" Kiyojo Yuhito sighed.

"She just walked halfway and suddenly said that she had a strange premonition, so she turned around and went back." Pang Da replied.

"Strange premonition...?"

"for example?"

"Hi~~cute students over there~~" The reliable teacher who was playing with his mobile phone during working hours in the distance finally remembered his responsibilities, and without seeing how he moved, he flashed in front of Knotweed and the others in an instant.

"You guys, it's forbidden to desert during free practice time~" Gojo Satoru approached with a smile.

"By the way, were you talking about me, Teacher?" He asked, his voice was a little hoarse than usual, his eyes were covered by a black eyepatch, and there were two rolls of paper stuck in his nostrils, but only by the curved corners of his mouth Still no matter how you look at it, it makes people feel bad.

"...For example, now." The only girl finally sensed something keenly, Kizaki Ye Qiangwei began to retreat without a trace between words.

She also had an ominous premonition.

However, Gojo Satoru, relying on his height and strength, grabbed it casually, pulled his hood and forced one of the students who was about to run away to stop.

"Hmph~" He put his hands on his hips, hummed twice, and said very understandingly: "Since you are so curious, the teacher will tell you."

"..." The trio: No, we're actually not that curious about you anymore.

"..." Panda: No, I'm not curious at all.

"...Muyuhua." Why did I lie down.

However, the poor high school students who were caught by the ceiling of the magic world had no way out. They saw the five teachers sitting cross-legged on the floor, patting the floor, as if they were approachable high school head teachers talking.

"Come, come, sit down~"

Forced to be curious, the students ordered and moved one by one.

"Beforehand, this is a long, long story. The beginning of the story starts from the day I went to work... balabalabala..."

more than an hour later.

"Teacher Wujo...you have a cold." Kizaki Yaqiangwei tremblingly raised her hands with blank eyes.

"Idiots don't catch colds, right?" Fu Hei Huisheng had nothing to love.

"..." The eyes of the two seniors in the second grade were blurred.

The only serious listener, Hirohito Hizuki urged excitedly: "And then, Mr. Wujo, what then?... Oh, it hurts!" He was grabbed by the girl's lower back severely.

"Huh, boring." The super-class mantra spirit Su Nuo who resided on the body of the knotweed Yuren just popped his mouth, and before he finished speaking, the ruthless teacher Wujo raised the hand of the knotweed Yuren and slapped it go back.

"Teacher Wujo! If you have a cold, you should go to bed early! You can see that your voice is hoarse!" Nagasaki Yaqiangwei tried to save herself.

"Cold!" Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up suddenly, and he became more and more interested. He pointed to the roll of paper towels given by his sweetheart on his nose: "Speaking of colds, Miss Saiki said that she would come to visit me tomorrow. I tell you, at that time balabalababalabala..."

I don't know how long it has passed, and the twilight is all together.

"..." Even the knotweed Yuren turned his eyes to Mosquito Incense.

"Old, teacher." The students were as angry as gossamer.

ignore.

"balabala..."

"..."

Another hour later.

"Balabala... Anyway, that's it."

Gojo Satoru, who finally finished telling the history of his relationship development, clapped his hands contentedly: "Okay, although it's a super romantic story, but because it's to satisfy your own curiosity, so remember to make up the practice that was left during the day at night."

He stood up, patted his butt, and waved his hands without taking away a cloud.

But the distant hoarse voice still surrounds the students' ears as a 3D sound effect, lingering for a long time.

"Hey~ Teacher, I will do random checks~ Don't be lazy~~" Bixin.

"..."

Knotweed, die.

The high school students who had been devastated all afternoon rolled up their sleeves.

"what--?!"

With a cry of alarm, the initiator of the topic, Hiroto Hiroshi, was punished inhumanely.

Although the other party didn't throw him to the North Pole when the other party came back from the South Pole, but chose to stop because of his sister's sad appearance, the person with superpowers was already psychologically prepared for the status quo.

but.

The second time I went to the other party's house or something, did it go too fast? !

Watching her sister busily preparing porridge suitable for the patient, the psychic crushed the back of the chair next to him expressionlessly without paying attention.

Too weak, but he caught a cold after going to Antarctica, and that guy is too weak.

The thoughts of those with superpowers disgusted.

"Kusuo, how about you try this for me?" The beautiful girl who was in a happy mood was also shining today. She was wearing a pink kitchen apron, holding a spoon and smiling at her younger brother.

【……】never mind.

Saiki Kusuo sighed, let it be.

and.

Rarely, the superpower didn't want to respond to his sister's request. Instead, he teleported to his father's room and picked up the middle-aged man who was playing games.

[As a married person, Dad will have more experience in this, let Dad try it. 】

"? What?" Qi Mu Guochun was at a loss.

In front of elders, girls still don't want to share their unresolved love affairs.

She put the spoon behind her back, blushing on her face, and faltered: "It's nothing... It's just that my friend is sick, I'll make something to eat and visit."

"Oh——" Qi Mu Guochun didn't notice his daughter's pink aura at all, and he, who had long been accustomed to her daughter's sparkle, suddenly realized it.

"No problem! Do you want to try it? Give it to Dad! By the way, this is the first time for Little Xingxing to cook." Qi Muguochun flashed his white teeth, pointed his thumb at himself, and praised Haikou. "Daddy will absolutely eat all of it!"

【No... Actually, this is the second time...】

The person with super powers silently breathed a sigh of relief, and planned to flee the scene.

"Hey, Kusuo, don't you drink? I've done a lot, it's still enough, let's go with Dad." The elder sister's gentle voice sounded, easily blocking the younger brother's escape.

【…】

afterwards.

Looking at his unconscious father and his sister who didn't realize it, Saiki Kusuo picked up the bowl expressionlessly, poured the exquisite poison into his mouth and used it on himself continuously. The ability to go back in time and space.

Only this time, it's nice to feel like a superhuman.

Saiki Kusuo rejoiced from the bottom of his heart.

Then, under his sister's expectant eyes, he gave a thumbs up and uttered a resolute and violent speech.

[It tastes great, so take this to visit. 】